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The normal dating rules don't apply when it comes to models, news.com.au reported Monday, citing advice from Victoria's Secret star Jess Hart.

In an interview with gossip website Popeater, Hart lays down do's and don'ts for regular guys contemplating making a move on glamazons like herself.

In brief, the gap-toothed Australian beauty warns ordinary guys everywhere -- stay away.

Spy a stunning model in a bar and thinking about trying your chances?

"Don't," the Sports Illustrated cover girl commands.

The beautiful aren’t interested in the bold, according to Hart.

More: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/12/20/victorias-secret-model-ordinary-guys-dont-chance-date/?test=faces
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She sounds just a wee bit full of herself  :p

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She'll end up with someone just as shallow as herself.  Unfortunately, that attitude isn't just for super models, but many women and men, too.

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Wow, next thing they'll be telling us is that Congress is broken and the US MSM leans left!

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she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.
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Well, I'm sorry, but that "supermodel" doesn't stand a chance with me! :-)
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Victoria's Secret Model: Ordinary Guys Don't Have a Chance to Get a Date With Us

Oh you're sooooooo cool, why go for a normal hardworking guy when you can hook up with a druggie pervert photograher who'll treat you like crap. ::)
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Good for you..... ?   I think.  I'd rather date an ordinary guy then someone who craves the attention of the paparazzi.
You may call me Jessica or Jess.

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she's pretty mouthy for somebody with a big ass gap between her front teeth.

According to The Canterberry Tales that gap in her teeth means she hot to trot. In other words, if she had as many sticking out of her as she's probably had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.
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Don't worry bitch. I wouldn't date you if you asked me.
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Fie on her, I say.  Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything.  Real women are a million times more fun in every way.
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Fie on her, I say.  Models are like British cars, pretty to look at but you'd have to be mentally ill to want to have one around and actually have to depend on it for anything.  Real women are a million times more fun in every way.

Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.
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Wait until her looks start to go then she wont be so damn picky
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How's that meal plan of Diet Sprite and ephedrine going .. or is it cocaine already ?

Someone should tell this "woman" that I've seen better looking (with MUCH better personalities) on any given day in Sydney, Brisbane, or Freemantle.

Girls DO love a man in uniform, 'specially Aussie women... :naughty:
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Each to their own but I want a lady with hips and curves not the basic form of a teenage boy.

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Hey now... my car works just fine and is reliable.

We'll see.    :-)

What is it, anyway?  A Mini Cooper?  There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.
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I don't want a man who is prettier than me. I also want (have) a man who is a real man. A man who can walk out the door and not look at himself in the mirror.  A man who knows how to take a motor out of a truck.  I want (have) a man who can do anything....and if he can't, he figures it out.  I want a normal, all American, manly man.   

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That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)
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That reminds me that I need to change my rear break pads and not shave this morning.  :-)

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Good on you BEG. You pretty much describe me to a 'T". It drives my wife nuts, she's always telling me my hair look like crap. She's lucky I even comb it now and then.

Oh, I think I shaved......

Wanna hook up?   :p

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We'll see.    :-)

What is it, anyway?  A Mini Cooper?  There aren't too many other Brit rides on US roads these days, for reasons having a lot to do with the original analogy.

Mini Coopers are gay.  I'm offended.

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Mini Coopers are gay.  I'm offended.

I drive a Jaguar S-Type.

Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)

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Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)

I feel two feet taller than the car, so getting into one makes me feel claustrophobic.
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Oh, those are fighting words!  :tongue:

I love my Mini Cooper  :-)

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