The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
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mmmmm..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I'm ready for a double...
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:rimshot: :confused:
I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli. It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.
Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps. Boo. I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.
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I'm ready for a double...
A double dose of Schade? :evillaugh: Why I think that must be deadly! :-)
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A double dose of Schade? :evillaugh: Why I think that must be deadly! :-)
Bring. It. On.
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:rimshot: :confused:
I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli. It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.
Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps. Boo. I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.
A ginormous pizza, gasoline spill and wasted day? That's what I'm talkin about!
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Bring. It. On.
Hold on, I need to get intoxicated.... :evillaugh:
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A ginormous pizza, gasoline spill and wasted day? That's what I'm talkin about!
And an endless list of shit that needs to be done! This is the life, Stimpy. Let me tell you.
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Hold on, I need to get intoxicated.... :evillaugh:
Oooh, ouch. That was just mean.
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Oooh, ouch. That was just mean.
Oh no..... it wasn't mean-spirited, Ralphie knows I adore him. I'm just finally maturing.
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And an endless list of shit that needs to be done! This is the life, Stimpy. Let me tell you.
Call me stimpy again and I may fall in love. :evillaugh:
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Oh no..... it wasn't mean-spirited, Ralphie knows I adore him. I'm just finally maturing.
I'll give you some mean "spirits"....wait, you mean alcohol, right? :evillaugh:
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Call me stimpy again and I may fall in love. :evillaugh:
One can only dream of something as nice as that. :heart:
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If we're not careful, this could go on all night long!
:naughty:
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ha ha ha...
So, what did "she" say?
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I'll give you some mean "spirits"....wait, you mean alcohol, right? :evillaugh:
Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you? :naughty:
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One can only dream of something as nice as that. :heart:
I :heart: you already Carl!
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If we're not careful, this could go on all night long!
:naughty:
Goin on all night long... well, that's what HE said! :naughty:
Great to see you debauching with us in here, Splash.
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ha ha ha...
So, what did "she" say?
You tell me!
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:thatsright: :rotf:
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Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you? :naughty:
A threesome? :evillaugh:
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A threesome? :evillaugh:
I think BEG likes to watch. :lmao:
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:thatsright: :rotf:
Seriously.... :rotf:
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I think BEG likes to watch. :lmao:
:rofl:
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Millions of degrees just 2km down? Really? As someone else suggested, that would make us a ... star? :rotf:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns_4pzfOSTc[/youtube]
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I think BEG likes to watch. :lmao:
I want some pics too.
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I want some pics too.
Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards. :-*
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Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards. :-*
Nope--this is Rochester. There are exactly THREE bars open at this time on a Saturday night (maybe two if Gary's closes down early.)
Besides, I worked at the Legion dealing last night. Apparently they just passed a new state law that says if employees deal, they can't play that day after they're off the clock. Whateva.
And yeah, provided no serious jealousy is involved, I'll play with ya... :naughty:
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Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you? :naughty:
You had better make it close enough for me to drive to this time.
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She done passed out
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She done passed out
Not even close! :evillaugh:
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You had better make it close enough for me to drive to this time.
Give me your coordinates please. :-)
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Give me your coordinates please. :-)
To my place? Get in your car, drive east until you hit I-95, drive north until you get to Portsmouth, NH, then follow the NH/ME border for about 30 minutes.
I'll be waiting.
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Schade must be on her way.....she's not signed in.... :uhsure:
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And yeah, provided no serious jealousy is involved, I'll play with ya... :naughty:
You always need to be in control. :hyper:
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Yeah, white boys dancin to George Clinton will have that effect on some wimmens.
CHASE THE CAT!!!
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To my place? Get in your car, drive east until you hit I-95, drive north until you get to Portsmouth, NH, then follow the NH/ME border for about 30 minutes.
I'll be waiting.
Would u be able to meet in the midwest?
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You always need to be in control. :hyper:
Not always, but I have handcuffs just in case.
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Would u be able to meet in the midwest?
Where the hell were ya when I was freezing my ass off in Iowa last February?
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Schade must be on her way.....she's not signed in.... :uhsure:
I am invisible for some reason. I can't remember who I was stalking when I went stealth. :uhsure:
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Where the hell were ya when I was freezing my ass off in Iowa last February?
oh damn! I was probably up north freezing my nertz in MN.
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Not even close! :evillaugh:
damn the stamina
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Not always, but I have handcuffs just in case.
Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling. :uhsure:
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damn the stamina
It just never lets up. I wear myself out sometimes. :lmao:
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Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling. :uhsure:
guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh? :shucks:
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Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling. :uhsure:
Oh, now you're just being an evil tease. You're good, madam. Very good.
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:therock:
:thinking:
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We can now officially hit the Short Bus with this one....
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxf0TOk0ho0[/youtube]
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guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh? :shucks:
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!
:hyper:
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It just never lets up. I wear myself out sometimes. :lmao:
:orly:
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Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards. :-*
Strip poker? :naughty:
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guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh? :shucks:
Oh deb, I should have known! :naughty:
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Strip poker? :naughty:
Yeah, but I use a marked deck.
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Oh, now you're just being an evil tease. You're good, madam. Very good.
Oh where's your sense of fantasy? :p
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Strip poker? :naughty:
I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself. :evillaugh:
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:orly:
Ya RLY! :-) Of all people, you should know to never turn your back on me. :hyper:
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Oh where's your sense of fantasy? :p
Oh, I've acted out most of them. But there is the one with the Japanese twins and the spin chair...
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I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself. :evillaugh:
You could always act it out on your webcam.
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You could always act it out on your webcam.
There is probably a good reason why I do not have a webcam, one of which is not cost. :-)
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Oh, I've acted out most of them. But there is the one with the Japanese twins and the spin chair...
and don't forget the circus midgets. :popcorn:
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and don't forget the circus midgets. :popcorn:
BTDT.
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There is probably a good reason why I do not have a webcam, one of which is not cost. :-)
See, I KNEW you were a tease. Wanna dropkick the Canuck troll with me for a while?
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Give me your coordinates please. :-)
Any place close to Omaha Nebraska will do.
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I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself. :evillaugh:
What's stopping you now?
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PIE!
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:rimshot: :confused:
I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli. It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.
Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps. Boo. I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.
I knew I smelt gas.
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he who smelt it dealt it. :p
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he who smelt it dealt it. :p
He who supplied it denies it. :-)
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and don't forget the circus midgets. :popcorn:
Midgets are hawt.
Schade we could always have a Vegas meet up next year...motel rooms are cheap in the spring....you can stay downtown on Freemont street for about $30 and they are very nice rooms. You could bring a kid or two.
I'll be using 2 free nights at the 4 Queens in Dec. additional nights are only $22....for some reason they like me. I always write letters about the great service, it's a wonderful place. A girl is flying in from Davenport, IA she thinks we should get married. :banghead:
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Midgets are hawt.
Schade we could always have a Vegas meet up next year...motel rooms are cheap in the spring....you can stay downtown on Freemont street for about $30 and they are very nice rooms. You could bring a kid or two.
I'll be using 2 free nights at the 4 Queens in Dec. additional nights are only $22....for some reason they like me. I always write letters about the great service, it's a wonderful place. A girl is flying in from Davenport, IA she thinks we should get married. :banghead:
Yeah....and what do you think about getting married?
I might be going out there in the spring too. My half sister lives there and in Akron....her new husband is a casino host at the Bellagio. She'll be back out there after the holidays until late spring...
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Yeah....and what do you think about getting married?
I might be going out there in the spring too. My half sister lives there and in Akron....her new husband is a casino host at the Bellagio. She'll be back out there after the holidays until late spring...
She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.
The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...
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She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.
The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...
Moving to Las Vegas would do one or both of two things.....make her geographically desireable and or/complicate your life.
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Moving to Las Vegas would do one or both of two things.....make her geographically desireable and or/complicate your life.
Exactly.
I could easily transer to a Las Vegas location, in fact would have more advancement opportunties. But then I would live about an hour away from my mom who often needs my help.
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She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.
The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...
Vegas has 13-14% unemployment right now,I know someone that's been trying for almost a year to get hired out there and so far things are not looking up thanks to ObaMao.
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Vegas has 13-14% unemployment right now,I know someone that's been trying for almost a year to get hired out there and so far things are not looking up thanks to ObaMao.
My town is even worse, about 20%. My job search took me 20 minutes. I get lucky like that.
Las Vegas just got a bonus, the new City Center is now opening. They hired over 12,000 full time people.