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Title: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 07:54:01 PM
mmmmm..... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
I'm ready for a double...
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
:rimshot: :confused:

I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli.  It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.

Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps.  Boo.  I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:01:55 PM
I'm ready for a double...

A double dose of Schade?  :evillaugh: Why I think that must be deadly!  :-)
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 08:04:00 PM
A double dose of Schade?  :evillaugh: Why I think that must be deadly!  :-)

Bring.  It.  On.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:07:03 PM
:rimshot: :confused:

I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli.  It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.

Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps.  Boo.  I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.

A ginormous pizza, gasoline spill and wasted day? That's what I'm talkin about!
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:08:03 PM
Bring.  It.  On.

Hold on, I need to get intoxicated....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 08:08:32 PM
A ginormous pizza, gasoline spill and wasted day? That's what I'm talkin about!

And an endless list of shit that needs to be done!  This is the life, Stimpy.  Let me tell you.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
Hold on, I need to get intoxicated....  :evillaugh:

Oooh, ouch.  That was just mean.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:12:53 PM
Oooh, ouch.  That was just mean.

Oh no..... it wasn't mean-spirited, Ralphie knows I adore him. I'm just finally maturing.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:13:29 PM
And an endless list of shit that needs to be done!  This is the life, Stimpy.  Let me tell you.

Call me stimpy again and I may fall in love.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 08:14:57 PM
Oh no..... it wasn't mean-spirited, Ralphie knows I adore him. I'm just finally maturing.

I'll give you some mean "spirits"....wait, you mean alcohol, right? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Carl on November 21, 2009, 08:15:54 PM
Call me stimpy again and I may fall in love.  :evillaugh:

One can only dream of something as nice as that. :heart:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Splashdown on November 21, 2009, 08:17:43 PM
If we're not careful, this could go on all night long!

 :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 08:18:58 PM
ha ha ha...

So, what did "she" say?
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:20:11 PM
I'll give you some mean "spirits"....wait, you mean alcohol, right? :evillaugh:

Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you?  :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
One can only dream of something as nice as that. :heart:

I  :heart: you already Carl!
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
If we're not careful, this could go on all night long!

 :naughty:

Goin on all night long... well, that's what HE said!  :naughty:

Great to see you debauching with us in here, Splash.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:22:50 PM
ha ha ha...

So, what did "she" say?

You tell me!
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 21, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
 :thatsright: :rotf:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 08:26:36 PM
Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you?  :naughty:

A threesome? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:31:24 PM
A threesome? :evillaugh:

I think BEG likes to watch.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
:thatsright: :rotf:

Seriously....  :rotf:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 08:37:00 PM
I think BEG likes to watch.  :lmao:

:rofl:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 09:42:05 PM
Millions of degrees just 2km down? Really?  As someone else suggested, that would make us a ... star?  :rotf:
 
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns_4pzfOSTc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 09:44:48 PM
I think BEG likes to watch.  :lmao:

I want some pics too.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 09:46:05 PM
I want some pics too.

Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards.  :-*
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 10:13:34 PM
Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards.  :-*

Nope--this is Rochester.  There are exactly THREE bars open at this time on a Saturday night (maybe two if Gary's closes down early.)

Besides, I worked at the Legion dealing last night.  Apparently they just passed a new state law that says if employees deal, they can't play that day after they're off the clock.  Whateva.

And yeah, provided no serious jealousy is involved, I'll play with ya...  :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Airwolf on November 21, 2009, 10:24:10 PM
Rawwrrrr.... so I sent a PM to BEG about a midwest meet in spring. I said it would be ok with you if we slept at your place. You don't mind, do you?  :naughty:

You had better make it close enough for me to drive to this time.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 21, 2009, 10:47:27 PM
She done passed out
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 10:49:32 PM
She done passed out

Not even close!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 10:50:08 PM
You had better make it close enough for me to drive to this time.

Give me your coordinates please. :-)
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
Give me your coordinates please. :-)

To my place?  Get in your car, drive east until you hit I-95, drive north until you get to Portsmouth, NH, then follow the NH/ME border for about 30 minutes.

I'll be waiting.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 10:56:17 PM
Schade must be on her way.....she's not signed in....  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 10:58:10 PM


And yeah, provided no serious jealousy is involved, I'll play with ya...  :naughty:

You always need to be in control.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 10:58:57 PM
Yeah, white boys dancin to George Clinton will have that effect on some wimmens.

CHASE THE CAT!!!
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 10:59:15 PM
To my place?  Get in your car, drive east until you hit I-95, drive north until you get to Portsmouth, NH, then follow the NH/ME border for about 30 minutes.

I'll be waiting.

Would u be able to meet in the midwest?
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 10:59:30 PM
You always need to be in control.  :hyper:

Not always, but I have handcuffs just in case.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:00:05 PM
Would u be able to meet in the midwest?

Where the hell were ya when I was freezing my ass off in Iowa last February?
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:00:11 PM
Schade must be on her way.....she's not signed in....  :uhsure:

I am invisible for some reason. I can't remember who I was stalking when I went stealth.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:00:56 PM
Where the hell were ya when I was freezing my ass off in Iowa last February?

oh damn! I was probably up north freezing my nertz in MN.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 21, 2009, 11:01:23 PM
Not even close!  :evillaugh:

damn the stamina
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:02:01 PM
Not always, but I have handcuffs just in case.

Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:03:20 PM
damn the stamina

It just never lets up. I wear myself out sometimes.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: debk on November 21, 2009, 11:03:32 PM
Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling.  :uhsure:


guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh?  :shucks:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:04:02 PM
Sometimes I need just a little bit of controlling.  :uhsure:

Oh, now you're just being an evil tease.  You're good, madam.  Very good.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Odin's Hand on November 21, 2009, 11:05:30 PM
             
             :therock:
 
  :thinking:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:10:26 PM
We can now officially hit the Short Bus with this one....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxf0TOk0ho0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Crazy Horse on November 21, 2009, 11:11:01 PM

guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh?  :shucks:

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

 :hyper:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 21, 2009, 11:18:36 PM
It just never lets up. I wear myself out sometimes.  :lmao:

:orly:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: jinxmchue on November 21, 2009, 11:29:11 PM
Oh, you comin to play with me tonight? I thought for sure you'd be playing cards.  :-*

Strip poker?   :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:31:58 PM

guess you don't want to borrow my cute little whip then, huh?  :shucks:

Oh deb, I should have known!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:32:39 PM
Strip poker?   :naughty:

Yeah, but I use a marked deck.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:34:30 PM
Oh, now you're just being an evil tease.  You're good, madam.  Very good.

Oh where's your sense of fantasy?  :p
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:36:15 PM
Strip poker?   :naughty:

I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:37:59 PM
:orly:

Ya RLY!  :-) Of all people, you should know to never turn your back on me.  :hyper:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:39:07 PM
Oh where's your sense of fantasy?  :p

Oh, I've acted out most of them.  But there is the one with the Japanese twins and the spin chair...
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:39:41 PM
I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself.  :evillaugh:

You could always act it out on your webcam.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:42:14 PM
You could always act it out on your webcam.

There is probably a good reason why I do not have a webcam, one of which is not cost.  :-)
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Schadenfreude on November 21, 2009, 11:42:52 PM
Oh, I've acted out most of them.  But there is the one with the Japanese twins and the spin chair...

and don't forget the circus midgets.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:44:01 PM
and don't forget the circus midgets.  :popcorn:

BTDT.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: NHSparky on November 21, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
There is probably a good reason why I do not have a webcam, one of which is not cost.  :-)

See, I KNEW you were a tease.  Wanna dropkick the Canuck troll with me for a while?
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Airwolf on November 22, 2009, 02:10:37 AM
Give me your coordinates please. :-)

Any place close to Omaha Nebraska will do.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: jinxmchue on November 22, 2009, 01:40:20 PM
I just had an evil thought that I must keep to myself.  :evillaugh:

What's stopping you now?
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 22, 2009, 04:27:43 PM
PIE!

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Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: RobJohnson on November 22, 2009, 06:15:11 PM
:rimshot: :confused:

I picked up a big ole pizza from the deli.  It almost doesn't fit in my oven its so big.

Spilled a bunch of gasoline on myself today changing out some clamps.  Boo.  I didn't get around to the dozen other things on my "stuff that's broke" list.

I knew I smelt gas.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Chris on November 22, 2009, 06:16:24 PM
he who smelt it dealt it. :p
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on November 22, 2009, 06:32:08 PM
he who smelt it dealt it. :p

He who supplied it denies it.  :-)
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: RobJohnson on November 22, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
and don't forget the circus midgets.  :popcorn:

Midgets are hawt.

Schade we could always have a Vegas meet up next year...motel rooms are cheap in the spring....you can stay downtown on Freemont street for about $30 and they are very nice rooms. You could bring a kid or two.

I'll be using 2 free nights at the 4 Queens in Dec. additional nights are only $22....for some reason they like me. I always write letters about the great service, it's a wonderful place. A girl is flying in from Davenport, IA she thinks we should get married.  :banghead:
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: debk on November 22, 2009, 09:29:01 PM
Midgets are hawt.

Schade we could always have a Vegas meet up next year...motel rooms are cheap in the spring....you can stay downtown on Freemont street for about $30 and they are very nice rooms. You could bring a kid or two.

I'll be using 2 free nights at the 4 Queens in Dec. additional nights are only $22....for some reason they like me. I always write letters about the great service, it's a wonderful place. A girl is flying in from Davenport, IA she thinks we should get married.  :banghead:


Yeah....and what do you think about getting married?

I might be going out there in the spring too. My half sister lives there and in Akron....her new husband is a casino host at the Bellagio. She'll be back out there after the holidays until late spring...
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: RobJohnson on November 22, 2009, 10:51:46 PM

Yeah....and what do you think about getting married?

I might be going out there in the spring too. My half sister lives there and in Akron....her new husband is a casino host at the Bellagio. She'll be back out there after the holidays until late spring...

She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.

The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: debk on November 22, 2009, 10:54:13 PM
She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.

The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...


Moving to Las Vegas would do one or both of two things.....make her geographically desireable and or/complicate your life.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: RobJohnson on November 23, 2009, 12:21:52 AM

Moving to Las Vegas would do one or both of two things.....make her geographically desireable and or/complicate your life.

Exactly.

I could easily transer to a Las Vegas location, in fact would have more advancement opportunties. But then I would live about an hour away from my mom who often needs my help.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: Airwolf on November 23, 2009, 12:28:52 AM
She is a nice girl, but I don't see myself making any life changing decisions in the near future.

The good news is, she has NO kids & a job...I have a feeling she might take a job in Las Vegas and leave Iowa/Illinois...

Vegas has 13-14% unemployment right now,I know someone that's been trying for almost a year to get hired out there and so far things are not looking up thanks to ObaMao.
Title: Re: Schade's "and that's what she said" thread....
Post by: RobJohnson on November 24, 2009, 01:05:11 PM
Vegas has 13-14% unemployment right now,I know someone that's been trying for almost a year to get hired out there and so far things are not looking up thanks to ObaMao.

My town is even worse, about 20%.  My job search took me 20 minutes. I get lucky like that.

Las Vegas just got a bonus, the new City Center is now opening. They hired over 12,000 full time people.