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Title: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: bijou on April 02, 2008, 03:24:24 PM


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A German woman who wanted to smooth some wrinkles on her chest was aghast when she woke up with bigger breasts instead, the New York Post reports.

Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.

But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants, increasing her cup size from a C to a D.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344829,00.html

I bet the doctor feels like a boob now.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 03:27:06 PM


the doctors smoothed out all the wrinkles, and that was just were all the fat went? :-)
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 03:30:04 PM
OMG!!  I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-)  the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.

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Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.

linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)

Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: bijou on April 02, 2008, 03:38:36 PM
OMG!!  I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-)  the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.

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Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.

linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)


Depending how wrinkled she was, those could have been some massive breasts.  :-)
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 02, 2008, 03:42:19 PM
I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
OMG!!  I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-)  the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.

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Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.

linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)


Depending how wrinkled she was, those could have been some massive breasts.  :-)

they had 200 pounds to make up for . . . it was either enlarge the boobs to the point of deformity, or tie knots in the skin on her back.

Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 07:02:59 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 02, 2008, 07:04:41 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

 :rotf: :rotf: :puke:  :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Lord Undies on April 02, 2008, 07:06:02 PM
I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.

The sad part is the "crash diet" probably put such a strain on her heart she will be dead in five years anyway.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: LadyLiberty on April 02, 2008, 07:29:01 PM
I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.

The sad part is the "crash diet" probably put such a strain on her heart she will be dead in five years anyway.

That's a good point. Sad, really.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 08:35:21 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Miss Mia on April 02, 2008, 08:46:00 PM


Bijou, you find the best articles.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: VelvetElvis on April 02, 2008, 08:53:59 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger asshole?  Now that's a problem!!
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 08:59:46 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger asshole?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Lord Undies on April 02, 2008, 09:03:32 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger asshole?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.

What did they do?  Stitch in a drawstring?
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on April 02, 2008, 09:05:31 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger asshole?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.

What did they do?  Stitch in a drawstring?

I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night.  but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on April 02, 2008, 10:06:55 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger *******?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.

What did they do?  Stitch in a drawstring?

I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night.  but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.


...so now her f*rts are no longer off key.   :-) :innocent:
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: Lord Undies on April 02, 2008, 10:11:29 PM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger *******?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.

What did they do?  Stitch in a drawstring?

I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night.  but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.


...so now her f*rts are no longer off key.   :-) :innocent:

She had an abscess after surgery.  Every time she expelled gas, it sounded like her butt was saying "fonda".  This puzzled the doctors until they remembered that abscess makes the fart go fonda.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: DixieBelle on April 02, 2008, 10:18:18 PM
 :rotf: :rotf: :muahaha: I just got caught giggling too loud. I woke up Mr. Belle.
Title: Re: Woman Asks to Have Wrinkles Removed, Wakes Up With Bigger Breasts
Post by: bijou on April 03, 2008, 02:12:12 AM
^LOL!

At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)

I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole.   :o
Bigger boobs?  Hard to complain about.

Bigger *******?  Now that's a problem!!

we aren't sure it was "bigger".  it was just "different" afterwards.

What did they do?  Stitch in a drawstring?

I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night.  but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.


...so now her f*rts are no longer off key.   :-) :innocent:

She had an abscess after surgery.  Every time she expelled gas, it sounded like her butt was saying "fonda".  This puzzled the doctors until they remembered that abscess makes the fart go fonda.
:lmao: