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Title: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Freeper on September 18, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 02:53 PM
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A tea partier just knocked on my door    Updated at 10:14 PM
   
Some woman just knocked on my door and said "Good afternoon, do you have a minute?" My dog was barking like mad. I am home alone and she is very protective when no one else is here. The lady had a brief case and was trying to hand me some written material so I figured she was selling something.

So over the barking and through the screen door, I said "Sorry I don't buy anything from folks who knock on my door."

She said "Well I'm not selling anything. I am just a hard working American and I am here to ask you to vote in the upcoming election to take back America."

This is when I figured out she must be one of the teabaggers who I just read in the local paper are out this weekend to GOTV in my area. I have a Democratic representative in the state house and a Democratic congressman in DC. So any taking back would be FROM the Democrats.

I said "I am very happy with my current representation and don't think we need to take America back from anyone or to anywhere."

My dog started barking even louder. The lady said "Wow. She is very protective, isn't she?"

I said "That depends. Are you door knocking for Republicans?"

She said "Yes."

I said "Well she's a smart dog. She hates Republicans and she hates tea partiers even more."

The woman turned to walk away. I grabbed ahold of my dog by the collar, opened my door and said "Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."

She left without even saying goodbye. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9158915

 :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :whatever:

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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 03:16 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American    Updated at 10:14 PM
   
!!

How can that be since tea party people are all white racists?
 :whatever:

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Bozita  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 02:59 PM
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2. You were a reality check for her.
   
Good work!

Yeah she knows to stay away from the loons in that house now.

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Cattledog  Donating Member  (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
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15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
   
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:

And we are the violent ones.  :mental:

Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 18, 2010, 02:44:31 PM
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Cattledog  Donating Member  (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
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15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
   
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:


That would've been sweet, then we'd have P2BL's family posting a note that she's in the slam for assault with a deadly weapon!

 :-) 
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Freeper on September 18, 2010, 02:47:47 PM


That would've been sweet, then we'd have P2BL's family posting a note that she's in the slam for assault with a deadly weapon!

 :-) 

And another fund raiser. Maybe bearsfan could give her tips on dealing with partisan prosecutors.  :rotf:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on September 18, 2010, 03:15:07 PM
Bouncy. ZERO bongs.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Tucker on September 18, 2010, 03:15:55 PM
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My dog started barking even louder. The lady said "Wow. She is very protective, isn't she?"

I said "That depends. Are you door knocking for Republicans?"

She said "Yes."

I said "Well she's a smart dog. She hates Republicans and she hates tea partiers even more."

As Frank would say, I see balls...
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2010, 03:18:52 PM
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff23/EsmeraldaT_photo/BULLSHIT.gif)
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 18, 2010, 03:46:13 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American    Updated at 10:14 PM

Racist bitch.

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Cattledog  Donating Member  (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
Response to Original message
15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
  
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:

Yeah, she should have!  Then the homeowner would have been arrested for brandishing a firearm!!!!111111
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Ballygrl on September 18, 2010, 03:59:13 PM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/ohreally.gif)
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: NHSparky on September 18, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
So lemme get this straight--you sicced a dog on a black woman, DUmmie?

How very "progressive" of you.  Right out of your Democrat ancestry.  I'm thinking Alabama, circa 1964.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: crockspot on September 18, 2010, 06:59:58 PM
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"Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."

Oh don't worry. Like the hobos of the Great Depression, we have a system of marking houses. Handy now, and handier later, during the roundups.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: true_blood on September 18, 2010, 07:48:00 PM
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj140/RepublicanandProud/ohreally.gif)
HA HA!!  :cheersmate:
I love that gif. :rotf:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Ballygrl on September 18, 2010, 07:54:03 PM
HA HA!!  :cheersmate:
I love that gif. :rotf:

So do I! :lmao:

It's actually much better with the music:

[youtube=425,350]PuZ1nvagxT8[/youtube]
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Chris_ on September 18, 2010, 07:56:27 PM
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ibegurpard 
Sat Sep-18-10 05:06 PM
Response to Original message
27. ha! i hope they come to mine
   
no dog but I'll bite them myself.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/ballbalancingact.jpg)

bunch of drooling tards...
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 18, 2010, 10:14:56 PM
So lemme get this straight--you sicced a dog on a black woman, DUmmie?

How very "progressive" of you.  Right out of your Democrat ancestry.  I'm thinking Alabama, circa 1964.

NICE! This dipshit is actually training her dog to attack people he/she doesn't like!

What a gooooooooooooooood ****in' idea!!!!

Somebody needs to call animal services, ie, the dog catcher, and let them know this asshole has a dangerous dog!

Wonder how he/she/it will feel after it's confiscated?

Poor pooch! If I knew who this DUmbass was, I'd remove the dog, after I kicked some ass, and save it from an imbecile!

What kind of an asshole would do such a thing????????????

Never mind! It resides at the DUmp, after all!
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Boudicca on September 18, 2010, 10:34:15 PM
What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 18, 2010, 11:32:03 PM
What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.

H5!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Boudicca on September 18, 2010, 11:34:50 PM
H5!!!!!!!!!!!

 :bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 18, 2010, 11:59:25 PM
:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:

Uh.......only under certain circumstances!

(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7683/bligar.gif)

Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Boudicca on September 19, 2010, 12:01:21 AM
Uh.......only under certain circumstances!

(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7683/bligar.gif)



OMG :rotf:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on September 19, 2010, 12:13:22 AM
OMG :rotf:

Well, damnit, you asked!!!!

I was only bein' honest!
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Chris_ on September 19, 2010, 12:14:48 AM
:rimshot:

I feel a Henny Youngman joke coming on.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Revolution on September 19, 2010, 05:54:08 AM
Racist bitch.

Don't hold anything back now, Jess. Tell us how you really feel.   :-)

 :II:

And nice  :diebouncy: grab guys. Though, I really wouldn't doubt if one of these idiots have actually done something along these lines.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 19, 2010, 07:07:24 AM
Material for a song there...we should write a song to the tune of Barnacle Bill the sailor.

There's a teabagger at my door, there's a teabagger at my door
There's a teabagger at my door, said the DUmbass liberal.

Open the door you stupid whore, said the teabagger at the door.
Open the door you stupid whore, said the teabagger at the door.

I'm not listening to your spill, I'm not listening to your spill
I'm not listening to your spill, said the DUmbass liberal.

Open your mind you stupid whore, said teabagger at the door.
Open your mind you stupid whore, said teabagger at the door.

I don't want to learn you know, I don't want to learn you know.
I don't want to learn you know, said the DUmbass liberal.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 19, 2010, 07:12:20 AM
:rimshot:

I feel a Henny Youngman joke coming on.

Yeah....it's living in the Whitehouse.

"Take my president.....please."
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Randy on September 19, 2010, 07:31:30 AM
Yeah....it's living in the Whitehouse.

"Take your president.....please."

fixididdled for truff & shit.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 19, 2010, 07:56:35 AM
Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: diesel driver on September 19, 2010, 08:02:04 AM
Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...

Since nobody watches/listens to the MSM, did anybody really notice? 
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Texacon on September 19, 2010, 09:15:37 AM
And they all miss the obvious.  The Tea Partiers are out knocking doors.  How many lazy libs have knocked on her door?

November is just around the corner.

KC
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on September 19, 2010, 09:54:59 AM
What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.

 :lmao: There's your third H5.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: dutch508 on September 19, 2010, 10:09:06 AM
:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:

Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...

1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
4) Winnahz!!!!!
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: true_blood on September 19, 2010, 11:50:46 AM
This is my favorite part:
The woman turned to walk away. I grabbed ahold of my dog by the collar, opened my door and said "Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."

She left without even saying goodbye.


 :orly: :bouncingidiot:
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Boudicca on September 19, 2010, 12:31:49 PM
Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...

1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
4) Winnahz!!!!!

 :tongue:I don't do chariot rides.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Boudicca on September 19, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
:lmao: There's your third H5.

Sniff, I feel so special. :-)
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 19, 2010, 04:44:21 PM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/ballbalancingact.jpg)

bunch of drooling tards...

OWNED!!!!!!
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Evil_Conservative on September 19, 2010, 07:17:43 PM
Don't hold anything back now, Jess. Tell us how you really feel.   :-)

 :II:



It's hard to hold my tongue in almost every situation.  Since this is the computer, I have a hard time removing my fingers from the keyboard.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: Karin on September 20, 2010, 08:46:36 AM
She is a racist bitch.  Even if I were one of them over there, this story would leave a bad taste in my mouth.  Barking, aggressive dogs vs. a black person?  I'm with you NHSpark, this has shades of Alabama, and kansas really should have known this when concocting her tale.  Disgraceful. 
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 20, 2010, 08:55:46 AM
In any other circumstance America's leftists would be quick to remind you:

* Using dogs to menace people is a war crime.

* Whites used dogs to chase escaped slaves.

* Whites used dogs to menace civil rights activists.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 20, 2010, 09:03:34 AM
Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: true_blood on September 20, 2010, 07:26:03 PM
Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.

Very true Johnny. I feel bad for that dog! :(
Title: Re: A tea partier just knocked on my door
Post by: dandi on September 21, 2010, 10:19:35 AM
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proud2BlibKansan  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list       Sat Sep-18-10 03:16 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American    Updated at 10:14 PM
   
!!

How dare she leave the plantation!  Doesn't she know the lily white libs know what's best for her?

 ::)

P2BLK, you are a worthless dunt.