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Title: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: bijou on October 30, 2009, 10:30:41 AM: Quote
A woman whose shoplifting bid was thwarted by employees at a Kentucky lingerie shop fled the store Monday night wearing only a hoodie and two pairs of stolen thongs. According to police, Kendra Clem, 23, was trying on garments in a dressing room at Intimate Apparel in Lexington when employees became concerned that she was trying to pinch items. When workers confronted Clem, she allegedly shoved Becky Howard, the store's owner, which prompted a clerk to pepper spray Clem. After a scuffle, Clem fled the business, leaving behind her purse, ID, and the sweatpants and underwear she wore into the establishment. Howard told TSG that the stolen thongs--one white, one pink--cost $22.99 and $18.99 respectively. ...

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1028093thong1.html
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 30, 2009, 10:36:38 AM: Totally misunderstood, "Hey baby, why don't you wear something hot tonight."
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:40:33 AM: I guess the store manager just couldn't turn the other cheek.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 10:42:36 AM: Quote from: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
I guess the store manager just couldn't turn the other cheek.
I'm just glad they were able to crack the case.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:58:17 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 10:42:36 AM
I'm just glad they were able to crack the case.

The perp might've gotten away with it, but she was just a hair too late.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:06:15 AM: She didn't run off with a lot of booty either.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM: Quote from: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:58:17 AM
The perp might've gotten away with it, but she was just a hair too late.
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:27:18 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.

What a panty waste.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:27:18 AM
What a panty waste.
She'll be in for a wad of trouble.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.

OR maybe she got some work in her behind.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:37:45 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
OR maybe she got some work in her behind.
Such charges are assinine, or a ten. :-)
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:40:02 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 AM
She'll be in for a wad of trouble.

I wondered about that briefly.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:40:22 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
OR maybe she got some work in her behind.

are you being tongue-in-cheek?
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Randy on October 30, 2009, 11:41:03 AM: You know this isn't just something you can floss over.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:41:46 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:40:02 AM
I wondered about that briefly.
Ah another pun on the fly.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:42:35 AM: Quote from: SherryBaby on October 30, 2009, 11:40:22 AM
are you being tongue-in-cheek?
Ewwwwww...can't bare the thought.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:44:34 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:41:46 AM
Ah another pun on the fly.

We gotta band together, ya know...
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:49:14 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:44:34 AM
We gotta band together, ya know...
I'm sure the perp will come up with some sad tail to tell.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:51:23 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:49:14 AM
I'm sure the perp will come up with some sad tail to tell.

Butt I doubt she will get much sympathy.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 11:52:28 AM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:51:23 AM
Butt I doubt she will get much sympathy.
Nope. She'll be in a cr*pload of trouble.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: thundley4 on October 30, 2009, 11:54:36 AM: She'll reap the Fruit of her Loom.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 12:02:10 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on October 30, 2009, 11:54:36 AM
She'll reap the Fruit of her Loom.
Not sure if the store would cotton to that sort of thing.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:19:54 PM: I'm sure they're some crack detectives on the case.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:19:54 PM
I'm sure they're some crack detectives on the case.
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word. :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: bijou on October 30, 2009, 12:33:12 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word. :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.

That was a cheeky infringement of the rules.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 12:40:30 PM: Quote from: bijou on October 30, 2009, 12:33:12 PM
That was a cheeky infringement of the rules.
There's always someone dragging.a.long.behind.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:49:11 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word. :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.

Sorry, I thought it would pass musturd.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Chris_ on October 30, 2009, 12:56:02 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:49:11 PM
Sorry, I thought it would pass musturd.

I guess she's not really a top drawer type of thief.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: dutch508 on October 30, 2009, 12:59:07 PM: what an assinine way of trying to steal thongs.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 01:10:17 PM: Well, so thong fellows. Gotta load a bunch of stuff in the pick'emup and pull out for Boy Scout camp.

Ya'll keep this covered until I get back.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:38:41 PM: I'm sure those CRACK detectives were willing to pull some strings to get to the bottom of the deal.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: docstew on October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM: Foul! This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products. :lmao:
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:42:11 PM: Quote from: docstew on October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
Foul! This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products. :lmao:

Oh, now that stinks!
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:43:35 PM: Quote from: docstew on October 30, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
Foul! This comment rightfully belongs in the thread about feminine hygiene products. :lmao:

nuh-uh. This un is about drawers, the OTHER one was the ooky one.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:43:35 PM
nuh-uh. This un is about drawers, the OTHER one was the ooky one.

I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:45:43 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.

Sorry Grasshopper.....some secrets are golden.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:46:34 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:45:43 PM
Sorry Grasshopper.....some secrets are golden.

EYEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

And I think you know where I'm goin here.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 08:49:20 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:46:34 PM
EYEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

And I think you know where I'm goin here.

GROSS! I hate that I know where you are goin. Daggum typin on the fly. You can just put that thought back in reverse good buddy....Jeez. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:54:12 PM: This is a really sticky subject, and not altogether hygienic. When it gets like this, things tend to get just a little off-center.
Title: Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
Post by: vesta111 on October 31, 2009, 07:54:07 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on October 30, 2009, 08:44:28 PM
I still wanna know how ya'll get maxi-pads in a thong.

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: Reminds me when I decided to try out this new underware--Yup, me at my age.

First I found out I had to buy 2 sizes up from normal skivies, damn the same size was a constant wedgie.

Sparky has a point about even light days pads.

Then the thing comes up, why unless one is going to be showing them off to friends and neighbors bother to pay extra for less coverage.?

I could not sleep in those things much less work 8 hours a day with them riding higher and higher.

OK they have their place, in a hot tub or bedroom to be worn for 10 minutes.

There are much sexier panties on the market that are comfortable. Haynes makes the Sports panties that are open on the sides to the low cut band, no pantie line.

Cheap, will handle any pad and looks like the botton of an expensive bikini.