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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 07, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
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Authorities in Wenatchee, Washington, were surprised to find that the man had managed to sneak a cigarette lighter, cigarette papers, a bag of tobacco the size of a golf-ball, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a small baggie of what was thought to be marijuana, and an inch-long smoking pipe into jail by hiding them up himself.
The man was booked into the jail last Wednesday on a disorderly conduct charge, said Chelan County Regional Justice Center administrator Phil Stanley, and nothing was discovered when he was initially strip searched. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/829679-police-astonished-by-rectal-capacity-of-prison-smuggler)
Yet another smuggler with a capacious orifice. :-)
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Holy ....crap! :o
Seriously....not only is it shocking that it would fit....but "he ain't right in the haid" to shove all that stuff up inside. I'm surprised he didn't damage or rip anything apart....
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Holy ....crap! :o
Seriously....not only is it shocking that it would fit....but "he ain't right in the haid" to shove all that stuff up inside. I'm surprised he didn't damage or rip anything apart....
One might speculate on just why he was able to crowd in so much. :o
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Well, he should, umm, 'Fit' right in with the jail population...
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Where do you get these stories? ICK!!!!
And really, it must get a work out is all I'm sayin'.
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That ain't an anus. That's a hatchback.
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That ain't an anus. That's a hatchback.
:lmao:
Specialized U-Haul....
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Well, he should, umm, 'Fit' right in with the jail population...
Well, we know he's gonna end up someone's bitch and not vice versa, don't we?
Ick. Don't people know stuff is supposed to go OUT of that orifice, not IN? :puke:
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They were really shocked when a DUmmie pulled a VW bug out!
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Yikes- reminds me of those pics on rotten.com of various things stuck up there... baby food jar and potato are the only things I can remember, but that's enough.
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Yikes- reminds me of those pics on rotten.com of various things stuck up there... baby food jar and potato are the only things I can remember, but that's enough.
This gyno I know was called into surgery to help remove a glass mustard jar from this guy's rectum. He and his wife were getting "freaky". It almost killed him. He had to have a lot of his colon removed to get the thing out. Yikes. Can't imagine why they thought that was a good idea.
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This gyno I know was called into surgery to help remove a glass mustard jar from this guy's rectum. He and his wife were getting "freaky". It almost killed him. He had to have a lot of his colon removed to get the thing out. Yikes. Can't imagine why they thought that was a good idea.
So it didn't kill him, it just rectum?
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So it didn't kill him, it just rectum?
grooooaaaaaaaaaaan. :-)
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So it didn't kill him, it just rectum?
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Rectum damn near killed him! :o
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This gyno I know was called into surgery to help remove a glass mustard jar from this guy's rectum. He and his wife were getting "freaky". It almost killed him. He had to have a lot of his colon removed to get the thing out. Yikes. Can't imagine why they thought that was a good idea.
Oh my gosh Soleil- your poor friend! Whatever consenting adults want to do behind closed doors is fine with me, but I reserve the right to laugh and point at those people who get caught up in freakytime :rotf:
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This gyno I know was called into surgery to help remove a glass mustard jar from this guy's rectum. He and his wife were getting "freaky". It almost killed him. He had to have a lot of his colon removed to get the thing out. Yikes. Can't imagine why they thought that was a good idea.
There was a video online of a guy putting a mason jar in his butt.......It didn't end well! :o :puke:
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I seem to remember a pic on rotten.com of a woman who was inserting a Coke bottle--the 1 liter variety--into her vagina. Coke threatened to sue if the pic wasn't removed. At first, rotten.com just blurred the logo on the bottle, but kept the pic. Don't know if they ever completely removed the pic.
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I seem to remember a pic on rotten.com of a woman who was inserting a Coke bottle--the 1 liter variety--into her vagina. Coke threatened to sue if the pic wasn't removed. At first, rotten.com just blurred the logo on the bottle, but kept the pic. Don't know if they ever completely removed the pic.
Have a Coke and a smile! :-)
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Have a Coke and a smile! :-)
"I'd like to teach the world to fist"
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"I'd like to teach the world to fist"
"In perfect harmony"? :-)
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That's one big ass criminal......
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Oh my gosh Soleil- your poor friend! Whatever consenting adults want to do behind closed doors is fine with me, but I reserve the right to laugh and point at those people who get caught up in freakytime :rotf:
I recall a few years ago a Femme had to have a lizard removed from her kitty kat! I thought that was bizarre! This is just.............
Booked for disorderly conduct? Sounds like he planned this! Must be a "small" businessman! Wonder what his "profit" margin is?
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That's one big ass criminal......
:thatsright:
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I recall a few years ago a Femme had to have a lizard removed from her kitty kat! I thought that was bizarre! This is just.............
Booked for disorderly conduct? Sounds like he planned this! Must be a "small" businessman! Wonder what his "profit" margin is?
Wonder if that was Subway Kitty? :rotf:
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I seem to remember a pic on rotten.com of a woman who was inserting a Coke bottle--the 1 liter variety--into her vagina. Coke threatened to sue if the pic wasn't removed. At first, rotten.com just blurred the logo on the bottle, but kept the pic. Don't know if they ever completely removed the pic.
OK OK, some where down the line I was told that Hookers overseas douche with Coke, or did at one time. So perhaps the woman had an extra busy night and needed all that coke.