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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: morningAngel on March 31, 2008, 09:43:07 PM
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I had my five year evaluation today, and apparently I am not living up to my contractual agreements in quality of performance.
As evidenced by:
1. I rip off bandaids. "Do you rip bandaids off everybody? That hurts you know!" "Now my bump hurts worse because you ripped off my bandaids"
2. I steal. For example, buying take out chicken and refusing to let starving child in car seat eat in the vehicle on the way home. "I am staaaaaaaaaaaarving! You stole my chicken!"
3. I stifle creativity, exhibit A: Refusal to allow said child to play outside in a snow storm wearing orange socks and flip flops, hawaiian print shorts and a sweatshirt.
4. I am inflexible: "When I am 18 and you are dead and its my house I will stay home and watch cartoons all day whenever I want"
The list of my shortcomings goes on and on, apparently in the five years I have had this position of Mama I have failed miserably. I was told this evening that I was no longer needed to be Mama, and that if I wanted I could be Grandma, but that she was going to be trying to find a new mama.
:bawl:
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I got a 4.6 out of 5.
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Don't worry, you'll be reinstated the moment she gets a boo-boo or scared of the dark. :-)
Or, do what my mom did when I told her I was going to get a new mama. She told me "that's okay, we were only going to keep YOU for 7 years."
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Don't worry, you'll be reinstated the moment she gets a boo-boo or scared of the dark. :-)
Or, do what my mom did when I told her I was going to get a new mama. She told me "that's okay, we were only going to keep YOU for 7 years."
oh I like that idea!
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Kids and animals are the most demanding bosses which is why W. C. Fields cautioned against working for them.
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I am down to a 5.2 . . .
:-) :-) :-)
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Made me think of this old toon...
http://calvinethobbes.free.fr/english/c_elections.html
Not to worry. As soon as someone else tries to run for "mom", the child will come back to their sences. (such as they have them.
Best.
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It's a thankless job, I swear. :lmao:
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Don't worry, you'll be reinstated the moment she gets a boo-boo or scared of the dark. :-)
Or, do what my mom did when I told her I was going to get a new mama. She told me "that's okay, we were only going to keep YOU for 7 years."
Dad told me that the cows weren't real. :-)
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It's a thankless job, I swear. :lmao:
Pretty much!!
<---------HILARIOUS Avatar you got there shadie!!!
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I think that she is pretty much unbribable, at this point.
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I had my five year evaluation today, and apparently I am not living up to my contractual agreements in quality of performance.
As evidenced by:
1. I rip off bandaids. "Do you rip bandaids off everybody? That hurts you know!" "Now my bump hurts worse because you ripped off my bandaids"
2. I steal. For example, buying take out chicken and refusing to let starving child in car seat eat in the vehicle on the way home. "I am staaaaaaaaaaaarving! You stole my chicken!"
3. I stifle creativity, exhibit A: Refusal to allow said child to play outside in a snow storm wearing orange socks and flip flops, hawaiian print shorts and a sweatshirt.
4. I am inflexible: "When I am 18 and you are dead and its my house I will stay home and watch cartoons all day whenever I want"
The list of my shortcomings goes on and on, apparently in the five years I have had this position of Mama I have failed miserably. I was told this evening that I was no longer needed to be Mama, and that if I wanted I could be Grandma, but that she was going to be trying to find a new mama.
:bawl:
Easy solution...next time you are asked for something, tell them you've been fired. They'll have to find someone else to do ...whatever... You no longer work there. :-)
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i am actually enjoying my forced retirement from mamahood
it will give me some time to look at options, polish the old resume, spend some time working on me...take a little breather...
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It's a thankless job, I swear. :lmao:
Pretty much!!
<---------HILARIOUS Avatar you got there shadie!!!
Thanks.... can you believe the hate that I am feeling from this crowd? :p
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Yep! :-)
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Don't worry, you'll be reinstated the moment she gets a boo-boo or scared of the dark. :-)
Or, do what my mom did when I told her I was going to get a new mama. She told me "that's okay, we were only going to keep YOU for 7 years."
Dad told me that the cows weren't real. :-)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/Vampcow.png)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/cats/289959688_8fc76e3cda_s.jpg)
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Don't worry, you'll be reinstated the moment she gets a boo-boo or scared of the dark. :-)
Or, do what my mom did when I told her I was going to get a new mama. She told me "that's okay, we were only going to keep YOU for 7 years."
Dad told me that the cows weren't real. :-)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/Blogstuff/Vampcow.png)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/cats/289959688_8fc76e3cda_s.jpg)
the cows are real.
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the cows are real.
But not the silly vampire cows!
Or is there a story there that requires me to apologise to you and then be afraid of Moos in the dark?
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the cows are real.
But not the silly vampire cows!
Or is there a story there that requires me to apologise to you and then be afraid of Moos in the dark?
we've talked about this, you keep scaring him with the cow pictures and you are dealing with the nightmares!
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Think of it as a temporary layoff, not a firing. You'll be back at work as soon as the Boss reaches ROP on sammiches.
:-)
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My almost 4 year old fires his parents regularly. He says he wants us to leave 'his house'. When either of us goes to put on our coat or shoes and says, "Ok, we'll see you later then." He starts crying "no" and barricades the door. :evillaugh:
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So if you're fired can you claim welfare payments? :-)
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Ah, I can't WAIT for my kid to say that to me. The fun I could have knows no limits. :naughty:
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Ah, I can't WAIT for my kid to say that to me. The fun I could have knows no limits. :naughty:
When I was in high school, my mother tried going on strike. It didn't last very long...she was very OCD about keeping everything in the house in perfect condition. We easily out-lasted her. :-)
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Ah, I can't WAIT for my kid to say that to me. The fun I could have knows no limits. :naughty:
When I was in high school, my mother tried going on strike. It didn't last very long...she was very OCD about keeping everything in the house in perfect condition. We easily out-lasted her. :-)
That might get me (eventually-I'm not really OCD about cleaning), but I think when the kid ran out of food or clean clothes, I'd be rehired. :-)
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the cows are real.
But not the silly vampire cows!
Or is there a story there that requires me to apologise to you and then be afraid of Moos in the dark?
we've talked about this, you keep scaring him with the cow pictures and you are dealing with the nightmares!
I'm starting to wonder if there isn't some "X-Files" back story that involved bovine abductors and an exam table... :devious:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/1.jpg)
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Ah, I can't WAIT for my kid to say that to me. The fun I could have knows no limits. :naughty:
When I was in high school, my mother tried going on strike. It didn't last very long...she was very OCD about keeping everything in the house in perfect condition. We easily out-lasted her. :-)
That might get me (eventually-I'm not really OCD about cleaning), but I think when the kid ran out of food or clean clothes, I'd be rehired. :-)
My mother was on strike less than 24 hours before she just couldn't stand it anymore. There were a couple of dirty glasses in the kitchen sink and the sheets had not been ironed. :uhsure:
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It's a thankless job, I swear. :lmao:
Yes it is...but then you get to become a Grandma, and your grandkids get SO even for you. :-)
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I had my five year evaluation today, and apparently I am not living up to my contractual agreements in quality of performance.
As evidenced by:
1. I rip off bandaids. "Do you rip bandaids off everybody? That hurts you know!" "Now my bump hurts worse because you ripped off my bandaids"
2. I steal. For example, buying take out chicken and refusing to let starving child in car seat eat in the vehicle on the way home. "I am staaaaaaaaaaaarving! You stole my chicken!"
3. I stifle creativity, exhibit A: Refusal to allow said child to play outside in a snow storm wearing orange socks and flip flops, hawaiian print shorts and a sweatshirt.
4. I am inflexible: "When I am 18 and you are dead and its my house I will stay home and watch cartoons all day whenever I want"
The list of my shortcomings goes on and on, apparently in the five years I have had this position of Mama I have failed miserably. I was told this evening that I was no longer needed to be Mama, and that if I wanted I could be Grandma, but that she was going to be trying to find a new mama.
:bawl:
Two words:
Military Pre-school
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A couple of days of vienna sausages & sardines will get you re-hired.