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Title: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 03:56:32 PM
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Oh my.

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BarbaRosa  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-18-10 09:53 AM
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A cupcake question.

On average how many cupcakes does a standard cake recipe make?

I've found I rather like making cakes, although I'm not much of a cake eater. I'm thinking if I make cupcakes they will easier to hand out to friends and family.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 12:14 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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1. If I'm not mistaken, they tell you on the back of the box. I haven't seen one in a long time but it seems to me they gave pan sizes including cupcakes.

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BarbaRosa  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-18-10 01:46 PM
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3. I've mainly been using from scratch recipes.

Mostly from The Mixer Bible, I'm kinda new at this.

But thanks, it gives me some idea.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 02:54 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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4. Sorry. I misread your OP this morning.

I thought you had asked about a standard cake mix.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jan-18-10 03:14 PM
#09 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
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5. I'd count on a dozen cupcakes from each 9 inch layer but the way to know for sure is to half fill the cake pan and then transfer the water into cupcake tins, half filling each, and just counting them out.

You're also going to need to alter baking time, but you knew that already, right?

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BarbaRosa  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-18-10 03:27 PM
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6. Didn't really know, but suspected it.

I'm going to guess a little less time.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jan-18-10 12:44 PM
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2. Makes 18 to 24 cupcakes...
 
I think that's normal - and what a great idea! and a great way to share your talents! 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 05:00:24 PM
talent?

at following instructions?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: DefiantSix on January 18, 2010, 05:04:08 PM
talent?

at following instructions?

I bet there are even participation trophies available.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 05:08:24 PM
You know, given the unimaginative mentality of the cooking and baking primitives, I suspect that if a primitive has a 9- or 12-slot cupcake pan, he thinks he needs to use all 9 or 12 slots. 

It wouldn't occur to the primitive that he can use only 6 or 8 or 10 of those slots.

The primitive mind-set is remarkably rigid, like that of a robot.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 05:11:03 PM
You know, given the unimaginative mentality of the cooking and baking primitives, I suspect that if a primitive has a 9- or 12-slot cupcake pan, he thinks he needs to use all 9 or 12 slots. 

It wouldn't occur to the primitive that he can use only 6 or 8 or 10 of those slots.

The primitive mind-set is remarkably rigid, like that of a robot.

fuzzy logic?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 05:13:30 PM
fuzzy logic?

Not so much "fuzzy logic," but more so unimaginative, uncreative, unadaptable minds.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: DefiantSix on January 18, 2010, 05:15:19 PM
fuzzy logic?

If it's fuzzy, it's only because of all the mold growing on it.  That's what happens when you leave shit in a cool, dark, damp confined space - like a DUmmy head - for too long.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: kenth on January 18, 2010, 05:21:27 PM
You know, given the unimaginative mentality of the cooking and baking primitives, I suspect that if a primitive has a 9- or 12-slot cupcake pan, he thinks he needs to use all 9 or 12 slots. 

It wouldn't occur to the primitive that he can use only 6 or 8 or 10 of those slots.

The primitive mind-set is remarkably rigid, like that of a robot.

I wonder what happens if they only have a muffin pan.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
I wonder what happens if they only have a muffin pan.

Then they won't make cupcakes, only muffins.

A persistent chronic whine of the cooking and baking primitives is their lack of storage space for all of their cooking implements.

It never occurs to the primitives that one thing can have more than one use, thus cutting down on the need to have, and store, things.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Defiant1 on January 18, 2010, 05:34:29 PM
It never occurs to the primitives that one thing can have more than one use, thus cutting down on the need to have, and store, things.

Are we talking turkey basters here?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 05:41:26 PM
Are we talking turkey basters here?

Well, I'm sure it doesn't occur to the primitives that basting a turkey can be done using a simple table spoon (either size) gotten out of the silverware drawer; one doesn't need a special tool for it.

And again, given the primitive mind-set, if a primitive has a turkey baster, he won't think to use it to baste a chicken or a duck or a goose or a ham; noooooooo--one has to have a special chicken baster, a special duck baster, a special goose baster, a special ham baster, and daren't use the turkey baster.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Randy on January 18, 2010, 05:50:57 PM
I bet there are even participation trophies available.


and everyone wins...
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:02:44 PM
Then they won't make cupcakes, only muffins.

A persistent chronic whine of the cooking and baking primitives is their lack of storage space for all of their cooking implements.

It never occurs to the primitives that one thing can have more than one use, thus cutting down on the need to have, and store, things.

You can make corn bread in almost any pan
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: franksolich on January 18, 2010, 06:03:57 PM
You can make corn bread in almost any pan.

You and I can do that, sir, along with all other decent and civilized people.

But the primitives could do it only with a corn bread pan.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:07:13 PM
You and I can do that, sir, along with all other decent and civilized people.

But the primitives could do it only with a corn bread pan.

Someone could do a brisk business selling pans to DUmmies. "They might look the same, Pam, but this one is just for corn bread, that one is for stuffing, that one for ham hocks......"
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 18, 2010, 06:09:21 PM
Someone could do a brisk business selling pans to DUmmies. "They might look the same, Pam, but this one is just for corn bread, that one is for stuffing, that one for ham hocks......"

Haven't you ever heard of Pampered Chef?
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: PatriotGame on January 18, 2010, 06:09:49 PM
talent?

at following instructions?
AND...for NOT needing a taxpayer funded bureaucratic government program that would breast feed her through the process - of baking - cupcakes - by herself....in her own kitchen!
A brand new experience for a DUmmy. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
You and I can do that, sir, along with all other decent and civilized people.

But the primitives could do it only with a corn bread pan.

A pre-sliced cornbread pan...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cocjQn64L._AA260_.jpg)

Or you can get one that makes little corcob-shaped loaves.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:36:43 PM
Haven't you ever heard of Pampered Chef?

lol. no. heh.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:37:45 PM
A pre-sliced cornbread pan...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cocjQn64L._AA260_.jpg)

Or you can get one that makes little corcob-shaped loaves.

 :thatsright:

 :mental:

Puh-Leeze.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:41:45 PM
That's the kind of thing my sister would buy.  Because slicing your cornbread into smaller pieces is just too time consuming.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:44:13 PM
That's the kind of thing my sister would buy.  Because slicing your cornbread into smaller pieces is just too time consuming.

ridiculous.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 18, 2010, 06:46:49 PM
lol. no. heh.
Website for Pampered Chef (http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/category_details.tpc?code=NEW&id=22&parentCatId=22&parentId=)

Their stuff is pretty good quality, but they have a lot of little single purpose items.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:49:44 PM
Website for Pampered Chef (http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/category_details.tpc?code=NEW&id=22&parentCatId=22&parentId=)

Their stuff is pretty good quality, but they have a lot of little single purpose items.
Reminds me of the last time I shopped at Target.

If you see Alton Brown using something fancy or expensive, he probably got it from King Arthur Flour.  That's what Good Eats reminds me of.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 18, 2010, 06:50:38 PM
Website for Pampered Chef (http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/category_details.tpc?code=NEW&id=22&parentCatId=22&parentId=)

Their stuff is pretty good quality, but they have a lot of little single purpose items.

I bet I could come up with new purposes.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: thundley4 on January 18, 2010, 06:51:20 PM
:thatsright:

 :mental:

Puh-Leeze.

How about presliced brownies?

(http://www.outblush.com/women/images/2008/09/slice-solutions-brownie-pan.gif)
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:54:08 PM
How about presliced brownies?

Again, something my sister would buy.  She bought me an enchilada press for Christmas one year... most useless thing I've ever seen.  It wasn't even versatile like a sandwich press, or something I would use more than once like a waffle iron.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 18, 2010, 06:57:25 PM
Again, something my sister would buy.  She bought me an enchilada press for Christmas one year... most useless thing I've ever seen.  It wasn't even versatile like a sandwich press, or something I would use more than once like a waffle iron.

Why would you need to press Enchiladas? 
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:59:01 PM
Sorry, it was a quesadilla maker
I'm still at work... my  brain is doing other things. :lmao:
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: whiffleball on January 18, 2010, 07:20:06 PM
Website for Pampered Chef (http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/category_details.tpc?code=NEW&id=22&parentCatId=22&parentId=)

Their stuff is pretty good quality, but they have a lot of little single purpose items.

I haven't seen their products for some time.  I love quality kitchen wares and can spend a lot of time in a place like Williams-Sonoma or, now, on the PC site.  Holy Cow!  Almost $500 for a knife set.  I need some new ones, but I'll have to look elsewhere.
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: debk on January 18, 2010, 08:01:20 PM
I haven't seen their products for some time.  I love quality kitchen wares and can spend a lot of time in a place like Williams-Sonoma or, now, on the PC site.  Holy Cow!  Almost $500 for a knife set.  I need some new ones, but I'll have to look elsewhere.

If you have a Ross's, Marshall's, TJMaxx or a Homestore....they are wonderful for buying cooking stuff! Even Tuesday Morning, but they are the most expensive of the 5 stores.

I love going into them and finding things for the kitchen. Found a mandolin back in the fall for $13. It's heavy duty white plastic with the most wickedly sharp blades. This is my 3rd one....not that there was anything wrong with the first two, except each newer one has had a better piece that holds the potato or onion....actually safer is a better word. I have done wicked damage to a few fingers on them. Sliced them so quickly and clean, that I was bleeding profusely before the pain hit.  :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

They are also a good place for pots and pans. I have bought several Calphalon pieces and Tivoli pots for a fraction of what they cost in the department stores.

You have to know what you are buying and the what they cost at Dillard's, Williams Sonoma, etc, to know if you are getting a good deal or know the brand.

I've been really pleased with most everything I have bought at those stores.,...and their prices beat the heck out of WS.

Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: Ree on January 18, 2010, 11:44:01 PM
You can make corn bread in almost any pan
iron skillet works best
Title: Re: primitives discuss cupcakes
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 18, 2010, 11:55:01 PM
I haven't seen their products for some time.  I love quality kitchen wares and can spend a lot of time in a place like Williams-Sonoma or, now, on the PC site.  Holy Cow!  Almost $500 for a knife set.  I need some new ones, but I'll have to look elsewhere.
Alfred Packer got a very sharp set of knives for hippywife at a sale of used equipment by the coroner's office.