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Title: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: crockspot on April 24, 2010, 06:50:34 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8210407

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 06:45 PM
Original message
I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to **** himself.
   
Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

Kiss my ass, Arizona.

Redstone

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taterguy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 06:46 PM
Response to Original message
1. I predict an ass kicking in your future
   
Unless you're just making shit up

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Fla_Democrat  (926 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 07:07 PM
Response to Reply #1
23. Don't have to be Jeane Dixon
   
to see this one happening. :evilgrin:

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #1
32. I don't "make shit up."
   
Redstone

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Chris on April 24, 2010, 06:51:57 PM
 :racist:

Please, please, please, someone beat this phony poser's ass. :-)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: NHSparky on April 24, 2010, 06:56:33 PM
And no, dipshits, you don't have to carry your passport.  A driver's license will be sufficient. 
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 24, 2010, 07:01:34 PM
Not another internet tough guy!!!

:ohnoes:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: dandi on April 24, 2010, 07:13:06 PM
I can't stop chuckling at this one. The gentleman Frank calls "the stoned, red-faced, bird-smacking DUmmy" is going to Arizona to break bad on a member of the local constabulary:

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 06:45 PM
Original message
I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to **** himself.
 Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

Kiss my ass, Arizona.

Redstone

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8210407

Does Redstoneless even look Hispanic? Seems like I remember his pic looking like a chubby, Marlboro Man wannabe.

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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-24-10 06:46 PM
Response to Original message
1. I predict an ass kicking in your future
 Unless you're just making shit up

Oh I wish. How do I wish.

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stray cat (1000+ posts)     Sat Apr-24-10 06:48 PM
Response to Original message
3. Tell it to the ones making the laws - it wasn't a cop who passed it
 Edited on Sat Apr-24-10 06:49 PM by stray cat
or are you going to practice racial profiling and pick a white cop?
 
Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:19 PM
Response to Reply #3
35. Yes.
Redstone

Well you're a liar, a coward, and a self-hating bigot. You've got a regular Trifecta going there.

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havocmom  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-24-10 07:07 PM
Response to Original message
24. Going in with the attitude of taking it out on some cop would make you part of the problem
 I can't believe you really want to be part of that problem.

Sadly, there will be some beat cops just itching for fights on this. Give it to them and you may not have enough of your brain left to call a lawyer. Most law enforcement there is opposed to the bill, now law, as mentioned above. Giving the jerks reason to bust heads is not a means toward a solution, but just the escalation they are looking for.

And there are some cops who would bust your head. Your lawyer won't scare them a bit. Any idea how long it takes to find a body in the desert? Sometimes it takes a very long time. The bad guys probably know all the good places to hide one too. Hikers come across people scraps every so often. Don't be one of the scraps.

Sage advice.

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goldcanyonaz  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:21 PM
Response to Original message
36. The police and deputies do NOT want to enforce this law.
But, if you want to go and make a fool of yourself by all means do so. We need out of state revenue.
 
Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:25 PM
Response to Original message
39. One word for Arizona cops: Nurenburg. "I was just following orders" doesn't
cut it anymore.


Y'all are saying that the cops there don't WANT to enforce this law...so they should refuse to.

Especially given the fact that it's pretty much, well, unconstitutional.

Even a soldier is not bound to obey an illegal order, guys.

Redstone

Oh FFS, is everything these phallic-heads disagree with the equal of Nazi Germany? What a bunch of hysterical twits. I'll bet they look under the bed for a jackbooted Boogeyman every night before sleep. Geez.

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:28 PM
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41. i live in arizona. many of our police
 are hispanics.

Stockholm Syndrome, obviously. :whatever:

Personally, I would get a kick out of coming across a little baton-and-Taser action video of Redstoneless on LiveLeak or YouTube or something similar. Hell I'd pay to see it. 


Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: dandi on April 24, 2010, 07:13:53 PM
Damn, you beat me. :-)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Chris on April 24, 2010, 07:20:44 PM
Redstone looks more like Derek Smalls in a cowboy hat.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Tucker on April 24, 2010, 07:44:34 PM
I'll take care of the stone faced primitive's wife while he's in the hoosegow. She's a cutie. :drool:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Mike220 on April 24, 2010, 08:04:50 PM
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39. One word for Arizona cops: Nurenburg. "I was just following orders" doesn't
cut it anymore.

Nuremberg, jackass.

So much for the Smartest People on the Planetâ„¢.

ETA: Or Nürnberg, if you want to play faux German.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 24, 2010, 08:16:50 PM
I'll take care of the stone faced primitive's wife while he's in the hoosegow. She's a cutie. :drool:

Never saw a pic of her but if she is married to him then there has to be something wrong with her.    :fuelfire:

 :-)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 24, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
They're all nuts.

IB Perky- Some people really like stupid women. lol

evidence:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40311.msg0/topicseen.html#new
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: ChuckJ on April 24, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #1
32. I don't "make shit up."
   
Redstone

He's trying to channel TiT. I sure do miss ol' TiT. In my opinion TiT was a much more entertaining pretend tough guy than Redstone.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: sofa king on April 24, 2010, 10:15:51 PM
the united states does not need a standing army.

if a conflict ever arises, all we need do is unleash all of the "tough guys" at du.   problem solved...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 24, 2010, 10:23:12 PM
They're all nuts.

IB Perky- Some people really like stupid women. lol

evidence:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40311.msg0/topicseen.html#new
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: NHSparky on April 24, 2010, 11:32:06 PM
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.

Throw Lindsay Lohan into the latter group, and remove Christina Aguilara.  She's actually got her head on halfway straight.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: I_B_Perky on April 25, 2010, 02:04:29 AM
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.


My granddad, may he rest in peace, always said there is no such thing as a stupid woman. She just acts that way until you marry her. Then she becomes the smartest living being on the planet... and if you are smart, you will agree with her. If you ain't, then you become the dumbest living being on the planet and your life is a living hell.

Granddad was a very smart man.   :fuelfire:


 :-)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: diesel driver on April 25, 2010, 02:12:33 AM
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goldcanyonaz  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:21 PM
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36. The police and deputies do NOT want to enforce this law. 

 

WRONG!

From CNN:

After the signing, the Arizona Association of Chiefs of Police, which had opposed the measure, issued a statement saying, "law enforcement professionals in the State of Arizona will enforce the provisions of the new law to the best of their abilities."

To add a little fuel to their pro union fire, also from CNN:

The state's largest police union, the Arizona Police Association, is in favor of the law.

SUCK IT, DUMMIES!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Alpha Mare on April 25, 2010, 02:20:31 AM
He's trying to channel TiT. I sure do miss ol' TiT. In my opinion TiT was a much more entertaining pretend tough guy than Redstone.

Now he's channeling Yoda.  :loser:
 
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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sun Apr-25-10 04:08 AM
Response to Reply #7
9. Hiding in my own mind, I've been; for far too long. Just now making my
 way back into the world, and happy to hear from you, my friend, that I indeed am.

Redstone
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8211804#8212070
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: sofa king on April 25, 2010, 02:28:11 AM
a police department willing to uphold the law.  

how amazing and shocking in america today.

zero says that state governments, after decades of federal inaction and finally willing to act on the matter, are "misguided" and "irresponsible."

heads up to you, zero...  you are the moron and wrong about this.

if washington won't do something about this?  the good citizens of the united states of america will.

heh!

first shot over the bow, zero.  

how do you like them apples...




 
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: ChuckJ on April 25, 2010, 06:57:36 AM
Now he's channeling Yoda.  :loser:
 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8211804#8212070

At least Yoda is a much more believable character than TiT.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: ChuckJ on April 25, 2010, 07:09:43 AM
What's really funny to me is that Redstone and the other pretend tough guys at the DUmp like to beat pound their chests and declare how badass they are, but they only do it at the echo chamber of the DUmp where no dissent is allowed. The fact that they refuse to show up here, where they can freely sign-up and post, and make their claims of bravado smacks of extreme cowardice.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Red October on April 25, 2010, 08:26:17 AM
Just stay away from the bushes, tough guy.

(http://api.ning.com/files/CN3s74alOU6l3KVZdTsjMbtxoSbK8kTDoHnOwsgFY9AwjEk-kwkjViWrFLdNnD303ImywmEx9auGZWjRlfyM**vknhSgCDPI/InternetToughGuy.jpg)

Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2010, 11:14:54 AM
It should be real easy to spot the difference between DUmbass liberals and illegals. No paper work needed.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: crockspot on April 25, 2010, 11:34:51 AM
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.

Wise of you not to mention Lady Gaga. I would have to put the beat down on you.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: diesel driver on April 25, 2010, 11:56:40 AM
a police department willing to uphold the law.  

how amazing and shocking in america today.

zero says that state governments, after decades of federal inaction and finally willing to act on the matter, are "misguided" and "irresponsible."

heads up to you, zero...  you are the moron and wrong about this.

if washington won't do something about this?  the good citizens of the united states of america will.

heh!

first shot over the bow, zero.  

how do you like them apples...
 

I can't wait until November....

That will be a torpedo midships....
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2010, 12:10:19 PM
I can't wait until November....

That will be a torpedo midships....

Hopefully, a foursome of Mk 48 ADCAPs, though I think that good ol-WWII Mk 19s (IIRC) could do the trick.

But, add a salvo of Tomahawks for good measure. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Mike220 on April 25, 2010, 01:05:38 PM
Bring back the Iowas.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_V-NIdiXuEfs/SWt0SCIiv3I/AAAAAAAAAYA/GLgYRhEEHLM/s400/Iowa-Class-Battleship-USS-Iowa-Fires-A-Damaging-Broadside-At-Hypocritical-UU-Asses.jpg)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: jukin on April 25, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
70% of Arizona Voters Favor New State Measure Cracking Down On Illegal Immigration

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections2/election_2010/election_2010_senate_elections/arizona/70_of_arizona_voters_favor_new_state_measure_cracking_down_on_illegal_immigration

Suck it DUmbass.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: diesel driver on April 25, 2010, 05:06:57 PM
70% of Arizona Voters Favor New State Measure Cracking Down On Illegal Immigration

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections2/election_2010/election_2010_senate_elections/arizona/70_of_arizona_voters_favor_new_state_measure_cracking_down_on_illegal_immigration

Suck it DUmbass.

Why don't the landowners on the border erect "No Trespassing" signs (bilingual, of course), and SHOOT ALL TRESPASSERS!  Prosecute the survivors!  Make them move over to New Mexico, where Richardson will welcome all persons from Old Mexico with open arms....
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Airwolf on April 25, 2010, 07:48:45 PM
If only they would
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Boudicca on April 25, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
Why don't the landowners on the border erect "No Trespassing" signs (bilingual, of course), and SHOOT ALL TRESPASSERS!  Prosecute the survivors!  Make them move over to New Mexico, where Richardson will welcome all persons from Old Mexico with open arms....

Well, unfortunately, we get sued by illegals simply for having the audacity, the gall, to question their right to trample our property.  I present a link to one such case:

http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=89295

The miracle IMO is how long we Arizonans have put up with this bullsh*t.
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: dandi on April 26, 2010, 10:36:13 AM
This redstone DUmbass is the poster boy for "Self Correcting Problem".

 :-)
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: diesel driver on April 26, 2010, 07:08:53 PM
This redstone DUmbass is the poster boy for "Self Correcting Problem".

 :-)

Only when he wins the "Darwin Award"....
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Tucker on April 26, 2010, 07:40:41 PM
I'll monitor the news. Who'll check with the hospitals? Need someone to check the jails too.

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 06:45 PM
Original message
I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to **** himself.
   
Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

Kiss my ass, Arizona.

Redstone

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taterguy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 09:42 PM
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80. When do you leave?

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 10:56 PM
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81. Already left.
   
Redstone



Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 27, 2010, 12:34:25 PM
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taterguy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sat Apr-24-10 09:42 PM
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80. When do you leave?

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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sat Apr-24-10 10:56 PM
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81. Already left.
   
 :bs:
Title: Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
Post by: GOBUCKS on April 27, 2010, 07:53:08 PM
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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Sat Apr-24-10 10:56 PM
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81. Already left.
I am beginning to suspect DUmmy Redstone. He was always an obnoxious loudmouth liar, but he never sounded this much like the drunken trinket clerk DUmmy TomInTib before. He and TiTtyboy were allegedly best of friends. TiTtyboy even freeloaded off Redstone for a while. Since TiTtyboy was tombstoned, and shortly afterward the trinket shop went belly up, I'm wondering if the freeloading resumed, including Redstone serving as TiT's sock puppet. The lying braggadocio in this thread is a dead ringer for TiTtyboy's style.