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Title: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 31, 2010, 03:13:28 PM
I already know he's going to reference himself a thousand times and the camera will be pulled tight enough to keep you from seeing if he's touching himself under the desk.

I know he's going to blame Bush for the war and congratulate himself for the demobilization. The SurgeTM will go unmentioned altogether as will the word "victory" or any of its synonyms.

I know he's a jackass and I've come to a level of peace (not acceptance) over that fact.

But here's what I want him to include amongst all the self-fellating crap:

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It has been a hard road and many brave men and women from the US armed forces, our many allies and among freedom loving Iraqis have sacrificed more than they should ever be asked to give.

Make no mistake, I honor those sacrifices and I will not see their tears shed in vain.

To those who would oppose a free and self-governing Iraq I say this: Make no mistake, if you attempt to impose your barbarous violence on these good people America will stand beside our hard-won friends, the good and decent people of Iraq.

We will not stand idle if you return with your bombs, snipers and other tools of cowardice you have used to sow terror in the hearts of a people long beset by tyranny.

You have already lost once and the brave men and women of the US armed forces stand ready to once again defeat if you threaten their comrades-in-arms because they are good people, the sons and daughters of a great nation.

Thank-you, good night and may God continue to bless America.

Yeah, I know: he won't say it and even if he did he wouldn't mean it but a bunny can dream, can't he?
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: debk on August 31, 2010, 03:21:18 PM
But here's what I want him to include amongst all the self-fellating crap:

Yeah, I know: he won't say it and even if he did he wouldn't mean it but a bunny can dream, can't he?


Sweet dreams, Snuggs....as this will only happen in your dreams.

He's a sad excuse for a leader. All he will do is pat himself on the back, no one else.
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: cavegal on August 31, 2010, 03:27:46 PM
One last line in his speech Snuggs....... I am resigning effective immediately!
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: thundley4 on August 31, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
I think he'll mention the sacrifice of those that lost life or limb, but that's about the only part.
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2010, 04:39:48 PM
How about a speech without using "I", "me" or "my".....and tie his hands.
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2010, 04:42:07 PM
One last line in his speech Snuggs....... I am resigning effective immediately!

I'm OK with that, as long as he goes on to announce the retirement of Biden, Pelosi, and Reid in the next breath!
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: Thor on August 31, 2010, 04:46:34 PM
I'm OK with that, as long as he goes on to announce the retirement of Biden, Pelosi, and Reid in the next breath!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........




That would put Hillary in a position of power, if I recall properly....
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 31, 2010, 04:46:52 PM
I'm OK with that, as long as he goes on to announce the retirement of Biden, Pelosi, and Reid in the next breath!

Biden would say, "This is a big f***ing deal.....now what do I do?"

Pelosi would lose control of her bladder and bleed to death.

Reid would just die of a stroke.
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 31, 2010, 04:47:45 PM
I'm OK with that, as long as he goes on to announce the retirement of Biden, Pelosi, and Reid in the next breath!

I'm afraid he'll pull an LBJ and not seek re-election because:

A) it would make it harder for the GOP to capitalize on his unpopularity

B) I want the unmitigated joy of firing his ass
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: true_blood on August 31, 2010, 07:31:59 PM
One last line in his speech Snuggs....... I am resigning effective immediately!

Now that,.....would be EPIC!!! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: Madam Firecracker on August 31, 2010, 07:37:07 PM
I wish TOTUS would say that!!!
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: NHSparky on August 31, 2010, 07:38:08 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...........




That would put Hillary in a position of power, if I recall properly....

Worse.

After him, Plugs, and Botox, the next in line (before Shrillary) is President ProTem of the Senate.  Daniel Inouye.

I'd almost prefer Her Cankles to take power.
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on August 31, 2010, 08:24:10 PM
He was rambling. At 15 minutes and he started talking about the economy. WTF? He was also stiff as a mannequin. Reminded me of Balock from Star Tresk.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/balok.jpg)
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 31, 2010, 09:29:20 PM
He was rambling. At 15 minutes and he started talking about the economy. WTF? He was also stiff as a mannequin. Reminded me of Balock from Star Tresk.

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/balok.jpg)
geek
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: thundley4 on August 31, 2010, 09:37:14 PM
geek

Pretty sure that the part of "Balock" was played by Clint Howard, Ron's brother.

Ed. for spelling
Title: Re: What I would like my Commander-in-Chief to say tonight
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on August 31, 2010, 09:43:45 PM
Pretty sure that the part of "Balock" was played by Clint Howard, Ron's brother.

Ed. for spelling
super geek