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Title: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
Post by: 5412 on November 18, 2010, 07:24:59 AM

Hi,

Received the following from a friend today. Makes sense to me.

regards,
5412
 
 Here's a solution to all the controversy over the TSA full-body scanners at the airports:
 All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you,

but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. 

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be none of this

crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and  expensive trials.
 This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:  You're in the airport terminal

and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement

comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers!

We now have a seat available on flight number..."
 

 
 

 
 

Title: Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
Post by: Chris_ on November 18, 2010, 07:40:16 AM

Or we could ditch the whole stupid thing and do what the Israelis do.

Title: Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 18, 2010, 08:07:25 AM

Fly Naked Airways......passengers may want to bring a towel. Some passengers find the plastic seatcovers a bit uncomfortable. ....sticky to be exact.

Title: Re: Here is the solution to the TSA body scanning debate
Post by: true_blood on November 18, 2010, 11:51:34 AM

Quote from: 5412 on November 18, 2010, 07:24:59 AM

Hi,
Received the following from a friend today. Makes sense to me.
regards,
5412
Here's a solution to all the controversy over the TSA full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone.  There would be none of this crap about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and  expensive trials. This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now:  You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers!
We now have a seat available on flight number..."

HA HA! :cheersmate: I like it.
I heard something like this on Mike Savage's show the other night. :-)