The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 27, 2009, 11:23:58 AM
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01510/kfc_1510484c.jpg)
Dressed in the fast food icon's familiar white suit and black bow tie, the actor evaded tight security to gain access to the restricted areas of the complex.
He even posed for a photograph with Ali Treki, the new president of the UN General Assembly, before the alarm was raised and he was ejected.
A spokeswoman for Ban Ki-moon, the UN secretary-general, yesterday said that an investigation had been launched into the security breach, which was dreamed up by KFC as a promotional stunt.
"It should not have happened – that I will stress, and very strongly," Michele Montas told Canwest News Service, the Canadian news agency. ...
link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6444738/KFCs-Colonel-Sanders-tricks-his-way-into-UN-to-pose-for-official-photo.html)
I wondered if he rehearsed this or if he was winging it.
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Way to keep yourself aBREAST of current events.
that I will stress, and very strongly
And the UN will write KFC a very strong letter, telling them how upset they are with KFC!
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Nah, I think he was wingin' it.
It must've been a pressure cooker, though, tryin' to get past all those oily characters in the U.N.
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link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6444738/KFCs-Colonel-Sanders-tricks-his-way-into-UN-to-pose-for-official-photo.html)
I wondered if he rehearsed this or if he was winging it.
His defense won't have a leg to stand on.
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Keep us abreast of new developments.
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And he really stuck his neck out on that one.
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And he really stuck his neck out on that one.
Oh, now that was fowl.
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the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
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the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
Hope he feathered his nest properly.
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Hope he feathered his nest properly.
I do too, but still doesn't have any lips.
That's a real problem.
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the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
I expect his boss will be boiling mad.
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He's wishing for a bone - the kind of bone that is embedded in the breast.
But all he's gonna find is an empty rib or two. Thigh? Because he took his own drumstick and cock 'n doodled did.
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He's wishing for a bone - the kind of bone that is embedded in the breast.
But all he's gonna find is an empty rib or two. Thigh? Because he took his own drumstick and cock 'n doodled did.
Oh stop warbling. You're just looking for a cheep laugh.
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Bet that breach is going to stick in the craw of security for quite some time.
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Bet that breach is going to stick in the craw of security for quite some time.
None of their excuses will fly.
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Oh stop warbling. You're just looking for a cheep laugh.
:-) $1.95 is too much?
I'll have to take stock of the situation and pluck out the losers.
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:-) $1.95 is too much?
I'll have to take stock of the situation and pluck out the losers.
Oh, so now you're gonna crow about it, eh?
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And he really stuck his neck out on that one.
At least he ain't a chicken!
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At least he ain't a chicken!
No, he ain't a chicken. He's just a big Butterball - complete with injected vegetable oil.
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No, he ain't a chicken. He's just a big Butterball - complete with injected vegetable oil.
Well, I truss you know what you are talking about.
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Well, I truss you know what you are talking about.
Oh, get stuffed!
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Oh, get stuffed!
Ok, owl work on it.
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Ok, owl work on it.
Well ya better, we got standards to liver up to.
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Well ya better, we got standards to liver up to.
Eh, guess I'm just talon-ted.
:lmao:
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You'd probably just ought to just gizzard up. You know, capitulate. Throw in the towel.
We just can't have all this disjointed stuff.
Wattle we think?
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You'd probably just ought to just gizzard up. You know, capitulate. Throw in the towel.
We just can't have all this disjointed stuff.
Wattle we think?
Participation in these threads seems to be down feather we continue or not.
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None of their excuses will fly.
The UN will fry him.
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You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.
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You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.
I guess we're all flocked aren't we?
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You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.
There's plenty of room in the henhouse. All you've got to do is be willing to be one of the flock.
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I don't know about you, but puns are like poultry to me.
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I don't know about you, but puns are like poultry to me.
They're fun to read when you're cooped up all day.
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They're fun to read when you're cooped up all day.
If you're cooped up all day, you just get yourself a nice candle. And listen to the other 10,000 cacklers in your henhouse.
Before too long, it's soup time. And you won't even know it. :evillaugh:
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If you're cooped up all day, you just get yourself a nice candle. And listen to the other 10,000 cacklers in your henhouse.
Before too long, it's soup time. And you won't even know it. :evillaugh:
Man, you just keep dumpling em on..
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Man, you just keep dumpling em on..
It's the best I can stew!
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It's the best I can stew!
What the fricassee you talking about?????
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Is the head of security gonna get fried?
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Is the head of security gonna get fried?
He'll be grilled first.
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He'll be grilled first.
By whom? King Ranch????
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He'll be grilled first.
No, I think he'll be plucked first. Then grilled.
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He should be tarred and feathered!
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Pluck the UN....wring their necks.
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Pluck the UN....wring their necks.
I'm down with that.
:-)
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Doya think there'll be a large bill for the plucking?
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Doya think there'll be a large bill for the plucking?
It'll be chicken feed compared to what it cost us now.
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It'll be chicken feed compared to what it cost us now.
Yeah, we pay an awful lot of scratch for those yahoos in the U.N.
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Good to see a few more folks have pecked up on this thread.
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Good to see a few more folks have pecked up on this thread.
Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.
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Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.
Sorry, but that's just cheesy.
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Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.
If you're not careful, we'll send you off to Kiev.
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Sorry, but that's just cheesy.
Yeah, I was waffling on that myself.
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Yeah, I was waffling on that myself.
Yeah, you dredged up a real seasoned coating on that last one. :whatever:
:-)
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Yeah, you dredged up a real seasoned coating on that last one. :whatever:
:-)
You just never know when the silly ones are going to come home to roost.
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You just never know when the silly ones are going to come home to roost.
Come home to roost? In about an inch and a half of hot oil in a 10-inch cast iron skillet?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhht.......
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Come home to roost? In about an inch and a half of hot oil in a 10-inch cast iron skillet?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhht.......
Man, I have behaved so bad on this thread, I best be getting to Church's.
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Man, I have behaved so bad on this thread, I best be getting to Church's.
If you run into Popeye's, you make sure to tell him hello for me. (And score some of that dirty rice for me too, please.)