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Title: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 04:32:35 PM
I didn't watch these videos before I ordered it.   :o


[youtube=425,350]8lQXukswY58[/youtube]
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: djones520 on March 31, 2010, 04:33:42 PM
wtf.com
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: njpines on March 31, 2010, 04:36:53 PM
I (briefly) had an EpiLady back in the early 80s but decided it was more suited for the CIA to use for interrogations . . . (ow, ow, ow, ow!!)  :-)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 04:41:12 PM
I (briefly) had an EpiLady back in the early 80s but decided it was more suited for the CIA to use for interrogations . . . (ow, ow, ow, ow!!)  :-)

The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EZYKTS/ref=oss_product)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xbRs7xqmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Defiant1 on March 31, 2010, 04:49:31 PM
I can't wait until she gets to the bikini area.....
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Thor on March 31, 2010, 05:08:25 PM
I remember buying one of those as a gift to my ex wife. I THOUGHT I was being thoughtful.  :o Only if she were a masochist would it have been appropriate.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 05:38:07 PM
I remember buying one of those as a gift to my ex wife. I THOUGHT I was being thoughtful.  :o Only if she were a masochist would it have been appropriate.

Silly boy, if my husband bought me one I would think he thought I was a Wookie.  Men....you never learn.   :p
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:31:10 PM
The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EZYKTS/ref=oss_product)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xbRs7xqmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)

We will wait to see your video of how you react, Especially when you do your bikini line. :rotf:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 07:42:49 PM
We will wait to see your video of how you react, Especially when you do your bikini line. :rotf:

Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.


Hmmmm....I do have a paypal account and I happen to need some funds as I just bought a pair of True Religion jeans off eBay.    :uhsure:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 07:43:22 PM
I'm taking up a collection and starting a PayPal account now.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.


Hmmmm....I do have a paypal account and I happen to need some funds as I just bought a pair of True Religion jeans off eBay.    :uhsure:
Sorry I'm broke too. Obozo spread all my wealth. :bawl:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 07:50:50 PM
I'm taking up a collection and starting a PayPal account now.

You always "got" my back.  :-*
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 07:53:10 PM
Sorry I'm broke too. Obozo spread all my wealth. :bawl:

I see how you are, why won't you support me you evil rethug? 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 07:57:21 PM
I see how you are, why won't you support me you evil rethug? 
Cause I told you , Obozo took all I had  or ever will have. Along with my grand kids.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:02:39 PM
Cause I told you , Obozo took all I had  or ever will have. Along with my grand kids.

You should get a 2nd job to support me. 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Woodhick on March 31, 2010, 08:08:12 PM
You should get a 2nd job to support me. 
I  will as soon as congress gives employers such as me tax breaks.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: dutch508 on March 31, 2010, 08:20:28 PM
 :o


um...BEG?...whcha usin it on?...


 :-)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:39:43 PM
um...BEG?...whcha usin it on?...


 :-)

Everywhere baby!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: dutch508 on March 31, 2010, 08:46:04 PM
Everywhere baby!

 :hi5:

thats why I luvs ya!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: IassaFTots on March 31, 2010, 08:50:07 PM
CRAZY!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 08:53:07 PM
CRAZY!

No, you so crazy.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: IassaFTots on March 31, 2010, 08:59:26 PM
No, you so crazy.

not THAT crazy.  But, hell, I was born near hairless.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 10:07:00 PM
not THAT crazy.  But, hell, I was born near hairless.   :fuelfire:

Is this you Deb?  (http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/Cline5822/Funny%20Animals/HairlessRatDogs.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2010, 10:21:17 PM
I remember nothing would do - my wife HAD TO HAVE an Epilady.  I warned her.  I said it would be torture.  It got turn on once for about three seconds and then I never heard about it or saw it again.  I threatened to buy another one and use it as a surprise cooter comb in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 10:48:18 PM
I remember nothing would do - my wife HAD TO HAVE an Epilady.  I warned her.  I said it would be torture.  It got turn on once for about three seconds and then I never heard about it or saw it again.  I threatened to buy another one and use it as a surprise cooter comb in the middle of the night.

LOL  :rotf:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
LOL  :rotf:

There are, however, more (ahem) "gentle" options...

Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on March 31, 2010, 11:06:39 PM
There are, however, more (ahem) "gentle" options...



Do tell.....
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: NHSparky on March 31, 2010, 11:17:14 PM
Do tell.....

Google, "Kitty Shaver."  Ignore the "Hello Kitty" ones.  Sadly, I am kind of behind a filter here at work or else I could post one.  Way back when, in my married days, there was one in the house, and a very handy item it was indeed.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: njpines on April 01, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
Google, "Kitty Shaver." 

heh -- NOT gonna do that!!  :lmao:

After the EpiLady fiasco, there was the at-home waxing kits which was NOT a better idea!  These days it's a Schick Quattro -- no pain, no fuss!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: dutch508 on April 01, 2010, 09:04:25 AM
Why. In God's Holy Name. Are there. No pictures in. This. Thread.

 :banghead:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2010, 09:15:47 AM
The Ronco Cooter Comb!  Only $19.95!  But wait!  Act now and you get TWO Cooter Combs for the same low price.  That's a $40.00 value for only $19.95 (plus S&H).
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: njpines on April 01, 2010, 09:24:14 AM
The Ronco Cooter Comb!  Only $19.95!  But wait!  Act now and you get TWO Cooter Combs for the same low price.  That's a $40.00 value for only $19.95 (plus S&H).

That's gotta be Vince!!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: NHSparky on April 01, 2010, 09:33:02 AM
Ah, a different name.  Try "bikini shaver"...

http://www.all-beauty.net/bikini.htm
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: delilahmused on April 01, 2010, 10:25:03 AM
The new ones are supposed to be better now. 

This is the one I ordered:  LINK (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EZYKTS/ref=oss_product)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xbRs7xqmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)


What I can't figure out is why she keeps using it and screaming in pain. Maybe she's doing it wrong.

Cindie
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 10:46:51 AM
What I can't figure out is why she keeps using it and screaming in pain. Maybe she's doing it wrong.

Cindie

She must be doing it wrong, she said in the beginning that she had already tried it under her arm and that it was bleeding.  You are supposed to pull your skin taut.  I think I would start on my legs first if I were her.   
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 01, 2010, 11:51:06 AM
Ha!  You would have to pay me to see it.

If this is a real offer, I'm so there!   :naughty:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 01, 2010, 11:52:54 AM
Everywhere baby!

Okay, that's just wrong.  I now have visions of you using it on your upper lip.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 12:09:22 PM
Okay, that's just wrong.  I now have visions of you using it on your upper lip.



LOL  made me laugh. 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Wineslob on April 01, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
Silly boy, if my husband bought me one I would think he thought I was a Wookie.  Men....you never learn.   :p

Sure we do, we like "things" baby-smooth.    



 :-)


Oh, btw, my Norelco with new blades works like a champ....trust me.    :naughty:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 01, 2010, 01:13:16 PM
Sure we do, we like "things" baby-smooth.  

Speak for yourself, bub.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 02:09:28 PM
Speak for yourself, bub.

So you like Wookies? 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 04:30:21 PM
OK I am obsessed with watching eiplator youtube videos.   I found this one, only a little lib teenager could tie epilating and "world issues" together in one video.  She is pretty cute for a DU'er in the making though.

[youtube=425,350]CY_8WpZh8qE[/youtube]
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Randy on April 01, 2010, 05:31:25 PM
Any good beard trimmer works....
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 09:43:44 PM
So I got it today  Used it, it didn't hurt as bad as I thought.  I must have a high pain tolerance.  Then again I only did my legs......
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 10:27:28 PM
I prefer a wax job may hurt lik a son of a bitch at the time but more time in between
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 10:51:14 PM
I prefer a wax job may hurt lik a son of a bitch at the time but more time in between

Why would waxing last longer than using an epilator?  Both are basically the same concept, ripping the hair out.  One is all at once, while the other is slower.  I waxed my legs once, it bled.  :bawl: 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 10:55:05 PM
I just seem to find that waxing lasts longer
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 01, 2010, 11:01:36 PM
I just seem to find that waxing lasts longer

Do you wax yourself or have someone else do it? 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: littlelamb on April 01, 2010, 11:20:03 PM
I go and have it done the girl that does it is brutal LOL
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 02, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
Why would waxing last longer than using an epilator?  Both are basically the same concept, ripping the hair out.  One is all at once, while the other is slower.  I waxed my legs once, it bled.  :bawl: 

I waxed the bikini area once...day before I left for Hawaii. It was a good thing it monsooned the first 3 days we were there. Gave time for the horrendous bruising a chance to fade to yellow... :bawl: The yellow blended in with my tan....
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 02, 2010, 12:24:03 AM
I think I'm going to buy some more Nair...
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 02, 2010, 12:26:14 AM
I think I'm going to buy some more Nair...

 :lmao:.....me too.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 02, 2010, 12:56:28 AM
I waxed the bikini area once...day before I left for Hawaii. It was a good thing it monsooned the first 3 days we were there. Gave time for the horrendous bruising a chance to fade to yellow... :bawl: The yellow blended in with my tan....


About a year or so ago I had a few rounds of laser treatment "down there". I got to a stage where I was pretty much free then got tired of having to do the laser thing, it was expensive and hurt.  You have to go back about every six weeks to catch all the different hair growth stages (I can't remember how many you have to have to get rid of it all).  So I am sometimes fairly hair free and other times look like I haven't had any laser treatment at all.  Since I didn't finish all the treatments it was a waste of money.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: littlelamb on April 02, 2010, 07:26:29 AM
I have heard mixed reviews on laser would you suggest it BEG
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 02, 2010, 11:26:38 AM
I think I'm going to buy some more Nair...

Because chemical burns are soooooo attractive!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 02, 2010, 11:31:42 AM
So you like Wookies? 

As opposed to this?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Shabbat.jpg)

You're damned right!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 02, 2010, 11:32:09 AM
Because chemical burns are soooooo attractive!

I've never burned myself using Nair  :p  I just make sure to use it near a shower so I can rinse it off quickly if it hurts.

Admittedly, I still shave most of the time.  
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Chris on April 02, 2010, 11:42:43 AM
No one likes to pet hairless cats.  Just sayin'
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Wineslob on April 02, 2010, 11:43:19 AM
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/beaver.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 02, 2010, 11:51:46 AM
I can understand trimming so that people at the beach are spared knowing whether or not your carpet matches your drapes, but going to bare floors just seems really perverted to me.  Let's keep the grown-ups and kids separate.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Servonaut on April 02, 2010, 04:41:29 PM
The new ones are supposed to be better now.  

This is the one I ordered:  LINK (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EZYKTS/ref=oss_product)

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41xbRs7xqmL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)



Yikes, that looks like a mouse...

from a computer in Hell. :o

edit: that was my 800th post on CC  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 02, 2010, 05:08:00 PM
I have heard mixed reviews on laser would you suggest it BEG

If you are willing to invest the money and finish all the treatments on schedule, yes. Although I had a friend who completed all the treatments. Was hair free for a few years then went into menopause and it came back.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 02, 2010, 05:18:26 PM
I can understand trimming so that people at the beach are spared knowing whether or not your carpet matches your drapes, but going to bare floors just seems really perverted to me.  Let's keep the grown-ups and kids separate.

Funny you say that. I went to my OB/GYN for a check up once.  I was hair free down there and he actually made a comment about it. He asked me if my husband liked "little girls". You have to know our relationship though. He was my high risk OB and saw me through a lot of fearful days while I was pregnant.  We joked all the time.  He knew my husband well too because I saw him so often and my husband went with me frequently.

Although I know he wasn't being creepy and was actually trying to be funny, it changed how I felt about going to him.  

By the way, the check up in question was about a year and a half after I had my daughter. I don't know why I felt the need to clairify that.
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: jinxmchue on April 02, 2010, 10:49:29 PM
The things people share...
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 02, 2010, 11:07:58 PM
The things people share...


HA  TMI?
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 03, 2010, 10:36:39 AM
If you are willing to invest the money and finish all the treatments on schedule, yes. Although I had a friend who completed all the treatments. Was hair free for a few years then went into menopause and it came back.


That is just so wrong!  :bawl:

Reminded me of those people who say God is a Woman...... :lmao: If God was a Woman.....Man would have all the "joys" of menstruation, menopause, and childbirth....and hair in places we don't want it. Men only have to worry about hair growth in their ears!  :whatever:
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Post by: Woodhick on April 03, 2010, 11:10:51 AM
 
Quote
Men only have to worry about hair growth in their ears! 
  I   never worried about hair growth in my ears. The wife does however.
If it would grow thicker in my ears I wouldn't have to come up with other excuses as to why I didn't hear her. :rotf:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 03, 2010, 11:14:07 AM
  I   never worried about hair growth in my ears. The wife does however.
If it would grow thicker in my ears I wouldn't have to come up with other excuses as to why I didn't hear her. :rotf:


Do you know my other half? Your thought process is similar.... :tongue:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Woodhick on April 03, 2010, 11:21:55 AM

Do you know my other half? Your thought process is similar.... :tongue:

WHAT ????????????
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: Randy on April 03, 2010, 03:12:07 PM
Men only have to worry about hair growth in their ears!  :whatever:

Then someone needs to explain this whole eyebrow thing I've got going on.....
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 03, 2010, 03:23:14 PM
This thread has gone to 5 pages. All about a lady shaver. Please. Someone shoot it and put me out of my misery. :lmao:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 03, 2010, 03:30:41 PM
This thread has gone to 5 pages. All about a lady shaver. Please. Someone shoot it and put me out of my misery. :lmao:

Cruel and unusual punishment, ain't it. When I was playing, the field was rough, covered in weeds and bushes....now they've gone and cleaned it off and smoothed out the mound. :whatever:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 03, 2010, 04:26:00 PM
Cruel and unusual punishment, ain't it. When I was playing, the field was rough, covered in weeds and bushes....now they've gone and cleaned it off and smoothed out the mound. :whatever:


 you complaining?
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 03, 2010, 04:31:26 PM

 you complaining?

Yeah....back then to complain would have gotten me thrown outta the game....now it doesn't matter..... :rotf:
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 03, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
This thread has gone to 5 pages. All about a lady shaver. Please. Someone shoot it and put me out of my misery. :lmao:

it isn't a shaver, it's an epilator. Get with the program. :p
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 03, 2010, 05:07:52 PM
it isn't a shaver, it's an epilator. Get with the program. :p



yeah....that means it pulls every little hair that it can grasp out by it's deeply set roots.

epilator = classy masochistic tool  :o
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on April 03, 2010, 05:38:28 PM
it isn't a shaver, it's an epilator. Get with the program. :p

Oh. Exsqueeze me.  :-)  Do it like wimmin folk did back in the day.

(http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/Straight%20razor.jpg)  :-)  :-)  :-)
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: BEG on April 03, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
Oh. Exsqueeze me.  :-)  Do it like wimmin folk did back in the day.

(http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/Straight%20razor.jpg)  :-)  :-)  :-)

I seriously would kill myself if I used one of those.  I am that accident prone. 
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: debk on April 04, 2010, 08:44:54 AM
I seriously would kill myself if I used one of those.  I am that accident prone. 


I'd be needing some serious stitches!! :o
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: littlelamb on April 07, 2010, 04:46:27 PM

I'd be needing some serious stitches!! :o

Same here wow that thing look scary!!
Title: Re: OMG I just ordered one of these and I am afraid.....
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 07, 2010, 08:29:20 PM
I heard it makes you grow Devil Horns