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Title: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
So spill Freeps, when is the wedding yadda yadda yadda and so on and so forth!  :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :hammer: :popcorn: :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:04:22 PM
Am I missing something here?

Is this going to interfere with Freeper being here?
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:05:29 PM
yes.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:06:07 PM
yes.

Well, we didn't give Freeper permission.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:06:27 PM
Am I missing something here?

Is this going to interfere with Freeper being here?


I hope not Frank. It's a private matter. Well, at least until now.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:07:13 PM
I guess it depends on who he is marrying.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
I hope not Frank. It's a private matter. Well, at least until now.  :evillaugh:

Well, Hades.

Congratulations, Freeper!
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:09:08 PM
Well, we didn't give Freeper permission.

It's not up to him.  Not anymore. :-)

Does the riff-raff get an invitation?  I have three weeks of unused vacation....
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 08:11:24 PM
I guess it depends on who he is marrying.  :popcorn:

It certainly isn't me!
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:11:33 PM
It's not up to him.  Not anymore. :-)

Does the riff-raff get an invitation?  I have three weeks of unused vacation....

Would a CC wedding be he most bizarre wedding ever?  :naughty: :popcorn:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:12:06 PM
That would be a hoot.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: thundley4 on December 04, 2009, 08:12:39 PM
Would a CC wedding be he most bizarre wedding ever?  :naughty: :popcorn:
No, that would be a DU wedding.

He's gonna need a new name.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:13:14 PM
Would a CC wedding be he most bizarre wedding ever?  :naughty: :popcorn:

Actually, it would outclass the Bostonian Drunkard's wedding on Skins's island.

And unlike the Bostonian Drunkard, for whom alcohol has ravaged his, uh, drive, I suspect Freeper's in good shape.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:14:15 PM
It certainly isn't me!

Whewf! I mean LOL.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:15:37 PM
That would be a hoot.

Chris, I would like to see you at a wedding... I bet you would be the guy at the helium tank making funny noises.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:16:10 PM
No, that would be a DU wedding.

He's gonna need a new name.  :evillaugh:

What? NolongerFreeper?  :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:17:37 PM
Actually, it would outclass the Bostonian Drunkard's wedding on Skins's island.

And unlike the Bostonian Drunkard, for whom alcohol has ravaged his, uh, drive, I suspect Freeper's in good shape.

Frank, I may seem like a wild woman, but I clean up real nice and I always act dignified when need be.  :naughty:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:17:57 PM
Since I got called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:18:49 PM
Since I called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:

Do we know her?  :bolt:  :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:19:53 PM
Do we know her?  :bolt:  :-)

Nope she's a lib sort of.  :-)

Actually we agree on most issues she just doesn't like republicans too much.

Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:20:34 PM
Actually we agree on most issues she just doesn't like republicans too much.

Oh, you must invite us.  :-)

Seriously, I'd pay for franksolich's plane ticket in exchange for an invitation. :rofl:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:22:01 PM
Chris, I would like to see you at a wedding... I bet you would be the guy at the helium tank making funny noises.  :lmao:

I'm more of a lampshade and fake vomit kind of guy.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:22:17 PM
Nope she's a lib sort of.  :-)

Actually we agree on most issues she just doesn't like republicans too much.



The real question is if she loves Dems too much....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:22:54 PM
Oh, you must invite us.  :-)

Seriously, I'd pay for franksolich's plane ticket in exchange for an invitation. :rofl:

Jan 29th 2011 is the day if anyone wants to come.  :-)

She's really sweet and apparently blind since she wants to marry me.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:23:07 PM
I'm more of a lampshade and fake vomit kind of guy.

I am an arm-farting and pull my finger kind of guy.... I think we would make a perfect date.  :rotf:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: thundley4 on December 04, 2009, 08:23:26 PM
Since I got called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:

Is it wise to give her that much time to change her mind?
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: franksolich on December 04, 2009, 08:23:39 PM
Oh, you must invite us.  :-)

Seriously, I'd pay for franksolich's plane ticket in exchange for an invitation. :rofl:

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to work this.

The tentative plans are to spend Thanksgiving 2010 with JohnnyReb down over there in South Carolina.

I'm now wondering if I could find an excuse to hang around that general area for another eight weeks, for the wedding.

I doubt it, but anything could happen.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:23:50 PM
I am an arm-farting and pull my finger kind of guy.... I think we would make a perfect date.  :rotf:
Sounds like a match made in heaven. :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:24:01 PM
I am an arm-farting and pull my finger kind of guy.... I think we would make a perfect date.  :rotf:

Guy? huh?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:24:40 PM
Is it wise to give her that much time to change her mind?

Heh heh I know risky.  :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:25:14 PM
Jan 29th 2011 is the day if anyone wants to come.  :-)

She's really sweet and apparently blind since she wants to marry me.  :lmao:

Where are you now?
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:25:49 PM
Sounds like a match made in heaven. :lmao:

I think so....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:26:20 PM
Her dog is bugging me to go out
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:27:01 PM
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to work this.

The tentative plans are to spend Thanksgiving 2010 with JohnnyReb down over there in South Carolina.

I'm now wondering if I could find an excuse to hang around that general area for another eight weeks, for the wedding.

I doubt it, but anything could happen.

They have this thing called the internet.  You can book plane tickets just about anywhere.

The biggest problem is ID... since Homeland Security started requiring identification, there's a chance you might get turned away from your point of departure if you're in a different state than your license.  It's slim, but not impossible.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:27:47 PM
Her dog is bugging me to go out

Is that some kind of new kinky talk or somethin?  :confused: :devious: :cheerleader:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:28:45 PM
:cheerleader:

lol
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 04, 2009, 08:29:40 PM
I have seen her pic. She is cute. :)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:30:06 PM
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:30:36 PM
lol

You like cheerleaders, eh?  :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:31:31 PM
What about the bridesmaids? :whistling:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
I have seen her pic. She is cute. :)

Oh my, you must be in the inner circle! I see that merely being in possession of his beans doesn't get a girl too far these days. :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:32:24 PM
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:

Ooooh..... we should entertain a few guesses.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:32:51 PM
What about the bridesmaids? :whistling:

You, Frank and Undies!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:33:12 PM
Oh my, you must be in the inner circle! I see that merely being in possession of his beans doesn't get a girl too far these days. :lmao:
:rofl:

I have a vague idea what the soon-to-be Mrs. Madurski might look like, but Freeper won't sign up for Facebook.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:33:51 PM
You, Frank and Undies!  :evillaugh:
Ooooh, that's just mean.

I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:35:09 PM
It must be asked....




What's her DU name? :lmao: :tongue:

lol she aint a moonbat by any means.
:rofl:

I have a vague idea what the soon-to-be Mrs. Madurski might look like, but Freeper won't sign up for Facebook.

I am on facebook anyone who wants to add pm me and I will pm you my email address so you can find me.


I am on facebook anyone who wants to add pm me and I will pm you my email address so you can find me.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:36:44 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m46hbc.jpg)

Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:36:50 PM


I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.

Problem solved.

(http://i45.tinypic.com/x4j8f7.jpg)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:37:55 PM
Problem solved.

(http://i45.tinypic.com/x4j8f7.jpg)

I don't think those colors would look good on Chris.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 04, 2009, 08:38:05 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m46hbc.jpg)

Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:39:28 PM
Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:

 :hammer: :tongue:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:41:33 PM
:rofl: I don't look good in pink.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:41:50 PM
At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations.  
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:43:29 PM
:rofl: I don't look good in pink.

 :lmao: I would hope not if so you may wanna post at DU

At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations. 

Thank you.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Ooooh, that's just mean.

I don't think the three of us could decide on what dresses to wear.

Jewel tones ... Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:45:14 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m46hbc.jpg)

Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Aww...... Congrats you two and may you have many happy years together.   :heart:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:45:43 PM
I don't think those colors would look good on Chris.  :lmao:

Chris needs something dramatic.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:46:23 PM
Tell it, sister.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
At first I thought it mght be me, then I realized that I am already married (and I'm not a moonbat :p ).

Seriously Freep....congratulations.  

You always think it's you!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
Aww...... Congrats you two and may you have many happy years together.   :heart:

Thanks I plan on getting it right this time.
Of course I had that intention the first time too.  :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:48:00 PM
Tell it, sister.

*snort* I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:48:31 PM
Dude, just shave your head and be done with it.  :lmao:

I like bald men ( but they have to have the right shaped head).
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:50:16 PM
I like bald men ( but they have to have the right shaped head).

God only made so many perfect heads, the others He covered with hair.  :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: BEG on December 04, 2009, 08:51:18 PM
You always think it's you!  :evillaugh:

Normally it is, unless you think it's about you.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:51:19 PM
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.  Freeper's not so awful in person -- don't let the camera fool you.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:52:07 PM
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.

But, I look like Cheech.  :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:53:15 PM
*snort* I just threw up in my mouth a little.  :lmao:

hahahaha! Don't be so hard on Chris, he is like my BFF.... or something.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:54:33 PM
Normally it is, unless you think it's about you.

I think I was taken by surprise... the beans I knew are no longer the beans I thought.... Freeper has a new wench now. ;)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 08:54:47 PM
But, I look like Cheech.  :lmao:
Only on even-numbered days ending in 'y'. 

You're okay as long as you stay vertical.  The long legs even everything out.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
:rofl:

If I got to that point, I think I'd just start shaving my entire head.  No point in paying for a haircut when half of it is already taken care of.  Freeper's not so awful in person -- don't let the camera fool you.

Shaving heads has me thinking thinkin thinkn.... :devious: :yum: :cheerleader:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 04, 2009, 08:55:40 PM
I think I was taken by surprise... the beans I knew are no longer the beans I thought.... Freeper has a new wench now. ;)

You can still be his online wench...that is, as long as she doesn't sign on... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 08:56:42 PM
Only on even-numbered days ending in 'y'. 

You're okay as long as you stay vertical.  The long legs even everything out.

 :lmao:

Ya'll are crazy of course I don't have any room to talk.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 08:59:49 PM
You can still be his online wench...that is, as long as she doesn't sign on... :evillaugh:

Of course I not only clean up nice, but I can be discreet when need be.  :naughty:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:00:59 PM
Of course I not only clean up nice, but I can be discreet when need be.  :naughty:
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:02:11 PM
Congrats, Freeps! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 04, 2009, 09:03:03 PM
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:

 :lmao:

Congrats, Freeps! :cheersmate:

Thanks Ralphie boy.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:04:40 PM
You're about as discreet as a city bus during rush hour. :lmao:

Don't confuse uninhibited with discreet....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:05:47 PM
Don't confuse uninhibited with discreet....  :evillaugh:

:wtf2: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
Don't confuse uninhibited with indiscreet....  :evillaugh:

FIFM :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:18:42 PM
:wtf2: :evillaugh:

I know when to hold my cards close to the vest.

Let me illustrate.... your girlfriend (at the time) was less than 2 feet away when I reached behind and grabbed your butt (that was uninhibited of me). She never knew what happened (because I was discreet).

See?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:20:21 PM
Thank you for that vocabulary lesson. :p
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:22:54 PM
Thank you for that vocabulary lesson. :p

I could teach you many things Chris.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:23:50 PM
I know when to hold my cards close to the vest.

Let me illustrate.... your girlfriend (at the time) was less than 2 feet away when I reached behind and grabbed your butt (that was uninhibited of me). She never knew what happened (because I was discreet).

See?  :evillaugh:

Thanks for the lessons, Yoda. :evillaugh:

BEG is still mad you didn't get a pic of that. :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:25:48 PM
Thanks for the lessons, Yoda. :evillaugh:

:rofl:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:30:01 PM
Thanks for the lessons, Yoda. :evillaugh:

BEG is still mad you didn't get a pic of that. :-)

I have felt up the Ralph.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Chris on December 04, 2009, 09:31:24 PM
And I've handled sacks of flour.  Is there a difference?  :tongue:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 04, 2009, 09:36:46 PM
And I've handled sacks of flour.  Is there a difference?  :tongue:

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:43:08 PM
:lmao:

I think Chris is trying to hide some feelings.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: IassaFTots on December 04, 2009, 09:51:38 PM
Firstly, Congrats Freeper! :cheersmate:

Secondly, one of my buddy's grannys crochets.  I can get her to whip up some nifty shawls, aka Mr. Pitt's Mrs's Bridesmaids, in the event there is unsightly shoulder issues with the dresses for the, uh, "maids"....
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 09:59:41 PM
Firstly, Congrats Freeper! :cheersmate:

Secondly, one of my buddy's grannys crochets.  I can get her to whip up some nifty shawls, aka Mr. Pitt's Mrs's Bridesmaids, in the event there is unsightly shoulder issues with the dresses for the, uh, "maids"....

Unsightly shoulder issues!  :lmao:

How about a strategically placed granny square where their many protuberances might be hiding! :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 10:01:26 PM
Oh man.... manly, NOT many..... but that was funnier than hell so it shall stand!
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: IassaFTots on December 04, 2009, 10:05:27 PM
Oh man.... manly, NOT many..... but that was funnier than hell so it shall stand!

Many, manly....I get it.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure Granny will love to crochet something to cover up many manly protuberances...
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Schadenfreude on December 04, 2009, 10:07:35 PM
Many, manly....I get it.   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I am sure Granny will love to crochet something to cover up many manly protuberances...

Men look funny naked.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: SilverOrchid on December 05, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
Thanks I plan on getting it right this time.
Of course I had that intention the first time too.  :-)

I could say something here but I'm not.  :fuelfire: :evillaugh:

Psych, Freep you know you are okay with me.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Randy on December 05, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats Freeper. I'm enjoying marriage. (almost 2 years now and we still like each other) :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Freeper on December 05, 2009, 03:23:57 PM
I could say something here but I'm not.  :fuelfire: :evillaugh:

Psych, Freep you know you are okay with me.  :cheersmate:

Heh yeah I am sure you could say something. I'm glad you aren't though.  :tongue:

:cheersmate:

Congrats Freeper. I'm enjoying marriage. (almost 2 years now and we still like each other) :-)

From prior experience the first 2 years or so are easy.  :-)

Thanks man.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 05, 2009, 03:33:26 PM
Heh yeah I am sure you could say something. I'm glad you aren't though.  :tongue:

:cheersmate:

From prior experience the first 2 years or so are easy.  :-)

Thanks man.

Yeah, the first two years are cake. :whatever:

The hammer hit me once I got back from my honeymoon. :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: RobJohnson on December 06, 2009, 01:06:10 AM
Since I got called out I shall spill it  :-)

I'm getting married in jan of 2011. I finally found a woman that can stand me.  :lmao:

I hope she treats you better then your first wife.  :evillaugh: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: RobJohnson on December 06, 2009, 01:10:39 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2m46hbc.jpg)

Ignore the ugly guy in the pic.  :lmao:

Wow, she got her picture taken with Ron Jeremy.
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: thundley4 on December 06, 2009, 10:27:41 AM
Wow, she got her picture taken with Ron Jeremy.

I thought it was Gabe Kaplan from Welcome back, Kotter.

(http://gentlebear.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/kaplan.jpg)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Airwolf on December 06, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
I like bald men ( but they have to have the right shaped head).

Hows about this one?

(http://gregfriis.net/picard.jpg)
Title: Re: The obligatory "his beans are not mine" congrats to freeper *omg* thread
Post by: Hawkgirl on December 06, 2009, 09:24:55 PM
Damn...I need to make the next CC get-together...