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Went to Wallyworld last night and saw "Twilight" ("New Moon" specifically) candy for sale. Chocolate bars, Sweettarts, etc. Lame, lame, lame.
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Went to Wallyworld last night and saw "Twilight" ("New Moon" specifically) candy for sale. Chocolate bars, Sweettarts, etc. Lame, lame, lame.
Hey, Stephine Meyer gots to get paid. :-)
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They have twilight dildos now too.
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They have twilight dildos now too.
And you know this how? :evillaugh:
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And you know this how? :evillaugh:
You need to ask?
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KMart has a Christmas theme of decorations, paper, ribbons, etc....called "Twilight".... :uhsure:
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I don't get it at all.
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Is this just a "woman deal" or are there "men", and I use that term loosely, that keep up with this stuff?
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Maybe it will finally get us rid of all the Hannah Montana crap that has been filling stores.
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Maybe it will finally get us rid of all the Hannah Montana crap that has been filling stores.
That's the one positive I can see with this whole craze. A few of my coworkers, grown women, obsess over this guy, Edward,...I don't get it.
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That's the one positive I can see with this whole craze. A few of my coworkers, grown women, obsess over this guy, Edward,...I don't get it.
This fascination with vampires seems to run in cycles. Anne Rice was a big deal for a few years until two movies were made from her books. Now there is Twilight, True Blood, and the Vampire Diaries that all have their following.
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They have twilight dildos now too.
NO WAY!!!
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They have twilight dildos now too.
Do they sparkle in the sun?
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NO WAY!!!
Bet they sparkle just like Edward...
:evillaugh:
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Is this just a "woman deal" or are there "men", and I use that term loosely, that keep up with this stuff?
Naw, you can see the "men" looking at the Twilight stuff in the store. They are ALL wearing crocs so they are easy to spot.
:-)
KC
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That's the one positive I can see with this whole craze. A few of my coworkers, grown women, obsess over this guy, Edward,...I don't get it.
Me neither....but I don't particularly like vampire stuff. I haven't read any of the Twilight stuff, though I have friends that have.....educated grown women.
I think I read two of Anne Rice's vampire books...whatever the first one was, and the one about Lestat. That was enough.....
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That's the one positive I can see with this whole craze. A few of my coworkers, grown women, obsess over this guy, Edward,...I don't get it.
Daddy issues? The whole concept of the series is old dudes, scoring with young girls. From the ninety something year old Edward trying to shag the 15 year old'ish emo high school girl, to the other guy falling for an infant.
Creepy, no?
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Daddy issues? The whole concept of the series is old dudes, scoring with young girls. From the ninety something year old Edward trying to shag the 15 year old'ish emo high school girl, to the other guy falling for an infant.
Creepy, no?
The girl is 18 and he refused to have sex till they got married.
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Daddy issues? The whole concept of the series is old dudes, scoring with young girls. From the ninety something year old Edward trying to shag the 15 year old'ish emo high school girl, to the other guy falling for an infant.
Creepy, no?
I suppose so when you put it that way..lol
New moon comes out Thursday, a midnight showing and a few girls at work are going to watch it together.
Me, I'd personally like to see 2012 that comes out this weekend.
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http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/08/twilight-dildo-sparkles-for-robert-pattinson-fans-video/ I saw it online. They also have a vampire mouth shaped fleshlight thing too. http://gizmodo.com/5389919/have-a-happier-halloween-with-the-fleshlight-succu-dry
People are really pathetic. They also have Robert Pattinson panties now where his vampire mouth is right on your whoohoo area. http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/10/so-so-wrong-robert-pattinson-panties.html
Then again if they had Erik Northman from True Blood on them that is a WHOLE NOTHER KIND OF STORY! I am all about my boyfriend Erik. :drool:
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My wife nearly tore through the books. I'm pretty ho-hum about the whole deal because I thought the first movie completely sucked. Tremendous, epic suckage. It also creeps me out that the effeminate poofter who played Edward is such a sex symbol. What's going on here ladies??
At any rate, I'm going to give the books a try. I'm a fan of the genre for sure ever since Underworld and, I'll admit it, all the Blades.
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Vegetarian Vampires? Couldn't be more gay if they sucked dicks instead of blood...
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Best vampire stories...Brian Lumley's "Necroscope" series. This stuff- :loser:
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Best vampire stories...Brian Lumley's "Necroscope" series. This stuff- :loser:
Most Definitely one of the best. I haven't read any in a couple of years, and need to see how many I've missed.
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http://www.brianlumley.com/books/necroscope/
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http://www.brianlumley.com/books/necroscope/
The last three are the only ones I haven't read.
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I don't get it either. I'm more of a True Blood (okay it's really all about Eric) vampire fan. :-)
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I don't get it either. I'm more of a True Blood (okay it's really all about Eric) vampire fan. :-)
I'll sort of watch True Blood when my wife is watching it. There is a good reason, though:
BOOBIES!!!!
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Sorry but the only thing more annoying than the "Twilight" gonards are the people retarded for that stupid TV show.
The GLEEtarded, or those suffering from Mental GLEEtardation.
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I suppose so when you put it that way..lol
New moon comes out Thursday, a midnight showing and a few girls at work are going to watch it together.
Me, I'd personally like to see 2012 that comes out this weekend.
Me too!
I've heard people say it's "hokey" ....but I still want to see it. :-)
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I don't get it either. I'm more of a True Blood (okay it's really all about Eric) vampire fan. :-)
fangbanger :-) :tongue:
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My very favorite Vampire movie is "Love at first bite " Love a fun comedy.
Now about woman and vampires, and other unusual leading men.
For some odd reason and I have no explanation why, totally out of charactor for me is the lead transvestite in the Rockey Horror Show. I don't know if it the dark and totally unnatural sex life he leads, forbidden fruit, the odd and strange, this dude is a real BAD Boy.
Male vampires in any book or movie are just to effeminate for me, this causes me to wonder why I get my fanny a quivering over that drag queen.
Charles Bronson, Lee Marvin, Claude Akins, now those were MEN, I just knew they would rescue me if I needed it. These men spelled security and faithfullness.-----
That darn drag queen however sort of reached into my sub conscious and dragged out all kinds of stuff I never knew was there. Very unsettling as now I have Meatloaf playing in my mind.
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2012 apparently shows buildings and statues and stuff all over the world being destroyed but not anything Islamic.
strange huh?