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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: jtyangel on April 02, 2008, 11:52:32 AM
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Ok, I go for my baseline mammogram today and I have no idea what to expect except every horror story and legend ever told by other women. So tell me ladies on a scale of 1-10(10 being the worst pain ever and 1 being "i can do this while sipping a Mai Tai") how painful was it?
I hate this waiting. It reminds me of waiting to have my first baby and listening to all the horror stories told by other moms. :o
Hold my hand..please. :bawl: :-) I kinda like my boobs...I don't want to think of them feeling all gnarly the rest of the night once this is over. And God forbid the obvious biggest concern. Just hope my baseline ends up being just that...a baseline. (prayers appreciated)
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I really can't help you there dear, but I imagine it is no worse than sitting your naked ass on a cold steel table while the doctor says "Scoot, scoot".
P.S. Don't ask me how I know they do that.
My doctor's tables are vinyl with the crinkly paper underneath ie doesn't hurt to scoot, but it is noisy :-).
I never question your expertise when it comes to women. :-)
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My best friend's wife had to be hospitalized. The machine malfunctioned and wouldn't stop squeezing. Her nipple popped off and flew across the room.
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My best friend's wife had to be hospitalized. The machine malfunctioned and wouldn't stop squeezing. Her nipple popped off and flew across the room.
Undies, you just have this way of making things all better. :bird:
:-) :hammer: :-)
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
I have heard this referred to as "visiting a M.A.S.H. unit". :-)
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I had it done twice. It's not painful. It is a bit unpleasant because of the smoosh factor. You'll be fine. The anticpation and waiting for the results are more uncomfortable than the actual exam.
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
You'll be fine! Just be ready to catch your nipple. :rotf:
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I had it done twice. It's not painful. It is a bit unpleasant because of the smoosh factor. You'll be fine. The anticpation and waiting for the results are more uncomfortable than the actual exam.
Thx Dixie and yes, I know I'll be anxious for the results. It is baseline and not diagnostic, but still it is unsettling since they've never been looked at...umm like that. :-)
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
You'll be fine! Just be ready to catch your nipple. :rotf:
Bite me! :lmao:
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
It's our innate interest in boobs showing through. :-)
We all wish healthy knockers for all women.
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I've never had the boob squish, good luck!
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Well hon, they are gonna mash your boobs to take the picture.
Just imagine it as an early high school date.
They weren't as finicky then though. I'll just take advil before I go, just in case.
I'm kinda of laughing that only you fellas have helped me so far. Has BEG not had the boob squish yet? Schade? Why have my girls abandoned me? :bawl:
It's our innate interest in boobs showing through. :-)
We all wish healthy knockers for all women.
That's reassuring. :lmao:
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Okay, which CC man is this???
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/mm.jpg)
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Okay, which CC man is this???
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/mm.jpg)
:lmao: :lmao:
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jty, actual painwise, it was a 2 max...it's the mental discomfort that was a 4-5!!
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Just imagine if they screened for testicular cancer this way...
:whistling:
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Just imagine if they screened for testicular cancer this way...
:whistling:
You've never had the "pleasure" of frequenting a urologist. ::)
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
See! Women are just funny thinkers that way.
Us guys were all hoping for a jpeg of Jtty and a bottle of syrup... :hyper: :-)
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Okay, which CC man is this???
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/kademan/mm.jpg)
All and any of them. :hammer: :-)
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jty, actual painwise, it was a 2 max...it's the mental discomfort that was a 4-5!!
Thx flame...you gals have been reassuring.
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
See! Women are just funny thinkers that way.
Us guys were all hoping for a jpeg of Jtty and a bottle of syrup... :hyper: :-)
I might actually have one of those. :-)
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
See! Women are just funny thinkers that way.
Us guys were all hoping for a jpeg of Jtty and a bottle of syrup... :hyper: :-)
I might actually have one of those. :-)
Cake Teaser! ;)
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
See! Women are just funny thinkers that way.
Us guys were all hoping for a jpeg of Jtty and a bottle of syrup... :hyper: :-)
I might actually have one of those. :-)
Cake Teaser! ;)
Relax. It's a picture of her and the kids eating breakfast. :-)
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I've never had the boob squish, good luck!
Ah, well then, step right over here to the "Examining Room"......
:naughty:
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
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Yes, this is the hardest part!!! You'll be fine.
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Yes, this is the hardest part!!! You'll be fine.
Thx, sweetness. :-*
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Yes, this is the hardest part!!! You'll be fine.
Thx, sweetness. :-*
Did I tell you about the woman in Longview who had her boob "broken" by the press? It never pointed the same way again. In fact, it pointed up and to the right. She looked like a fork in the road sign.
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You know what's sad?? When I saw the title of this thread, I fully expected to see a picture of a pancake shaped liked a boob!
:tongue:
So did I, which is why I didn't even bother to read the thread :rotf:
If you haven't had it done yet Jty (before I finish catching up on this thread), I hope it went well for you :blowkiss:
I haven't had the (dis)pleasure yet, but I will soon enough.
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Yes, this is the hardest part!!! You'll be fine.
Thx, sweetness. :-*
Did I tell you about the woman in Longview who had her boob "broken" by the press? It never pointed the same way again. In fact, it pointed up and to the right. She looked like a fork in the road sign.
Nope, mine still look reasonably normal :uhsure:
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Undies is determined to torment you! :-)
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So whatch serving for dinner tonight...squash? :-)
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So whatch serving for dinner tonight...squash? :-)
Pressed ham and mashed taters.
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
Well, just in case, be sure to get a nice front massage to prevent soreness. :-)
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
Well, just in case, be sure to get a nice front massage to prevent soreness. :-)
Yeah, right...I'd have to get remarried to get that done. :whatever: :-)
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So whatch serving for dinner tonight...squash? :-)
You and Undies have just been affectionately bitchslapped :-* :lmao:
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
Well, just in case, be sure to get a nice front massage to prevent soreness. :-)
Raises hand! Oo oo oo pick me :-)
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
Well, just in case, be sure to get a nice front massage to prevent soreness. :-)
Raises hand! Oo oo oo pick me :-)
they are no longer sore :thatsright: :lmao:
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Well that was a big nothing. I've had boyfriend who were rougher with them then that. :uhsure:
Now comes the waiting period...don't they know I want to know this stuff right away. :whatever:
Well, just in case, be sure to get a nice front massage to prevent soreness. :-)
Raises hand! Oo oo oo pick me :-)
they are no longer sore :thatsright: :lmao:
You don't want to be proactive then? :-)