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Title: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: thundley4 on October 02, 2010, 06:33:03 PM
No Spork Needed. (http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/pets-animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/the-ugly-stick-of-evolution)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Evil_Conservative on October 02, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
Wow!  Number 8 is HOT!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: AprilRazz on October 02, 2010, 07:00:26 PM
Hey now. All those animals actually have jobs to do and actually serve a purpose. Light years ahead of the average primitive.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: soleil on October 02, 2010, 07:06:53 PM
The elephant seal is a cutie! Too cute.

I've always thought hyenas were hideous. They are ugly and the sounds they make are horrible. But they are a force to be reckoned with.

I don't eat fish anyway, but who could eat that freaky monkfish? It is scary looking. REAL scary looking.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 03, 2010, 08:30:00 PM
Those animals look cool.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: true_blood on October 03, 2010, 08:42:41 PM
Quote from: soleil on October 02, 2010, 07:06:53 PM
I've always thought hyenas were hideous. They are ugly and the sounds they make are horrible.
Shit, you talking about Nancy Pelosi or real hyenas?!? :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Wineslob on October 04, 2010, 01:43:28 PM
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I can't believe Rosie ODonnel didn't make this list.



 :lmao:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 04:17:11 PM
I'll stick with this as the ugliest animal on the planet!

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 04:17:11 PM
I'll stick with this as the ugliest animal on the planet!

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

The one on the left has her butt in the front. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/shocked1.gif)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: true_blood on October 04, 2010, 07:12:52 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 04:17:11 PM
I'll stick with this as the ugliest animal on the planet!

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)
H5 brother! :hi5:
What a couple of "winners". ::)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
The one on the left has her butt in the front. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/shocked1.gif)

Is that what that is? I wasn't sure, and didn't want to offend anyone!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
Is that what that is? I wasn't sure, and didn't want to offend anyone!

The offending crack

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/hairylesbians.jpg)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Habsfan on October 04, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
(http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/img_1866.JPG)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Chris_ on October 04, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
Dude... no bueno.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Habsfan on October 04, 2010, 09:55:20 PM
Quote from: chris_ on October 04, 2010, 09:37:08 PM
Dude... no bueno.
I apologize... Feel free to remove pic...
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: PatriotGame on October 04, 2010, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
The one on the left has her butt in the front. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/shocked1.gif)
Just another iteration of a formerly un-identifiable yet to be cataloged human malformed sexual bastardization. Transgendered does not begin to cover the freak show...
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: PatriotGame on October 04, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Quote from: Habsfan on October 04, 2010, 09:35:30 PM
(http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/img_1866.JPG)
Ok, you need a time out (guzzling directly from a gallon jug of Clorox to save my mind...)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 04, 2010, 09:59:31 PM
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

Anyone who posts ugly images like this should be banned.  :-)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Tucker on October 05, 2010, 07:18:59 AM
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 04, 2010, 09:59:31 PM
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :puke:

Anyone who posts ugly images like this should be banned.  :-)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/196641-Bugs_BunnyDAQLola_BunnyLooney_Tunesspace_jam.png)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Randy on October 05, 2010, 04:09:29 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 05, 2010, 07:18:59 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/196641-Bugs_BunnyDAQLola_BunnyLooney_Tunesspace_jam.png)

For the last 30 or so years my Father has sworn he thinks Bugs is teh ghey and if you don't believe him to watch. Damned if he ain't right, Bugs is a cartoon flamer. He loves to wear wimens clothes and kiss men.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 05, 2010, 04:43:48 PM
Quote from: Habsfan on October 04, 2010, 09:55:20 PM
I apologize... Feel free to remove pic...

DUDE! Have you no compassion for your fellow posters????????????

At least give us a "Spork" alert!!!!!!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Reality vs DU on October 05, 2010, 06:48:26 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 04:42:32 PM
The one on the left has her butt in the front. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/shocked1.gif)

And you used it for your avatar? :-)
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: DixieBelle on October 05, 2010, 08:31:06 PM
"Hi, I'm a dork fish!!!!" :rofl:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: soleil on October 05, 2010, 09:01:52 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 04, 2010, 09:57:24 PM
Ok, you need a time out (guzzling directly from a gallon jug of Clorox to save my mind...)

Be proud of what God gave you






BUT also utilize that He made someone who made this thing called a BRA!!! USE IT! Thanks.
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Boudicca on October 05, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 04, 2010, 09:26:14 PM
The offending crack

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/hairylesbians.jpg)

Hey, now, I have a scar on my abdomen dividing it in two like this, for the two babies I birthed C-section wise.  First one damn near died and the doctor wasn't worried about making a pretty slash down my tummy to get her out.
That said, I would NEVER display my unsightly butt in public. :-)
But my husband honors it as a battle scar, so to speak.  Have I mentioned how much I love that man? :heart:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: soleil on October 05, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Quote from: Boudicca on October 05, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
Hey, now, I have a scar on my abdomen dividing it in two like this, for the two babies I birthed C-section wise.  First one damn near died and the doctor wasn't worried about making a pretty slash down my tummy to get her out.
That said, I would NEVER display my unsightly butt in public. :-)
But my husband honors it as a battle scar, so to speak.  Have I mentioned how much I love that man? :heart:

Yay for how they cut these days!! lol!! My scar would be unseen in a bikini! I can't say I've tested out a bikini since giving birth, but just in case...  :-) But it is also a scar I wear with honor!! The best scar I have!!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 05, 2010, 10:46:56 PM
Quote from: Tucker on October 05, 2010, 07:18:59 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/196641-Bugs_BunnyDAQLola_BunnyLooney_Tunesspace_jam.png)

Super EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

You should be banned for posting this garbage.  :-)

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Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Thor on October 05, 2010, 11:57:53 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 04, 2010, 04:17:11 PM
I'll stick with this as the ugliest animal on the planet!

(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/258/hairylesbians.jpg)

Damn, she has more armpit hair than I DO!!  :o
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Wineslob on October 06, 2010, 10:25:38 AM
When it come to wymns that look like the two in the much-copied pic, it needs to say "Bomb the Breasts".
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: AllosaursRus on October 06, 2010, 12:42:39 PM
Quote from: Boudicca on October 05, 2010, 09:21:50 PM
Hey, now, I have a scar on my abdomen dividing it in two like this, for the two babies I birthed C-section wise.  First one damn near died and the doctor wasn't worried about making a pretty slash down my tummy to get her out.
That said, I would NEVER display my unsightly butt in public. :-)
But my husband honors it as a battle scar, so to speak.  Have I mentioned how much I love that man? :heart:

A coupla times Boud! Hope he knows how lucky he is, too!
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Boudicca on October 06, 2010, 10:15:31 PM
Quote from: AllosaursRus on October 06, 2010, 12:42:39 PM
A coupla times Boud! Hope he knows how lucky he is, too!

He does! :naughty:I've been under the weather a few days now and he has been caring for my menagerie of animals.  Since he jokingly (I think) refers to the cats as spawns of Satan this means alot to me. :rotf:
Title: Re: Most Attractive Dummies slideshow.
Post by: Boudicca on October 06, 2010, 10:21:13 PM
Quote from: soleil on October 05, 2010, 09:45:59 PM
Yay for how they cut these days!! lol!! My scar would be unseen in a bikini! I can't say I've tested out a bikini since giving birth, but just in case...  :-) But it is also a scar I wear with honor!! The best scar I have!!

I had my first C-section in 1985; it was an emergency and the doctor went in fast and left me a wicked scar.  Fortunately my daughter survived.  I mentioned in another thread somewhere that after we named her, we found out one of the NICU nurses had already named her DOG Aimee Elizabeth.  So much for a unique name. :p
I had my gallbladder out almost ten years ago and there are barely any visible scars.  I guess you got something like that for your C-section.
Although I do wish my tummy didn't look like a wreck, I am so thankful modern medicine gave both me and my daughter the opportunity to live past childbirth. :cheersmate: