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Title: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 19, 2010, 09:43:57 PM
Everyone is always making fun of Stinky the Clown for having to share the basement facilities with his cat, but won't anyone think of the poor cat, forced into close, unremitting proximity to Stinky?  I look at my kitties and think, if only youall knew where you coulda ended up. :p
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: AprilRazz on July 19, 2010, 09:50:45 PM
I think the same thing when I look over at Spare Cat curled up in the bathroom sink. She has no idea how good her life is. :-)
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 19, 2010, 09:54:43 PM
I think the same thing when I look over at Spare Cat curled up in the bathroom sink. She has no idea how good her life is. :-)

So, you're agreeing with me that the Clown Boy shouldn't be hanging out a bed and board shingle for our kitties? :-)

Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm picking on Stinky so much.  He's pretty danged harmless compared to lots of the DUmmie denizens.  He can blame his excrescence of a name for catching my attention.

And, Stinky, cats do deserve their privacy, dude!!
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: DefiantSix on July 19, 2010, 09:57:57 PM
Stinky the Clown's cat has it easy compared to Subway Kitty's mom, poor lady.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 19, 2010, 10:00:12 PM
Stinky the Clown's cat has it easy compared to Subway Kitty's mom, poor lady.  :fuelfire:

So true, at least the cat still gets to live in the house.  Subway Cat's mom was driven out, was she not?
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: DefiantSix on July 19, 2010, 10:04:58 PM
But if we're going to remember the poor bastards who have to live and put up with DUmbasses for every sorry day of their miserable existence, then this thread should also be for remembering the intelligent, lucky bastards - Doug, the EX-husband of poor, stupid Beth, comes immediately to mind - who've been able to put sufficient distance between them and their former DUmmy leeches through whatever means available: divorce, restraining orders, jail time...
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: AprilRazz on July 19, 2010, 10:08:27 PM
So, you're agreeing with me that the Clown Boy shouldn't be hanging out a bed and board shingle for our kitties? :-)

Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm picking on Stinky so much.  He's pretty danged harmless compared to lots of the DUmmie denizens.  He can blame his excrescence of a name for catching my attention.

And, Stinky, cats do deserve their privacy, dude!!
Spare would not like to share her litter box with him at all. LOL
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 19, 2010, 10:10:21 PM
Spare would not like to share her litter box with him at all. LOL

I'm sure Spare is a lady with delicate sensibilities.  One shudders to imagine where Stinky aims. :ohnoes:
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Karin on July 20, 2010, 07:57:10 AM
Greenbriar's daughter. 

The Straight Story's military sons. 

Taverner's kid.

Anybody related to Nance Greggs.

Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 09:16:16 AM
Greenbriar's daughter. 

The Straight Story's military sons. 

Taverner's kid.

Anybody related to Nance Greggs.



So many victims.  Who says liberalism is a victimless crime? :-)
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Karin on July 20, 2010, 12:18:24 PM
Also:

Ian David's kid

CalPig's husband
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: IassaFTots on July 20, 2010, 12:30:56 PM
The poor conservative everyday joe that agreed to marry Nuclear Unicorn.  Why he got back with her I will never know....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9435061
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Randy on July 20, 2010, 04:08:49 PM
Beth's ex Doug
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: DefiantSix on July 20, 2010, 04:12:52 PM
Beth's ex Doug

AKA: The luckiest man on the planet. :cheers1:
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 04:35:31 PM
The poor conservative everyday joe that agreed to marry Nuclear Unicorn.  Why he got back with her I will never know....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9435061

Ugh, I wish I hadn't read that thread.
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: IassaFTots on July 20, 2010, 04:56:11 PM
Ugh, I wish I hadn't read that thread.


That isn't the worst one.  If you just search for threads started by her, you can get the whole sordid detail.  How they broke up, how they got back together, how she asked him in front of his family after shooting together to marry him. 

She has GOT to be good in bed.  (I hope, for his sake)
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: Boudicca on July 20, 2010, 05:05:18 PM
That isn't the worst one.  If you just search for threads started by her, you can get the whole sordid detail.  How they broke up, how they got back together, how she asked him in front of his family after shooting together to marry him. 

She has GOT to be good in bed.  (I hope, for his sake)

They can get all  :hot: but for the love of humanity, please don't let them procreate.  He's obviously not thinking with his big brain, but when he wakes the hell up, he'll want to be able to  :bolt:

Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2010, 05:11:55 PM
My BIL is an actual troofer and has done work for Michael Mooreon.
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2010, 05:43:36 PM
That isn't the worst one.  If you just search for threads started by her

Actually I'm surprised. The gun rights crowd is hailing her as a hero.

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you can get the whole sordid detail.  How they broke up, how they got back together, how she asked him in front of his family after shooting together to marry him.
 
There's nothing sordid about going shooting or getting married. Granted, she's been a real basket case in the past but--goodness--suddenly a champion of gun rights?

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She has GOT to be good in bed.  (I hope, for his sake)

Somebody sounds je-e-e-ealous.

 :uhsure:

 :fuelfire:

 :-)
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: IassaFTots on July 21, 2010, 08:24:04 AM
Actually I'm surprised. The gun rights crowd is hailing her as a hero.
 
There's nothing sordid about going shooting or getting married. Granted, she's been a real basket case in the past but--goodness--suddenly a champion of gun rights?

Somebody sounds je-e-e-ealous.

 :uhsure:

 :fuelfire:

 :-)

Smarty pants.   :-)   I was referring to the thread that was posted here in the dumpster about their break up, before she proposed, and how she broke up with him because she couldn't stand his conservative way of thinking, and then whined about it for EVER.  This is the guy that came over to her house to start her car in the winter.  Do you remember that?  And she threw him to the curb for his politics. 

I ain't jealous.  I already got me a conservative gun toting man who I appreciate.   :tongue:
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 21, 2010, 08:57:53 AM
Smarty pants.   :-)   I was referring to the thread that was posted here in the dumpster about their break up, before she proposed, and how she broke up with him because she couldn't stand his conservative way of thinking, and then whined about it for EVER.  This is the guy that came over to her house to start her car in the winter.  Do you remember that?  And she threw him to the curb for his politics. 

I ain't jealous.  I already got me a conservative gun toting man who I appreciate.   :tongue:
I remember the whole story.

I was just thinking you were jealous because she's better in the sack than you.

*runs*
Title: Re: I Would Like to Propose a Thread for Long Suffering DUmmie Family Members
Post by: IassaFTots on July 21, 2010, 09:00:35 AM
I remember the whole story.

I was just thinking you were jealous because she's better in the sack than you.

*runs*

You should run Mr. Bunny Man.   :hammer:

You should run.   :-)