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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on April 02, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
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A German woman who wanted to smooth some wrinkles on her chest was aghast when she woke up with bigger breasts instead, the New York Post reports.
Ingrid Bruelling, 33, wanted doctors to give her breasts firmer skin after she lost 200 pounds on a crash diet.
But when she woke up after the operation, she found that doctors had put in silicone implants, increasing her cup size from a C to a D.
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344829,00.html
I bet the doctor feels like a boob now.
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the doctors smoothed out all the wrinkles, and that was just were all the fat went? :-)
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OMG!! I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-) the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.
Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.
linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)
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OMG!! I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-) the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.
Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.
linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)
Depending how wrinkled she was, those could have been some massive breasts. :-)
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I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.
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OMG!! I was inadvertently closer to the truth than I though. :-) the actual facts are funnier than anything we could make up.
Doctors said the woman should not complain as the best way to tighten the skin and remove the wrinkles was to make her breasts bigger.
linky (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2791712.html)
Depending how wrinkled she was, those could have been some massive breasts. :-)
they had 200 pounds to make up for . . . it was either enlarge the boobs to the point of deformity, or tie knots in the skin on her back.
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
:rotf: :rotf: :puke: :rotf: :rotf:
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I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.
The sad part is the "crash diet" probably put such a strain on her heart she will be dead in five years anyway.
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I'm picking my jaw up off the floor from her going on a "crash diet" and losing TWO HUNDRED pounds???? Whoa.
The sad part is the "crash diet" probably put such a strain on her heart she will be dead in five years anyway.
That's a good point. Sad, really.
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
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Bijou, you find the best articles. :cheersmate:
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger asshole? Now that's a problem!!
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger asshole? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger asshole? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
What did they do? Stitch in a drawstring?
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her asshole like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger asshole? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
What did they do? Stitch in a drawstring?
I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night. but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger *******? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
What did they do? Stitch in a drawstring?
I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night. but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
...so now her f*rts are no longer off key. :-) :innocent:
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger *******? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
What did they do? Stitch in a drawstring?
I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night. but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
...so now her f*rts are no longer off key. :-) :innocent:
She had an abscess after surgery. Every time she expelled gas, it sounded like her butt was saying "fonda". This puzzled the doctors until they remembered that abscess makes the fart go fonda.
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:rotf: :rotf: :muahaha: I just got caught giggling too loud. I woke up Mr. Belle.
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^LOL!
At least they didn't mess with her ******* like that other woman! :-)
I'm still not completely sure what they did to that woman's butthole. :o
Bigger boobs? Hard to complain about.
Bigger *******? Now that's a problem!!
we aren't sure it was "bigger". it was just "different" afterwards.
What did they do? Stitch in a drawstring?
I'm not a doctor, and I didn't even stay at a holiday inn express last night. but I don't think you are
far off the mark . . . . from the butt hole lady story:
The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.
...so now her f*rts are no longer off key. :-) :innocent:
She had an abscess after surgery. Every time she expelled gas, it sounded like her butt was saying "fonda". This puzzled the doctors until they remembered that abscess makes the fart go fonda.
:lmao: