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Title: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Revolution on July 07, 2010, 08:58:06 AM
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jobycom  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-07-10 12:59 AM
Original message
Poll question: SHOULD Skinner ban all bacon threads?
 Edited on Wed Jul-07-10 01:01 AM by jobycom
Poll result (7 votes) 
Yes, a thread honoring a dead pig is just sad.  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
No, bacon may be more disgusting than bodily functions, but who cares?  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
Maybe, I mean, I don't get why sex threads are banned, either.  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
Shirley not, that's just what they'd expect us to do.  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
We all know bacon is just a euphamism for sex, anyway. How come Skinner doesn't know that?  (0 votes, 0%) Vote
They can have my bacon when they slice it from my cold, dead arteries.  (4 votes, 57%) Vote
If bacon threads are banned, only bands will have bacon threads.  (1 votes, 14%) Vote
Hurricane season is upon us and the damn well is still gushing like Rush Limbaugh's cysts!  (1 votes, 14%) Vote
This is another false controversy created by the corporate controlled media.  (1 votes, 14%) Vote
Oscar deserves a DU Oscar.  (0 votes, 0%)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9423659

Not sure how to get the image in there, but it was a poll voting on BACON!!! Not unusual for these guys, but a bit eye popping never the less.

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Tobin S.  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-07-10 07:50 AM
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3. Wait...bacon is a euphemism for sex???
 So there really is no such thing as bad bacon?

1. I didn't even know that and never have associated bacon with sex.

2. Yes....unfortunately, there is indeed a such thing as bad "bacon."








Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: kenth on July 07, 2010, 09:01:33 AM
My vote is that the vegan contingent will get offended at having to read the word bacon. Thread lock city.

Oh, and/or muslim sympathizers.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 07, 2010, 09:13:38 AM
Dammit, that makes me hungry....I think a BLT is in order.

I like diversity, meat and vegetables.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: jukin on July 07, 2010, 09:53:32 AM
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Tobin S.  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-07-10 07:50 AM
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3. Wait...bacon is a euphemism for sex???
 So there really is no such thing as bad bacon?

I've only heard ugly people that I can only guess would be horrible at sex say that.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: NHSparky on July 07, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
Dammit, that makes me hungry....I think a BLT is in order.

I like diversity, meat and vegetables.

Funny you should mention that--exactly what I made for dinner last night--BLT and pasta salad.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 11:20:33 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9423659

Not sure how to get the image in there, but it was a poll voting on BACON!!! Not unusual for these guys, but a bit eye popping never the less.

1. I didn't even know that and never have associated bacon with sex.

2. Yes....unfortunately, there is indeed a such thing as bad "bacon."










You never heard of "makin; bacon"? Heh!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Revolution on July 07, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
You never heard of "makin; bacon"? Heh!

Actually no. However, I am in favor of holding Skinner's head under some boiling oil for a while. See if that makes him come to his senses.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 11:41:50 AM
Actually no. However, I am in favor of holding Skinner's head under some boiling oil for a while. See if that makes him come to his senses.

Must be a generational thing. It was pretty popular when I was in school, back before the universe was fully developed!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Ballygrl on July 07, 2010, 12:25:04 PM
WOW! what powerful debate going on at DU now.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: IassaFTots on July 07, 2010, 12:28:50 PM
Must be a generational thing. It was pretty popular when I was in school, back before the universe was fully developed!

That just goes to show you how cool bacon is.  That it got here before the universe was complete.  Bacon rocks. 
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: tuolumnejim on July 07, 2010, 12:28:57 PM
So is this what the DUmp has turned into since the latest purges? Pitiful.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 12:30:32 PM
So is this what the DUmp has turned into since the latest purges? Pitiful.  :rotf:

Pretty pathetic, ain't it? Couldn't happen to a better class of people!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Revolution on July 07, 2010, 12:47:02 PM
I just really couldn't help posting this. It speaks volumes. Anybody think I should have put it in the "2010" thread instead? I thought on it for a while.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 12:55:50 PM
I just really couldn't help posting this. It speaks volumes. Anybody think I should have put it in the "2010" thread instead? I thought on it for a while.

The Mods'll figure it out. I have total faith in their judgment.

Doesn't hurt to kiss a little butt now and then, when your middle name is asshole, at least according to "Toots", my lovely bride!

Can ya tell she's reading over my shoulder?
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 07, 2010, 01:04:41 PM
Can ya tell she's reading over my shoulder?

Well, then, this is for her . . . Stay on him! :tongue: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 01:24:16 PM
Well, then, this is for her . . . Stay on him! :tongue: :evillaugh:

She don't need no help, Blue!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 07, 2010, 02:27:53 PM
She don't need no help, Blue!

Help?!?!?!?  I was offering encouragement! :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 02:55:43 PM
Help?!?!?!?  I was offering encouragement! :tongue: :fuelfire:

I know!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: PatriotGame on July 07, 2010, 02:55:44 PM
The Mods'll figure it out. I have total faith in their judgment.

Doesn't hurt to kiss a little butt now and then, when your middle name is asshole, at least according to "Toots", my lovely bride!

Can ya tell she's reading over my shoulder?
Can ya explain to Toots the virtues of "makin' bacon"?  :-) :tongue: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 07, 2010, 05:22:11 PM
Can ya explain to Toots the virtues of "makin' bacon"?  :-) :tongue: :fuelfire:

Trust me, that particular vice I have explained to her well!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well, now hat I think about it, perhaps she has taught me well! Snicker!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: PatriotGame on July 08, 2010, 06:53:49 AM
Trust me, that particular vice I have explained to her well!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well, now hat I think about it, perhaps she has taught me well! Snicker!
Well then, she should be elevated to supreme commander of the household!  :tongue: :tongue:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Randy on July 08, 2010, 07:09:28 AM
I have a better idea! 
Ban all threads except those about bacon. Change the name of the place to BaconUnderground and Skinner could completely change his life around and have a site worth owning. :II:
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 08, 2010, 12:45:27 PM
Well then, she should be elevated to supreme commander of the household!  :tongue: :tongue:

You don't think she isn't? Jeez, how long you been married? Anyone married over 10 years, at least pretends to relinquish authority to the dress. It's the only way to keep your sex life active.

I keep her car and lawn mower runnin', maintain the plumbing, electrical, etc and feed all the critters. That's my husbandly duty. Everything else is her problem. heh!

Hell, I ain't even on the bank account since my use of the debit card makes her want to commit homicide!
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: docstew on July 08, 2010, 01:22:12 PM
I have a better idea! 
Ban all threads except those about bacon. Change the name of the place to BaconUnderground and Skinner could completely change his life around and have a site worth owning. :II:

That sounds like a site I would be proud to be a member of.  Hell, it could be one of the most popular sites on the innerwebz.
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: PatriotGame on July 09, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
You don't think she isn't? Jeez, how long you been married? Anyone married over 10 years, at least pretends to relinquish authority to the dress. It's the only way to keep your sex life active.

I keep her car and lawn mower runnin', maintain the plumbing, electrical, etc and feed all the critters. That's my husbandly duty. Everything else is her problem. heh!

Hell, I ain't even on the bank account since my use of the debit card makes her want to commit homicide!
Well...I flush the toilet...when I'm not using the back deck...ain't that enough?  :-)
Title: Re: Should Skinner Ban All Bacon Threads?
Post by: Revolution on July 09, 2010, 08:53:58 PM
Don't forget to put the seat down.  :rotf: