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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on February 10, 2010, 07:47:46 AM
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 12:45 AM
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So I told my wife tonight that we have to separate. Ask me anything. Oh, and it's my Birthday.
Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Feb-10-10 12:47 AM
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3. are you OK?
shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 12:50 AM
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5. No not really. I hate giving good people bad news. Updated at 12:01 PM
"Ten years gone"
You're giving bad people good news.
shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 01:02 AM
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18. We both wept quite significantly. I had to go out for a while Updated at 12:01 PM
Couldn't bear to see her come home from her other job with that look of sadness in her eyes.
Well duh!!! You think that there is a clue in there somewhere.
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6. Why tonight?
Strange post, but apparently you want to talk with strangers about it, so...
Why tonight?
shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 12:56 AM
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15. Was planning it for the new moon, which an earlier poem that also got lounged addressed. Updated at 12:01 PM
Edited on Wed Feb-10-10 12:56 AM by shadowknows69
ETA: But had to do it a day early.
OK. Now I'm officially confused.
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14. :^( ?? Are you hinting at going out with a big bang??? *hugs for such a bad birthday*
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16. No, just won't have internet for a while where I'm going probably.
Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 01:02 AM
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19. You going to jail or something?
:lmao:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 12:45 AM
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So I told my wife tonight that we have to separate.
And you're telling strangers on the net? Bullshit.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 01:02 AM
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19. You going to jail or something?
My guess is that shadowknows69's better half is the only one who's gainfully employed and she pays the internet bill.
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And you're telling strangers on the net? Bullshit.
This is a common occurrence at the DUmp. Nothing. And I mean nothing is sacred.
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And I think that Tantal is probably right about the internet bill. I've seen this guy before. Is he the guy who's a bum, and his wife works 2 jobs? He can't even be bothered to run the vacuum cleaner or something?
What a preposterous thread, even by DUmp standards. What is this about poems and the new moon? He's being deliberately coy, on a very serious matter. He is an utter asshat, and I offer my hearty congratulations to the wife on shedding herself of such flotsam.
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Coming home with a look of sadness huh?
Let me guess. She married a guy and he turned out to be a bum. That'd make anyone sad.
She is probably going to be better off.
DUmmie going to ask for alimony? heh.
I bet SHE doesn't lose internet access. Hopefully she'll find a real man.
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This is a common occurrence at the DUmp. Nothing. And I mean nothing is sacred.
Effin' losers, all.
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I may be wrong, but didn't shadowknows post about gaining weight from inactivity? He's a househusband that started drinking during the day while the bread winner was at work.
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Well, would you want to live with a DUmmie?
Heck, how many people could stand to date a DUmmie?
Frank could probably date a DUmmie because he won't have to hear all the yammering.
But I doubt even he could take it long.
Even liberals think DUmmies are nuts.
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He just wants more Valentine hearts same as greenbrier.
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And I think that Tantal is probably right about the internet bill. I've seen this guy before. Is he the guy who's a bum, and his wife works 2 jobs? He can't even be bothered to run the vacuum cleaner or something?
Yeah. He claimed that he tried once, but he's just not any good at cleaning so it's better that she does it. :lmao:
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I will have to do a search but am pretty sure shadowy here was trying to get on disability a little while ago for some sort of depression or other mental disorder.
Guessing that someone is throwing his deadbeat a$$ out.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Feb-10-10 12:56 AM
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15. Was planning it for the new moon, which an earlier poem that also got lounged addressed.
:mental:
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I will have to do a search but am pretty sure shadowy here was trying to get on disability a little while ago for some sort of depression or other mental disorder.
Guessing that someone is throwing his deadbeat a$$ out.
Oh yeah, and he kept hinting at suicide for dump sympathy points. He better keep posting because Pammy and the not-so-straight-story are in stiff competition.
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http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,36842.0/highlight,shadowknows69.html
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His Poem that he posted, but it was moved to the lounge.
New moon; silent; unseen
Deconstruct the past and open us
Refill us as you wax to full
Beginning a fresh cycle
As it is with all things
As above, so below.
Make room for positive energies to grow.
Not a time of woe
But necessary change for renewal
Bring us a moon of strength and love
Faith in ourselves
Wings to rise above
Wisdom to learn the truth
Truth as wind at our backs
Pushing to new horizons
Both dim and radiant
With a determined, but thoughtful shove
Bring us a mad moon
The hunt, the smell of night
Fleeing the imminent light
A reason to howl and feast
Or go a little mad ourselves at least
Give us a comforting moon
To ease light left behind
Illuminate us again in your glow
Showing us all the proper road
Repaying the return of light to the night
By learning what we need to know
New moon in dark and silent sky
Short and lonely your time on high
Darkness soon to be split by light
By a gleaming crescent
The beginning of a circle
The time to rebuild
Goddess be our guide
From Earth to Heaven’s ears and eyes
We ask your New moon to be kind
And start us on the road ahead
And the paths we need to find.
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Couldn't bear to see her come home from her other job with that look of sadness in her eyes.
Okay, so the old lady has two jobs, and pays the bills. This bum can't even clean and he drinks all day?
And HE tells HER they have to separate?
Hon, you're better off without this DUmmie scumbag.
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I may be wrong, but didn't shadowknows post about gaining weight from inactivity? He's a househusband that started drinking during the day while the bread winner was at work.
I know nothing about the gaining weight, which might be the case--I haven't seen the shadowy primitive that much.
The shadowy primitive, who is 41 years old, is a part-time taxi-cab driver.
The shadowy primitive is trying to be a "writer," but like the long-absent maudlin waif primitive (the "Mythsaje" primitive), the shadowy primitive is out of his league, trying to be "literary" instead of readable.
The shadowy primitive could perhaps write some really good stories about his taxicab fares, but no, the shadowy primitive wants to be literary, not readable.
The shadowy primitive recently tried to get on the gravy train of social security disability because of "depression," but got denied.
But you may be right, Tucker, sir.
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Oh yeah, and he kept hinting at suicide for dump sympathy points. He better keep posting because Pammy and the not-so-straight-story are in stiff competition.
He should ask Ava to do a video about him after he's on the street. heh
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Don't forget it's his birthday.
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So, his wife is working two jobs, doing all the housework, etc., but he was the one who said they "had to separate" :whatever:
Seriously, who would phrase it that way? Why not say, "My wife and I have decided to separate." He told her? :asshat:
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He'll be living in a taxi soon.
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Happy birthday, shadow. :tongue:
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Coming home with a look of sadness huh?
Let me guess. She married a guy and he turned out to be a bum. That'd make anyone sad.
She is probably going to be better off.
DUmmie going to ask for alimony? heh.
I bet SHE doesn't lose internet access. Hopefully she'll find a real man.
Maybe she realizes that a female kissin a ***** isn't all it is cracked up to be
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Maybe she realizes that a female kissin a ***** isn't all it is cracked up to be
She needs to have better qualification standards for a guy.
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So, his wife is working two jobs, doing all the housework, etc., but he was the one who said they "had to separate" :whatever:
Seriously, who would phrase it that way? Why not say, "My wife and I have decided to separate." He told her? :asshat:
Me thinks he's been kicked to the curb. As it should be, based on what he posted.
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:asshat:
BTW, great job to whoever added that smilie! :lmao:
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And I think that Tantal is probably right about the internet bill. I've seen this guy before. Is he the guy who's a bum, and his wife works 2 jobs? He can't even be bothered to run the vacuum cleaner or something?
What a preposterous thread, even by DUmp standards. What is this about poems and the new moon? He's being deliberately coy, on a very serious matter. He is an utter asshat, and I offer my hearty congratulations to the wife on shedding herself of such flotsam.
You are too cold for words. Don't you realize he has ISSUES!!! Dammit people like you piss me off. How can you expect someone with depression to run a vacuum cleaner?! Don't you know that vacuums suck therefore they make depressed people realize they too suck!
Jeezus.
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KC
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Maybe she realizes that a female kissin a ***** isn't all it is cracked up to be
sorry mods i got excited
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sorry mods i got excited
I think it is just the default
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You are too cold for words. Don't you realize he has ISSUES!!! Dammit people like you piss me off. How can you expect someone with depression to run a vacuum cleaner?! Don't you know that vacuums suck therefore they make depressed people realize they too suck!
Jeezus.
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KC
Maybe he wants to marry the vacumn cleaner. :naughty:
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Yeah, well, you hear about accidents with guys and vacuum cleaners happening all the time in Great Britain, for some reason. It's dangerous stuff.
My, what a dreadful poem. I don't care for poetry, and the DUmp makes me hate it even more. Except that, "red lights blink blink blink blink, Shiny truck gleaming" can make me laugh any time of the day or night. Laughter is good for the soul.
Edited to correct the poetic masterpiece
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Yeah, well, you hear about accidents with guys and vacuum cleaners happening all the time in Great Britain, for some reason. It's dangerous stuff.
My, what a dreadful poem. I don't care for poetry, and the DUmp makes me hate it even more. Except that, "blink blink blink blink, Red truck gleaming" can make me laugh any time of the day or night. Laughter is good for the soul.
I will never again be able to see anything written in verse without thinking "Red lights blink, blink, blink, blink. Four blinks. Not three or five. Shadowknowsnumbers will never come close. Anway, in case anyone has forgotten, the CalPig's poem is also the first time the word "asystole" has been seen in American poetry. There should be a place to preserve this poem, along with Pitt's comical threat against franksolich, his speech to Ty, Pam's erotic planning, TiT's countless heroisms, and other DUmp classics:
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-27-10 02:17 AM
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Newest Poem: Intensive Care
Paramedic red
battering at the night
someone’s bleeding
heart attacking
or stroking
out
Red lights blink blink blink blink
shiny truck gleaming
run to the bedside
asystole on the monitor
quick with the crash cart
start CPR
where’s respiratory
I need help in here
oh god don’t let her die
don’t let me **** up
no time to think
where’s the back board
flatten the bed
open the airway
oh thank god there’s respiratory
at last
and the ER doc
OK
saved the life
time to mop up
get the chart
document document document
paramedic red
took me
back
tonight
© 2010 MLC
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It is time to pull one of my favorites out:
Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad. It's awful. It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it. It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits. It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror...
Her poetry needs immolation. She needs to have all writing impletments and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes. Maybe medication will help.
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Red. Lights.
Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I think it is just the default
who's "de"?
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who's "de"?
I think he's French.
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Okay Okay there are 4 lights Mr. mean Cardassian torturer, can I go now?
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Yeah, well, you hear about accidents with guys and vacuum cleaners happening all the time in Great Britain, for some reason. It's dangerous stuff.
My, what a dreadful poem. I don't care for poetry, and the DUmp makes me hate it even more. Except that, "red lights blink blink blink blink, Shiny truck gleaming" can make me laugh any time of the day or night. Laughter is good for the soul.
Edited to correct the poetic masterpiece
What about:
document document document
Doesn't that just speak to your soul?
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Kenth, by the time I got down to that part of the masterpiece, I was shell-shocked and completely missed it.
But, that's typical for me with many DUmp posts. I come away from them with dropped jaw. That's why it's helpful to bring them over so we can parse them together. I've missed alot on first reads.
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What about:
document document document
Doesn't that just speak to your soul?
:lmao:
It's like Rain Man took a trip to the ER.
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Doesn't that just speak to your soul?
:lmao:
It's like Rain Man took a trip to the ER.
blink blink blink blink
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New moon gleaming.
Wink, Wink, Wink, Wink
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My bet is that his appeal for Disability final came through, so, like a true Dim, he's taking that big check and splitting.
I'll also bet that, like a true Dim, in a year or so, he'll be back at her door, begging her to take his broke-butt back before he starves. Hope she's grown a brain by then.
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My bet is that his appeal for Disability final came through, so, like a true Dim, he's taking that big check and splitting.
I'll also bet that, like a true Dim, in a year or so, he'll be back at her door, begging her to take his broke-butt back before he starves. Hope she's grown a brain by then.
No, it didn't, and the shadowy primitive was upset about it, especially when his attorney told him it would take "at least two more years."
I think the shadowy primitive's wife told him some time ago to start carrying some of the financial weight in the household, or leave.
When the shadowy primitive first applied for benefits, he admitted it might break his marriage if he didn't get on the gravy train.
I dunno why the shadowy primitive just doesn't do more hours driving a taxi-cab.
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My bet is that his appeal for Disability final came through, so, like a true Dim, he's taking that big check and splitting.
I'll also bet that, like a true Dim, in a year or so, he'll be back at her door, begging her to take his broke-butt back before he starves. Hope she's grown a brain by then.
Damn. I didn't think of that but I'll bet you're right. He has been taken care of his whole life and NOW he is gainfully employed (through our tax dollars) sitting his big ass at home and is thumbing his nose at the one who enabled him to survive this long.
:thatsright:
I think you're right.
KC
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Damn. I didn't think of that but I'll bet you're right. He has been taken care of his whole life and NOW he is gainfully employed (through our tax dollars) sitting his big ass at home and is thumbing his nose at the one who enabled him to survive this long.
:thatsright:
I think you're right.
KC
Didn't happen, sir.
The shadowy primitive got turned down.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37825.0/
What a relief.
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I dunno why the shadowy primitive just doesn't do more hours driving a taxi-cab.
Why am I reminded of a Harry Chapin tune? (Sorry Frank. Here: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/harry-chapin/taxi.html).
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Why am I reminded of a Harry Chapin tune? (Sorry Frank. Here: http://www.lyricsdepot.com/harry-chapin/taxi.html).
Hey, wait a minute. I like that song and don't want it ruined by any association with DUmmies.
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Didn't happen, sir.
The shadowy primitive got turned down.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,37825.0/
What a relief.
Thanks Frank.
He does mention in that thread something about an appeal. Jeez, they don't ever give up trying to get free shit. How much money do we spend trying to keep these leeches out of our pockets?
KC
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Thanks Frank.
He does mention in that thread something about an appeal. Jeez, they don't ever give up trying to get free shit. How much money do we spend trying to keep these leeches out of our pockets?
KC
Gazillions!
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Thanks Frank.
He does mention in that thread something about an appeal. Jeez, they don't ever give up trying to get free shit. How much money do we spend trying to keep these leeches out of our pockets?
KC
"Jeez, they don't ever give up trying to get free shit." This is the key to getting disability. I know several people who have gone through this process,and "don't quit" is what they say. Eventually you will get your SSDI, plus a bulk payment for back monies. Sometimes in the tens of thousands. I hate to give this DUmmie the secret, but maybe he doesn't lurk here.
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Here ya go shadowDummie...a "poem" written, possibly about you, by a guy who actually HAS some talent...
Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Whoa, aqualung
Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.
Feeling alone --
the army's up the road
salvation a la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't you start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
The December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard was
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
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Thanks Frank.
He does mention in that thread something about an appeal. Jeez, they don't ever give up trying to get free shit. How much money do we spend trying to keep these leeches out of our pockets?
KC
Don't lawyers cost money? Were'd that come from?
Cindie
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Don't lawyers cost money? Were'd that come from?
Cindie
Cindie, From what I've been able to learn about this process it looks like the lawyers who do these cases are shooting for getting a piece of the 'lump sum' the 'disabled' person gets. Basically they work on a contingent fee basis. DAT may have more info on that.
As I posted in another thread I know a guy who just got on 100% disability. He supposedly got a $36,000 lump sum because he had been denied so long and once he was found to be 'disabled' WE had to pay him back for the 3 years WE denied him HIS money. Now ... he has a new boat and goes fishing every day it is nice and WE pay him $2,700/month .... he is less than 40 years old.
KC
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Cindie, From what I've been able to learn about this process it looks like the lawyers who do these cases are shooting for getting a piece of the 'lump sum' the 'disabled' person gets. Basically they work on a contingent fee basis. DAT may have more info on that.
As I posted in another thread I know a guy who just got on 100% disability. He supposedly got a $36,000 lump sum because he had been denied so long and once he was found to be 'disabled' WE had to pay him back for the 3 years WE denied him HIS money. Now ... he has a new boat and goes fishing every day it is nice and WE pay him $2,700/month .... he is less than 40 years old.
KC
Yeah, the payment goes back to the time they originally applied for disability, doesn't it?
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Don't lawyers cost money? Were'd that come from?
Cindie
government funded Legal Services
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Contingency
scumbags liars lawyers.
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Debra Medina's campaign is OVER.
She does not dismiss the idea that the government was behind 9-11