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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 24, 2010, 09:23:48 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9193133
Oh my.
soupkitchen (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-24-10 10:17 AM
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Replace the Capitol's indoor plumbing with Chamber Pots
If chamber pots were good enough for the Founding Father's they should be good enough for our current legislators.
Having flies buzzing around your head while your doing your duty has a way of encouraging thoughts of civic improvement and more efficient ways of eliminating waste.
And maybe if our representatives were forced to use chamber pots at work the Democrats would remember where their balls are and Republicans would learn to smell their own shit.
New campfire, just lit. No primitives have spotted it yet.
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OK, the DU has officially gone insane, how embarrassing.
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Or maybe congress will learn the folly of having people 3,000 miles away try and micro-manage your life according to what they believe to be in your best interests according to their ideology.
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I'm surprised the DUmmie even mentioned the Founding Fathers!!
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I'm surprised the DUmmie even mentioned the Founding Fathers!!
It's always in some failed 'intellectual exercise' like this one. If the DUmmies are limiting Congress to chamber pots, I say we make them correspond by mail and travel by horse. The place would grind to a halt, which is fine by me.
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I have a better idea! How 'bout we get them to stop subsidizing "chamber pots" with urine in them, sportin' the crucifix?
'Spose we could start there DUmbass??????????
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Nawh, just build a single one holer 2 blocks down the street....let 'em walk a little, then we can close that fancy gym they have.
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Here is a idea on redoing DC get out all the Rats and Rino's that would make it have a great start
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Here is a idea on redoing DC get out all the Rats and Rino's that would make it have a great start
Kill all the Lawyers....
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Kill all the Lawyers....
Do it tonight. :evillaugh:
Don Henley may be a f'n leftist, but I LOVE "Get Over It". :-)
I've been of the opinion since I was 15 that the problem with Washington DC was too many f'n lawyers.
36 years later, was I wrong?
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Do it tonight. :evillaugh:
Don Henley may be a f'n leftist, but I LOVE "Get Over It". :-)
I've been of the opinion since I was 15 that the problem with Washington DC was too many f'n lawyers.
36 years later, was I wrong?
I love the Eagles, and Henley's solo stuff. Why is it that I seem to like music written by leftists? :o :banghead: :whatever:
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Why is it that I seem to like music written by leftists? :o :banghead: :whatever:
It's the poetry of the lyrics. :-) :rotf: :innocent:
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It's the poetry of the lyrics. :-) :rotf: :innocent:
Ya might be onto something . . .
The screen door slams
Mary's dress sways
Like a vision she dances across the porch
As the radio plays
Roy Orbison playing for the lonely
Hey that's me, and I want you only
Don't turn me on again
I just can't face myself alone anymore . . .
The last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
Relax, said the night man
We are programmed to receive
You can check in any time you like
But you can never leave
Yeah, you just might be onto something . . . :tongue:
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It's always in some failed 'intellectual exercise' like this one. If the DUmmies are limiting Congress to chamber pots, I say we make them correspond by mail and travel by horse. The place would grind to a halt, which is fine by me.
Very true brother. Very true. :cheersmate: