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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on October 15, 2009, 10:30:27 AM
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Boasting muscles a superhero would be proud of, Matthias Schlitte has good reason to be considered the toast of the German arm wrestling circuit.
But a closer look reveals that only ONE of his arms is bestowed with bulging biceps.
The 22-year-old’s whopping right forearm measures nearly 18in – and is in stark contrast to his puny left arm.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220536/German-armwrestler-shows-single-Popeye-esque-limb.html#ixzz0U1ER5xTY
That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220536-06D3F2F0000005DC-274_468x338.jpg)
That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
Meh! I bet i kick his ass using the left! :-)
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220536-06D3F2F0000005DC-274_468x338.jpg)
That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
I bet he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous.
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I dunno. That looks like a photoshop to me. His left arm is rather hairy while his right arm has little or no hair. Even if he continually worked out his right arm, it would STILL have the same amount of hair that his left arm does, unless he also shaves his right arm.
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I keep dropping in to throw a pun out there, but there is something truly gross about that pic. It blinds me every time. Even if the other arm was the same size. That is one hell of a meathook. EW.
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I keep dropping in to throw a pun out there, but there is something truly gross about that pic. It blinds me every time. Even if the other arm was the same size. That is one hell of a meathook. EW.
Oh get a grip. You know the right is always stronger than the left.
:-)
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Hopefully he wasn't strong-armed into his hobby. A one armed gun show :lmao:
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Reminds me of this...
(http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2005/images/fiddler_crab.jpg)
I used to catch fiddler crabs when I was a kid at the beach.
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I dunno. That looks like a photoshop to me. His left arm is rather hairy while his right arm has little or no hair. Even if he continually worked out his right arm, it would STILL have the same amount of hair that his left arm does, unless he also shaves his right arm.
It seems to be real he looks that way on all the pics in google images
(http://www.matthias-schlitte.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/monica_lierhaus_1.jpg)
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220536-06D3F2F0000005DC-274_468x338.jpg)
That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
He's an ugly bastard too! :-)
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Come on, someone surely has a fap joke about this.
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Oh get a grip. You know the right is always stronger than the left.
:-)
Uh, I think I am gonna be tight fisted with my comments on this one.
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Uh, I think I am gonna be tight fisted with my comments on this one.
I'm just waiting for a few more folks to elbow their way into this thread.
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I'm just waiting for a few more folks to elbow their way into this thread.
I'm sure they will once they have knuckled down and thought up some puns.
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I'm sure they will once they have knuckled down and thought up some puns.
They just need to roll up their sleeves and get busy.
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They just need to roll up their sleeves and get busy.
Well, I gotta hand it to ya. You are doing a fine job yourself.
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Well, I gotta hand it to ya. You are doing a fine job yourself.
You just have to go out on a limb sometimes.
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Come on, someone surely has a fap joke about this.
He's a wanker!
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You just have to go out on a limb sometimes.
Good on ya! Sometimes it just takes a little stretch of imagination.
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Good on ya! Sometimes it just takes a little stretch of imagination.
Well, someone has to shoulder the responsibility or wrist in not being done correctly.
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Well, someone has to shoulder the responsibility or wrist in not being done correctly.
You shouldn't have to bear the burden all alone. It would be much easier as a joint venture.
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Okay, I'm shouldering into this conversation. By, 'sup?
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Okay, I'm shouldering into this conversation. By, 'sup?
You think you can just muscle your way in here???
:whatever:
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You think you can just muscle your way in here???
:whatever:
It's just a question of leverage. My ulna's longer than yours.
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It's just a question of leverage. My ulna's longer than yours.
No need to be so extrem-ity.
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No need to be so extrem-ity.
Okay, I'll tricep harder.
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Okay, I'll tricep harder.
hardee har har.... You are so humerus. :thatsright:
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hardee har har.... You are so humerus. :thatsright:
Just tryin' to be flexible.
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The radius of this group never ceases to amaze me
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The radius of this group never ceases to amaze me
You've put a finger directly on the problem.
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Just tryin' to be flexible.
That's fine, but don't be putting the cartilage before the horse now.
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That's fine, but don't be putting the cartilage before the horse now.
I'll be tendon to that in due course, TYVM.
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I'll be tendon to that in due course, TYVM.
I guess I'll be sinew later then.
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I guess I'll be sinew later then.
Ugh. If I was the type, I'd be overextending a joint right about now..
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Ugh. If I was the type, I'd be overextending a joint right about now..
Hey, nobody's twisting yer arm over this.
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Hey, nobody's twisting yer arm over this.
Well I ain't giving anyone the finger, am I?
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Well I ain't giving anyone the finger, am I?
You're going to have to be kept at arm's length with all those left-handed comments. Some of these puns have really been the pits.
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You're going to have to be kept at arm's length with all those left-handed comments. Some of these puns have really been the pits.
Are you prejudiced against south-paws? I happen to be one, and I don't appreciate that off-handed remark. :bawl:
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Are you prejudiced against south-paws? I happen to be one, and I don't appreciate that off-handed remark. :bawl:
*cracks knuckles*. I got lots more of these up my sleeve. :-)
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This thread has tickled my funny bone. But I probably need to keep most of you at arm's length.
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This thread has tickled my funny bone. But I probably need to keep most of you at arm's length.
Be careful. You don't want to wrist overdoing it.
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*cracks knuckles*. I got lots more of these up my sleeve. :-)
That ain't right. Throw me a freaking bone man! Sheesh.
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Be careful. You don't want to wrist overdoing it.
Maybe he just needs a helping hand?
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Be careful. You don't want to wrist overdoing it.
Yeah, I've already thought about that. It's in my distal memory somewhere.