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Title: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: bijou on August 11, 2010, 03:33:28 PM

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The body of an acclaimed French chef has been found hidden in a freezer - two years after he went missing.Detectives discovered the frozen corpse of Jean-Francois Poinard after his girlfriend Guylene Collober, 51, told her daughter "something unfortunate" had happened to him.

The 71-year-old's body is believed to have been secreted in a freezer at their home in Lyon for up to two years.
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link (http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Lyon-French-Chefs-Body-Found-In-Freezer---Jean-Francois-Poinard-Was-Missing-For-Two-Years/Article/201008215681366?lpos=World_News_First_Home_Article_Teaser_Region_5&lid=ARTICLE_15681366_Lyon%3A_French_Chefs_Body_Found_In_Freezer_-_Jean-Francois_Poinard_Was_Missing_For_Two_Years)

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: Chris_ on August 11, 2010, 03:35:11 PM

Sacrebleu!

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: Eupher on August 11, 2010, 04:03:20 PM

That former girlfriend of his will get a chilly reception in court.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: njpines on August 11, 2010, 04:18:58 PM

Now THAT's what I call giving a guy the cold shoulder!!

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: Mike220 on August 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM

What a frigid bitch.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: dutch508 on August 11, 2010, 04:44:07 PM

Quote from: Mike220 on August 11, 2010, 04:42:58 PM

What a frigid bitch.

That's just cold.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: Mike220 on August 11, 2010, 04:51:58 PM

Quote from: dutch508 on August 11, 2010, 04:44:07 PM

That's just cold.

I'm an icy person.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: Eupher on August 11, 2010, 04:54:41 PM

The chef has gotta be burning up from freezer exposure. I don't think they make Ziplock bags big enough for a body, especially one that can be vacuumized.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 11, 2010, 05:10:45 PM

Hey, he was 71 years old....maybe it was the only way his girlfriend could get a stiff one from him....small but stiff.

Title: Re: Missing French Chef's Body Found In Freezer
Post by: cavegal on August 11, 2010, 05:15:19 PM

Ouch talk about freezer burn!!!!