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Title: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 01, 2010, 04:13:54 PM
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brettdale (1000+ posts)     Mon Feb-01-10 04:55 PM
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Some freepers just came to my door (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7619480)

Yes we have freepers in this part of the world too.

Some freepers just came to my door, saying the earthquakes and floods are God's work because
he is angry with the world. I just told them i was busy, I should of gone DU on their butts.
 

Zero bongs, no conversion, no bushes, etc.

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rd_kent  (1000+ posts)
Mon Feb-01-10 04:57 PM
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2. That REALLY happened and all you came up with was "I'm busy"?? Doesnt pass the smell test....


 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on February 01, 2010, 04:20:50 PM
Even the DUmmies know it was fake. So, zero bongs.

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obliviously  (1000+ posts)     Mon Feb-01-10 05:24 PM
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21. boing

followed by the blue bouncing ball which is exactly what I post in response to a bouncy. Originality was never their strong point.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 04:24:40 PM
"Hi, we're from the Church of Freep"

"All hail Jim Robinson"

"And we are giving out these handy Issues tracts in the neighborhood"
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 01, 2010, 04:57:33 PM
Oh for cryin' out loud! The only one's going door to door with that crap are Jehova's! They certainly aren't FReepers!
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 01, 2010, 05:02:09 PM
Oh for cryin' out loud! The only one's going door to door with that crap are Jehova's! They certainly aren't FReepers!

I was having trouble copying & pasting with this browser for some reason, but meant to add in that "Brettdale" is in New Zealand.  I didn't know there were any Freepers there. :-)
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 05:03:23 PM
I was having trouble copying & pasting with this browser for some reason, but meant to add in that "Brettdale" is in New Zealand.  I didn't know there were any Freepers there. :-)

Got FReepers everywhere.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: dutch508 on February 01, 2010, 05:07:30 PM
Oh for cryin' out loud! The only one's going door to door with that crap are Jehova's! They certainly aren't FReepers!

No Sh*t, there I was...

...I was waiting for housing to open up at Fortress Riley and was living in a three room apartment in the Jay-C. Every Saturday morning, just as I got out of the Shower, the knock came at my door. I'd open, dressed in a towel, to two JW women. The two comprised of one (mid-60s) and the other (twenties).

This happened not once, but several times over the months. Every time...me standing there dripping wet, and these two embarassed and fleeing...

 :hi5:


what are these two smilies doing? Syncronized jacking?
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Chris on February 01, 2010, 05:09:07 PM
Air guitar!
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2010, 05:15:37 PM
I once had a secretary who was a Jehovah's Witness. Kind of goofy around holidays and United Way drive time, but otherwise a very nice girl and an excellent secretary. I'd have to ask someone else to put up Christmas decorations, and I'd put in a few bucks to UW in her name so we could claim 100% participation. They just have a real weird cultish side to them.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: thundley4 on February 01, 2010, 07:07:53 PM
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LaPera (1000+ posts)             Mon Feb-01-10 06:30 PM
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28. I always have hits of acid on hand & invite them in for coffee - six hours later they are democrats

More proof that DimRats are  :censored: in the head. 
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: TheSarge on February 02, 2010, 11:04:52 AM
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I should of gone DU on their butts.

Yes because screaming like a girl...wetting yourself and curling up into the fetal position is such an intimidating action.
 

:whatever:

Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: NHSparky on February 02, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I used to get JW's coming around...but that pretty much stopped when I sprayed chicken blood on the front porch around a chalk outline and a few scattered copies of the Watchtower.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Chris_ on February 02, 2010, 03:08:48 PM
Well.....a number of years ago, I had a JW working for me......he was also handicapped (with Muscular Dystrophy), which comes with a lingering terminal prognisis......

He was one of the best employees that I had at the time......totally dependable, never late, completely honest, worked hard, always upbeat, and never complained.  He and I got into several discussions about religion (his and mine), and when it all came out in the wash, our beliefs were not all that different relatively speaking, with the exception of the holiday things......

Hope that he is still around........

doc
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: miskie on February 02, 2010, 04:52:45 PM
I used to get JW's coming around...but that pretty much stopped when I sprayed chicken blood on the front porch around a chalk outline and a few scattered copies of the Watchtower.

My sister dealt with The Jehovah's Witnesses once, and they have never darkened my parent's doorstep again - they came, she let them in, let them talk - then afterward said (paraphrase) "Now let me tell you about my lord and master, Satan.."    :lmao:

BTW- she is a perfectly well-adjusted Libertarian/Constitutionalist - not a Satanist.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: IassaFTots on February 02, 2010, 04:56:31 PM
My sister dealt with The Jehovah's Witnesses once, and they have never darkened my parent's doorstep again - they came, she let them in, let them talk - then afterward said (paraphrase) "Now let me tell you about my lord and master, Satan.."    :lmao:

BTW- she is a perfectly well-adjusted Libertarian/Constitutionalist - not a Satanist.

Heh.  A former roommate of mine did the same dang thing.  I was happy for it.  The Kingdom Hall was less than a mile away. 

My boss is a JW.  When she gets real drunk at an happy hour she tries to recruit.  No lie. 
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: USA4ME on February 02, 2010, 07:30:21 PM
Quote from:
brettdale

I just told them i was busy, I should of gone DU on their butts.

You did go all DU on them by lying and saying you were busy.  DUmmies lie.  All the time.

.   
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 02, 2010, 08:41:46 PM
he opened the door and saw noone... then the freepers jumped out of the bushes
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: vesta111 on February 02, 2010, 10:17:25 PM
     My son came home one day from work, he had found one of the JW pamphlets at work and out of curiosity read it. He brought the pamphlet to me to read.

This was a few years ago on the anniversary of when the pamphlet was first published in I believe 1938.   It had drawings of the German consructions camps and gas chambers that were in construction.

This pamphlet must have reached millions of door steps but no one bothered to read it.   Crazy Cult they called the JW, humans would not do such a thing they thought. 

The JW have and had a world wide org. looking out for threats to their faith. They were right on the money but who will listen to the few preaching in the wilderness.

I welcome anyone from a religious org. into my home. Good well meaning people that are not going to steal my spoons.  In site into how others think and view life is important to me.

Heck I am open to anyones view on life, in my home if they come to call they are guests and I would never question their ideas, listen then try to mull over what they told me when they left.

Now if were the Phelps family I would do the same but never turn my back on them,  they are spooky, I would rather have a Voodoo man beating his bongo in the livingroom and chickens in the back yard loosing their heads.      Dinner time---fried chicken collard greens, yams and mashed potatoes with gravy and Okra on the side 








Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: dutch508 on February 02, 2010, 10:25:52 PM
Plenty of JWs killed by the NAZIs.


and the Soviets...



and the Muslims...


 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 03, 2010, 01:40:46 AM
Plenty of JWs killed by the NAZIs.
and the Soviets...
and the Muslims...
 :fuelfire:

They swear no oath to government. Libertarians should be so honorable. (Thats supposed to be funny)
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 03, 2010, 02:46:26 AM
The JW's must have marked the mantle over my door....they haven't come by here in a long time.

Hell, I used to enjoy reading their tracts. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any of those laying around lately....hmmmm
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: TheSarge on February 03, 2010, 06:12:10 AM
The JW's must have marked the mantle over my door....they haven't come by here in a long time.

Hell, I used to enjoy reading their tracts. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any of those laying around lately....hmmmm

JW's used to come bother my parents next door neighbor all the time when I was a kid...until she finally had eough and told them she was Catholic (which was true).  According to my mom they practically ran from the house.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 03, 2010, 08:06:02 AM
JW's used to come bother my parents next door neighbor all the time when I was a kid...until she finally had eough and told them she was Catholic (which was true).  According to my mom they practically ran from the house.

I had a JW call me a couple of weeks ago--on a Saturday.  I engaged the caller in conversation, and when I mentioned that I was Catholic, they were in a hurry to end the call . . .
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Karin on February 03, 2010, 12:30:00 PM
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until she finally had eough and told them she was Catholic (which was true).  According to my mom they practically ran from the house.

I told 'em we were Muslim. 
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: littlelamb on February 03, 2010, 12:36:52 PM
My friend answers the door with heavy metal blaring in the background saying see you there and shuts the door. Or if he really wants to mess with them asks if he can pray with him. :tongue:
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 03, 2010, 12:39:11 PM
I just tell 'em the quicker they get off the property the better it will be for 'em. The 1909 Parker Bros. Dbl Barrel 12 Ga. leaning next to the door, is usually enough for them to get the idea.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 03, 2010, 12:53:10 PM
We'll get more bouncies now that they have been told to turn off MSNbC
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: franksolich on February 03, 2010, 04:23:41 PM
I had a JW call me a couple of weeks ago--on a Saturday.  I engaged the caller in conversation, and when I mentioned that I was Catholic, they were in a hurry to end the call . . .

Yeah, I always wondered about that.

Why do they react that way when seeing us?

We're nice guys.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 03, 2010, 05:54:02 PM
Catholics will burn JW's at the stake, I guess. Maybe it has somethin' to do with the "Dark Ages".
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 03, 2010, 06:24:43 PM
Catholics will burn JW's at the stake, I guess. Maybe it has somethin' to do with the "Dark Ages".

Cathlicism is the "false church" they call Christendom.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: delilahmused on February 03, 2010, 07:07:43 PM
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I welcome anyone from a religious org. into my home. Good well meaning people that are not going to steal my spoons.  In site into how others think and view life is important to me.

Now that's funny! Because in all seriousness, you have to watch out for those unitarians...they'll steal your spoons and your forks.

Cindie
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: DefiantSix on February 03, 2010, 07:08:59 PM
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brettdale (1000+ posts)     Mon Feb-01-10 04:55 PM
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Some freepers just came to my door

Yes we have freepers in this part of the world too.

Some freepers just came to my door, saying the earthquakes and floods are God's work because
he is angry with the world. I just told them i was busy, I should of gone DU on their butts.

Umm, DUmmy brettdale?  The FReepers are at the door.  They're asking for you, dude.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_H2KjtJnsvcU/Sjjokh9U8SI/AAAAAAAAAxk/Ih2Z0n8JOTo/s1600/black_helicopter.jpg)
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 03, 2010, 07:10:49 PM
When we finally "come to your door", you aren't in the "proper physical condition" to be posting about it afterward at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 04, 2010, 01:42:52 AM
When we finally "come to your door", you aren't in the "proper physical condition" to be posting about it afterward at the DUmp.

These little "Goons", never want to saee a real American show up on their doorstep!
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: vesta111 on February 04, 2010, 07:10:18 AM
These little "Goons", never want to saee a real American show up on their doorstep!

 :mental: :mental: :mental:

These are not Goons these are average people that spend their free time with their kids trying to save our souls.      They are sincere people who have been on step ahead of us.

I like these people and admire them for surviving so far.  I have read that in Europe after the WW2 there were less the 1,200 left.

I loved to read both Awake and the Watchtower Last time they came to my door they did not leave them free for them as in the past, they wanted $5,00 for the both.

My biggest problem with the publications was there was no credit to the writer.   No way to write in any ideas to them.

These are sincere people, to get a laugh out of scaring them, is only to strengthen their own faith. Just giving them more ammo for their spiritual guns. 

It does not harm you when the Mormons or JW show up. Unless busy, why not take 15 minutes out of your life to hear them out.?   

If the DELI LAMA showed up on your door step would you turn him away?

Say you are a Southern Baptist , if the POPE came to visit, would you slam the door in his face.?

Much to be learned from those different from us, if we truly believe in our faith, then the other view is for augmention to accept or reject.

Belief that is on solid ground can listen to other views and listen with an open mind.  Those whose who have a faith that is on shaky ground are the ones that fear other ideas will cause us to question our faith.

What happens to our intelect when we turn a back on the different and the different ideas.?     Should we not be open to listen to all ideas.

Only those who have shaky faith in their faith would fear the ideas of others.   



 

     

 
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: TheSarge on February 04, 2010, 07:15:25 AM
:mental: :mental: :mental:

These are not Goons these are average people that spend their free time with their kids trying to save our souls.      They are sincere people who have been on step ahead of us.

I like these people and admire them for surviving so far.  I have read that in Europe after the WW2 there were less the 1,200 left.

I loved to read both Awake and the Watchtower Last time they came to my door they did not leave them free for them as in the past, they wanted $5,00 for the both.

My biggest problem with the publications was there was no credit to the writer.   No way to write in any ideas to them.

These are sincere people, to get a laugh out of scaring them, is only to strengthen their own faith. Just giving them more ammo for their spiritual guns. 

It does not harm you when the Mormons or JW show up. Unless busy, why not take 15 minutes out of your life to hear them out.?   

If the DELI LAMA showed up on your door step would you turn him away?

Say you are a Southern Baptist , if the POPE came to visit, would you slam the door in his face.?

Much to be learned from those different from us, if we truly believe in our faith, then the other view is for augmention to accept or reject.

Belief that is on solid ground can listen to other views and listen with an open mind.  Those whose who have a faith that is on shaky ground are the ones that fear other ideas will cause us to question our faith.

What happens to our intelect when we turn a back on the different and the different ideas.?     Should we not be open to listen to all ideas.

Only those who have shaky faith in their faith would fear the ideas of others.   



 

     

 

Sober up you old crone and re read what he posted.

The "little goons" that AllosarusRus are referring to are your fellow Liberal idiots at DU....NOT the Jehovah's Witness folks that the DUmmies wrongly describe as FReepers.

FFS do something to improve your reading comprehension before you hit enter next time.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 04, 2010, 11:17:53 AM
:mental: :mental: :mental:

These are not Goons these are average people that spend their free time with their kids trying to save our souls.      They are sincere people who have been on step ahead of us.

I like these people and admire them for surviving so far.  I have read that in Europe after the WW2 there were less the 1,200 left.

I loved to read both Awake and the Watchtower Last time they came to my door they did not leave them free for them as in the past, they wanted $5,00 for the both.

My biggest problem with the publications was there was no credit to the writer.   No way to write in any ideas to them.

These are sincere people, to get a laugh out of scaring them, is only to strengthen their own faith. Just giving them more ammo for their spiritual guns. 

It does not harm you when the Mormons or JW show up. Unless busy, why not take 15 minutes out of your life to hear them out.?   

If the DELI LAMA showed up on your door step would you turn him away?

Say you are a Southern Baptist , if the POPE came to visit, would you slam the door in his face.?

Much to be learned from those different from us, if we truly believe in our faith, then the other view is for augmention to accept or reject.

Belief that is on solid ground can listen to other views and listen with an open mind.  Those whose who have a faith that is on shaky ground are the ones that fear other ideas will cause us to question our faith.

What happens to our intelect when we turn a back on the different and the different ideas.?     Should we not be open to listen to all ideas.

Only those who have shaky faith in their faith would fear the ideas of others.   



 

     

 

You reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy need to bone up on your rading comprehension "Numbers"! GOOD GRIEF! like I would find fault with someone's Religious beliefs! That would be more likely to be you and your fellow brethren over at the DUmp!

What a maroon, what a nincompoop!
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 04, 2010, 02:54:12 PM
I had lunch today at the Deli Lama.
Title: Re: Some freepers just came to my door
Post by: vesta111 on February 04, 2010, 06:49:41 PM
I had lunch today at the Deli Lama.

What was on the menu, rice, rice, rice.?

Try the FAT BUDDA   they are not bad.

Me I like my Irish Pubs, good eats good music and good good drinks.
I do not think rice is on the menu, we need our POTATOS.