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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ballygrl on August 03, 2010, 04:14:22 PM
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This is a long thread but funny as heck when you get about a 3rd of the way down, it starts off really nice with lots of congratulations then it veers off track LOL:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8865162#8868534
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 02:15 PM
Original message
Hey Obama! This is TRUE LOVE and it needs to be LEGAL AND RECOGNIZED BY YOU!
This weekend my beautiful niece was married to her beloved, long time butch. Both of these wonderful people voted for you.
This is a picture of two families becoming one. That's what happens when two people get married.
How do you not believe in something that is right before your eyes?
People danced, people drank, vows were freely given in front of family and friends. How is this not a wedding?
How are Amy and Dawn not married?
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 07:06 PM
Response to Reply #71
75. He is against my niece's marriage.
How do you look at these two people and make excuses for his bigotry?
Political Tiger Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:24 PM
Response to Reply #75
135. Please!
He doesn't know your niece from a hole in a ground and just because he said his personal belief is that marriage is between a man and a woman doesn't automatically translate into him being against your niece's wedding!
And not everyone who believes marriage is between a man and a woman is automatically a bigot! Paul Wellstone voted for DOMA, would you call him a bigot? Tens of millions of people believe as Obama does and Wellstone did and it doesn't make them bigots.
81. Frankly, I don't give a **** what Obama is.
I just want fair and equal treatment for my niece under the law.
Obama doesn't want the same thing.
SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 07:43 PM
Response to Reply #81
94. Once again, Obama doesn't make the laws in the US.
Congress does, and if enough of them wanted equal rights for the GLTB community, it wouldn't matter what Obama thought, because they could (if they really wanted to) pass a law legalizing same sex marriage with a veto-proof vote.
Political Tiger Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 08:46 PM
Response to Reply #94
119. Stop making sense! It gets in the way of the phony outrage!
Even though Obama doesn't make the laws, it's still his fault!
And you know he just hates "teh" gays, he's shown that by signing a Presidental Memorandum extending federal benefits to same-sex partners of federal workers and announced his support for the Domestic Partners Benefits and Obligations Act of 2009, reversing the U.S. position on LGBT Issues at the UN, pushed for the enactment of Matthew Shepard Act and signed it into law, appointed more openly LGBT persons to positions in the executive branch than the last two administrations combined, extended the Ryan White HIV/AIDS program, overturned a 22-year-old travel and immigration ban against people with HIV, invited gay families to the WH annual Easter Egg Roll, issued two Presidential Proclamations for Pride, proclaiming June as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month, working with Congress to repeal DADT....I mean, this guy really hates "teh" gays!
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 08:52 PM
Response to Reply #119
122. President Obama-
"I do not support gay marriage. Marriage has religious and social connotations, and I consider marriage to be between a man and a woman."
Political Tiger Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:15 PM
Response to Reply #122
133. Who cares?
This may come as a surprise to you, but even President Obama is entitled to have personal opinions that you do not agree with.
More importantly, you seemed to have forgotten he is for the repeal of DOMA, which shows the man is able to separate his personal opinions with his job.
I mean, try to think! Obama has made it clear he believes in Jesus. He is a Christian. Does this mean he hates Jews, Muslims, Hindus and atheists?
Is anti-semitism his fault because he believes Jesus Christ is his Savior?
THINK!!!
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:28 PM
Response to Reply #133
136. You're rude and your violent avatar is offensive.
So I don't expect you to understand that the Presidents bigotry hurts wonderful people like my niece and her new partner.
Please don't presume to tell me to think, I think just fine on my own.
Political Tiger Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:50 PM
Response to Reply #136
146. You must have a real problem with Popeye, Boris Badenov, the Roadrunner, Elmer Fudd
and The Simpsons, to mention a few!
And frankly, what I find offensive is how willing you are to use your niece and her partner as political pawns!
Also, please don't presume to tell me what I understand!
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:59 PM
Response to Reply #146
154. A quote from my niece-
I am honored that you would include us in such an important political statement! Please feel free to keep it up!
I am offended by your avatar because it encourages violence against liberals, but I'm sure you realize that.
Don't expect me to respond to you again because I won't add more of your hate to this thread.
Political Tiger Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 10:14 PM
Response to Reply #154
163. LOL!
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Hahaha
What a fool.
I don't even know what to say to this.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Tue Aug-03-10 11:56 AM
Response to Reply #262
315. I said certain people.
Not a group of people. By certain people I mean people that would come into a celebratory thread for my niece's wedding day and try to be snarky.
People that would rather defend the indefensible than recognize the love that is right before their eyes.
People that put politics and political arguments before love.
Those certain people. You know, jerks.
Have a good day.
She's mad that some Obama supporters are coming to his defense, and she says this was a celebratory thread, but it wasn't, if it was a celebratory thread she would've left Obama's name and politics out of the title.
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Hahaha
What a fool.
I don't even know what to say to this.
It's a long thread but quite humorous I have to say.
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Damn, the "groom" and the "bride" look like Ellen and Devine.
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Damn, the "groom" and the "bride" look like Ellen and Devine.
That first picture looks like "Butch" has stuck his hand somewhere...uh...ticklish.
...and that's proof that any woman can get married....if they lower their standards far enough.
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I'm kind of skipping around in that thread and found another picture from another wedding of two women. It looks like they were married in the backyard of a trailer park. And the neighbor's called the cops at 8:30pm. Party poopers!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8865162&mesg_id=8867472
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Obama said himself during the campaign that he felt that marriage was only between a man and a woman, what did they expect?
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They didn't hear that part. All they heard was other people saying, "I don't gots to pay my mortgage anymore." And other nonsense bullshit like, "Obama money comes from Obama's stash"
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I'm kind of skipping around in that thread and found another picture from another wedding of two women. It looks like they were married in the backyard of a trailer park. And the neighbor's called the cops at 8:30pm. Party poopers!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8865162&mesg_id=8867472
I want my appetite back :(
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:puke:
The phrase "It's a dog eat dog world" comes to mind.
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They didn't hear that part. All they heard was other people saying, "I don't gots to pay my mortgage anymore." And other nonsense bullshit like, "Obama money comes from Obama's stash"
And gay people voted en masse for Obama, and now they're complaining? they knew what he stood for, they were just hoping he'd change his mind.
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It's not true love because true requires an act of will and we are told constantly homosexuals have no choice in their feelings.
Unless of course liberals are lying to us on one point or the other just to advance a social agenda.
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It's not true love because true requires an act of will and we are told constantly homosexuals have no choice in their feelings.
Unless of course liberals are lying to us on one point or the other just to advance a social agenda.
Pffft Well we all know that would never happen.....
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 09:28 PM
Response to Reply #133
136. You're rude and your violent avatar is offensive.
So I don't expect you to understand that the Presidents bigotry hurts wonderful people like my niece and her new partner.
Dykes in disarray...snicker.
Your 'niece' is a mentally ill DUmmy sexually dysfunctional freak that couldn't get laid by a turkey baster.
The fact that you draw oxygen is offensive.
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Hahaha
What a fool.
I don't even know what to say to this.
How `bout this:
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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:puke:
The phrase "It's a dog eat dog world" comes to mind.
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Notch!
heh...
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Uh, is butch, in this context NOT a slur, like, oh, I don't know, black people calling each other "nigga"?
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Uh, is butch, in this context NOT a slur, like, oh, I don't know, black people calling each other "nigga"?
I actually was wondering the same thing too.
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Dykes in disarray...snicker.
Your 'niece' is a mentally ill DUmmy sexually dysfunctional freak that couldn't get laid by a turkey baster.
The fact that you draw oxygen is offensive.
I dunno? 'Prolly an improvement! Mommy and Daddy are more than likely "furries"!
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Lot of stupid there.
By the way, didn't some court just rule the federal DOMA to be unconstitutional and a state issue? I think I remember that.
If DOMA is unconstitutional, how is Oblamer signing a federal pro-gay marriage bill not?
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Oh yeah....shouldn't someone file that family picture under "Moonbats to be arrested and sent to the camps"?
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Q: What do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
A: The lickalotopuss and the clitolickumus.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, two to organise the potluck, one to write a folk song about the empowering experience and one to set up the support group.
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breathe out of the top of their heads!
Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends?
A: Someone has to mow the lawn.
Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.
Q. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A. Instead of KY she insists on using WD40.
Q.What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. licker cabinet
Q. What's the new politically correct name for a lesbian?
A. A vagitarian.
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
Q. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker.
Q. What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
A. Hey, we really do taste like chicken.
Q. What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
a. Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
Q. What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A. Snap-on tools.
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Here's what bothers me most about this thread:
asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Mon Aug-02-10 02:15 PM
Original message
Hey Obama! This is TRUE LOVE and it needs to be LEGAL AND RECOGNIZED BY YOU!
This weekend my beautiful niece was married to her beloved, long time butch. Both of these wonderful people voted for you.
WTF? Heterosexual people don't go to these lengths to describe the person their kid just married. Why couldn't assjockey just say, "My daughter married her girlfriend"? I mean, just what exactly is "butch" supposed to convey here? To make sure we all know she's the manly looking kind of lesbian, as opposed to a feminine one? The picture pretty much makes THAT clear. Is this some new politically correct thing we all have to learn in the name of civil rights?
Enough, already.
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Here's what bothers me most about this thread:
WTF? Heterosexual people don't go to these lengths to describe the person their kid just married. Why couldn't assjockey just say, "My daughter married her girlfriend"? I mean, just what exactly is "butch" supposed to convey here? To make sure we all know she's the manly looking kind of lesbian, as opposed to a feminine one? The picture pretty much makes THAT clear. Is this some new politically correct thing we all have to learn in the name of civil rights?
Enough, already.
When I think of "Butch", I think of the bald little kid in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
WOW! I knew I'd seen that "girl" before!
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Here's what bothers me most about this thread:
WTF? Heterosexual people don't go to these lengths to describe the person their kid just married. Why couldn't assjockey just say, "My daughter married her girlfriend"? I mean, just what exactly is "butch" supposed to convey here? To make sure we all know she's the manly looking kind of lesbian, as opposed to a feminine one? The picture pretty much makes THAT clear. Is this some new politically correct thing we all have to learn in the name of civil rights?
Enough, already.
Because the DUmor who wrote that wanted to accent the "beautiful" part. Didn't want anyone to mistake the "butch" for her niece.
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I was just curious about Political Tiger's "offensive" avatar. It's that woodchuck with his eye poked out.
I took a look at the photos, including the link that evil_conservative posted. I call the fashion police. Re Amy and Dawn: who chooses that for a wedding? She's dressed like a 2 bit whore. And the other one: That girl should not be wearing strapless. She should be wearing something that lets you wear a bra. Industrial strength.
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It's not true love because true requires an act of will and we are told constantly homosexuals have no choice in their feelings.
Unless of course liberals are lying to us on one point or the other just to advance a social agenda.
Very well said. I agree. :hi5:
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Man, if we think divorce and custody cases are screwed up now, wait until a bunch of Ghey divorces start happening. The few that have made the news effed up.
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Hey DU! This is TRUE LOVE and it needs to be LEGAL AND RECOGNIZED BY YOU!
MAN MARRIES PILLOW
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow
What makes YOUR BRAND of true love more important than others? Why are you being so judgemental and putting your own selfish wants before the pillowsexuals? Why aren't you fighting for the rights of bedding and decorative accessory lovers? Right now, pillows can be turned away from visitation in hospitals and pillowsexuals can't enjoy the tax breaks of straights. EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE!