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Title: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 09, 2010, 06:39:18 PM
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 05:45 AM
Original message
A new poem: Find Yourself 
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I lost
do I need to be found

will anyone
find me

I’m someone
after all
I exist in time and space
maybe I’m just not where I need to be
right now
I’m so confused
I may never figure it out

just how do you go about

finding someone

who doesn’t want to

be




© 2010 MLC
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 09, 2010, 06:48:26 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?

They might try to wipe their ass with it, which is all that her words deserve.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 09, 2010, 06:59:00 PM
A guide to writting DUmmie poetry.

A new poem: Find Yourself 

Where do I go? How do I do that? Am I lost? Do I need to be found? Will anyone
find me? I’m someone after all. I exist in time and space maybe? I’m just not where I need to be right now. I’m so confused. I may never figure it out. Just how do you go about finding someone who doesn’t want to be?

First write something stupid.....Now drop all punctuation, chop it up into 2 to 4 words per line and triple space.....WAA-LAA ....DUmmie poetry.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 09, 2010, 07:02:11 PM
Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




© 2010 M.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Randy on July 09, 2010, 07:05:14 PM
Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




© 2010 M.


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

OMG! I was going to create my own homage turd to Piggy but there's no way I could best the work of Mhe Master.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 09, 2010, 07:31:09 PM
It's at 0 recs. :lmao:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 09, 2010, 07:32:52 PM
Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away

© 2010 M.

:lmao:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: PatriotGame on July 09, 2010, 07:38:40 PM
Oh good God.

Open head, empty jug:

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s2cFf8DfRPw/SXzr7TBLYHI/AAAAAAAACDY/E9eKRYrAnzs/s400/300_52805.gif)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 09, 2010, 07:41:58 PM
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mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
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7. This one hits home, CaliforniaPeggy!
   I'm surrounded by people who need help, or need to see the positive side or the possibility in some things but can't seem to quite get there. . . Sometimes, I have to admit, I'm one of those people.
Wonderful poem, by the way. I really love your work. You have a talent many people would love to have. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.
About inspiration, I find when I write, I get the same random epiphanies that just strike a cord in you. Except, I'm a story-writer not a poet.

I've noticed that I end up posting on every poem you've written since, you know, I started to try to get my post count higher. So if you keep posting poems (which I'm sure you will) they might just be the thing that gets my post count to 1000+.


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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jul-09-10 11:56 AM
Response to Reply #7
9. my dear mycatfred!   
   Hey, I'm glad I can help a fellow writer get to 1000 posts! You know I will keep posting.....I always look forward to your thoughtful comments...

I know I sometimes feel lost...it's part of the human condition, after all.

Thank you for all those nice comments, sweetie!

Oh no, does this mean we're going to be subjected to 913 more poems to get this person's post count to 1,000?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Randy on July 09, 2010, 09:20:03 PM
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mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
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7. This one hits home, CaliforniaPeggy!
   I'm surrounded by people who need help, or need to see the positive side or the possibility in some things but can't seem to quite get there. . . Sometimes, I have to admit, I'm one of those people.
Wonderful poem, by the way. I really love your work. You have a talent many people would love to have. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.
About inspiration, I find when I write, I get the same random epiphanies that just strike a cord in you. Except, I'm a story-writer not a poet.

I've noticed that I end up posting on every poem you've written since, you know, I started to try to get my post count higher. So if you keep posting poems (which I'm sure you will) they might just be the thing that gets my post count to 1000+.

Alright, which one of you smartasses is sucking up to Piggy to get some DUmpcred? Isn't that considered cheating?  :tongue:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 09, 2010, 09:26:32 PM
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mycatfred  (87 posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 04:30 AM
Response to Original message

7. You know, forming emotion through stiff limes and verses that poems have.
:confused: :lmao:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 09, 2010, 09:42:19 PM
She copyrights it all! And that is the kicker. Her poems are so sucky, but she is scared someone might steal from it?  :rotf: And I know for a fact that she "borrows" from real poets. Suck it bitch.

HArsh maybe, but let me tell you this is no nice old lady. From what I have been told by several people, Mrs. Poetry Oh Noetry is the evil one in person. Totally self absorbed. It is totally obvious now, but she loves My Dear CalPeg and no one else.

No need to copyright Peg. Nobody will steal from you. I PROMISE. And copyrights DO NOT MAKE YOU A LEGIT POET!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 10, 2010, 01:20:12 PM
I have found that her ideas aren't worth more than 17 syllables, if that, so they can generally be rewritten in haiku form, eliminating all her irritating nonpunctuation and long line breaks.  This one, for instance, could capture all the same alleged inspiration with the much more concise:

Seeking self-knowledge,
I despair; alas, my head's
Too far up my ass.

CalPiggie
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 10, 2010, 04:52:20 PM
I have found that her ideas aren't worth more than 17 syllables, if that, so they can generally be rewritten in haiku form, eliminating all her irritating nonpunctuation and long line breaks.  This one, for instance, could capture all the same alleged inspiration with the much more concise:

Seeking self-knowledge,
I despair; alas, my head's
Too far up my ass.

CalPiggie

And, it even has the elements of nature (self-knowledge, head-in-ass) that a haiku requires.

But, I want to know, is a lawyer involved in the copyright process?  If so, is there one that stupid to actually . . . Now that I think of it, there's got to be (more than) one that unscrupulous to actually take her money to do that paperwork for her.

I call BS on the copyright. :bs:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: formerlurker on July 10, 2010, 05:22:56 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9425990

Copyrighted?

Really?

You mean someone might try to steal it?


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 10, 2010, 06:48:23 PM
And, it even has the elements of nature (self-knowledge, head-in-ass) that a haiku requires.

But, I want to know, is a lawyer involved in the copyright process?  If so, is there one that stupid to actually . . . Now that I think of it, there's got to be (more than) one that unscrupulous to actually take her money to do that paperwork for her.

I call BS on the copyright. :bs:

No lawyer required, you can get a great run-down on in it by either looking at the Library of Congress website (Where copyrights are registered), or in a current Writers' Market or Artists' Market in the reference section at your local library.  Basically whether you pay to formally register or not, you have a defensible copyright just by publishing the copyright symbol, year, and identifying name or initials with the work.  Actually paying to register (A quite nominal fee, compared to the rapacious ones charged by Dept. of Commerce's Patent and Trademark Office for trademark registrations) does make proof easier and gives you some additional remedies in a suit.  I don't know what the current fees are, and what I register is visual art stuff which has slightly different rules, but the last set of designs I copyrighted for my work was $30.00 a pop, it has probably gone up five or ten bucks since.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Boudicca on July 10, 2010, 06:56:50 PM
She copyrights it all! And that is the kicker. Her poems are so sucky, but she is scared someone might steal from it?  :rotf: And I know for a fact that she "borrows" from real poets. Suck it bitch.

HArsh maybe, but let me tell you this is no nice old lady. From what I have been told by several people, Mrs. Poetry Oh Noetry is the evil one in person. Totally self absorbed. It is totally obvious now, but she loves My Dear CalPeg and no one else.

No need to copyright Peg. Nobody will steal from you. I PROMISE. And copyrights DO NOT MAKE YOU A LEGIT POET!

Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo. :rotf:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 07:55:48 PM
Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo. :rotf:

Or the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive, the "Wiley50" primitive, who's building an ark up in the mountains of Tennessee, and planning to float it there out into the ocean, where he can leave the United States but still get those disability checks.

I forget exactly how the exchange went, but when the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive was bemoaning all his troubles, the California piggy primitive, who lives in a spacious mansion down by Los Angeles, "she" and her husband alone, said she'd like to do something for the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive.

At which the worthless freeloading bum the wily primitive plaintively asked, "Can I move in with you?"

The California piggy primitive, at the time just back from a shopping-spree in London, took off from that campfire faster than the speed of light.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:01:21 PM
Of course she is evil.  Otherwise bobbolink's heartfelt pleas for a roof over her head would have been met with the rich one's immediate vacany of her home so as to accomodate the homeless bobbo. :rotf:

Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471


And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT! This was before I knew how she really was. I was fooled myself.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:04:44 PM
Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who is now homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471


And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT!

Oh my.

Oh my again.

That's quite a find, madam, and I compliment you for it.

It's a great find.

And a really big campfire, too.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Of course she doesn't want homeless people in her life... that's the government's job.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:11:27 PM
Oh my.

Oh my again.

That's quite a find, madam, and I compliment you for it.

It's a great find.

And a really big campfire, too.


From other things I've heard about her, this is the REAL her. She is inconvenienced by those in need or those she thinks are below her. Which is pretty much everyone. I should show you the $20 fork thread!! Off to find it!!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:11:40 PM
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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:15 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Original message

11. My Dear Peggy
   
The only words of advice I can give you is to use your own ability at poetry to write about this.

I cannot judge you on this or understand what it is you know about it all, but knowing you I believe you could turn this into something positive for both yourself and this person through your insightful poems.

Give me a few and a few more drinks and even I might write a poem about it ;)

You are a good woman Peggy, one that I admire, and I trust you here.

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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:18 AM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #11

14. Ah, my dear Straight Story...
   
Well, I feel as though my poetic abilities are dried up and blown away by this tonight...

Maybe tomorrow, or later, though...

Be my guest! I'd love to see what you come up with...

Thank you for your admiration and trust...

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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:41 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #14

21. For you my Friend, a poem about it all *written in my own odd syle*:
   
Years gone by and I met you again
Times had changed for you and I

You, lost and not making sense to me
Me, moved on and having grown in a life

We each came from a different tree
We each grew a different way

I grew in a grove that was tended to
One where I had care, and where I too cared

You grew in a field, wild
and unkempt, a wayward orchard where few would go to pick fruit

A fence kept us apart, kept me safe while I was tended to
While it also kept you in your place, where your problems could not affect others

Alas, this did not mean I felt better, nor did I feel you worse
It was what was, a separation that did not create an equality

Over time I saw over that fence, my branches breached the barrier
as did yours to mine

We touched for one brief moment
Before we were pruned by our care givers

My branches still reach out to you, as yours do to mine
Two trees standing in time

But those that have been entrusted with our care hide
and blame us

for not being closer
for not producing more fruit.

Someday my branches will touch yours
and yours will mine

For but a brief moment they did
But I did not know what to do, as I was so used to being pruned

I knew you as you knew me
but we let others cut back on that which we held to be true

Someday, we will be friends again
when those that hold you back instead choose to help you

Accept me and my ways as I do you and yours
And break together these bonds that hold us both back

----too tired to finish :)

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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:44 AM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #21

22. That's really good...
   
It's true to what happened tonight...

Thank you!

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The Straight Story  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:48 AM
THE CROOKED TALE PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #22

23. well, not really
   
Too dunk (err drunk!) to post anything worthwhile
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
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Beausoir  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 01:17 AM
Response to Original message

12. Her gut-wrenching poverty isn't about you. It is about HER. She's hungry. She is desperate.
   
Your guilt does nothing to fill her empty belly.

Feel guilty and post on a silly internet message board all you want....she is still hungry.

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bluesbassman  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:43 AM
Response to Reply #15

37. You did not create her problems.
   
They very fact that you feel anguish over this incident reveals your heart and integrity. To look upon someone in her condition and feel contempt, something you did not do by the way, that would be harsh. The previous poster was incorrect, and IMO out of line.

Oh my.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:16:00 PM
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Sheets of Easter  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 10:01 AM
Response to Reply #12

55. You hit it out of the park and smashed a light, "The Natural" style.
   
The lofty OP isn't so much about the person in need as it is about how she feels. Hate to be so harsh, but I found nothing genuine in it.

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AngryOldDem  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 02:51 PM
Response to Reply #55

106. What's more...
   
...if a relatively "unknown" poster had written this, he or she would have been drawn and quartered for being heartless and uncaring. Seen it too many damned times here on DU to assume otherwise.

It sucks when the harsh realities of life smack you in the face. Peggy, if you want to feel better, volunteer time at the nearest shelter -- go the distance. Or, if there is any kind of charity that works with the poor where you live, go there. They can always use help of any kind.

If your conscience is so bothered, then do something other than seek solace in the company of your cheering section.

Sorry to be so harsh, too; Peggy always strike me as being a fair and genuine person. But I am just stunned at the hypocrisy here as she gets a pass on a reaction that would have drawn derision (and worse) from many here.

Oh, and before anyone asks, what do I do? I am a guest attendant at a homeless shelter, and I am just minutes away from going to work. I got into this work exactly because of the same feelings you described. It bothered me and my conscience to see homelessness up close. So I decided to help out where I could.

Oh my again.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:18:50 PM
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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #106

161. Well, you are probably right about that, but CA-Peggy has demonstrated herself to be a very kind and compassionate poster to people here in the lounge, which is why she is being given the benefit of the doubt. If you had posted the same thing, knowing the line of work you are in, I would have posted in support of your feelings. Many others would have as well.

Although the internets aren't real life, people do get to 'know' each other via PM or emails or phone calls and when I see something posted by someone I've grown fond of that doesn't 'jell', I tend to give them a pass.

I think most people do. People can't be expected to always have 'up' days. We're not perfect.

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Brigid  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 10:43 AM
Response to Reply #12

58. No need to be so harsh.
   
What would you have done? Myself, I don't know. I just don't know.

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Blue Diadem  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #12

75. They did feed her.
   
Sure she's hungry again today, but whether by poverty, mental illness or choice, the woman is homeless. There is nothing Peggy could have done to fix that.

Oh me me me my.

This is an outstanding campfire.

Thank you, soleil, madam!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:20:18 PM
Oh my again.

It was a good one. Again, I want to puke at my comment in that thread. If only I knew then....


Here is the fork thread! It is a good one. This was just when I was getting my clue about her. I normally couldn't care less what someone spends their own money on, but realizing how she was, well, it was fun!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8887299
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:22:43 PM
Oh me me me my.

This is an outstanding campfire.

Thank you, soleil, madam!

What I will say, is that I can name at least 3 in that thread who would also puke on what they wrote. One who you quoted. She'd probably die seeing that she wrote that. But CP had many many fooled at one time. Some of us saw the light!! ;)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
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orleans  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:04 AM
Response to Original message

27. so how did the story end peggy?
   
how did the meeting break up? did she go off with anyone? did she leave before the end of the meeting? did someone take her home with them? or somewhere? did she just wander outside alone and disappear?

did you talk to her? what did you talk about? how do you know she is mentally ill?

how do you know her? what was the relationship 30 years ago? do you think that had something to do with why you wanted her to go away?

there are people i knew 30 years ago that i probably wouldn't want to see or hang around with for very long.

i know i'm asking a lot of questions--but i'm just trying to imagine how things went. it's a little story, you know?

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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:14 AM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF S009
Response to Reply #27

28. My dear orleans...
   
It's not much of an ending...

She disappeared into the restroom at the end of the meeting...

A few of us had been discussing what could be done for her...

One lady said she would offer to take her to some shelter.

But I left before she reappeared, so I have no idea what happened.

How did I know her? She was the daughter of one of our neighbors; my daughter was friends with her sister...

I did talk to her a little; I had trouble making sense of what she was saying. And I remembered that many years ago, she'd had some emotional/mental problems, and was under the care of a doctor. It could be that I'm being harsh in saying she's mentally ill... She didn't look right, for sure. Something was off...

I don't mind your asking all these questions...

Hmmmm.

Too bad this campfire's from 2008; otherwise, I'd nominate the California Piggy primitive for MOST HEARTLESS, INSENSITIVE PRIMITIVE OF THE YEAR.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:25:21 PM
Hmmmm.

Too bad this campfire's from 2008; otherwise, I'd nominate the California Piggy primitive for MOST HEARTLESS, INSENSITIVE PRIMITIVE OF THE YEAR.

She's the same old broad, just probably realized what NOT to post. People who've met her in person have had some pretty nasty things to say about her. Pretty much equals the homeless thread. That is WHO SHE IS.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:28:04 PM
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Skittles  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:15 AM
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45. you're being very honest so I will be too
   
I think you need to do some real soul-searching - I do. Of course I don't think you're a BAD person but definitely you need to ask yourself why you try to help all kinds of anonymous people online with encouraging words and advice but are "embarrassed to know" and "wish would vanish" someone YOU USED TO KNOW who really, desperately needs help.

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SammyWinstonJack  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 09:42 AM
Response to Reply #45

54. Well said!

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:56 PM
Response to Reply #50

166. This whole thread is disturbing to me.
   
Tells me a lot about people I once had some respect for.

Really disgusting.

Well, the campfire's about six miles long, and so I'll quit here.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 10, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT! This was before I knew how she really was. I was fooled myself.  :thatsright:

Aw-w-w-w!

And you gave her a hug too. How sweet.

 :rotf: :tongue:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:31:23 PM
Aw-w-w-w!

And you gave her a hug too. How sweet.

 :rotf: :tongue:


Where is the throwing up smilie?   :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:31:42 PM
Oh excresence.

I can't pull myself away from this campfire.

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BellaLuna  (184 posts) Wed Jun-25-08 01:20 PM
Response to Original message
80. So her situation was about YOU?
   
YOU were uncomfortable? Wow. Liberals in name only that when confronted with the hardships we fight to prevent in this country - don't want to deal with it are a big part of this country's problems.

Reminds me of a friend who was a big time protester about just about everything. Then the day came when forced busing of his kid hit his doorstep - all of a sudden all that stuff shouldn't apply to him but to others. It's ok to give lip service but it's time to put up or shut up he showed what a wimp he really was.

While I respect your honesty to admit that - you really need to ask yourself why you felt ashamed and why your first reaction wasn't to make her feel welcome and tend to her needs.

Also, you're not alone. If you were, we still wouldn't have all the problems we do in this country.

I'm sure I'll get flamed for being so blunt, but if a repuke did this everyone would be all over them for being heartless.

Look inside your soul Peggy and face what made you feel that way.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Oh excresence.

I can't pull myself away from this campfire.


LOL!! It was a good one! I didn't know it at the time, but as I got more info on her, well it was like  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:33:37 PM
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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 03:08 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE; #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #103
128. I love all these responses castigating Peggy for lacking compassion
   
WHILE you show no compassion for Peggy.

:BOOM: There goes another Irony Meter.

This one needs to stand alone.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:34:38 PM
LOL!! It was a good one! I didn't know it at the time, but as I got more info on her, well it was like  :thatsright:

I can't tell you, madam, how good this campfire is.

I'm definitely going to keep it in mind for when we vote on the Top 10 primitives in late November.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Thor on July 10, 2010, 08:35:11 PM

Where is the throwing up smilie?   :-)

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Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:37:05 PM
Another stand-aloneworthy primtiive comment:

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:34 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #80
89. I won't flame you for being blunt. I'll flame you for being a bonehead and a bad reader. Jesus Christ on a trailer hitch.

Peggy shared what she felt in the situation. What is it about that that elicits judgment from YOU? I'm glad it was Peggy in that situation and not you -- you can't seem to handle reading about emotional discomfort. Who knows what YOU would have done presented with a much more immediate and much more distressing situation.

Who died and made you Freud? How dare you question someone else's feelings? Entitlement on skates. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
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SammyWinstonJack  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:44 PM
Original message

Someone is a bonehead and it isn't Bellaluna.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:47 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Original message

100. Okay, extend that to both of you then.
   
And I say that as a long time advocate for the homeless and as someone who has had to deal with a homeless family member.

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redqueen  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:52 PM
Response to Reply #100

108. I've been homeless myself...
   
and *I* don't get where all the preachy BS is coming from.

Believing your own hype / holier-than-thou crap - THAT is liberals' biggest weakness. IMO.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:58 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #108

113. What the f#ck is the matter with people.
   
Okay -- I really don't want to know.

I'm not even halfway through this roaring campfire yet; I'm still looking to see if the Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard, the bobbling primitive, shows up at it.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 08:46:38 PM
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:puke: ??


Thanks! Totally appropriate for my response to CP in that thread. ICK!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 08:47:36 PM
I wonder how large Beth's ignore list is by now. :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:48:57 PM
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HEyHEY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:44 PM
Response to Reply #93

96. She feels bad, she'll feel better if she find her and says
   
"Sorry for being all wierd the other night...etc"

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:46 PM
DOUG'S REALLY STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #96

99. That's for Peggy to decide, isn't it?

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HEyHEY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 03:00 PM
Response to Reply #99

118. Yes it is. I was making a suggestion, we're allowed to do that.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 03:05 PM
DOUG'S REALLY REALLY STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #118

123. Well, I need to take my own f#cking advice, don't I, HEyHEY?

No Nemesis yet.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 10, 2010, 08:49:03 PM
Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471


And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT! This was before I knew how she really was. I was fooled myself.  :thatsright:

I have never seen this thread before ! Frankly, It's pure gold - Less for its comedy but for how it strips CalPeg bare...
...well, that was a bad choice of words.... I need to dig that image out of my head with the VRWC MindSpork..

Lobotomy... Is such a lonely word.. everyone is so unglued... etc.etc.  
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:51:46 PM
The late red round one's mentioned, predictably by:

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 04:46 PM
DOUG'S REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #152

155. I'm put in mind of another Bella who decided, right here in the Lounge, to visit Andy in Baltimore just to make sure the donation she didn't give wasn't a rip off.

May be just me and my memory.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 08:56:46 PM
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ismnotwasm  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #132

253. It's my experience
   
That more people feel this way and pretend not to, than do this very public soul searching. Moral hypocrites are everywhere and especially difficult to identify on-line.

When confronted as the OP was with feelings obviously UNACCEPTABLE to her personally, she used a familiar, comfortable medium to vent them out. It takes guts to do that. I don't feel ripping her apart is productive or necessary.

A better response would have been to look up and post local shelters or food banks in a appropriate, courteous manner, share a personal experience where you helped someone in need, share an experience where you felt something similar to the OP and how you coped with it.

I can be rude as hell too, it's a lot easier than thinking things out. With a knee jerk reaction like that, you're part of the problem not the solution.

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HEyHEY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 06:11 PM
Response to Reply #253

262. Wasn't a knee jerk reaction
   
It was a suggestion.

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Sheets of Easter  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:46 PM
Response to Reply #118

154. Bingo. If she can vent her spleen on a message board, she can expect advice as well.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 04:48 PM
DOUG'S REALLY.....REALLY.....REALLY.....REALLY.....REALLY STUPID EX-WIFE
Response to Reply #154

157. Do you even know what "spleen" means?

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Sheets of Easter  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:52 PM
Response to Reply #157

160. LOL right back at you.
   
The spleen is an organ found in all vertebrate animals<1>. In humans, the spleen is located in the abdomen of the body, where it functions in the destruction of redundant red blood cells and holds a reservoir of blood. It is regarded as one of the centers of activity of the reticuloendothelial system (part of the immune system). It is increasingly recognized that its absence leads to a predisposition to certain infections.<2>

"In modern English, "to vent one's spleen" means to vent one's anger"

Perhaps it's not anger she is venting, but it is venting nonetheless.

And you'll have to do a lot better if you're trying to condescend me

No Nemesis yet.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 10, 2010, 08:57:36 PM
Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471

And I see my comment in that thread. I want to puke. Always trying to be nice. Totally wish I could take that comment back and again tell her to SUCK IT! This was before I knew how she really was. I was fooled myself.  :thatsright:

WTF? she says this:

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I want to help the homeless, but I don't want them in my life...

Just shoot me now, OK?

and so far as I'm reading no 1 has called her on her hypocrisy?

This is typical Progressive feelings, they expect everyone to dig into their pockets yet they refused to do so on their own.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Carl on July 10, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
The left saying out loud what they wrongly accuse us of.

They hate and hate and hate...it is all they have.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 10, 2010, 09:02:10 PM
It was a good one. Again, I want to puke at my comment in that thread. If only I knew then....


Here is the fork thread! It is a good one. This was just when I was getting my clue about her. I normally couldn't care less what someone spends their own money on, but realizing how she was, well, it was fun!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8887299

Oh UGH! I spent $10 at Bed Bath and Beyond for an entire set, and when we needed extras we went to the dollar store 4 for a $1.00, and this person expects me to take care of the Progressives who refuse to work and take care of themselves?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:07:27 PM
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Forkboy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 01:46 PM
THE FORKED PRIMITIVE, WHO DOESN'T KNOW EXCRESENCE ABOUT SPORTS
Response to Original message

84. Understandable perhaps, but wrong.
   
Sorry, I know you're a nice person, but that's shitty.

I want to help the homeless, but I don't want them in my life...

Yuck.

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Forkboy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 02:55 PM
THE FORKED PRIMITIVE, WHO DOESN'T KNOW EXCRESENSCE ABOUT SPORTS
Response to Reply #98

111. She was honest in expressing her feelings to us. That doesn't make those feelings correct.
   
Honesty isn't an absolute. Many people honestly believe in God. Many people honestly don't believe in God. Many people honestly don't know. Which one is correct?

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CaliforniaPeggy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:44 PM
THE CALIFORNIA PIGGY PRIMITIVE, #10 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Original message

97. I want to thank all of you for your responses.
   
I am not going to answer each one, unlike my usual habit.

I have done some soul-searching, and I believe I have a much better understanding now of why I behaved the way I did last night.

I called my daughter, but didn't reach her. I will eventually get to talk to her, and see what she knows.

If I encounter the homeless lady again, you can be sure my response will be different...

Thank you all for helping me understand myself.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 02:51 PM
DOUG'S REALLY.....OH FORGET IT.....STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #97
105. Peggy, listen to this. When my Doug went homeless
   
he had a black book with about 500 phone numbers of friends and associates in this city.

None of those numbers were called and none called to check on him.

A year went by and it's a good thing he was too broke to kill himself with crack or he'd be dead.

But, once a couple of us got the ball rolling, there were so many people who learned from what had happened and who are today more understanding of themselves and of others for that scary episode.

We have to learn somehow, lol. We don't come with handbooks for ourselves or for others.

I love you to death, Peggy. Thanks for being really real.

Still no Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard yet, the bobbling primitive.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 09:11:41 PM
Still no Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard yet, the bobbling primitive.

Was she a member then? I have to say I didn't know much about that poster until I came here. I now recall some people making fun (if you will) of her similar to how y'all do here. The whole being homeless but never missing a beat on DU thingy. I am not sure if I ever interacted with her, but I wonder if she was at DU at that time. IF she was, she must have missed that thread. I wonder if she'd be all over CP or sympathize like so many did in that thread (me kind of included :cringe:).
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
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Genevieve  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:11 PM
Response to Original message

134. The feelings you have towards the homeless are harsh, to say the least.
   
"I wanted her to vanish. I felt embarrassed to know her. I wanted to drop through the floor. I don't want them in my life."

You should do what I do - volunteer work once a week in a homeless shelter....May help relieving some of those feelings of repulsion you carry towards the unfortunate.

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Bucky  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 04:37 PM
Response to Original message

141. You are a bad person, based solely on your emotional responses
   
Seriously, change the name of the OP from "CaliforniaPeggy" to "Friend_o'_Peg". What would you say to this hypothetical DUer? Sump'n like...

1. You can't get upset with yourself for having an emotional reaction--those are by definition irrational.

2. There's a very good chance that part of your brain was reminding you to draw an appropriate boundary with a socially challenged person.

3. The fact that you felt bad about wanting to get rid of them speaks well to your character. Your gut instinct was as strong toward not rejecting their needs as it was to not letting someone into you home who might distract from the purpose of your meeting.

Here in Houston I've worked with the homeless and with socially challenged people. It's never easy and it makes sense that you might not want to tackle the issue in the middle of a social gathering. I'm also guessing that you gave yourself permission to to feel that way because you knew there were others at the gathering who could offer the more direct support you might have wanted to give this poor woman.

Of course not having a homeless shelter nearby does present a logistical problem. I suggest in the future applying the "drunk on the floor" litmus test for how far to go in helping people. If someone passes out drunk on the ground, you shouldn't pick them up off the ground, because that makes it harder for them to get the help they need. But it is humane to put a blanket over them to keep them warm.

In this case that might mean buying someone a cab for that 15 mile trip to the shelter (or driving them yourself) instead of offering your home to someone who has trouble with competently living independently.

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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:47 PM
Response to Reply #147

156. Interesting that you posted that.
   
The neighbor I was referencing upthread ran a pretty good con game with our neighborhood for a while. No Christmas presents because there wasn't any money, very little food for the kids, you get the drift.

So, a bunch of us chipped in and put gifts and giftcards in the mailbox and on the porch so that the children could have a Christmas.

A few years later, marriage broke up and dad paid $345,000 for a house....CASH.

It certainly left me a bit jaded for a bit. The $150 Target gift card I bought them could have gone to someone who truly needed it.

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Zavulon  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 04:58 PM
Response to Reply #156

170. The aforementioned bank manager wrote down the balances of the first ten homeless people to walk into her bank the day after she first told this to us. The LOWEST balance was $42,000 and change. That's about ten times what's in my checking account. Imagine how I'd be doing if I didn't pay any income taxes. Two of them had over $100K.

I will never again give money to people who beg for a living. I might be bypassing some truly needy types, but I have no way of knowing anymore and I absolutely refuse to run the risk of helping these conmen assholes.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:02 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #170

175. I'm sorry but that story is completely unbelievable.

I dunno.

It sounds more credible than some of the whoppers Doug's ex-wife tells.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:15:41 PM
Was she a member then? I have to say I didn't know much about that poster until I came here. I now recall some people making fun (if you will) of her similar to how y'all do here. The whole being homeless but never missing a beat on DU thingy. I am not sure if I ever interacted with her, but I wonder if she was at DU at that time. IF she was, she must have missed that thread.

The Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard's been around a very long time.

I still can't find her at this campfire, though.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:17:29 PM
My mother signed up for a cooking class at a local community college.  She's been cooking all her life and has worked in resorts and hotels in France and Englad, so she's no beginner when it comes to whipping up some tasty food.  The class she's in serves their food to the homeless instead of tossing it out at the end of the day.  They have a set theme every week that they use... some days it's Mexican, some days it's home-style cooking.  Those men eat pretty well.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:18:34 PM
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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:05 PM
Response to Reply #177

183. How else can someone take, "I don't want them in my life."
   
Disturbing. Sad. Against everything I stand for as democratic.

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Midlodemocrat  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:07 PM
Response to Reply #183

185. I think what she meant was it's upsetting for her. She's not indicating that she doesn't care about the homeless, but more that there is a very primal reaction for her and it's upsetting.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #185

189. Then she needs counseling from someone equipped to deal with her prejudices...
   
if she doesn't want honest reactions from DUers.

The California piggy primitive needs counseling for a Hell of a lot more than just her selfish insensitivity.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:21:01 PM
The Nemesis of the Bostonian Drunkard's been around a very long time.

I still can't find her at this campfire, though.

She's not there.  Sorry to ruin your fun. :p
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:25:16 PM
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PeaceNikki  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:17 PM
NOT THE NIKKI PRIMITIVE WHO WENT TO THE ULMIC GLEN
Response to Reply #198

200. And that's disturbing and sad. And not compassionate.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:20 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #200

203. Well, people's real emotions are all of those things.
   
You weren't in the room with that lady. What's your excuse for showing no compassion to Peggy?

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PeaceNikki  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:23 PM
NOT THE NIKKI PRIMITIVE WHO WENT TO THE ULMIC GLEN
Response to Reply #203

210. Compassion cuz she had to face her ****ed up feelings?

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:25 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #210

215. Excuse me? What is harder to face than something in yourself that you don't like or that disturbs you?

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PeaceNikki  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:26 PM
NOT THE NIKKI PRIMITIVE WHO WENT TO THE ULMIC GLEN
Response to Reply #215

219. Hearing the truth... that it's sad and disgusting?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 09:25:23 PM
She's not there.  Sorry to ruin your fun. :p

She must have been off being homeless that night!!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:26:15 PM
She's not there.  Sorry to ruin your fun. :p

Well, dammit, Chris, sir, you could've told me earlier, before I got 95% of my way through the campfire.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:26:50 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't think to check it earlier.  I know your eyes could use the rest. :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:27:29 PM
She must have been off being homeless that night!!

Someone forgot to give her a laptop.  I wonder if this was pre-homeless, since she refuses to answer that question.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:32:35 PM
Oh Hades.

I'm not even 95% of the way through; more like 88% of the way.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #181

186. "I wanted her to vanish...I want to help the homeless, but I don't want them in my life"
   
There is something wrong when someone who considers him or herself a Democrat holds those views.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:12 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #186

192. Consider that people have reactions that are different from responses.
   
Reactions happen to us, and Peggy was honest about hers.

Responses are different. They are the actions we think through.

I've had the same reaction to my own mother when she wss drunk and ugly. And that wasn't wrong, it was just there. My response to her after thought and checking in with good friends who didn't judge me -- that was something else again.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:15 PM
Response to Reply #192

197. Oh, baloney.
   
She posted at DU about her "reactions." Those reactions warrant appropriate reaction. My reaction was appropriate...and probably shared by others who want to say what I said, but are afraid to, because of the persona that CalPeggy puts forth on DU.

Some "reactions" deserve to be judged. Saying that one wishes a homeless person to disappear, that they don't want homeless people in their lives, is a reaction that deserved my response. And I was much more diplomatic in my response than what I would have said, had I posted as my initial inclination directed me.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:18 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #197

201. When you bring only your own reaction to someone else's reaction
   
what are you doing, exactly?

When you bring your judgment to someone's reaction, what are you doing?

Am I now supposed to praise you for being reactive and judgmental? You also had the choice to be receptive, reflective, compassionate and thoughtful.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:21 PM
Response to Reply #201

207. It's this simple. Person A posted her thoughts about an impoverished person.
   
Person B thought that Person A's thoughts were offensive.

Make it what you like, spin the semantics. Doesn't change the fact that a supposed DEMOCRAT wrote the OP, and another DEMOCRAT found the OP to be offensive.

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EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:24 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #207

211. Nope. You are totallizing emotion with thinking. That's not semantics.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:26 PM
Response to Reply #211

216. No I'm not.
   
You're defending someone based on who she is, not what she posted.

Did you even see the irony of her signature line?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:35:01 PM
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skygazer  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #181

188. I don't think it came from that
   
I think it came from "I wanted her to vanish... I felt embarrassed to know her... I wanted to drop through the floor..."

and especially, "I want to help the homeless, but I don't want them in my life..."

I love CalPeg as much as anyone in the Lounge and I admire her for admitting her feelings in this situation - that took guts and introspection.

But she did indeed pretty much say, let them eat cake with that last line.

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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:10 PM
Response to Reply #188

190. Thank you.
   
That's exactly what LITERALLY turned my stomach.

That last line.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:35:14 PM
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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:08 PM
Response to Reply #181

186. "I wanted her to vanish...I want to help the homeless, but I don't want them in my life"
   
There is something wrong when someone who considers him or herself a Democrat holds those views.

Bullshit.  You're all liars and phonies.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:38:26 PM
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Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:22 PM
Response to Reply #205

208. Like someone above said, if Radio_Lady had posted the OP...
   
she'd been cyber-drawn-and-quartered.

People are excusing this not because of what it is, but because of who posted it.

Bingo.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 10, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
Was she a member then? I have to say I didn't know much about that poster until I came here. I now recall some people making fun (if you will) of her similar to how y'all do here. The whole being homeless but never missing a beat on DU thingy. I am not sure if I ever interacted with her, but I wonder if she was at DU at that time. IF she was, she must have missed that thread. I wonder if she'd be all over CP or sympathize like so many did in that thread (me kind of included :cringe:).

She posted in that thread, let me look for her response, it's totally different from how she sounds today.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:42:43 PM
Quote
Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:25 PM
Response to Original message

213. Peggy, you might want to change your signature line.

Quote
EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:28 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #213

224. What an incredibly creepy thing to say.

Quote
Maddy McCall  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #224

227. Nope. Incredibly honest.
   
The irony must have scalped you.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 10, 2010, 09:44:18 PM
The end; there's a LOT MORE than what I quoted here.

Quote
greatauntoftriplets  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Jun-25-08 06:30 PM
Response to Original message

270. Locking.
   
This has turned into a flamefest.

greatauntoftriplets
DU Moderator

Damn, that's a great campfire.

Again, thanks to soleil here to directed me to it.

I wonder how we all missed this two years ago.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 10, 2010, 09:45:05 PM
Sorry, Bobbo didn't post, someone who has the same Avatar posted and I thought it was her without looking at the name.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:45:50 PM
She posted in that thread, let me look for her response, it's totally different from how she sounds today.
:confused: I did a search with her username and found nothing.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 10, 2010, 09:47:23 PM
:confused: I did a search with her username and found nothing.

LOL, look up ^, I got Bobbo confused with someone who has the same Avatar that she has.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Chris_ on July 10, 2010, 09:48:37 PM
Yeah, I was a little late.  Sorry.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 10, 2010, 10:23:03 PM
The end; there's a LOT MORE than what I quoted here.

Damn, that's a great campfire.

Again, thanks to soleil here to directed me to it.

I wonder how we all missed this two years ago.

It was a good one. Glad I could provide a little of entertainment on the, lol, Poet's behalf!!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2010, 08:17:38 AM
It was a good one. Glad I could provide a little of entertainment on the, lol, Poet's behalf!!

One thing I got out of all of this was further confirmation of a suspicion I've had ever since I got to know Doug's stupid ex-wife, at the time the "sfexpat2000" primitive.

Doug's stupid ex-wife is definitely a cultist of the personality.

It doesn't matter what one does, it doesn't matter what one says.

All that matters is who one is.

As Maddy McCall pointed out at this campfire, if it had been some primitive Doug's ex-wife didn't like, Doug's ex-wife would've skewered the primitive for having such sentiments.

But, because it was the California piggy primitive, and because Doug's ex-wife likes the California piggy primitive, the sentiments were okay.

Ah, Beth.

By the way, I've looked all over Skins's island and notice an absence.  This past week was the fifth anniversary of the death of the late red round one, and on previous anniversaries, there had been campfires burning in his memory, a reunion of the Andyites (many of whom no longer hang around Skins's island, or if they do, only rarely).

But this year, none.

Alas! for the late red round one! Alas! Forgotten already! Alas!

One wonders what's up with that.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 11, 2010, 02:17:15 PM
One thing I got out of all of this was further confirmation of a suspicion I've had ever since I got to know Doug's stupid ex-wife, at the time the "sfexpat2000" primitive.

Doug's stupid ex-wife is definitely a cultist of the personality.

It doesn't matter what one does, it doesn't matter what one says.

All that matters is who one is.

As Maddy McCall pointed out at this campfire, if it had been some primitive Doug's ex-wife didn't like, Doug's ex-wife would've skewered the primitive for having such sentiments.

But, because it was the California piggy primitive, and because Doug's ex-wife likes the California piggy primitive, the sentiments were okay.

Ah, Beth.

By the way, I've looked all over Skins's island and notice an absence.  This past week was the fifth anniversary of the death of the late red round one, and on previous anniversaries, there had been campfires burning in his memory, a reunion of the Andyites (many of whom no longer hang around Skins's island, or if they do, only rarely).

But this year, none.

Alas! for the late red round one! Alas! Forgotten already! Alas!

One wonders what's up with that.

I bet, like you said, many of those old timers are gone now.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 11, 2010, 04:15:56 PM
To copyright this...material (which, technically it is) is literally the stupidest thing I have even seen done. I could write a real poem, and have someone send it over to this lunatic, but I haven't the strength at the moment. I aced Creative Writing in high school.

You are an insult to anyone, and everyone who writes ANYTHING, Piggy.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: chitownchica on July 11, 2010, 09:19:30 PM
Good find Soleil. The CPig primitive is truly disgusting, as is Beth Ferarri.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 11, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
Good find Soleil. The CPig primitive is truly disgusting, as is Beth Ferarri.

Aren't they, though?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: chitownchica on July 11, 2010, 09:28:05 PM
Aren't they, though?

Yes- very.  I get a big kick out of how it's always the conservatives who hate the homeless, don't want to share, kick puppies on the street, etc.  Then one of them publishes something like this and people like stupid Beth come up with excuses. Utterly disgusting.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2010, 08:01:16 AM
Quote
EFerrari  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Wed Jun-25-08 05:24 PM
DOUG'S STUPID EX-WIFE, #03 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Response to Reply #207

211. Nope. You are totallizing emotion with thinking. That's not semantics.

This, to me, is an outstanding stupid-post-that-stands-alone.  It made me LOL. 
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 12, 2010, 08:23:39 AM
This, to me, is an outstanding stupid-post-that-stands-alone.  It made me LOL. 

Yeah, I just re-read that post several times.  I still don't understand WTF Beth meant.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 12, 2010, 03:50:48 PM
Not only that, she saw a friend from waaaay back when who was homeless. She doesn't want homeless people in her life. She says so herself. DISGUSTING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7863471

Oh dear Lord...

Quote
The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-25-08 01:15 AM
Response to Original message
11. My Dear Peggy
The only words of advice I can give you is to use your own ability at poetry to write about this.

I cannot judge you on this or understand what it is you know about it all, but knowing you I believe you could turn this into something positive for both yourself and this person through your insightful poems.

Give me a few and a few more drinks and even I might write a poem about it

You are a good woman Peggy, one that I admire, and I trust you here.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I preach courtesy

Acceptance, Understanding

I do not follow.

**** you bums

Icky
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What a disgusting woman.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Karin on July 12, 2010, 03:55:52 PM
Quote
CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-12-10 12:02 AM
Original message
A Love Poem....for my Husband.....I Rise 
 from my bed and glory lies
at my feet
tiny flowers spring
as I walk

joy covers me
from mouth to
toes

I will know this bliss
forever

such completion is rare
beyond joy
beyond hope

the future
is why we live
why we love

the skies are gray
the sun shines
inside
me

it pulses my
heart
amplifies me

forever
with you


© 2010 MLC
 

Pretty boring.  Tiny flowers spring as I walk?    :bouncy:   Bliss..completion....pulsing.  At least she doesn't talk about bewbeez. 
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 12, 2010, 05:57:34 PM
Pretty boring.  Tiny flowers spring as I walk?    :bouncy:   Bliss..completion....pulsing.  At least she doesn't talk about bewbeez. 

It means even more since she tried to cheat on him with another DUer. So lovely.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 12, 2010, 06:12:24 PM
^ She WHAT?!?

Tell me you're joking. Please....I need to hear those two words.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 12, 2010, 06:15:47 PM
^ She WHAT?!?

Tell me you're joking. Please....I need to hear those two words.

I thought it was common knowledge. I will not reveal the guy, someone else will I am sure. I'd like him to keep any dignity he may have. But yes, I do believe it to be true. Of course, it is just hearsay, but it is pretty good hearsay.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 12, 2010, 06:58:36 PM

I preach courtesy

Acceptance, Understanding

I do not follow.

**** you bums

Icky


:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 12, 2010, 07:03:12 PM
And that's my first imitation poem of her too. Many thanks, Saint. :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Karin on July 13, 2010, 07:21:01 AM
I don't think that's common knowledge, Soleil.  At least I didn't know it.  Gad. 
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 08:20:39 AM
A Love Poem For My Husband

Dark hair
flecks of gray
mustache and goatee

Tanned body
just the right amount of muscles
great legs
manly

Damn you're hot!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 13, 2010, 09:28:51 AM
A Love Poem For My Husband

Dark hair (greasy formula 44 works)
flecks of gray (but not on all hairs)
mustache and goatee (hasn't shaved in a week)

Tanned body (the age spots are growing together)
just the right amount of muscles (god I hope his gut doesn't get any bigger)
great legs (must be to carry all that weight)
manly (HAW)

Damn you're hot! (He's sweating on the sofa again...need to buy plastic cover)

If my wife wrote that poem, that's probably what she'd be thinking.... :rotf:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: BEG on July 13, 2010, 09:35:04 AM
I can't picture any DUer describing their husband as manly, except for Soleil.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 10:47:45 AM
If my wife wrote that poem, that's probably what she'd be thinking.... :rotf:

:lmao:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Karin on July 13, 2010, 11:50:35 AM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 13, 2010, 12:14:40 PM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt.

I love the legs and absolutely love the mustache and goatee, and now the tan face and arms, marone!!!!!!!! I need a wet cloth LOL.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 13, 2010, 12:33:20 PM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

Was it a poll, like a test to tell which was which?

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 13, 2010, 04:34:47 PM

A Love Poem....for my Dog.....Fruit Flies 
circle the kitchen and rover lies
at my feet
tiny odors spring
form the carpet

fleas cover me
from mouth to
toes

they taste tangy
like 9 volt batteries

the socks on his feet
protect me
from scratches

rover knows
some special tricks
not learned

in obedience school
his love is deep
inside
me

rover
drags his ass
across the carpet

then
passes out


© 2010 M.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 13, 2010, 06:43:52 PM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

I noticed that too.

Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 14, 2010, 09:27:34 PM
Grind Yourself
  
 where do I go
how do I do that

am I alone
on the dance floor

will anyone
grind me

I’m someone
after all
My tender parts, all in place
well, maybe not my breasts, as they slap my knees in time
right now
I’m so aroused
I need to find a pole to grind against

just how do you go about

grinding someone

when they run

away




© 2010 M.



 :naughty: :hyper: :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 14, 2010, 10:15:21 PM
I like great legs on guys too, Ballygrl!

Hippywife posted a pic of her hubby's legs standing next to a chicken.  Not hawt. 

Shoot! I missed that - do you remember where it was posted?  Not the cooking forum, for certain.    :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: chitownchica on July 14, 2010, 10:22:49 PM
A tribute to my two cats

two cats- two personalities
one I love
one I don't love as much

The older one is a beauty
norwegian forest cat I hear
green eyes
lots of fur
hates for me to brush her
won't let me cut her nails
pees outside the box
poops sometimes too
I forgive her because she's an old lady
will be 15 in Oct.
She did this when she was younger and I wasn't so forgiving
Internally I wanted to kick her, but I'm too nice
Plus, she's sweet

Second cat
showed up on my back patio in Dallas
too cold outside for her,but nothing compared to Chicago
got in trouble with apt manager for setting up shelter (how heartless)
took her in
what a mistake- she hated my other cat and lived on top of fridge for a few days
never pees or poops outside box
still not as sweet as first cat
she loves and hates- all within span of two minutes

Mom begged me not to be crazy cat lady
should've listened

not sure how to put copywrite on this online
please do not copy w/o permission or attribution to poet - Chica

Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 14, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
Shoot! I missed that - do you remember where it was posted?  Not the cooking forum, for certain.    :-)

I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: chitownchica on July 14, 2010, 10:49:22 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.


I can't wait to hear the latest installment Frank.  Love your stories.  :cheerleader2:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Karin on July 15, 2010, 07:20:38 AM
J Lo, if you look in the thread here, "Mrs. Alfred Packer gets a new dog," and follow the link to the DUmp, the pic is there. 

Quote
please do not copy w/o permission or attribution first sending royalties to poet - Chica
:-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: chitownchica on July 15, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
please do not copy w/o permission or attribution first sending royalties to poet - Chica

Hahaha- yes ma'am! I'll send my paypal to all interested parties :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 15, 2010, 09:46:38 PM
J Lo, if you look in the thread here, "Mrs. Alfred Packer gets a new dog," and follow the link to the DUmp, the pic is there. 
 :-)

Thanks Karin - now I remember - I did see that.  Man, those pants are just so ugly.  Peddle pushers for men.  Ugh! 

Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 15, 2010, 09:53:54 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.


Thanks - I got it now.  That pic of the peddle-pusher wearing legs look quite young to me.  I though HP was in her 40's or so.  ???  I wonder if if it's someone else in the pic besides Bill?  Maybe it's the UPS man, eh?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 16, 2010, 05:01:19 AM
Thanks - I got it now.  That pic of the peddle-pusher wearing legs look quite young to me.  I though HP was in her 40's or so.  ???  I wonder if if it's someone else in the pic besides Bill?  Maybe it's the UPS man, eh?

The "cute" FedEx man mysteriously disappeared after Mrs. Alfred Packer salivated over him.

He was last seen driving down a narrow one-lane country road, and behind some bushes alongside were waiting Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with both eyes on the same side of his nose.

About the time the sheriff found the missing vehicle, absent its driver, Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with no neck--and Mrs, Alfred Packer herself--were shish-kabobbing nearby.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: PatriotGame on July 16, 2010, 05:48:19 AM
Quote
The "cute" FedEx man mysteriously disappeared after Mrs. Alfred Packer salivated over him.

He was last seen driving down a narrow one-lane country road, and behind some bushes alongside were waiting Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with both eyes on the same side of his nose.

About the time the sheriff found the missing vehicle, absent its driver, Wild Bill and his brothers, including the brother with no neck--and Mrs, Alfred Packer herself--were shish-kabobbing nearby.
Oh good gawd!
Now that is some funny stuff right there!
STOLEN!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: asdf2231 on July 16, 2010, 05:27:34 PM
A Love Poem....for my Dog.....Fruit Flies 
circle the kitchen and rover lies
at my feet
tiny odors spring
form the carpet

fleas cover me
from mouth to
toes

they taste tangy
like 9 volt batteries

the socks on his feet
protect me
from scratches

rover knows
some special tricks
not learned

in obedience school
his love is deep
inside
me

rover
drags his ass
across the carpet

then
passes out


© 2010 M.

This is made of pure 100% prime grade a WIN.

Angels weep at your eloquence my friend. You should be memorialized with a sexual position so that you would always take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there someone was hitting it "Miskie Style".
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:35:44 PM
The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

 SCOLD THIS :bird:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Randy on July 16, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
Moved to the Lounge already  :rotf: :rotf:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9434387
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 05:50:48 PM
Moved to the Lounge already  :rotf: :rotf:

Just saw that  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: *takes a breath*  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 16, 2010, 05:55:00 PM
This is made of pure 100% prime grade a WIN.

Angels weep at your eloquence my friend. You should be memorialized with a sexual position so that you would always take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there someone was hitting it "Miskie Style".

Your kind words are as awesome as they are disturbing - a rare and delightful combination !  


The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

 SCOLD THIS :bird:

I just read that poem.. CalPeg must be a fan of my satire because this poem is just way too easy to ignore..  :rotf:  -- And to any lurking primitives - Feel free to blame soleil - because I would not have seen this without her help...    :tongue: :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 16, 2010, 06:06:11 PM
My Sexual Poem: Anal   
      

strap on
ball gag
leather, chains,
Anal Ease

bars in the window
no sunlight
no sounds
no
escaping
me



fetid dark hole
rancid odor
cockroach in a filthy
corner- i'm
penetrating

no prying eyes see

bound, naked
prostrate figure
writhes

in my basement
no one can hear him

scream

no matter how much
he wants them
to



© 2010 M.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 07:34:52 PM
The lastest, greatest. She is getting brave and putting them in GD now.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8761320

I might get scolded again for talking about her over here!  :lmao: And yes, I totally got scolded.  :rotf: :lmao:

SCOLD THIS :bird:

OMG at being moved :lmao:

and :bird: to whoever scolded Soleil!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Ballygrl on July 16, 2010, 07:36:10 PM
About this poem now, is Peg aware of how well the prisoners at Gitmo are actually treated?
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 16, 2010, 07:59:59 PM
About this poem now, is Peg aware of how well the prisoners at Gitmo are actually treated?

Actual truth doesn't matter - the story that plays best to the moonbats is the story that becomes true for them.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 08:49:25 PM
OMG at being moved :lmao:

and :bird: to whoever scolded Soleil!

The scolding was from CP herself. Soon, I will post it for you all! It is great!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 16, 2010, 08:50:17 PM
Your kind words are as awesome as they are disturbing - a rare and delightful combination !  


I just read that poem.. CalPeg must be a fan of my satire because this poem is just way too easy to ignore..  :rotf:  -- And to any lurking primitives - Feel free to blame soleil - because I would not have seen this without her help...    :tongue: :-)

This is blame I am happy to take!!!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 16, 2010, 09:04:16 PM
Quote from: CaliforniaPeggy
CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)          Fri Jul-16-10 07:59 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. My dear Parche!   
   Oh, no, never anal...

I tried to make it to the point, for sure!

Thanks!

(http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/hi2.gif)

 *SNORT!* :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 16, 2010, 10:41:24 PM
*SNORT!* :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:



If I ever, ever, call anyone "my dear" please just shoot me now.

(Miskie, were you ever on the radio in MN?)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: JLO on July 16, 2010, 11:18:45 PM
I brought that campfire over here; I believe it was in the "gardening" forum.  It might have been in the "rural" forum, but I think it was the "gardening" forum.

It threw me for a loop, because chickens have nothing to do with gardening.

However, while not the brightest bulb in the room, franksolich knows what's going on.

Mrs. Alfred Packer, the "hippywife" primitive, is aware franksolich is writing a sex novel about her, and constantly seeks new material to liven up the story.

So Mrs. Alfred Packer, who usually posts in her favorite forum, the "cooking and baking" forum on Skins's island, one in a while tries to escape the notice of decent and civilized people by habituating other forums instead.

I think Mrs. Alfred Packer is being silly; franksolich is a nice guy, the salt of the earth, wouldn't hurt a flea, would give the shirt off his back, blahblahblah, &c., &c., &c.

Indeed! I think she is a just a fine person, also.  Your ongoing storyline is just great - carry on, please!
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: miskie on July 17, 2010, 05:26:46 AM
If I ever, ever, call anyone "my dear" please just shoot me now.

(Miskie, were you ever on the radio in MN?)

Well, no --
However,
Years ago, when I worked for AT&T - I often got asked this question. I assumed it was because I sound like somebody ( Sadly, I don't remember who ) -- Apparently I write like I sound as well  :-)
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: PatriotGame on July 17, 2010, 05:43:02 AM
My Sexual Poem: Anal   
      

strap on
ball gag
leather, chains,
Anal Ease

bars in the window
no sunlight
no sounds
no
escaping
me



fetid dark hole
rancid odor
cockroach in a filthy
corner- i'm
penetrating

no prying eyes see

bound, naked
prostrate figure
writhes

in my basement
no one can hear him

scream

no matter how much
he wants them
to



© 2010 M.
I think I actually became less of a person from reading that - GOOD JOB!!  :-) :tongue:

Reminds me of the time I was playing with my brother's new puppy and laughing at how he was licking my lips with porno tongue...until his wife told me puppy had just finished licking his butt...
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 17, 2010, 06:13:20 AM
Haha, sick.

I had to stop reading "Anal" after about six lines. I think I heard my sould crying.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Boudicca on July 17, 2010, 07:02:11 PM
The scolding was from CP herself. Soon, I will post it for you all! It is great!

Did she begin with the nauseating "My dear soleil"?  Anyway,  :cheersmate: for getting under her skin, although only in a manner of speaking. :tongue:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: soleil on July 17, 2010, 07:13:03 PM
Did she begin with the nauseating "My dear soleil"?  Anyway,  :cheersmate: for getting under her skin, although only in a manner of speaking. :tongue:

Oh no! I quit being "my dear" long ago! And unfortunately, she has made me hate that term of endearment. Never ever ever will I say that. EVER.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Boudicca on July 18, 2010, 05:51:23 PM
Oh no! I quit being "my dear" long ago! And unfortunately, she has made me hate that term of endearment. Never ever ever will I say that. EVER.

No shit-I USED to call DH "dear" all the time.  Now, never!
I think it's hilarious the old sow is reading all of our comments over here and knashing her dentures. :rotf:
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: franksolich on July 18, 2010, 06:49:57 PM
I think it's hilarious the old sow is reading all of our comments over here and knashing her dentures.

Good.

Because the California piggy primitive needs to be alerted franksolich is sending her something in the mail.

A contract for the California piggy primitive to designate franksolich her literary agent.

I'm sure I could place her poems easily--national, international, publications--her stuff would sell like hotcakes, and my 15% commission isn't chopped liver.
Title: Re: Another bowel clencher from CalPig
Post by: Revolution on July 18, 2010, 08:54:24 PM
Read this, Piggy!


I know you care what we say.
You are the bane of existence.
Your poems are revolting, and gray,
despite your persistence.
Why you try, is beyond me.
You know if you heart, you're never gonna make it.
You're a horrid woman, whly can't you see.
So eithere shut up, or sit back, and take it.


In closing, I could write circles around you, bitch.