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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on January 13, 2010, 10:14:14 AM
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Well, this one has already disappeared down the DUmp memory hole. I hate to make the brain damaged DUmmy's day by making him a celebrity, but decided to bring it over anyway. The purpose of his post was to be sure all the DUmmies got to review the results of the Top DUmmy competition, and to give voice to his jealous fury at not even making the top twenty, after being so excited at his nomination. Unfortunately, he made his post in the wee hours, and it swirled down the memory hole before most DUmbasses had a chance to see it.
DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-13-10 02:31 AM
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.
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The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-13-10 02:46 AM
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1. That guy has more than a morbid fascination with DU. That is a psychotic
obsession with DU & the forum posters.
Even DUmmies are embarrassed at what they post.
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Thread + Memory Hole = DU
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DainBramaged still has me on ignore. :tongue:
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They do hate to have their hate exposed.
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They do hate to have their hate exposed.
I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.
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I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.
Even bad attention is still attention.
:lmao:
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Another keyboard commando.
I would suggest that the primitive give his real name, address, and phone number so that he could see what happens were he to try and say that to someone's face. But he was too scared to post what he did here, much less go the extra step.
:yawn:
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Oh, we've gone from being "probably gay" to missing genitalia...how quaint. Like being called yet another name by life's most pathetic losers is going to make us suddenly stop. Watching DU is entertaining. Where else can you watch a train wreck, soap opera performed by mental patients, and prison-worthy philosophers all at the same time?
Cindie
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Oh, we've gone from being "probably gay" to missing genitalia...how quaint. Like being called yet another name by life's most pathetic losers is going to make us suddenly stop. Watching DU is entertaining. Where else can you watch a train wreck, soap opera performed by mental patients, and prison-worthy philosophers all at the same time?
Cindie
Yet the DUmmys have as a mascot Underground Panther whom had HER breasts surgically removed because she/it/him/tranny thinks she/it is a man.
Yea...and WE are the ones with the "issues".
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-13-10 02:31 AM
Original message
Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.
To think that this is posted on a message board where about 60% are unemployed and the rest are working minimum wage jobs.
Then there's the ones who don't know what sex they are, what sex they want to try and date and in one case isn't sure what species it is. Most all of them admit to mental illness and routinely compare their psychiatric medications. Yep, we're the losers. :rotf: :tongue:
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-13-10 02:31 AM
Original message
Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.
Underground Panther is your mascot, the majority of you DUmmys, including you, admit to mental illness, being conically unemployed, on mounds of psychotropic meds, hate your ****ed up "fundy" parents, are fags, dykes, trannys, furrys, pedophiles, ex-cons, draft-dodgers, America hating Taliban loving Marxists, slacker anarchist tree-huggers, AND, consider your DUmp as the foundation of the "Reality Based Community" while your DU Ad Bot kicks your asses daily.
Oh one more thing; the seething resentments that cause you DUmmys so much angst and anger gives ALL of us immense pleasure.
Suck on those facts little impotent fag-boy.
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Conservative turds in caves, so juvenile and weak
Their lives are so meaningless they need to talk about US in a special section. What a bunch of complete **** ups. Losers in life, losers in love (unless they have blow up dolls) and losers without genitalia of any kind.
"...so juvenile..." ? And the DUmmie's comment was so mature.
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"...so juvenile..." ? And the DUmmie's comment was so mature.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! The little man has his panties in a rip! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
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Hey, where is my blow up pony?
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Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives? Quote them and point and laugh? I don't know of any. Laugh at the idiocy, that is. Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way.
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW? How about the Puffpoos?
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Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives? Quote them and point and laugh? I don't know of any. Laugh at the idiocy, that is. Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way.
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW? How about the Puffpoos?
Not that I know of. KosKids are just way too serious and depressing, and Puffies are too stoopid to follow!
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Do mirror sites exist, that make relentless quality fun of conservatives? Quote them and point and laugh? I don't know of any. Laugh at the idiocy, that is. Some stuff on here is comedy gold, in a good way.
Does anybody lampoon the Kostards, BTW? How about the Puffpoos?
Every once in a while, DUmmie FUnnies (PJ-Comix on FR) will do the KOmmies or HufPo.
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Have you seen the DUmmies make fun of conservatives? They're terrible. They just don't get it.
Auntie Pinko? Top Ten Conservative Idiots? Please.
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One reason they don`t have a satire or mocking section is that it exposes them to the fallacy of their own beliefs reading it.
What they exist on is raw emotion of the darkest varieties..greed,jealousy,selfishness.
They can`t stand to see that pointed out in any way as it proves their belief system wrong.
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Yeah, that's what I thought. Even if there was material there, their primitive senses of humor just aren't up to dealing with it. You can see it in the lame lunacy of their bumper sticker and Tshirt slogan contests. They thought that are_grits_groceries's bouncy tale with the doll in a buggy was the most hilarious story they'd heard EVAH.
Oh, and they had a "Name Sarah Palin's Fox segment" thread, with predictable results. Too lame to bring over and bore the rest of you with.
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They truly do not live in reality
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Hey, where is my blow up pony?
I think benburch took them all.
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Hmmmm.
The_Casual_Observer (1000+ posts) Wed Jan-13-10 02:46 AM
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1. That guy has more than a morbid fascination with DU. That is a psychotic
obsession with DU & the forum posters.
Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?
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Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?
Gee.... I wonder who it could possibly be?
:bow:
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Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?
Probably the same person s/he believes is over there unreccing. Paranoia will create all sorts of imaginary boogeymen.
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Gee.... I wonder who it could possibly be?
:bow:
Yeah, I kind of thought so.
They'd probably accuse Margaret Mead of the same thing.
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*snicker*
Watching them seethe and impotently piss on the floor like this is hysterically funny.
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Paranoia will create all sorts of imaginary boogeymen.
Yeah, that does seem to happen a lot with the primitives, this imaginary "evil force" that knows all, can do all.
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*snicker*
Watching them seethe and impotently piss on the floor like this is hysterically funny.
I suspect that obscure unterprimitiven is just jealous.
Primitives can sometimes be like a "high-maintenance" cat, demanding all of the attention; drama queens.
But there's only so many hours in the day.....
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Hmmmm.
Anybody have any idea as to whom this obscure primitive, this unterprimitiven, is referring?
You're kiddin' right Coach?
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You're kiddin' right Coach?
Well, I just wanted to be sure, because sometimes my ego overinflates me.
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Well, I just wanted to be sure, because sometimes my ego overinflates me.
Let us make it clear to benburch that you are NOT a blow-up furrie
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Let us make it clear to benburch that you are NOT a blow-up furrie
There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!
ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!
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There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!
ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!
Well ya could stick it up his bum...but I think he might smack the piss outta ya.
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There's no where to put the inflator, heh heh!
ETA:(Isn't it usually in the ear? I know, I'm crass! But I luv ya Coach and figured you'd enjoy a little "ear" humor!) You've 'probly heard 'em all, I'm sure!
You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.
Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.
Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?
I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.
You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.
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You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.
Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.
Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?
I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.
You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.
Unfortunately, due to my occupation, I know more than I ever wanted to know! I've only seen one, and unfortunately or fortunately, depending how ya want to look at it, it was in the ear!
ETA: (and for those of our members that are more than likely morbid, it was pretty crusty!)
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You know, sir, I've never in my life seen an inflatable sex-toy.
Or if I did, I wasn't paying attention to what it was.
Is that where they blow them up, in the ear?
I guess if I would have ever thought out it, I would've just assumed they're blown up using a stem about where the belly button would be.
You'd be surprised at what I don't know.....including about the primitives.
you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?
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you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?
You really are living a sheltered life, Ree! LOL! Sorry I posted that before I realized you were speaking of the Coach. Heh, heh.
I doubt seriously many "conservative" men have seen "blow up dolls". After all, we are actually used to the real thing!
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you've NEVER seen a blowup doll?
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't; I really don't know.
I've seen many phenomenons in my life, but I'd be damned if I knew what they were.
If one has ever attended one of these workplace "diversity" sessions, one of the most-frequently quoted statistics is that people learn 80% of what they know, from hearing. What they learn from what they see, for example, isn't anything compared with what they learn from what they hear.
I dunno how they arrived at their statistic, but it sounds reasonable to me.
I suspect this is what gave me entry into aspects of the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, that are generally kept hidden from westerners.
It helped of course that unlike the few other westerners there, I hung with the workers and peasants rather than the elites.
But essentially, I was given entry to numerous hospitals, half a dozen prisons, too many jails to count, a couple of crematoriums, three warehouses where military equipment was stored, four orphanges, two lunatic asylums, innumerable factories, and much to my subsequent regret, three different nuclear power plants.
I was even allowed aboard a Russian ship at Sevastopol.
HOWEVER, I suspect I was given this access simply because the people involved correctly suspected that if I saw something, I wouldn't know what it was anyway, and so it was harmless to show it to me.
(The exception being the hospitals, but they didn't know I knew about hospitals.)
That Russian ship, for example, I have no idea if it was a cruiser or a battleship or a mine-sweeper or an LST or whatever; the only thing I knew was that it was a pretty big boat with plenty of firearms.
Thus the life of the deaf; one sees far more than what one understands.
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Blow up dolls, blow up dolls? He must be thinking of his own fellow DUmbass French Fried Cat Crap.
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You really are living a sheltered life, Ree! LOL! Sorry I posted that before I realized you were speaking of the Coach. Heh, heh.
I doubt seriously many "conservative" men have seen "blow up dolls". After all, we are actually used to the real thing!
If I were a DU woman I would be outraged by that comment. :p
Edited to add: LMAO I read "USED" as "USE". As in you USE real women.
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I think they like being the monkeys in a zoo.
Only because it allows them to fling their poo.
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If I were a DU woman I would be outraged by that comment. :p
Edited to add: LMAO I read "USED" as "USE". As in you USE real women.
After 36 years I'd "lay" odds she would agree with you, heh, heh!
She's still the apple of my eye!
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In coach's experience, a "blow up doll" would be the victim of a gas range, like hippywife and poor stupid Beth.
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In coach's experience, a "blow up doll" would be the victim of a gas range, like hippywife and poor stupid Beth.
Yeah, that's pretty much so.
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The things that they think we care about when they post,Bwahahahahahaha