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Title: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 17, 2010, 04:38:07 PM
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undergroundpanther  (1000+ posts)        Fri Dec-17-10 05:20 PM
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While the repeal of DADT will help GBL people get one step closer
to being real citizens in this country with the rights of any hetero white christian male.....

Be aware it won't do crap for trans-people. We being the T added to GBL almost like an afterthought.. GBLT,.. If you are transgender ,DADT won't help you one bit in moving to getting equal rights, or human rights in this so tolerant of the bigoted in this nation .Because if you are transgenderered and in the military you get to stay in the closet.Better not cringe when you are called pronouns of the wrong gender, and don't try to change your birth name or sex designation,if you have transitioned never tell what your past was don't let it ever slip,and if your gender is expressed far ,far away from base for damn sure don't 'sneak hormones or get caught with traces of makeup on when you get called in...

Yeah I'm happy for them,but I am a tad bitter today,I spent two days on the phone fighting a bureaucratic web trying to get my testosterone patches refilled,I have been wearing patches every other day,and my emotions were becoming more labile.I won the fight (this time)and for another year I will feel saner..The stress of all the shit I face as a trans-man is killing me,My Trans women friends face this crap too and they get treated bad by others too...The bigots really make me pissed off(DMV christianazi story for instance)and I am so tired of them.The few gays that act like trans-people are the problem as to why they can't get rights infuriates me,how does it feel to be the scapegoat of a community of scapegoats scapegoated by the straight world? It sucks,times 2.

But I will fight for the rights of gays,but somehow among some of the GBL community we are still not REALLY included as part of this.We are still not getting treated a bit more like human beings..,even though the Stonewall riot was started because of a trans-woman's shoe heard round the world..It is so frustrating...Don't people realize if one kind of humanity is oppressed we ALL are?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x29873

Well, this is the outrage of all outrages. DUmmy UGP, a male panther in the body of a grossly overweight, unattractive, tattooed, mutilated, mentally ill female, will never be able to be all that he/she/it can be. While the jug-eared muslim tries to convert the military into an outreach agency to the queer community, he is somehow overlooking freakazoids like UGP. Maybe she should check out NASA. This story does have one bright side. Apparently you and I are now buying testosterone patches for perverts.

Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: NHSparky on December 17, 2010, 04:44:00 PM
Oh, FFS.  They'll probably be able to join, but then they'll bitch they need DOUBLE the uniform allowance.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 17, 2010, 04:46:02 PM
Shame we can't drop a brigade of UGP's on Iran.....
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: thundley4 on December 17, 2010, 04:46:32 PM
I thought transgenders were those that had had their original stock equipment changed out for queer modified.   It sounds like she/he/it oh ****itall UGP is talking about cross dressers.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Carl on December 17, 2010, 04:48:25 PM
 :banghead: :censored:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 17, 2010, 04:48:40 PM
There are so many opportunities for the panther in the service. She could be used as a bomb sniffing cat.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Mike220 on December 17, 2010, 04:57:47 PM
GBLT?

Guacamole, bacon, lettuce and tomato?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 17, 2010, 05:01:47 PM
There are so many opportunities for the panther in the service. She could be used as a bomb sniffing cat.
:rotf:Hi5 Tuck!
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 17, 2010, 05:05:35 PM
:banghead: :censored:

That was my reaction too.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: BattleHymn on December 17, 2010, 05:09:12 PM
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Better not cringe when you are called pronouns of the wrong gender, and don't try to change your birth name or sex designation

You can dress and act however you want.  I will still address your gender based upon the chromosomes that God gave you.     
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 17, 2010, 05:11:25 PM
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The stress of all the shit I face as a trans-man is killing me

Someone please enlighten me. Is this person a man becoming a woman, or vice-versa?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 17, 2010, 05:14:15 PM
Someone please enlighten me. Is this person a man becoming a woman, or vice-versa?
Female becoming a male....um...cat!  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 17, 2010, 05:14:33 PM
Someone please enlighten me. Is this person a man becoming a woman, or vice-versa?

Woman to man. She still has her sagging udders and hoohaa. She still has to P sitting down, as do all liberal men.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 17, 2010, 05:15:16 PM
Has anyone here read Dr. Lyle Rossiter's book?  The Liberal Mind?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 17, 2010, 05:16:30 PM
Has anyone here read Dr. Lyle Rossiter's book?  The Liberal Mind?

Is it blank pages?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 17, 2010, 05:17:06 PM
Someone please enlighten me. Is this person a man becoming a woman, or vice-versa?
A "human" female becoming a "male" panther.

A real panther would slap her for giving the breed a bad name.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 17, 2010, 05:17:47 PM
Is it blank pages?

Sorry, here is the full title:  The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on December 17, 2010, 05:18:31 PM
A "human" female becoming a "male" panther.

A real panther would slap her for giving the breed a bad name.

I think it's rubber room time again for the subway cat.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 17, 2010, 05:19:37 PM
Thanks for the clarification on what a "trans-man" is.

What I want to know is what branch tolerates this?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: TVDOC on December 17, 2010, 05:37:55 PM
Thanks for the clarification on what a "trans-man" is.

What I want to know is what branch tolerates this?

How about "ordinance disposal"...... :-)

doc
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Airwolf on December 17, 2010, 05:45:03 PM
Dumping it on Iran would get the Geneva Convention invoked for sure.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 17, 2010, 05:49:02 PM
What I want to know is what branch tolerates this?
All of them, after the Kenyan Commander is finished.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on December 17, 2010, 05:49:52 PM
Shame we can't drop a brigade of UGP's on Iran.....

Imagine the confusion, Iranians would just shoot them.

Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Randy on December 17, 2010, 06:13:53 PM
How about "ordinance disposal"...... :-)

doc

I was thinking along the same sort of job.

Minefield clearing works for me. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: true_blood on December 17, 2010, 06:49:18 PM
All of them, after the Kenyan Commander is finished.
:-)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 17, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Imagine the confusion, Iranians would just shoot them.



But, wouldn't the bullets used turn around on a dime in revulsion, and kill the shooter? :o
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Attero Dominatus on December 17, 2010, 07:44:45 PM
:banghead: :censored:

That was my reaction too.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ScubaGuy on December 17, 2010, 08:08:05 PM
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Dec-17-10 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #1
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Edited on Fri Dec-17-10 06:07 PM by undergroundpanther
:hug: I appreciate everyone who gets what I am saying and fights with us.. Please don't let this sink like a stone. The fight is not over.

Someday maybe that evil sickness of discrimination for no justified reason against others who are different than the status quo of the time will die.Can you imagine no discrimination over who a person IS in their own identity.Can you imagine a world where no one,was no longer considered less worthy than others are of human rights & respect? and no more the basic sustenance required to live based on what they identify as within them self and what they look like on the outside,or whom they love in an adult relationship?

Can you imagine a world where everyone had a right to BE WHO AND WHAT THEY really ARE? without fear of being hurt,abused,exploited or discriminated against,bullied or hated when they are causing no one to suffer because of who they are,who they love and what their true identity is or how they look..or what they wear?

If I think about this dream too much I tend to cry,and the tears will burn my eyes and my face.

My true gender identity is male,sexually a male/androgyny,I'm furry( a hybrid feline)and I like guys so I'm gay,mostly.But anyone who gains my trust and love to a deep and soul level ,I love them,for who & whatever they ARE inside and the outside flaws dissappear they are just beautiful and precious to me...they become beauty itself.

To understand what I'm talking about read this:
http://www.myspace.com/blackmambababy/blog/171573559

That's a  whole new level of crazy. :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 17, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
That's a  whole new level of crazy. :mental:

Lost me too.  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: true_blood on December 17, 2010, 08:14:04 PM
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Fri Dec-17-10 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. Thanks   Updated at 6:03 PM
Edited on Fri Dec-17-10 06:07 PM by undergroundpanther
My true gender identity is male,sexually a male/androgyny,I'm furry( a hybrid feline)and I like guys so I'm gay,mostly.But anyone who gains my trust and love to a deep and soul level ,I love them,for who & whatever they ARE inside and the outside flaws dissappear they are just beautiful and precious to me...they become beauty itself.
:wtf2: :catfight:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Airwolf on December 17, 2010, 09:52:45 PM
As I said before no one has a right to join the military straight or gay or mixed breed of kitty.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 18, 2010, 07:07:12 AM
Peter Doocy is on Fox & Friends Weekend saying that the Senate will pass the repeal of DADT today. :censored: :hammer:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: txradioguy on December 18, 2010, 07:19:24 AM
Shame we can't drop a brigade of UGP's on Iran.....

Without the aid of a parachute.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: franksolich on December 18, 2010, 07:26:06 AM
Someone please enlighten me. Is this person a man becoming a woman, or vice-versa?

The subway cat was born a female, and no matter how much surgeons tinker with her body, trying to remodel it, she's always going to be a woman.  There are just certain things that can't be purged out of one.

A male sexual organ made out of bits-and-pieces from other parts of the body does not a man make.

It just makes a woman with a rather ****ed-up funny-looking thing down there.

At least that's franksolich's opinion.

Actually, the subway cat's in a peculiar predicament, and I kid you not, sir.

The sex-change operation got halfway done about three, four, years ago.

They got it halfway done, and then the cash-strapped Maryland social services ran out of money to pay for completing the job.

I kid you not; it's in the archives of Skins's island.

So the subway cat's been in a pretty pickle for a few years now.

And it couldn't, really, happen to a better person.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: JohnnyReb on December 18, 2010, 07:51:29 AM
The subway cat was born a female, and no matter how much surgeons tinker with her body, trying to remodel it, she's always going to be a woman.  There are just certain things that can't be purged out of one.

A male sexual organ made out of bits-and-pieces from other parts of the body does not a man make.

It just makes a woman with a rather ****ed-up funny-looking thing down there.

At least that's franksolich's opinion.

Actually, the subway cat's in a peculiar predicament, and I kid you not, sir.

The sex-change operation got halfway done about three, four, years ago.

They got it halfway done, and then the cash-strapped Maryland social services ran out of money to pay for completing the job.

I kid you not; it's in the archives of Skins's island.

So the subway cat's been in a pretty pickle for a few years now.

And it couldn't, really, happen to a better person.

Still doesn't answer the question...can she piss standing up?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: franksolich on December 18, 2010, 08:03:25 AM
Still doesn't answer the question...can she piss standing up?

Well, what perplexes me about the primitive attitude is that it seems blatantly hypocritical, and they don't see it.

On one hand, the primitives are always yelling and screaming, "don't mess with the environment," "don't tinker with nature," and so on.  They don't want crops genetically-modified, for example, because it tinkers with nature.  They don't want the side of a mountain sheared off, because it messes with the environment, the natural state of things.

Well, yeah, sure, one shouldn't tinker with nature, and besides, nature always wins in the end.

But on the other hand, the primitives are big advocates of sex-changing operations.

Uh, that's tinkering with nature.

Nature naturally made one something, and it's far better to accept, adapt, and move on, than to try and change oneself into something one wasn't born to be.

Nature always wins, in the end.  Man's nothing, compared with nature.

Has anyone ever known of a changed-sexualized individual being happy?

I suspect most, if not all, of them become suicidal.

One shouldn't tamper with the natural order of things, after all.

There's probably more, but I haven't thought of any others at the moment, but anyway, about the only birth defect (the subway cat considers her female parts a birth defect, remember) that I think should be surgically corrected, nature tampered with, is a cleft palate.

As I said, there might be others, but I can't think of any at the moment.

And one's sexual organs are NOT a birth defect.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Vagabond on December 18, 2010, 12:47:22 PM
The subway cat was born a female, and no matter how much surgeons tinker with her body, trying to remodel it, she's always going to be a woman.  There are just certain things that can't be purged out of one.

A male sexual organ made out of bits-and-pieces from other parts of the body does not a man make.

It just makes a woman with a rather ****ed-up funny-looking thing down there.

At least that's franksolich's opinion.

Actually, the subway cat's in a peculiar predicament, and I kid you not, sir.

The sex-change operation got halfway done about three, four, years ago.

They got it halfway done, and then the cash-strapped Maryland social services ran out of money to pay for completing the job.

I kid you not; it's in the archives of Skins's island.

So the subway cat's been in a pretty pickle for a few years now.

And it couldn't, really, happen to a better person.

Yep, no matter how she tries, she is stuck with the XX chromosome.  Just like any male undergoing a lopitoffofme going the other way still has the XY Chromosome. 

It makes the whole mess into nothing but genital mutilation which you would think the medical profession would try to prevent instead ofproviding.  I guess we know where they decided the money was at.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Vagabond on December 18, 2010, 12:50:50 PM
If this sucker passes, I will steer my kids away from the military.  My family has provided soldiers and marines for six generations, all the way back to the Mexican-American War.  I can't see a reason to have my son or daughter live with freaks for a country that most likely despises everything I try to instill in them.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2010, 12:59:06 PM
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Still doesn't answer the question...can she piss standing up?

I am sure she tries. Hence the offensive odor given off by her shoes.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: BattleHymn on December 18, 2010, 01:37:51 PM
I am sure she tries. Hence the offensive odor given off by her shoes.

If I knew her address, I'd send her a Shewee for Christmas.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2010, 05:12:05 PM
If this sucker passes, I will steer my kids away from the military.  My family has provided soldiers and marines for six generations, all the way back to the Mexican-American War.  I can't see a reason to have my son or daughter live with freaks for a country that most likely despises everything I try to instill in them.

No. That's what they want you to do. There's alternatives.

When I was stationed in Germany, some queer tried to make a pass at me. I beat him to within a inch of his life. Top, the XO or CO ever heard a word about why or what happened. There were plenty of witnesses.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on December 18, 2010, 05:16:15 PM
I am sure she tries. Hence the offensive odor given off by her shoes.
Ever see a male cat spray something?.......Yes she can!
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 18, 2010, 05:45:16 PM
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My true gender identity is male,sexually a male/androgyny,I'm furry( a hybrid feline)and I like guys so I'm gay,mostly

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this one.  :mental:

So, he/she is a female by birth, that feels male, and likes males? And is "furry" to boot?

Then that makes he/she a hairy female right? Or maybe, he/she is.....

Oh to Hell wth it. I understand Quantum Physics and Fractal Geometry better than this.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2010, 07:05:27 PM
Click for pic. don't eat anything prior. Don't say you weren't warned.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/?az=archives&j=917&page=9
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: thundley4 on December 18, 2010, 07:09:49 PM
Click for pic. don't eat anything prior. Don't say you weren't warned.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/?az=archives&j=917&page=9

That was tame compared to the one's on it's Myspace page.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: franksolich on December 18, 2010, 07:10:19 PM
Click for pic. don't eat anything prior. Don't say you weren't warned.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/?az=archives&j=917&page=9

Yeah.

The subway cat's real eye-candy, isn't she?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2010, 07:14:02 PM
That was tame compared to the one's on it's Myspace page.

Sorry. I don't do MS.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: thundley4 on December 18, 2010, 07:19:11 PM
Sorry. I don't do MS.
No guts, no glory. (http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: Tucker on December 18, 2010, 07:22:20 PM
No guts, no glory. (http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos)


I'm just anti-social. :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: GOBUCKS on December 18, 2010, 07:40:20 PM
Yeah.

The subway cat's real eye-candy, isn't she?
She's a cutie pie. A real dish.
I wonder how much we paid for all those tattoos and piercings.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: PatriotGame on December 18, 2010, 10:44:50 PM
Still doesn't answer the question...can she piss standing up?
Simply stated, unfortunately, yes, yes she does. Before AND after the surgery...

(try to sleep with that visual tonight)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 18, 2010, 11:50:20 PM
No guts, no glory. (http://www.myspace.com/undergroundpanther/photos)


No glory. I'll pass. I became a Marine to take up arms to defend what is right.

To defend those that can't defend themselves.

Yeah. I know. I'm a dork who still believes in things like love of Country and holding doors open for ladies and saluting the Colors. It's who I am. I still say "Ma'am" and "Sir". That'll never change, because I was raised properly.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/USMC/1025.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 19, 2010, 08:26:16 AM
No glory. I'll pass. I became a Marine to take up arms to defend what is right.

To defend those that can't defend themselves.

Yeah. I know. I'm a dork who still believes in things like love of Country and holding doors open for ladies and saluting the Colors. It's who I am. I still say "Ma'am" and "Sir". That'll never change, because I was raised properly.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/USMC/1025.jpg)

I know that you have that sentiment.  CM, I'm going to post this openly--you demonstrate, by your post above, the type of guy that I want my daughter to marry someday.  H5.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: true_blood on December 19, 2010, 01:04:23 PM
Yeah.
The subway cat's real eye-candy, isn't she?
Yeah. She/he/it is. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: AllosaursRus on December 20, 2010, 12:41:12 AM
There are so many opportunities for the panther in the service. She could be used as a bomb sniffing cat.

I dunno, how often do they hide 'em in their crotch?
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on December 20, 2010, 12:52:20 AM
I know that you have that sentiment.  CM, I'm going to post this openly--you demonstrate, by your post above, the type of guy that I want my daughter to marry someday.  H5.

Any man that woul'nt lift up a child in need and give comfort and protect that child isn't much of a man.
Title: Re: DUmmy UGP's Military Career Slipping Away
Post by: AprilRazz on December 20, 2010, 08:28:03 AM
How about "ordinance catcher"...... :-)

doc
Fixed!