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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on February 06, 2010, 10:48:47 AM
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Feb-06-10 11:45 AM
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My dog and the Republicans have the same two-step concept of sharing and compromise:
Step 1: Give me some of what you have.
Step 2: Now give me the rest of it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7653159
Your dog is a liberal dude. You have a juicy steak that theoretically you worked to buy and someone worked to cook it. Your dog lounged around all day long and now wants as much of that steak as you can possibly give him. He may even whine and cry a little to try to make you feel bad and give in and share your steak with him. Even if you gave him the whole thing ten seconds after he woofed it down he would be begging for more. Yes my friends dogs are liberal democrats. But at least we can enjoy the company of our dogs so they do have a purpose.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7653159
Your dog is a liberal dude. You have a juicy steak that theoretically you worked to buy and someone worked to cook it. Your dog lounged around all day long and now wants as much of that steak as you can possibly give him. He may even whine and cry a little to try to make you feel bad and give in and share your steak with him. Even if you gave him the whole thing ten seconds after he woofed it down he would be begging for more. Yes my friends dogs are liberal democrats. But at least we can enjoy the company of our dogs so they do have a purpose.
You also forget the other rule of the liberal. If you turn your back on what's left of your steak the dog will steal it.
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You also forget the other rule of the liberal. If you turn your back on what's left of your steak the dog will steal it.
Our dog is well behaved enough not to steal food. But I bet if I left the table long enough I'd have a happy dog and an empty plate. :-)
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Our dog is well behaved enough not to steal food. But I bet if I left the table long enough I'd have a happy dog and an empty plate. :-)
This dog here might jump on the table and take it while your eating. heh.