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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: shadeaux on March 05, 2010, 02:19:45 AM
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-04-10 09:27 PM
Original message
A poem for my husband...
Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...
And I realized all over again how much my husband means to me.
Bedrock
I watch my
husband’s
face
all the pain lines
gone
and I realize
anew
he is my
bedrock
We were so
young
so damn
sure
bedrock
forever
us two
© 2010 MLC
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Yeah, well I passed 7 of those suckers last week. Yes, 7. It took 3 days but they all came out.
And because I got no poem for all I went through, I've decided to be mean and not post any of the replies. :evillaugh:
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I've never had kidney stones...I hear they're pretty rough to pass...but I believe I'd rather pass one than read another of her poems.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Yeah, well I passed 7 of those suckers last week. Yes, 7. It took 3 days but they all came out.
And because I got no poem for all I went through, I've decided to be mean and not post any of the replies. :evillaugh:
Shad, if you keep this up, I'm goin' to move postin' piggy's poems be a capital offense! You do realize it's tant amount to torture, don't you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Nice find! Nice to see I'm not the only one up this late1
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Someone needs to tell
this fool
that taking
a couple
of sentences
and breaking
them down
like this
is not poetry
and putting
a copyright
symbol at the end
only makes
you look
like a idiot.
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Someone needs to tell
this fool
that taking
a couple
of sentences
and breaking
them down
like this
is not poetry
and putting
a copyright
symbol at the end
only makes
you look
like a idiot.
Have you seen a pic of the piggy? 'Splains a lot!
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I've never had kidney stones...I hear they're pretty rough to pass...but I believe I'd rather pass one than read another of her poems.
:coffee:
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7 stones? Aichihuahua! I passed ONE a couple of yrs ago. I thought my 2 natural drug-free childbirths were easier. Hope you are doing well, Shad.
BTW, this poem is nowhere near the level of the amberlamps poem. Blink Blink Blink.
Or was it a fire truck?
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dandi, you read my mind precisely, and as a matter of fact, you stole my post. I think you've done this before. :-)
Shadeaux, you poor thing. I hope all is better now.
I had always assumed Calpig was a lezbo. Maybe cause she looks so mannish.
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I had always assumed Calpig was a lezbo. Maybe cause she looks so mannish.
Kind of right, kind of wrong, there.
The C-Pig primitive is a surgically-created female.
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Kind of right, kind of wrong, there.
The C-Pig primitive is a surgically-created female.
Do we know this or are we speculating? I think she's a he in drag...not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Surgically created? Now I really want to see the pic.
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I missed that CalPig artistry last night. This is the first poem she has passed since Valentine's Day, so hopefully this breaks the logjam and we'll be getting more without waiting so long. I hate that. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
And please observe that copyright. You can read this poem for your own enjoyment and that of friends and family, but charging admission is strictly prohibited.
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logjam
Oh my God :lmao:
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Oh my God :lmao:
This thread has really taken a turn for the worst! So it's a shemale?????? EEEEEEEEWWWWW!
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Oh my God :lmao:
Grody! :lmao:
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Oh Great
Logjam broken
words spewing
Once a man
Now a pig
breaking sentences
into poetry
*snap snap snap*
groovy
CalPig takes a DUmp
forum is well named
dump, dump, dump, dump
into sparky's toilet
toilet spews it back
*snap snap snap snap*
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ROFL
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Anyone notice this at the bottom?
© 2010 MLC
The only MC are Melissa and Melinda. Those two obviously P sitting down at birth.
http://www.thestraybranch.org/issue5springsummer2010.htm
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LMAO !!! You people are so funny !
Unlike the DUmmies, I do have pictures of my stones and 2 members here that can verify they are real.
C-Peg needs to get her man a bottle of rum. Sho helped me. :lmao:
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C-Peg needs to take notes from Godzilla. At least he knows what a haiku is.
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/tumblr_kytevuVLM81qbot00o1_500.jpg)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/tumblr_kyrijeMfea1qbot00o1_r1_500.jpg)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/tumblr_kyrih3Bk8R1qbot00o1_r1_500.jpg)
http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/
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CaliforniaPeggy
A poem for my husband...
Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...
And I realized all over again how much my husband means to me.
Your husband has to piss rocks to remind you how much he means to you?!?
Holy crap!!!! What a freak.
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she left out the:
drip drip drip drip
:evillaugh:
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she left out the:
drip drip drip drip
:evillaugh:
:rotf:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!
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and I thought I was gruff when it comes to DUmmies!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!11111
'Bout time they read the frikkin' writing on the walls!
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-04-10 09:27 PM
Original message
A poem for my husband...
Because today, his doctor successfully removed the kidney stone that had troubled him recently...
I had 3, 1 was 7mm, 1 was 11mm and the grand daddy was 14mm. It took a stent, 2 Lithotripsies', God knows how many x-rays and a stent removal over the course of 8 weeks and 3 hurricanes to pass them. I passed so many stones there were times it was literally like a machine gun hitting the funnel.
My Urologist was so impressed by the vial of rocks I brought him that he had his staff come and look at it.
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she left out the:
drip drip drip drip
:evillaugh:
I do believe that is the sign of the clap.
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LMAO !!! You people are so funny !
Unlike the DUmmies, I do have pictures of my stones and 2 members here that can verify they are real.
C-Peg needs to get her man a bottle of rum. Sho helped me. :lmao:
Confirming. They are real. :-)