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Title: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: jinxmchue on February 22, 2010, 11:18:44 AM
I cannot figure this one out:

"My kid can roost your honor student."

"Roost?"  "ROOST???"  WTF does that mean?  I can't find anything about what the saying means.

And no, it wasn't "roast."  It was definitely "roost."
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: Chris on February 22, 2010, 11:23:34 AM
Maybe the school mascot had something to do with birds.  The Roosevelt Junior High Fighting Ghost Chickens, or something.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: DixieBelle on February 22, 2010, 11:38:04 AM
okay beats me...

1. A perch on which domestic fowl or other birds rest or sleep.
2. A place with perches for fowl or other birds.
3. A place for temporary rest or sleep.
intr.v. roost·ed, roost·ing, roosts
To rest or sleep on or as if on a perch or roost.
Idioms:
come home to roost
To have repercussions or aftereffects, especially unfavorable ones: The consequences of your mistake will eventually come home to roost.
rule the roost Informal
To be in charge; dominate: In this house my parents rule the roost.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: jinxmchue on February 22, 2010, 11:42:37 AM
Quote
To be in charge; dominate: In this house my parents rule the roost.

It might have something to do with that sense, but the way it's used makes no sense.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: Texacon on February 22, 2010, 11:45:37 AM
It might have something to do with that sense, but the way it's used makes no sense.

Maybe it's a play on the other student being too stupid to put something meaningful on the sticker.

KC
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: thundley4 on February 22, 2010, 11:50:51 AM
It has something to do with motocross.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: jinxmchue on February 22, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
It has something to do with motocross.

Oh.  So it's something that 95% of Americans won't understand.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: thundley4 on February 22, 2010, 12:08:39 PM
Oh.  So it's something that 95% of Americans won't understand.

Pretty much. 

(http://images0.cafepress.com/product/80971690v4_480x480_Front.jpg)
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 22, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
Seems like it'd be a lot clearer to just have one saying "My kid rides dirt bikes but sucks at school."
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: djones520 on February 22, 2010, 01:38:40 PM
Seems like it'd be a lot clearer to just have one saying "My kid rides dirt bikes but sucks at school."

Yeah, thats what I got out of it.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 22, 2010, 01:38:50 PM
Seems like it'd be a lot clearer to just have one saying "My kid rides dirt bikes but sucks at school."

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: debk on February 22, 2010, 01:47:09 PM
Seems like it'd be a lot clearer to just have one saying "My kid rides dirt bikes but sucks at school."


 :lmao:


I have never liked those "my kid is an honor student" stickers.....
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: NHSparky on February 22, 2010, 01:53:03 PM

 :lmao:


I have never liked those "my kid is an honor student" stickers.....

Beats the hell out of the, "My kid was inmate of the month at County Jail..."
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 22, 2010, 03:52:17 PM
Beats the hell out of the, "My kid was inmate of the month at County Jail..."

 :lmao:.....love it..... :lmao:
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: jinxmchue on February 22, 2010, 04:08:14 PM

 :lmao:


I have never liked those "my kid is an honor student" stickers.....

"My kid beat up your honor student."   :-)
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 22, 2010, 04:24:35 PM
Your kid is an honor student.
My student has honor.

How would that look on the rear of a car.


BTW: Son had straight "A's"....not.....had an 87 for a B in honors english. Daddy was dumb in english too.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: USA4ME on February 22, 2010, 04:28:42 PM
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FYI, whenever you gas a dirtbike and spin the back tire in such a way that it throws dirt, it's called a "roostertail," or "roost" for short.

.
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: vesta111 on February 22, 2010, 04:37:35 PM
(http://images0.cafepress.com/product/80971690v4_480x480_Front.jpg)

FYI, whenever you gas a dirtbike and spin the back tire in such a way that it throws dirt, it's called a "roostertail," or "roost" for short.

.

Ah should have known -----MY jet ski can blast a yacht out of the water.?
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: SilverOrchid on February 22, 2010, 05:36:12 PM
Stupid ass sticker, that is what it means to me. :p
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 23, 2010, 12:12:37 AM
I always liked "My Mom can kick your Mom's Ass!"

Bought my Mom a Vermont Teddy that has that on his shirt!
Title: Re: Spotted a window decal. What does it mean???
Post by: jinxmchue on February 23, 2010, 09:36:24 AM
Pretty much. 

(http://images0.cafepress.com/product/80971690v4_480x480_Front.jpg)

See, now what I saw was just the words in a window decal.  There was no picture of a dirtbike.  Had there been a picture of a dirtbike, I probably could've figured out that it was connected to dirtbike slang.  It's still would've been stupid and confusing to most people, but at least it would've had a modicum of context.