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Title: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Tucker on August 27, 2010, 03:13:32 PM
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11 Bravo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 04:04 PM
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I encountered a Muslim woman in my local supermarket this morning.
   
She was wearing a burka, fully veiled. No one was openly harassing her, but people were just avoiding her, while snickering behind her back. No one would look at her, and when she sought help from a stock boy, he acted as if she were invisible. I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum" (Peace be unto you). All I could see were her eyes, but at that moment those eyes conveyed more genuine emotion than Glenn Beck at his weepy worst. I thought for a moment she was going to hug me. Of course, she did not, but she responded with the traditional "Alaikum salaam". At that point all I could do was shrug and tell her, "That's all I know". She simply nodded her head and said, "Thank you."
The entire encounter took maybe 30 seconds, but I can't stop thinking about it. Those lying mother-****ers - Beck, Palin, Limbaugh, and the entire FoxNoise crew, can sputter to their heart's content that their rhetoric is not "anti-islam", but this woman would probably beg to disagree, and she is bearing the brunt of their hate.

This is so new, it squeaks.

11Boo, who got all of his combat experience from watching a movie. He didn't think anyone else saw the movie.

I did.

Anyway. His bouncy stinks. Not a word of it is true. 11Boo, like all of the other democrats, is nothing but a liar. Yep. You read it right. 11Boo is a big fat liar.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2010, 03:15:44 PM
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No one was openly harassing her, but people were just avoiding her, while snickering behind her back.

 :bs:

Does anyone actively seek out people when you go to the supermarket?  Personally, I'm trying to get my damn shopping done and get the heck out of the place.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 03:17:35 PM
Now you know unrelated males aren't supposed to speak to muslim women....rape them maybe but don't you dare speak to 'em.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Texacon on August 27, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
11Bravo .... did she GET HER GROCERIES?!

Jeeze.  What in the hell was the point in that post?  She couldn't get help so he supposedly told her "Peace"?

Naw, this one is for nothing but cred.  How many will reply with 'Tears in their eyes'?

LOL

KC
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 27, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
So I guess said woman in Burka didn't speak any English except: "thank you", either?

What a frikkin' slug!

Get a job ya freekin' moran, and let the adults talk!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 27, 2010, 03:22:02 PM
11Bravo .... did she GET HER GROCERIES?!

Jeeze.  What in the hell was the point in that post?  She couldn't get help so he supposedly told her "Peace"?

Naw, this one is for nothing but cred.  How many will reply with 'Tears in their eyes'?

LOL

KC

.........or poop in their diapers?
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Mike220 on August 27, 2010, 03:23:32 PM
I'm going to give him one bong for this bouncy, just for the sheer originality. I've never seen one of this type before. Of course, if it had been him berating a reich-winger for making fun of the alleged Muslim women it wouldn't get anything, though...
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on August 27, 2010, 03:24:39 PM
:bs:

Does anyone actively seek out people when you go to the supermarket?  Personally, I'm trying to get my damn shopping done and get the heck out of the place.

Exactly.   
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 27, 2010, 03:30:40 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9028544

Anyway. His bouncy stinks. Not a word of it is true. 11Boo, like all of the other democrats, is nothing but a liar. Yep. You read it right. 11Boo is a big fat liar.

This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Tucker on August 27, 2010, 03:36:49 PM
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I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum"

I found this line particularly funny. He had to have learned it from a movie.

BTW. The replies are pouring in around the campfire.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on August 27, 2010, 03:37:17 PM
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Codeine  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)      
Fri Aug-27-10 04:08 PM
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4. She's as much a victim of her religion
   
as her religion is of the Beck/Limbaugh troglodytes. Without the perpetuation of 8th century desert mythologies she wouldn't be mandated to wear that ridiculous and imprisoning burka nonsense.

:hi5:
 
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts)  
Fri Aug-27-10 04:11 PM
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7. what if she is wearing it by choice ? this is in america isn't it ?


It's not her choice, do you seriously think the men in her family would allow her to not be in a burqa? she's imprisoned in that thing and has no way out of it unless she runs away.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 03:38:03 PM
This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:

Don't forget your bouncy checklist.

1-cops.
2-bushes.
3-jumping.
4-rant.
5-conversion.
....and quote the entire conversation word for word.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 27, 2010, 03:38:46 PM
This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:

Don't worry, there are several here who have "fallen on the sword", in order to needle the pile!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 27, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
Don't forget your bouncy checklist.

1-cops.
2-bushes.
3-jumping.
4-rant.
5-conversion.
....and quote the entire conversation word for word.

Oh, but of course! I've been making my living doing shit like this for almost 30 years. Details, baby. LOTS of details!!!!!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 27, 2010, 03:47:00 PM
Oh, but of course! I've been making my living doing shit like this for almost 30 years. Details, baby. LOTS of details!!!!!

In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7190.0.html)

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on August 27, 2010, 03:49:51 PM
I thought these two comment contrasted nicely together since they both come from the same reality-based community:
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nadinbrzezinski  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-27-10 04:14 PM
Response to Original message
10. this is reminding me more and more of the stories my dad told of Poland in the pre war years.
 
Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Fri Aug-27-10 04:15 PM
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11. Thanks for being nice to the brainwashed fundie.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 03:56:52 PM
In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7190.0.html)

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)

You are SO right. :banghead:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 27, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
I thought these two comment contrasted nicely together since they both come from the same reality-based community:

WTF??? Do either if those comments make any sense at all?

Poland in the pre-war years?

What brainwashed fundie? Did I miss sumpin'?
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: dandi on August 27, 2010, 04:15:04 PM
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I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum" (Peace be unto you). All I could see were her eyes, but at that moment those eyes conveyed more genuine emotion than Glenn Beck at his weepy worst. I thought for a moment she was going to hug me. Of course, she did not, but she responded with the traditional "Alaikum salaam". At that point all I could do was shrug and tell her, "That's all I know". She simply nodded her head and said, "Thank you."

*sniff* I'm getting a little verklempt here. Talk amongst yourselves. *sniff*
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 27, 2010, 04:31:25 PM
*sniff* I'm getting a little verklempt here. Talk amongst yourselves. *sniff*


oh brother!!!!!!!!!!  :banghead:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Carl on August 27, 2010, 04:35:44 PM
What brings Christians together to accept and revere God...

(http://thecurcas.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jesus_manger.jpg)

(http://files.myopera.com/draganzlatkovski/blog/16087TheRisenChrist.jpg)


What brings DUmmies together to accept and revere a god...

(http://www.hyscience.com/archives/Never%20Forget.jpg)

(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/burning_flag.jpg)
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: PatriotGame on August 27, 2010, 04:36:14 PM
In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7190.0.html)

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)
Oh gawd I remember that.
Epic bouncy...absolutely epic!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: dutch508 on August 27, 2010, 04:52:53 PM
Now you know unrelated males aren't supposed to speak to muslim women....rape them maybe but don't you dare speak to 'em.

a. Yup, she would not have spoken back to you.
b. No way would she been out by herself.
c.  :bs:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Randy on August 27, 2010, 04:59:42 PM
a. Yup, she would not have spoken back to you.
b. No way would she been out by herself.
c.  :bs:
d. Nobody would snicker, or care.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Tucker on August 27, 2010, 05:02:47 PM
What brings Christians together to accept and revere God...

(http://thecurcas.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jesus_manger.jpg)

(http://files.myopera.com/draganzlatkovski/blog/16087TheRisenChrist.jpg)


What brings DUmmies together to accept and revere a god...

(http://www.hyscience.com/archives/Never%20Forget.jpg)

(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/burning_flag.jpg)

You forgot one of their profile pics.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/special/jihadichild.jpg)
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 27, 2010, 05:08:19 PM
Burka: For when your woman is so ugly you need a body bag.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: The Hollywood NeoCon on August 27, 2010, 05:27:20 PM
In case you've never seen it...

And A Cop Jumped out of the Bushes... (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7190.0.html)

Oh and JohnnyReb, you forgot the word "So....". :rulez:  :-)

Oh that was just too damned funny. Sad, but funny.  :rotf:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Reality vs DU on August 27, 2010, 06:27:29 PM
This pathetically amateurish bullshit artist isn't only a craven liar, he's a world-class *****, to boot. The only thing worse than a ***** is a dishonest one.

Sheesh, if I thought I could stomach the bullshit loong enough to get to a 1000+ posts, I'd set up housekeeping there. MY bouncies would be ****ing EPIC!!!!  :rotf:

Hollywood,
No reason at all you have to make it to 1000 posts to post a bouncy.  Hell, you could do it on your mole's first post!  It certainly wouldn't get you kicked off.  I say go for it, the bouncies from a mole would be hilarious!  The DUmmies will eat it up!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: delilahmused on August 27, 2010, 08:09:16 PM
Oh goody, now she'll be set on fire or stoned to death or set on fire for talking to a man not of her family. Hope he didn't sneak a look at her ankles or else she'd probably be beat up before the stoning and fire. Maybe the stock boy was a Muslim too knew better than to approach her, but planned on snagging the first stock girl he saw to help her.

Cindie
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on August 27, 2010, 08:47:14 PM
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11 Bravo

I encountered a Muslim woman in my local supermarket this morning.
   
... people were just avoiding her,.... I had no idea what to do, so I summoned up the sole bit of Arabic I know, approached her, and said, "As-Salaam-Alaikum" (Peace be unto you). All I could see were her eyes, but at that moment those eyes conveyed more genuine emotion than Glenn Beck at his weepy worst.

My guess is "As-Salaam-Alaikum" is typically what the secret police in her native country say to people just before they drag them off to prison.  So no doubt her eyes conveyed genuine emotion; it was the look of fear, and this dimwit bravo primitive did it to her.

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Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on August 28, 2010, 05:59:39 AM
I thought these two comment contrasted nicely together since they both come from the same reality-based community:

I call 110 percent bullshit.  IIRC, we aren't rounding up Muslims and sending them to camps, brezinski...like the Germans were doing with not just Jews, but gays, gypsies, and the mentally deficient, pre WWII.  I'd say MY relatives in Poland knew a bit more than what yours are telling you.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: TheSarge on August 28, 2010, 06:36:24 AM
:bs:

Does anyone actively seek out people when you go to the supermarket?  Personally, I'm trying to get my damn shopping done and get the heck out of the place.

No one that I know of that respects Islam and it's people and culture would actively seek out a Muslim woman in a burka for conversation.  For one the woman isn't allowed to respond and there would be at least one male member of the family with her according to law.

And if she were wearing a true Burka...there is no way in hell this lying jackass coule see her eyes.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Tucker on August 28, 2010, 08:13:25 AM
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handmade34  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 04:59 PM
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22. ignorant people are fearful
   
the burqa represents an unknown... we need to encourage people to communicate and learn


I shave my head and while it has become more acceptable for women to do so, I still have varied reactions from people that do not understand why a woman would have no hair (save cancer treatments)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/shocked1.gif) I bet she has many a lonely Sat. night.

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scheming daemons  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 05:46 PM
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34. In Saudi Arabia, she'd be stoned for committing adultery by talking to you

No replies to this one. Plotting Imp must be a leper.

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Monique1  Donating Member  (448 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 06:10 PM
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45. Let her do what she wants
   
I was a nun at one time and wore a habit, I don't remember anyone complaining at that time.

So, I can go after Sarah because she wears mini skirts and dresses? or dresses sexually?

I don't believe that she will make the big 1K mark.

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changed4thebetter  (14 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 07:58 PM
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51. Was she with a male member of her family?
   
Otherwise she could be beaten and disfigured for talking to you - I hope you didn't cause this poor woman to be punished. You should make yourself more aware of the religious customs of others before you approach them. You may have caused this poor woman a great deal of hardship just by talking to her - for real.

Again no replies.

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HillWilliam  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 08:39 PM
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60. While I'm on about it. . .
   
For those who might be interested, there's a collection being taken up to offset the costs of cleaning the rug in Al-Iman masjid in New York that the drunk idiot pissed on while yelling racist slurs. It's being collected by the Velveteen Rabbi as a goodwill gesture. I think it's a very, very cool thing.

This reply has a hot link to Velveteen Rabbi. Waste of time. All of the primitives are broke from Der Skimmers Fall fund raiser.

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1monster  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 09:39 PM
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71. My son had classes with Arab Muslim twins, a boy and a girl. At their graduation last June, the
   
whole family showed up in force. One of the young women, there with her husband, had on a beautiful outfit, a black under suit consisting of a black top (covering everything from her neck to the middle of her hand) black slacks, with a red and black over gown, and the usual hijab went well with the rest. It was very attractive. I pointed it out to my hsuband.

After the graduation ceremonies, we decided to go out to lunch at a favored restaurant to find that the Muslim family had been there before us and were coming out as we went in.

My husband went up to her husband and told him how beautiful his wife's outfit was.

They all just beamed with pleasure.

A kind word may turneth away wrath, but a few friendly words can build bridges across the widest rivers.

I'm glad you had the opportunity to begin building a bridge. Keep up the good work.


(It always amazes me that so many "Christians" who believe that they are persecuted for their religion are the first to pile persecution on those of other faiths and belief systems...)

The women dress that way to avoid any arousal of the libido in unknown males. I bet the woman got beaten with a belt when they got home.





Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 28, 2010, 08:33:35 AM
DUmmie said, "You should make yourself more aware of the religious customs...."

Now ain't that the truth....how about start with "Kill the infidels".
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 30, 2010, 09:44:33 AM
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diz raley (1 posts) Fri Aug-27-10 07:41 PM
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48. Help me out here...as a senior gay man, why should I respect a religion that wants to kill me
for being myself and that relegates women to ...4th class citizens? It's not as if christians are a lot better but I see a lot of support for Islamists here and given their positions on both women and gays, I can't imagine why any decent person would accord them the tiniest bit of respect. They want to kill me, I say **** them. 


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Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Tucker on August 30, 2010, 10:06:07 AM
Hold the anchovies. :-)
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: formerlurker on August 30, 2010, 11:40:35 AM

The women dress that way to avoid any arousal of the libido in unknown males. I bet the woman got beaten with a belt when they got home.


Honest to God here -- my husband goes up to a complete stranger to compliment that stranger's wife on her outfit????    how in the hell is that EVER appropriate? 

They are all completely unhinged to reality.   Sounds a lot like a Pam story also. 
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: jukin on August 30, 2010, 06:33:52 PM
The DUmp you brain on drugs...very powerful drugs....for a very long time.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: dandi on August 30, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
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OmahaBlueDog  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Fri Aug-27-10 09:53 PM
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73. I have this odd theory
   
The muslims that came here from places like Iran, Pakistan, and Egypt did so because (and this will sound nuts, I know) they didn't like the lack of freedom and opportunity in their home countries. So, they came to America for a new life and a shot at upward mobility.

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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Aug-27-10 09:58 PM
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75. You mean they aren't here to destroy our freedom and ban pork BBQ???
   
I'll declare! You sure got you some funny notions there!

No but you have no problem at all spewing hyperbole about Christians wanting to enslave women and kill gays.

And OmahaBlue Dog, what's this crap about "coming to America for a new life and a shot at upward mobility?" Don't you know there is no longer any upward mobility here, only slavery to corporate masters and suppression by the Police State? I'm surprised a fellow DUer hasn't called you on that one.

They've always given Muslims a pass because so many of them share a common enemy with DU (the U.S.), but this newly found love affair for anything Islam is odd.
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Karin on August 31, 2010, 07:43:03 AM
Ralph, that was an excellent catch.  Thanks for that.  Lurking DUmmies, are you seriously comfortable with censorship like that?  Have you no regard for the gay gentleman? 

Of course the story is BS, if it was a burqa, there would have been a male relative stuck fast to her.  This DUmmy is very stupid, and so is anyone else who believed it.  He just wanted to use the couple of Arabic words he somehow learned, to impress the DUmpmonkiez with his worldly and sophisticated ways. 

Someone else tried to be hip and use exotic language, and referred to a "hajib,"  mangling the word "hijab" and thus not looking cosmopolitan at all, just goofy. 

One more element of a bouncy...the surrounding crowd should express approval at the conversion, with clapping, cheering, or simply smiling and nodding and murmuring. 
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on August 31, 2010, 08:14:28 AM
a. Yup, she would not have spoken back to you.
b. No way would she been out by herself.
c.  :bs:

Ok.  Here is my bouncy.  But it's real, and I have a pic on my phone to prove it!  

So, last Saturday I had to come in to work.  I work in suburbia, in a 6-story office bldg, right on the corner of I-35.  About 9 am a supervisor came in to our dept to tell us of some strange goings on outside.  (We are a 24x7 operation)  Outside, on the street there is a bus stop, that has limited weekend availability.  And waiting at the bus stop is a lady in a full black buraa.  I thought it was some goth kid headed home from a long night of partying to be quite honest, and I went to get my phone to take a pic.  This was about 8:00 am.  I ran back and took a pic, and then she turned around, and I noticed it was a burqa, not a vampire outfit.  Wierd.    Apparently she had been walking up and down our block, since people were reporting it to their supervisors as they came in for their shifts.  

Our security guard asked her what was up, and she said she got off the bus to go to the bathroom at the corner gas station, and now she is waiting for another bus.  My boss called the cops.  Yeah, racial profiling and all that.....we report it, the cops do a drive by, and she is gone, like the bus came or something.  A few hours later, she is back.  WTF?  We are essentially in an industrial park.  No stores, no nothing.  Walking up and down the street, She goes to the other corner gas station, and hangs out on the corner for about 30 minutes or so.  No bus stop there.  My boss calls the cops AGAIN.  And since I am the only one in this crew that knows my directions, ie:  She is standing on the southbound service road, looking south, rather than she is looking at the highway  :thatsright:, I get to tell Mr. Police Man a blow by blow.

Well, now she has a backpack, or something big up under that burqa, on her back, and she is carrying a briefcase.  Weird?  Yeah, and she walked up to the gas station, to the tanks, pump number seven, and is fiddling with the gas hose.  The mgr of that station was standing in his parking lot, like just staring or trying to shoo her away and then up comes a car,  just a 4 door sedan and she gets in.  And they sit there forever, and then take off, the whole time I am telling the cops this whole story.  The end.

I would like to add something like "and when the cops came to patrol our perimeter, they jumped out of the bushes and confronted my boss with her stereotyping"  But, what really happened is that my boss told the officer she was wearing a black robe, trying to NOT stereotype, and the officer asked if she was wearing "native gear."  

I don't know what exactly happened that day, but to see a burqa wearing woman walking by herself in an industrial park, just seemed very odd and unsettling.  

But it did put a little excitement in my Saturday.  

ETA:  I really do have a pic on my phone!  But it is through a window, so she kinda looks like a vampire hobbit.


Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Karin on August 31, 2010, 08:46:44 AM
Oh my God, that's chilling.  Keep that picture.  A backpack up under it, and a briefcase, and loitering near gas pumps?  Oh my God.  That's called being vigilant, not profiling (of course the DUmps would disagree).  If you see it, say something.  I'm glad nothing disastrous happened. 

Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on August 31, 2010, 11:29:53 AM
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-encountered-muslim-woman-in-my-local.html
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on August 31, 2010, 01:34:36 PM
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2010/08/i-encountered-muslim-woman-in-my-local.html

Did ya see Tank's post?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on August 31, 2010, 02:37:46 PM
Did ya see Tank's post?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

DAT is just looking out for his fellow man. :tongue:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: Ballygrl on August 31, 2010, 03:10:38 PM
Did ya see Tank's post?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Yes :lmao:
Title: Re: 11Boo AKA Mr. Hamberger Hill grocery store bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on August 31, 2010, 06:57:26 PM

Honest to God here -- my husband goes up to a complete stranger to compliment that stranger's wife on her outfit????   

Not if he wants to live.