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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Revolution on July 07, 2010, 08:29:58 AM
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Jul-06-10 09:03 PM
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Ah now we are into Rachel's story
how is life here? Rachel I can answer that question. It is hell, like every other warzone across history. Just that most people don't want to hear 'bout it.
Thanks for doing this Rachel.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8702030
Madcow went to Afghanistan? I didn't actually watch last night. I saw my cat using the litter box though, so I felt like I saw it. She's been so tip-top with here excellent reporting though, that I am now intrigued.
:sarcasm
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Here's hoping she gets some sun in her Wickedweasel G-string bikini while she's over there. I hear the taliban really likes to see a lot of female skin...and hair.... :-)
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Here's hoping she gets some sun in her Wickedweasel G-string bikini while she's over there. I hear the taliban really likes to see a lot of female skin...and hair.... :-)
Mind....bleach....!
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8702030
Madcow went to Afghanistan? I didn't actually watch last night. I saw my cat using the litter box though, so I felt like I saw it. She's been so tip-top with here excellent reporting though, that I am now intrigued.
:sarcasm
You could start a list of ways your cat reminds you of Rachel's show. Here's one, "Last night my cat coughed up a hair ball..."
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You could start a list of ways your cat reminds you of Rachel's show. Here's one, "Last night my cat coughed up a hair ball...that wasn't his/her color"
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Two days ago, my cat licked her own ass.
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Wasn't that fella also in Band of Brothers as the S2 officer?
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HAHAHA! I came back into the thread, and the first thing I see is a Friskies ad on the top of the page. Priceless. :rotf:
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Two days ago, my cat licked her own ass.
Mine licked my other cat's ass. That's about as Rachel as you can get.
Cindie
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Mine licked my other cat's ass. That's about as Rachel as you can get.
Cindie
As much as I dislike that "meme" culture, I think we have a new one. :-)
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Mine licked my other cat's ass. That's about as Rachel as you can get.
Cindie
If they were both female cats, that is . . .
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My cat brought another damn half eaten bird in the house, so I kicked it's ass outside!
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And here I thought this thread was gonna be about St. Pancake...
:popcorn:
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Actually, my kitty killed a squirrel that somehow got into our basement. I was a little grossed out when I saw it, but you should have seen her stand straight up with her chest swelling with pride. Cute, pompous little rascal.
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Actually, my kitty killed a squirrel that somehow got into our basement. I was a little grossed out when I saw it, but you should have seen her stand straight up with her chest swelling with pride. Cute, pompous little rascal.
Oh yeah!!!! Mama kitty brings critters in to present them to me like some kind of trophy! She can't understand why I won't put them on the mantle!
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Actually, my kitty killed a squirrel that somehow got into our basement. I was a little grossed out when I saw it, but you should have seen her stand straight up with her chest swelling with pride. Cute, pompous little rascal.
It's part of being a member of the kitty's tribe. She's bringing you part of her kill.
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And here I thought this thread was gonna be about St. Pancake...
:popcorn:
I did as well. Since you brought the popcorn, here ya go. :cheersmate:
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Oh yeah!!!! Mama kitty brings critters in to present them to me like some kind of trophy! She can't understand why I won't put them on the mantle!
Oreo used to do that, before she made the trip to our place. She's show up on my sister's back porch with a freshly killed, headless small rodent every morning. It's a "See what I can do for you?" thing.
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And here I thought this thread was gonna be about St. Pancake...
:popcorn:
I did as well. Since you brought the popcorn, here ya go. :cheersmate:
Well since you two brought the refreshments..........(http://www.fireblades.biz/forums/images/smilies/smiley_bulldozer.gif)
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I did as well. Since you brought the popcorn, here ya go. :cheersmate:
Well since you two brought the refreshments..........(http://www.fireblades.biz/forums/images/smilies/smiley_bulldozer.gif)
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Ok, you can have a beer. :-)
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:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
Ok, you can have a beer. :-)
Just one? Not much purpose in that, now is there?
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Just one? Not much purpose in that, now is there?
Golly. You only offer one at a time. Well, unless you are on Spring Break, Mardi Gras, etc. I think offering/drinking more than one at a time on any other occasion, would just be gauche. Don't you think?
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Golly. You only offer one at a time. Well, unless you are on Spring Break, Mardi Gras, etc. I think offering/drinking more than one at a time on any other occasion, would just be gauche. Don't you think?
Well, there's a reason you're born with two hands...
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Golly. You only offer one at a time. Well, unless you are on Spring Break, Mardi Gras, etc. I think offering/drinking more than one at a time on any other occasion, would just be gauche. Don't you think?
There's also a reason some guy invented BYOB! I prefer Johnny Walker Red, thank you very much. Nobody can drink just one!
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There's also a reason some guy invented BYOB! I prefer Johnny Walker Red, thank you very much. Nobody can drink just one!
Knew they had JW Blue and JW Black, but never heard of red. By the way, what's the difference taste wise between the three? Haven't tried either.
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Knew they had JW Blue and JW Black, but never heard of red. By the way, what's the difference taste wise between the three? Haven't tried either.
Red's the cheapest of the JW trio. If ya call 28 bucks a fifth cheap.
I really can't tell the difference other than the Black and the Blue are a little smoother going down. Not enough to warrant the higher price IMHO.
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I personally stick by Jameson. He's never done me wrong. I also kind of like UV blue/Sprite. Have to be careful with that stuff though. You can drink 4 doubles before you know it, and BAM! You're saying "What the hell happened?"
Only slurred. :lmao:
And I would never pay that for a fifth. Also pretty into Bacardi, btw.
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I personally stick by Jameson. He's never done me wrong. I also kind of like UV blue/Sprite. Have to be careful with that stuff though. You can drink 4 doubles before you know it, and BAM! You're saying "What the hell happened?"
Only slurred. :lmao:
And I would never pay that for a fifth. Also pretty into Bacardi, btw.
JW is the nectar of the Gods, IMHO! Besides, it's better on my liver than the cheap stuff, LOL!
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I think Jameson is the cheap Irish whiskey. Never tried Middleton's. They don't have it at the bar I go to. I think it's $3.50 for a shot of J.
Damn...now I'm getting a thirst.
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I think Jameson is the cheap Irish whiskey. Never tried Middleton's. They don't have it at the bar I go to. I think it's $3.50 for a shot of J.
Damn...now I'm getting a thirst.
Bushmills is a much better Irish Whiskey....imho.
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Bushmills is a much better Irish Whiskey....imho.
Hear, hear! I'm a big fan of Old Bushmill's meself. Plus there's something about that Jameson's bottle that looks like it ought to have "XXX" on the label and be sitting in front of Yosemite Sam.
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SO,
Rachael MadCow makes a splash with her nightly audience of 100,000 out of THREE HUNDRED MILLION people while turkey basting in Iraq!
Impressive...
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
Were we not just talking about The Miracle Powers of Alcohol...?
:evillaugh:
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
No, but I'd cue the office 'bat in on it . . . :evillaugh:
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
If she'd grow her hair out she wouldnt be half bad, but I would hit it just for the sake of saying i did. :-)
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Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee... Thanks alot, thread.... :lmao:
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Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee... Thanks alot, thread.... :lmao:
"One of these days Alice! One of these days..........POW, right to the moon!!!!!!!!"
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Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee... Thanks alot, thread.... :lmao:
My wife loves Glee. It can be entertaining . . .
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
Beauty is a bottle of rum and a light switch away. Yeah, probably could.
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Beauty is a bottle of rum and a light switch away. Yeah, probably could.
NOT!!! Rum gives me a bad case of the limp dick! Besides, she looks more like a boy with that haircut!
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My wife loves Glee. It can be entertaining . . .
Glee is the same sort of trainwreck entertainment that DU is - only with liberal use of Auto-Tune.
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
I'd do it if I weren't married. But first, :beer: :cheersmate: and then :hot: followed by :2ndbase: then Rachael proceeds to :jerkit: and then the act :spork: :bouncy: :hammer: and then :yawn: and then the morning after :thatsright:
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Glee is the same sort of trainwreck entertainment that DU is - only with liberal use of Auto-Tune.
Never heard of it/him/her.............Probly better that way.
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If she'd grow her hair out she wouldnt be half bad, but I would hit it just for the sake of saying i did. :-)
I may be inclined to agree, but it ain't something you can put on your resume. :evillaugh:
I'm inclined to agree with RvDU on this one.
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Rachel is a Hottie !!!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8707657)
Another DUmp thread extolling the "beauty" of Madcow, with what appears to be her senior class picture. She wasn't bad looking then, so it must be that inner bitterness that turned her ugly. Of course most of the DUmmies think she is better looking now. :mental:
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Rachel is a Hottie !!!!! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8707657)
Another DUmp thread extolling the "beauty" of Madcow, with what appears to be her senior class picture. She wasn't bad looking then, so it must be that inner bitterness that turned her ugly. Of course most of the DUmmies think she is better looking now. :mental:
*nods in agreement*
FirstTimeVoterAt37 (66 posts) Wed Jul-07-10 08:34 PM
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15. Wow
Edited on Wed Jul-07-10 08:34 PM by FirstTimeVoterAt37
VERY nice, but in all honesty she could look like a Galapagos land iguana on meth, and I'd still think she was hot just because she's so damn intelligent. That's a woman who gives GREAT mind.
Eww. Drivel? I report, YOU decide. :-)
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I'd do it if I weren't married. But first, :beer: :cheersmate: and then :hot: followed by :2ndbase: then Rachael proceeds to :jerkit: and then the act :spork: :bouncy: :hammer: and then :yawn: and then the morning after :thatsright:
Best use of smileys I have seen in a while. :hi5:
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Hottie?!? Dang, I'd have to draw the line at 'Not totally repugnant.'
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Hottie?!? Dang, I'd have to draw the line at 'Not totally repugnant.'
Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.
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Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.
Is that guy slang?
Cindie
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Is that guy slang?
Cindie
Rut Roh!
Time for me to dip out of here quick....
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Is that guy slang?
Cindie
It means you'd do her with just one bag over her head, but no need to worry about going instantly blind or dying of shock if it accidentally tore, though.
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It means you'd do her with just one bag over her head, but no need to worry about going instantly blind or dying of shock if it accidentally tore, though.
As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.
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As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.
If she's that bad, I don't think little johnnyreb would be up for going there.
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Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.
wouldn't touch her with your dick.
she'd talk at some point.
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wouldn't touch her with your dick.
she'd talk at some point.
Two words: ball gag.
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As opposed to the three bagger: one for your head, one for her head in case yours falls off, one to cover the light to make sure that you won't see anything even if the lights are turned on.
As opposed to coyote tail. That's where in the morning, you'd rather chew the arm off she's layin' on rather than wake her up before ya leave!
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Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.
Cindie
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But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.
Cindie
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:
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QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
"take one for the team?"
Does that mean putting a bullet in my head? Then yes - otherwise, no...
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Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.
Cindie
I could cut a hole in a jock and then tell her it's a strap-on, but I ain't taking the batteries on board.
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Ah, that makes sense. Well, I guess I won't mention what I thought it meant. But I think she's probably afraid of dicks unless they're plastic and require batteries.
Cindie
She probably has a high voltage Sybian to ride.
Never heard of the Sybian...until awhile back... someone advertised one for sale in the local paper.... small town + Sybian ad = a lot of juicy gossip..... :rotf: