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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on September 18, 2010, 02:31:48 PM
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 02:53 PM
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A tea partier just knocked on my door Updated at 10:14 PM
Some woman just knocked on my door and said "Good afternoon, do you have a minute?" My dog was barking like mad. I am home alone and she is very protective when no one else is here. The lady had a brief case and was trying to hand me some written material so I figured she was selling something.
So over the barking and through the screen door, I said "Sorry I don't buy anything from folks who knock on my door."
She said "Well I'm not selling anything. I am just a hard working American and I am here to ask you to vote in the upcoming election to take back America."
This is when I figured out she must be one of the teabaggers who I just read in the local paper are out this weekend to GOTV in my area. I have a Democratic representative in the state house and a Democratic congressman in DC. So any taking back would be FROM the Democrats.
I said "I am very happy with my current representation and don't think we need to take America back from anyone or to anywhere."
My dog started barking even louder. The lady said "Wow. She is very protective, isn't she?"
I said "That depends. Are you door knocking for Republicans?"
She said "Yes."
I said "Well she's a smart dog. She hates Republicans and she hates tea partiers even more."
The woman turned to walk away. I grabbed ahold of my dog by the collar, opened my door and said "Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."
She left without even saying goodbye. :)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9158915
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:16 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American Updated at 10:14 PM
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How can that be since tea party people are all white racists?
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 02:59 PM
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2. You were a reality check for her.
Good work!
Yeah she knows to stay away from the loons in that house now.
Cattledog Donating Member (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
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15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:
And we are the violent ones. :mental:
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Cattledog Donating Member (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
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15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:
That would've been sweet, then we'd have P2BL's family posting a note that she's in the slam for assault with a deadly weapon!
:-)
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That would've been sweet, then we'd have P2BL's family posting a note that she's in the slam for assault with a deadly weapon!
:-)
And another fund raiser. Maybe bearsfan could give her tips on dealing with partisan prosecutors. :rotf:
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Bouncy. ZERO bongs.
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My dog started barking even louder. The lady said "Wow. She is very protective, isn't she?"
I said "That depends. Are you door knocking for Republicans?"
She said "Yes."
I said "Well she's a smart dog. She hates Republicans and she hates tea partiers even more."
As Frank would say, I see balls...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:16 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American Updated at 10:14 PM
Racist bitch.
Cattledog Donating Member (647 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:23 PM
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15. You should have pulled a gun on her!
I'm sure she's pro gun. :evilgrin:
Yeah, she should have! Then the homeowner would have been arrested for brandishing a firearm!!!!111111
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So lemme get this straight--you sicced a dog on a black woman, DUmmie?
How very "progressive" of you. Right out of your Democrat ancestry. I'm thinking Alabama, circa 1964.
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"Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."
Oh don't worry. Like the hobos of the Great Depression, we have a system of marking houses. Handy now, and handier later, during the roundups. :evillaugh:
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HA HA!! :cheersmate:
I love that gif. :rotf:
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HA HA!! :cheersmate:
I love that gif. :rotf:
So do I! :lmao:
It's actually much better with the music:
[youtube=425,350]PuZ1nvagxT8[/youtube]
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ibegurpard
Sat Sep-18-10 05:06 PM
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27. ha! i hope they come to mine
no dog but I'll bite them myself.
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bunch of drooling tards...
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So lemme get this straight--you sicced a dog on a black woman, DUmmie?
How very "progressive" of you. Right out of your Democrat ancestry. I'm thinking Alabama, circa 1964.
NICE! This dipshit is actually training her dog to attack people he/she doesn't like!
What a gooooooooooooooood ****in' idea!!!!
Somebody needs to call animal services, ie, the dog catcher, and let them know this asshole has a dangerous dog!
Wonder how he/she/it will feel after it's confiscated?
Poor pooch! If I knew who this DUmbass was, I'd remove the dog, after I kicked some ass, and save it from an imbecile!
What kind of an asshole would do such a thing????????????
Never mind! It resides at the DUmp, after all!
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What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.
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What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.
H5!!!!!!!!!!!
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H5!!!!!!!!!!!
:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:
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:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:
Uh.......only under certain circumstances!
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Uh.......only under certain circumstances!
(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/7683/bligar.gif)
OMG :rotf:
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OMG :rotf:
Well, damnit, you asked!!!!
I was only bein' honest!
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:rimshot:
I feel a Henny Youngman joke coming on.
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Racist bitch.
Don't hold anything back now, Jess. Tell us how you really feel. :-)
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And nice :diebouncy: grab guys. Though, I really wouldn't doubt if one of these idiots have actually done something along these lines.
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Material for a song there...we should write a song to the tune of Barnacle Bill the sailor.
There's a teabagger at my door, there's a teabagger at my door
There's a teabagger at my door, said the DUmbass liberal.
Open the door you stupid whore, said the teabagger at the door.
Open the door you stupid whore, said the teabagger at the door.
I'm not listening to your spill, I'm not listening to your spill
I'm not listening to your spill, said the DUmbass liberal.
Open your mind you stupid whore, said teabagger at the door.
Open your mind you stupid whore, said teabagger at the door.
I don't want to learn you know, I don't want to learn you know.
I don't want to learn you know, said the DUmbass liberal.
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:rimshot:
I feel a Henny Youngman joke coming on.
Yeah....it's living in the Whitehouse.
"Take my president.....please."
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Yeah....it's living in the Whitehouse.
"Take your president.....please."
fixididdled for truff & shit.
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Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...
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Wait...I thought there were no black Tea Partiers?! That's what the empty heads on PMSNBC keep saying anyway...
Since nobody watches/listens to the MSM, did anybody really notice?
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And they all miss the obvious. The Tea Partiers are out knocking doors. How many lazy libs have knocked on her door?
November is just around the corner.
KC
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What a ****ing lying sack of shit. :fuelfire:
More likely scenario was this jackoff was shilling for his/her/its favorite incumbent and was met at a door by a miniature poodle or yorkie, got the shit scared out of itself, and composed this obvious bouncy while simultaneously divesting itself from its soiled undies.
Projection-it's not just for movies in DUMMIELAND.
:lmao: There's your third H5.
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:bow:I gave you one earlier too. :cheersmate:
Does Toots have a salty mouth like me? :lmao:
Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...
1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
4) Winnahz!!!!!
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This is my favorite part:
The woman turned to walk away. I grabbed ahold of my dog by the collar, opened my door and said "Please mark this address off of your list. We are a strong Democratic family and highly allergic to tea."
She left without even saying goodbye.
:orly: :bouncingidiot:
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Unless you ride around topless on a chariot...
1) bitchslap for gitting my hopes up.
2) post photos.
3) ?????
4) Winnahz!!!!!
:tongue:I don't do chariot rides.
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:lmao: There's your third H5.
Sniff, I feel so special. :-)
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bunch of drooling tards...
OWNED!!!!!!
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Don't hold anything back now, Jess. Tell us how you really feel. :-)
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It's hard to hold my tongue in almost every situation. Since this is the computer, I have a hard time removing my fingers from the keyboard.
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She is a racist bitch. Even if I were one of them over there, this story would leave a bad taste in my mouth. Barking, aggressive dogs vs. a black person? I'm with you NHSpark, this has shades of Alabama, and kansas really should have known this when concocting her tale. Disgraceful.
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In any other circumstance America's leftists would be quick to remind you:
* Using dogs to menace people is a war crime.
* Whites used dogs to chase escaped slaves.
* Whites used dogs to menace civil rights activists.
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Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.
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Y'all need to excuse the dog. The dog has been raised by and lived with white, dope smoking liberals. A sane, clean black person at the door just looked and smelled funny to the dog and he did the dog thing....swap colors and the dog would bark at a white person at the door...we'd look like a spook to the dog.
Very true Johnny. I feel bad for that dog! :(
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Sep-18-10 03:16 PM
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10. And this lady was an African American Updated at 10:14 PM
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How dare she leave the plantation! Doesn't she know the lily white libs know what's best for her?
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P2BLK, you are a worthless dunt.