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Title: Teabag Logic
Post by: MrsSmith on November 26, 2010, 06:00:43 PM
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Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}


No reaction....then:

"OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST!!!!! A BIG SCARY STALINIST COMMIE!!!!"

Then you show them this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/wallstreetreform

Doesn't exactly look much like Das Kapital, now does it.

Then, the freeper comes back with:

"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"


lather. rinse. repeat.
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DUmmy, um, logic?  If someone takes a pic of you in a church, you are a Christian.  I guess that explains their fear of churches, the mention of Christ's name in public, and their intense need to silence Christians!  Anyone with a belief system that can be subverted by one picture inside a church building has reason to fear Free Speech.   :rotf: :rotf:

Of course, having the government in complete control of banks, Wall Street, car companies, healthcare, etc. etc. in no way resembles communism, either.   :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Chris_ on November 26, 2010, 06:18:03 PM
Yeah, we know what kind of churches Obama goes to. ::)
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: mamacags on November 26, 2010, 06:34:17 PM
If a hotwheels car is in a legos box, does that make it a legos piece?  No more than Obama being in a church makes him a Christian.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Airwolf on November 26, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
The DUmmies logic fails
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Ree on November 26, 2010, 06:50:52 PM
YAWN...SOSDD...JEEZE ya think they could at least try to be amusin once in awhile...:yawn:
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: true_blood on November 26, 2010, 07:26:17 PM
Of course, having the government in complete control of banks, Wall Street, car companies, healthcare, etc. etc. in no way resembles communism, either.   :lmao: :lmao:
You earned yourself a H5 for this remark.
The stupid over there is rampant. The answers are right in their face and yet, they still don't understand. :mental:
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 27, 2010, 01:04:01 AM
Yeah, we know what kind of churches Obama goes to. ::)

I agree Chris... I still can't get over the "God Damn America" tirade what's-his-preacher-face said.

And the American people elected the asshole that sat there and listened to this crap for 20 years.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: diesel driver on November 27, 2010, 04:48:20 AM
The DUmmies logic fails

"DUmmie Logic" is an oxymoron.  (bold added for effect)

DUmmie logic is also rarer than chicken teeth.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Vagabond on November 27, 2010, 06:35:52 AM
Obama is a fascist to his core.  Alinsky wouln't like the idea he is using which is to essentially bind big business to the government which is what Obama has done from the word go. 

Goldman Sachs was more than happy to work in lockstep with the government in writing new regulations because these regulations will make new competitors virtually impossible and provide the big banks, chiefly GS, practical monopolies under the color of law.

GM should have been allowed to go bankrupt and shake off the unions, or the unions should have stepped in with their money and saved their cash cow.  Instead, Obama used the oppurtunity to bind GM to the government and force them to design the cars that he wants. 

I won't mention healthcare, because that is where Obama hopes to set up the government's hydraulic empire.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: PatriotGame on November 27, 2010, 07:12:21 AM
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Nov-26-10 04:01 PM
Original message


Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}
Jeese... and every other post from a DUmmy is reeking with Christian hate.
Weird...
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: MrsSmith on November 27, 2010, 07:39:02 AM
Jeese... and every other post from a DUmmy is reeking with Christian hate.
Weird...
Some "Christians," most notably those that have no clue what the word means, are obviously far more acceptable to the DUmp than "fundies," or anyone who may have actually read at least the whole New Testament.  If nothing else, they're far less scary than the "peaceful" Muslims.   :mental:
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Splashdown on November 27, 2010, 09:01:51 AM
then the teabaggers say that 0BAMA RUINED HEALTHCARE,

and you answer them with, um.... I mean.....


And the teabaggers say THE STIMULUS WAS A COLLOSSAL FAILURE AND WASTE OF MONEY

and you answer them with, well, um, mumble, saved jobs, mumble, erm,

Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: true_blood on November 27, 2010, 01:03:43 PM
Obama is a fascist to his core.  Alinsky wouln't like the idea he is using which is to essentially bind big business to the government which is what Obama has done from the word go. 
Goldman Sachs was more than happy to work in lockstep with the government in writing new regulations because these regulations will make new competitors virtually impossible and provide the big banks, chiefly GS, practical monopolies under the color of law.
GM should have been allowed to go bankrupt and shake off the unions, or the unions should have stepped in with their money and saved their cash cow.  Instead, Obama used the oppurtunity to bind GM to the government and force them to design the cars that he wants. 
I won't mention healthcare, because that is where Obama hopes to set up the government's hydraulic empire.
Great post! H5 for you.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Mike220 on November 27, 2010, 01:07:10 PM
Liberal logic:


































Yeah, I got nothing.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 27, 2010, 01:18:48 PM
Liberal logic:


































Yeah, I got nothing.

'Cept the H5 I just gave you!
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Rufus2010 on November 28, 2010, 09:47:16 AM
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Nov-26-10 04:01 PM
Original message
Teabag Logic
   
"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"

Then you show them this:

{insert pic of Obama in a church}


No reaction....then:

"OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST!!!!! A BIG SCARY STALINIST COMMIE!!!!"

Then you show them this:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/wallstreetreform

Doesn't exactly look much like Das Kapital, now does it.

Then, the freeper comes back with:

"OBAMA IS A MUSLIM!!!! A BIG SCARY MOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZLIM!"


lather. rinse. repeat.
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Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Godot showed up on November 28, 2010, 12:01:39 PM
He sat in Wright's pews for the political connections and the anti-American/Western/Semitic horseshit, not because he's a Christian in his heart. A child could see that.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: micmac on November 28, 2010, 12:23:06 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 28, 2010, 03:06:07 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

That's a good one.  H5.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: jukin on November 28, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
It is amusing how the DUmmie logic only applies if you are a DUchebag pretending to be a conservative.

The DUmp truly is the land of the most talented, gifted, and successful people on the earth.

Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: AllosaursRus on November 29, 2010, 03:48:51 PM
It is amusing how the DUmmie logic only applies if you are a DUchebag pretending to be a conservative.

The DUmp truly is the land of the most talented, gifted, and successful people on the earth.



Now, now, now.......we all know they are the bestest, mostest, smartest, people on the planet!

Just ask 'em!

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Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Randy on November 29, 2010, 05:04:35 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

Absolutely

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Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2010, 05:58:23 PM
Obama is only a Christian of convenience.

One of those who calls themselves a Christian. A fake Christian.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: delilahmused on November 29, 2010, 07:14:24 PM
Not one of these people ever had an original thought in their entire life.

Cindie
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on November 29, 2010, 07:18:35 PM
Not one of these people ever had an original thought in their entire life.

Cindie

If they did, they wouldn't be DUmmies.
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: diesel driver on November 29, 2010, 07:26:14 PM
Not one of these people ever had an original thought in their entire life.

Cindie

At least, not one that wasn't "indoctrinated" into their empty skulls in college.  I've heard the same shit from different people for the last 50 years, (40 seriously).

The pages of the liberal playbook are so worn, half the words are missing or smudged, and even the original authors don't remember what was written. 

Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: Karin on November 30, 2010, 11:05:29 AM
I don't think Obama is a Muslim, or a Christian.  He is only either one of those when politically convenient.  He's an atheistic narcissist, worshipping only himself.  I do firmly believe he is a Communist. 
Title: Re: Teabag Logic
Post by: true_blood on November 30, 2010, 12:40:19 PM
I do firmly believe he is a Communist. 
I do too Karin. Very much so. His actions speak for themselves.