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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 08, 2009, 08:11:32 AM
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Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
SLIDELL, La. — Police say a naked man who appeared to be drunk or on drugs broke into a Louisiana home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before leaving, wrapped only in a sheet.
The 61-year-old homeowner was away visiting her son at the time her suburban New Orleans house was allegedly broken into, according to FOX 8.
Slidell Police Capt. Kevin Foltz says a video surveillance system at the home captured the naked man using a garden hose to shower outside the house around 1 a.m.
The in-the-buff burglar then tried knocking on the front door, police said. When there was no response, he went to the back of the house and wrapped himself in a trash bag, according to FOX 8.
The man allegedly broke several windows, entered the house and ransacked it before cooking himself a meal, having several drinks and showering again.
Police chief Freddy Drennan is hoping for the public's help in finding the naked suspect.
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,561589,00.html)
I guess the cops have only the bare facts in this case.
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LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,561589,00.html)
I guess the cops have only the bare facts in this case.
He made a clean get-away!! :lmao:
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He made a clean get-away!! :lmao:
When he gets caught, he'll be mighty em-bare-assed.
:-)
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He's probably trying to tell them about the T-800 he needs to hunt down and stop before it can complete it's termination mission! :rofl:
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Luckily he wasn't there long enough to strip the house clean.
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Can we see the raw footage??
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Luckily he wasn't there long enough to strip the house clean.
Maybe he buffed the floors before he left.
:-)