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Title: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 03, 2010, 06:51:09 PM
We saw how you voted last night.

Jerry Brown?

Again?

Really?

If you think you're going to continue to buy votes with welfare check and lavish contracts for public employees then default on your bond payments then be advised we hold the reins in the national congress.

You ain't getting shit.

Consider your next steps very carefully.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: ExGeeEye on November 03, 2010, 07:08:38 PM
About a year ago I heard the word "secession" bandied about.  While a somewhat attractive idea, I immediately thought of two things:

1.  It would get about the same type of response as the last such effort.  That didn't really work out well for anyone.

2.  A better idea, since we outnumber and vastly out-territory them, would be expulsion. 

MA and CA have been on my short list since about 14 seconds after I came up with the idea.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: zeitgeist on November 03, 2010, 07:20:44 PM
About a year ago I heard the word "secession" bandied about.  While a somewhat attractive idea, I immediately thought of two things:

1.  It would get about the same type of response as the last such effort.  That didn't really work out well for anyone.

2.  A better idea, since we outnumber and vastly out-territory them, would be expulsion. 

MA and CA have been on my short list since about 14 seconds after I came up with the idea.

Well I have thought about giving Kal-i-phony back to Spain but I could go with letting Mexico have the whole shebang. I mean why not? 

I can also see letting it wither on the vine so to speak.  No state is to big to fail.  Can't pay your cops and firefighters big pension?  Sorry about that but NOT MY PROBLEM.  People moving on to greener pastures because the taxes are too high?  NOT MY PROBLEM. 
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: thundley4 on November 03, 2010, 07:23:16 PM
Well I have thought about giving Kal-i-phony back to Spain but I could go with letting Mexico have the whole shebang. I mean why not? 

I can also see letting it wither on the vine so to speak.  No state is to big to fail.  Can't pay your cops and firefighters big pension?  Sorry about that but NOT MY PROBLEM.  People moving on to greener pastures because the taxes are too high?  NOT MY PROBLEM. 

Unfortunately the unions will still look to lord zero for a bailout.  That is less likely to happen, now, I think.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: IassaFTots on November 03, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
Sorry Wineslob.  Sorry Celtic Rose.  Sorry BEG, Sorry HWC......all the world series wins in the world can't take away the suck.  


 :'(
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: zeitgeist on November 03, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
Unfortunately the unions will still look to lord zero for a bailout.  That is less likely to happen, now, I think.

And where would ObieWun get the cash for this adventure in good living?   Congress controls the purse strings if I got it right in Civics class (although it is possible I missed something, there was that good looking red head girl to my right <sigh>)

Kind of like watching the house burn down 'cause they didn't pay the fire department sure it's tough but it's effective.  Or pass it with something ObieWun is sure to veto and make him the villan in the piece. 

Classic tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxCdpl-G2L4
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: zeitgeist on November 03, 2010, 08:09:05 PM
Sorry Wineslob.  Sorry Celtic Rose.  Sorry BEG, Sorry HWC......all the world series wins in the world can't take away the suck.  


 :'(

seems like there should  be some kind of people swap program where disheartened red state liberals can be swapped out for blue state conservatives so they don't have to suffer.  There are still plenty of liberals here in Cow Hampshire we could let go.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: IassaFTots on November 03, 2010, 08:10:23 PM
seems like there should  be some kind of people swap program where disheartened red state liberals can be swapped out for blue state conservatives so they don't have to suffer.  There are still plenty of liberals here in Cow Hampshire we could let go.

I would gladly trade em for some of our moonbats.  We have a few here too. 
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Alpha Mare on November 03, 2010, 08:13:05 PM
Kommiefornia- Proof that ya can't fix stupid!

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The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs. Jobs for every American is doomed to failure because of modern automation and production. We ought to recognize it and create an income-maintenance system so every single American has the dignity and the wherewithal for shelter, basic food, and medical care. I’m talking about welfare for all. Without it, you’re going to have warfare for all. Without a universal health care like every other civilized country, without a minimum level of income, this country will explode. You can’t blame the guy at the bottom forever. At some point there’s a reaction and we’ll see that the real criminals are those calling the tune, making the rules, and walking to the bank. We have the money, we have the brain power. The United States now has the highest measured wealth of any nation ever in the history of the world. We could rebuild our cities, we could create the kind of buying power and community well-being that will provide for peace. The guaranteed income is one way. Another way is to have always the availability of work in a nonprofit, in community service. A third is to start giving people training to develop skills where they can be self-supporting. You could come up with a cash supplement. Even conservatives have suggested a negative income tax to cut out the bureaucracy. If we were smart, we’d get rid of welfare and give people a family assistance like they do in Europe…

The problem isn’t even a problem. Automation and technology would be a great boon if it were creative, if there were more leisure, more opportunity to engage in raising a family, providing guidance to the young, all the stuff we say we need. America will work if we’re all in it together. It’ll work when there’s a shared sense of destiny. It can be done! It’s all there! What isn’t there is the leadership to create the kind of social network, the safety net, the distribution that would truly create a just and equal society…

We have to restore power to the family, to the neighborhood, and the community with a non-market principle, a principle of equality, of charity, of let’s-take-care-of-one-another. That’s the creative challenge. First, expose relentlessly the big lie that comes over the tube every night-that if you just go out and find that job, and work harder, it’ll all be fine. It won’t! There’s not enough work to go around and a lot of the pay is not fair. Unless you totally yank up that system and create a better one, unless the spirit changes, unless the heart opens, unless we confront power with the truth of our own unarmed but absolute fearless truth, we’re not going to overcome it. Evil is too embedded to be overcome by anything other than a spiritual challenge.

Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown


Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: formerlurker on November 03, 2010, 08:21:58 PM
There will be no bailouts of NY or CA.   Don't even ask.  That is all.   

Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: true_blood on November 03, 2010, 08:54:18 PM
I can't believe Brown?! Really? ???
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: PatriotGame on November 04, 2010, 01:54:26 AM
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The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs. Jobs for every American is doomed to failure because of modern automation and production. We ought to recognize it and create an income-maintenance system so every single American has the dignity and the wherewithal for shelter, basic food, and medical care. I’m talking about welfare for all.
This is your main problem DUmbShit!

Tell me, how many blacksmiths are there building & installing horseshoes these days? Petty much none.
Why?
The AUTOMOBILE replaced the need for their skill set. The smart blacksmiths eventually went to work for Henry Ford, worked LESS hours overall, did NOT have to manage business books and was better off for it, asshole!

I work with industrial automation and when teaching customers, I tell them the same thing - we do not pour soup mixture manually into cans a ladle at a time, we program, upgrade, and maintain computers and machines to do it for us. We upgrade our skill set, become more valuable to the corporation, make more money, and increase our job security.

Career success is NOT measured by the size of your gummint welfare check, DUmbASS...
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: NHSparky on November 04, 2010, 04:15:40 AM
seems like there should  be some kind of people swap program where disheartened red state liberals can be swapped out for blue state conservatives so they don't have to suffer.  There are still plenty of liberals here in Cow Hampshire we could let go.

I really believe CA should stand on its own with its policies--that way, all of America would see what so-called "liberal" policies do over the course of a few decades.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: JohnnyReb on November 04, 2010, 05:28:17 AM
And to think that at one time California was 1/7 of the U.S. economy....and the seventh largest economy in the world.

Remember the dust bowl...the great depression...all those Okie's with the truck piled high with all they owned...headed out to California with the sign on the side... California or bust...
Well, they'll be heading back to Oklahoma but this time the sign will read

 CALIFORNIA ....busted
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 04, 2010, 09:20:48 AM
Well I have thought about giving Kal-i-phony back to Spain but I could go with letting Mexico have the whole shebang. I mean why not? 

I can also see letting it wither on the vine so to speak.  No state is to big to fail.  Can't pay your cops and firefighters big pension?  Sorry about that but NOT MY PROBLEM.  People moving on to greener pastures because the taxes are too high?  NOT MY PROBLEM. 

Horseshit!

I ain't givin' those idiots one square inch of sacred American soil. They haven't earned it, they don't deserve it and there's no way those dumbasses could keep it without living under the US aegis ala Canada.

Kill the men. Sell the women and children.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Eupher on November 04, 2010, 09:37:59 AM
Apart from the dumbass policies of Jerry Brown and the rest of his moonbat worshipers, I never could understand how Californians could voluntarily live in a part of the country that is guaranteed to shake, rattle, & roll -- just a question of when.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about the hurricanes and the tornadoes - weather ain't a real issue when it comes to the very friggin' ground you're standing on sliding along a busted fault line.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: IassaFTots on November 04, 2010, 09:44:29 AM
Apart from the dumbass policies of Jerry Brown and the rest of his moonbat worshipers, I never could understand how Californians could voluntarily live in a part of the country that is guaranteed to shake, rattle, & roll -- just a question of when.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know about the hurricanes and the tornadoes - weather ain't a real issue when it comes to the very friggin' ground you're standing on sliding along a busted fault line.

Well, yeah, and Hurricanes and Tornadoes give you a heads-up.  Tornados less than Hurricanes, but you know when to be watchful at any rate.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2010, 10:12:22 AM
I agree, MSB.  Really if Whitman had won, I don't think she could have overcome the institutionalized dysfunctionality of the CA legislature.  By voting in Moonbeam, they are picking the Express Flush, but due to the House changing hands the chances of Congress bailing them out when that happens just went down by two orders of magnitude. 
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 04, 2010, 10:22:43 AM
Horseshit!

I ain't givin' those idiots one square inch of sacred American soil. They haven't earned it, they don't deserve it and there's no way those dumbasses could keep it without living under the US aegis ala Canada.

Kill the men. Sell the women and children.

Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: IassaFTots on November 04, 2010, 11:14:34 AM
Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*

Hi-5 for that!   ;)

Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 04, 2010, 11:37:18 AM
Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*

Considering what you're actually worth, you might have to settle for just 'Wealthy.'

 ;)
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: zeitgeist on November 04, 2010, 11:52:05 AM
I really believe CA should stand on its own with its policies--that way, all of America would see what so-called "liberal" policies do over the course of a few decades.

You want to see what happens on a micro level you have Detroit or Cleveland (bankrupted by Dennis the Menace, with the hot number three trophy wife). 
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 04, 2010, 12:30:00 PM
Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*
I keep the best of the spoils for myself.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Wineslob on November 04, 2010, 02:01:51 PM
(sigh) Not much I can do about the shit-for-brains in SF and LA.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: ironhorsedriver on November 04, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Let it wither, go down on it's own, then work it's way back out of it , alone. Maybe they'll learn a little about economics and sovereignty in the process. Besides, probably be some pretty cheap properties for the rest of us.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: thundley4 on November 04, 2010, 02:39:16 PM
Let it wither, go down on it's own, then work it's way back out of it , alone. Maybe they'll learn a little about economics and sovereignty in the process. Besides, probably be some pretty cheap properties for the rest of us.

Eventually there will be riots and martial law.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 04, 2010, 02:52:53 PM
Eventually there will be riots and martial law.
Yeah, and that could lead to mass deportations and stuff!
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: true_blood on November 04, 2010, 08:33:04 PM
Maybe they'll learn a little about economics and sovereignty in the process.
Probably not. After all, they are liberals. And, we all know how that works.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Wretched Excess on November 04, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
add WA to the list.  they just reelected the biggest socialist in the senate over dino rossi.  those people just don't like italians.  :censored: :bird:  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: NHSparky on November 04, 2010, 09:29:39 PM
I agree, MSB.  Really if Whitman had won, I don't think she could have overcome the institutionalized dysfunctionality of the CA legislature.  By voting in Moonbeam, they are picking the Express Flush, but due to the House changing hands the chances of Congress bailing them out when that happens just went down by two orders of magnitude. 

And people don't realize that even with Schwarzenegger as governor, the turd that is California still circles the bowl, just not as quickly, nor does it go down in a single flush--but go down it will eventually.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: BEG on November 04, 2010, 09:37:45 PM
Sorry Wineslob.  Sorry Celtic Rose.  Sorry BEG, Sorry HWC......all the world series wins in the world can't take away the suck.  


 :'(

Thank God we done plan to live here the rest of our lives.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: GOP Congress on November 05, 2010, 01:44:35 PM
New state flag commissioned by the Governor-elect and the liberal legislature:

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/cccp_california_small.png)
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 05, 2010, 02:03:21 PM
There will be no bailouts of NY or CA.   Don't even ask.  That is all.   



Although he's not a brain scientist or a rocket surgeon, I think Andy Cuomo is smart enough to realize that asking for a bailout from DC will probably not get him back to Albany in 2015.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: true_blood on November 05, 2010, 07:43:47 PM
New state flag commissioned by the Governor-elect and the liberal legislature:
(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/cccp_california_small.png)
HA! That is awesome!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Blanche on November 05, 2010, 08:18:24 PM
Thanks to non-enforcement of immigration laws, we have children and grandchildren of illegal aliens who are legal Democrat voting "citizens". Thanks for nothing.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: NHSparky on November 06, 2010, 11:54:47 PM
Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*

How YOU 'doin?  :naughty:
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Celtic Rose on November 07, 2010, 12:08:40 AM
How YOU 'doin?  :naughty:

Well helloooo sparky   :-*
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: BEG on November 07, 2010, 12:21:20 AM
Thank God we done plan to live here the rest of our lives.


Aarrgh, DON'T not done.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: thundley4 on November 07, 2010, 05:56:59 AM

Aarrgh, DON'T not done.

I was wondering if that was a typo or if you had decided to stay there and were using southern slang, by saying "done plan".   :tongue:
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: zeitgeist on November 07, 2010, 06:36:36 AM
New state flag commissioned by the Governor-elect and the liberal legislature:

(http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj434/GOPCongress/cccp_california_small.png)

Now we need one for the People's Republic Of Massachusetts.  It surely would be a hit if held by the Bawney buns& Frank brigade at the annual Gay Day Parade.
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 08, 2010, 04:24:41 PM
My OP:

We saw how you voted last night.

Jerry Brown?

Again?

Really?

If you think you're going to continue to buy votes with welfare check and lavish contracts for public employees then default on your bond payments then be advised we hold the reins in the national congress.

You ain't getting shit.

Consider your next steps very carefully.

Then there is this in the WSJ today:

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Listen up, California. The other 48 states—your cousin New York excluded—are sick of your bratty arrogance. You're the Lindsay Lohan of states: a prima donna who once showed some talent but is now too wasted to do anything with it.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703506904575592612400443370.html

I want my royalties!
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Zathras on November 08, 2010, 09:51:17 PM
Seriously, if you are going to sell me, at least find me a hot guy  :-*

Hey, I'm a guy (though I don't think I'd be considered hot :whistling:).....would I do?
Title: Re: Dear california, you dumb ****ers are on your own
Post by: Wineslob on November 09, 2010, 01:52:26 PM
And people don't realize that even with Schwarzenegger as governor, the turd that is California still circles the bowl, just not as quickly, nor does it go down in a single flush--but go down it will eventually.

Oh trust me, we realize. I didn't vote for the RINO the second time around, however look at a Dem/Repub map of Ca sometime. We are strangled by the Blue cities, and yes, believe it or not, I hope the state fails, just so we will get REAL Conservatives running the state.
With Brown poised to take the reigns once again..............................................it might not take long.