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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on May 04, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
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Nuclear Unicorn (989 posts) Tue May-04-10 04:54 PM
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A Most Satisfying Lunch (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8272893)
Eating down at the local Noodles.
I hear to 3-piece suit types sitting behind me are grousing about government regulations and how the free-market business interests are so-o-o-o much better than the government at protecting people and resources.
"Maybe," I said turning around in my booth, "if the corporations could regulate themselves quickly and efficiently then there wouldn't be a need for the government to step in."
I was then excoriated for being too young and naive to understand how REAL business works. They did everything except tell me to go home and make dinner for a husband for whom I should produce many male heirs.
Score one for the hippy-chick. Oh yeah!
Lame.
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Lame.
The business men are wrong...she ain't even fit for breeding stock...mad cow disease.
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lol.
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Translated: I was serving these sharp looking business men and delivered them a noodle meal.
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Who the hell wears a three-piece suit anymore?
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Who the hell wears a three-piece suit anymore?
Black comedians and preachers, also 98 year old white men on Sundays.
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Who the hell wears a three-piece suit anymore?
I do for trade shows.
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Zero bongs.
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This is the stupid girl who chased off a nice conservative with her leftist drama. Her story her is truly lame. In real life those guys would just tell her to mind her own effing business, or ignore her completely. Zero bongs.
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Dammit, all you people stole my snark about the three piece suit. That was a dead giveaway that this did not happen. She might as well have said "to (sic) guys wearing tops hats, spats, and monocles ...blah blah"
Plus, no person in their right mind would say something about breeding. To a stranger especially. What a DUmmie and a DUmb story.
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would not the term"Lame Bouncy" be redundant???
I have been reading these for years and they are all LAME except for bouncy ball, she went into detail and lied every time but they were almost always humorous
Where have you gone Bouncy Ball?????
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would not the term"Lame Bouncy" be redundant???
I have been reading these for years and they are all LAME except for bouncy ball, she went into detail and lied every time but they were almost always humorous
Where have you gone Bouncy Ball?????
True, the original was always the best. Occasionally there is a somewhat creative "bouncy" story that is less than lame. As long as it doesn't involve a car dealership, doctor's office, or oil change place.
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She has to make sure it was read :whatever:
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This is the stupid girl who chased off a nice conservative with her leftist drama...
Now that you mention it, I remember her sad, woeful tale.
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So t(w)o businessmen told a young, clueless mouthy lil bitch to STFU and let the adults talk and she thinks she scored some victory? How does pretending to rudely interrupt someone then bragging of getting smacked down for it count as some sort of win? :mental:
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Black comedians and preachers, also 98 year old white men on Sundays.
Hey, hey, hey! Some of us "old" men still have class on Sundays! I'm a long ways from 98 BTW!
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So this is the DUmmie who ran off her BF with that dirty liberal mouth of hers??
Why am I not shocked??
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I think that she may be slightly hot, and therefore the men toyed with her a little, rather than telling her to STFU and mind her own business. Or, more likely, she fantasized the whole conversation while listening to them in the next booth. Since she had her back to them, she had to imagine the three piece suits to (sic).
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I think that she may be slightly hot, and therefore the men toyed with her a little, rather than telling her to STFU and mind her own business. Or, more likely, she fantasized the whole conversation while listening to them in the next booth. Since she had her back to them, she had to imagine the three piece suits to (sic).
Only you would bring up the fact she might be "hot"! Not gettin' any lately, Crock? Hahahahaha!
ETA: Ya know, marriage will cure that, doncha?
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In other words this idiot was eavesdropping on people in the next booth. Since they weren't dressed in the same clothes they'd had on for the past week it leaps to the conclusion they have to be "rich". It hears a few key words like government & stock market (they could've been talking about buying a combination of government bonds & stocks for a college fund for their baby) and decides to poke it's nose in. One of them says, "MYOB you stupid, smelly bitch!" And thus, the bouncy was born.
Cindie
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Only you would bring up the fact she might be "hot"! Not gettin' any lately, Crock? Hahahahaha!
ETA: Ya know, marriage will cure that, doncha?
Just try to find good marriage material around here. If they aren't already married, they are welfare queens who weigh more than me and have a boat load of brats.
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In other words this idiot was eavesdropping on people in the next booth. Since they weren't dressed in the same clothes they'd had on for the past week it leaps to the conclusion they have to be "rich". It hears a few key words like government & stock market (they could've been talking about buying a combination of government bonds & stocks for a college fund for their baby) and decides to poke it's nose in. One of them says, "MYOB you stupid, smelly bitch!" And thus, the bouncy was born.
Cindie
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/JLO101/funny/bingo5B25D.jpg
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/JLO101/funny/bingo5B25D.jpg)
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Only you would bring up the fact she might be "hot"! Not gettin' any lately, Crock? Hahahahaha!
ETA: Ya know, marriage will cure that, doncha?
Getting married can and will eventually cure the "hot" part but as a cure for "not getting any", that is questionable.