Q: What do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
A: The lickalotopuss and the clitolickumus.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, two to organise the potluck, one to write a folk song about the empowering experience and one to set up the support group.
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breathe out of the top of their heads!
Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends?
A: Someone has to mow the lawn.
Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.
Q. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A. Instead of KY she insists on using WD40.
Q.What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. licker cabinet
Q. What's the new politically correct name for a lesbian?
A. A vagitarian.
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
Q. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker.
Q. What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
A. Hey, we really do taste like chicken.
Q. What's the difference between a whale and a dyke?
a. Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
Q. What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A. Snap-on tools.
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