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Title: It's a penis!
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 12, 2008, 10:14:32 PM
Hey all... my wife got the sonograms today and came up to work to bug me at lunch to tell me we're gonna be having a boy in about 4 and a half months. We've been hoping for a boy, and the good Lord has blessed us with one. We're both extremely happy about this since this is what we both wanted. Sure, a girl would have been good too, but not no major league baseball contract in 20 years.  :-)


Just wanted to share the news that we're having a penis, and will put up sonogram pics as soon as I get my scanner working here.
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Post by: Freeper on March 13, 2008, 12:14:01 AM
Hey congrats dude.
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Post by: jtyangel on March 13, 2008, 06:54:26 AM
There's always tennis for the girls :lmao:


Congrats. My boys run me ragged. Enjoy! :lmao:
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Post by: Flame on March 13, 2008, 08:46:26 AM
Congrats!!
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Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2008, 08:49:51 AM
Ya know, I just can't take advantage of the opportunity you have presented here...

Congrats!!!!
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Post by: Splashdown on March 13, 2008, 08:53:45 AM
Congrats! Sleep while you can!
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Post by: DixieBelle on March 13, 2008, 09:27:06 AM
Dude, your wife has a penis inside of her........ :-)

Sorry! I couldn't resist! I made a fool out of myself by loudly proclaiming that when I found out my baby was a boy.

*runs
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Post by: Miss Mia on March 13, 2008, 11:46:24 AM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif) (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif) (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif) (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif) (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif) (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/firelatte/smiles/congrats.gif)
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Post by: Dixie*Darling on March 13, 2008, 12:14:20 PM
Wonderful news!

Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails!

Congrats!   :hyper:
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Post by: mamacags on March 13, 2008, 12:20:40 PM
Awwwwwwww I remember seeing my little boys ding dong in utero for the first time.  Hubby said "Hey I think it is another girl!"  I waited hours to tell him he was wrong.  I mean he is Italian, how could you miss one of those on an Italian baby?  That is why they make the Huggies Newborn in Magnum size.  DUHHHHHHH.
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Post by: lastparker on March 13, 2008, 12:23:40 PM
Congratulations!!!!!

Don't forget to ALWAYS throw a rag on it when diapering.   :-)
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Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 14, 2008, 09:28:12 AM
Here's Skizz Jr.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/Shamrock1982/Pix%20of%20me/sono5.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/Shamrock1982/Pix%20of%20me/sono4.jpg)


The pics got screwed up in the scanner, but I had a question for anyone who is or might know an OB/GYN... it says on there 15cm. Is that meaning that Skizz Jr. is 15 centimeters long? If so, that's pretty big for a -5 month old. The nurse told her he's already 10 ounces heavy, so we're thinking he's gonna be a big baby.

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Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on March 14, 2008, 09:29:42 AM
Congrats! Sleep while you can!


Hell dude, he's already active at night. Last night, I swear he was trying to kick my hand off my wife's belly!
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Post by: asdf2231 on March 14, 2008, 10:45:39 AM
Way cool bud!

Congrats.
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Post by: BEG on March 14, 2008, 04:26:04 PM
Congratulations!
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Post by: VivisMom on March 14, 2008, 06:52:39 PM
Here's Skizz Jr.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/Shamrock1982/Pix%20of%20me/sono5.jpg)
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/Shamrock1982/Pix%20of%20me/sono4.jpg)


The pics got screwed up in the scanner, but I had a question for anyone who is or might know an OB/GYN... it says on there 15cm. Is that meaning that Skizz Jr. is 15 centimeters long? If so, that's pretty big for a -5 month old. The nurse told her he's already 10 ounces heavy, so we're thinking he's gonna be a big baby.



First off, congrats! I have several books to recommend when your baby refuses to sleep in his crib. PM me. ;)

Second: my MIL is an ob/gyn nurse. I will ask her tomorrow when we talk. But 15cm doesn't seem all that big to me at 4mos gestation. I'll ask her.
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Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 07:01:47 PM
Hey all... my wife got the sonograms today and came up to work to bug me at lunch to tell me we're gonna be having a boy in about 4 and a half months. We've been hoping for a boy, and the good Lord has blessed us with one. We're both extremely happy about this since this is what we both wanted. Sure, a girl would have been good too, but not no major league baseball contract in 20 years.  :-)


Just wanted to share the news that we're having a penis (emphasis mine  :o) , and will put up sonogram pics as soon as I get my scanner working here.

That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.
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Post by: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:14:24 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:
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Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 07:20:27 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:
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Post by: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:22:55 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:
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Post by: Wretched Excess on March 14, 2008, 07:24:27 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:


 :-)
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Post by: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 07:26:26 PM
the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:
 :-)

Dude, not only is she hot but she is smart and wise and good with the written word.  Tell me I'm wrong!
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Post by: LadyLiberty on March 14, 2008, 07:33:35 PM
Congratulations!!

My baby boy was a complete angel   :innocent: I hope yours is, too.
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Post by: Wretched Excess on March 14, 2008, 07:58:17 PM
the sounds of ass suckage are drowning out the basketball game :whatever:
 :-)

Dude, not only is she hot but she is smart and wise and good with the written word.  Tell me I'm wrong!

you are unwrong. :-)
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Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2008, 02:25:24 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

CC.... thank you for your kind words.  :-*
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Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2008, 02:26:40 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

CC.... thank you for your kind words.  :-*

You FELL for that?  Wow, I have some eye-bats that are headed your way....

;)
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Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2008, 03:12:01 PM
That's great! Congratulations and best wishes to you and yours.

What she said!  :cheersmate:

Oh no you DON'T! Don't go agreeing with me..... I heard you were tainted goods.  :lmao:

Tainted or not, your eloquence with words humbles me often.   :bow:

CC.... thank you for your kind words.  :-*

You FELL for that?  Wow, I have some eye-bats that are headed your way....

;)


You're just jealous! How soon you forget the showdown limerick thread over at CU.  :lmao:
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Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on May 26, 2008, 10:13:22 AM
Had to go back and bump this one... here's a few more.

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/braydon1.jpg)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/braydon4.jpg)

(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i39/Skizz1979/braydon5.jpg)
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Post by: RobJohnson on May 26, 2008, 10:20:15 AM
Had to go back and bump this one... here's a few more.


That is so cool.

Hope mom is doing ok!

Prayers for both of you.
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Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on May 26, 2008, 10:23:56 AM
Had to go back and bump this one... here's a few more.


That is so cool.

Hope mom is doing ok!

Prayers for both of you.

"Mom's" getting frustrated because she can't eat whatever the hell she wants. Gestational Diabetes and all that, but she's doing very good on that. It's common in 1 out of 5 pregnancies I read, but as long as she keeps her blood sugar between 90 and 120, it's all good. We only got, what? 8 more weeks to go and we still got a lot of stuff to get for Skizz Jr.. actually, it's Braydon, but anyways, baby swing, all the bottles, and one of those baby gym things. He's already got enough clothes to last him a lifetime though. Thank God for Wee-Wares. lol
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Post by: Airwolf on May 26, 2008, 10:34:57 AM
(http://www.ballondecoraties.com/images/congratulations%20ballonnen-16500-l.jpg)

Let us know if the baby beats ten pounds, two ounces. That was my daughters birth weight.
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Post by: DixieBelle on May 26, 2008, 12:27:17 PM
Cool pics!!! He will be here before you know it!
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Post by: Schadenfreude on May 26, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
Those facial shots are awesome. I had an u/s a few days before my daughter was born. It is just way cool to be looking at the face of your unborn baby.

Congrats and best wishes to you and yours.
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Post by: CactusCarlos on May 27, 2008, 10:55:19 PM
'grats!  :cheersmate:
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Post by: RGSG99 on May 28, 2008, 06:37:11 AM
Congratulations!  I have 3 boys of my own.  Yeah, boys are fun...sometimes.   :tongue: