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Title: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:41:22 AM: Quote
A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.

The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/279005

I have a new idea for a health plan. Also, there are not nearly enough topless wimmin on TV... I demand free boobie-care.
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:43:41 AM: BOOOOOOOOOBIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

My husband is going to live a LONG time!
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM: I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts. Are you listenin', Channel 2?
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM: Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

Let's just hope it's only Fox News (except Greta - sorry!) that takes you up on it. There are some women on CNN I would not want to stumble across.
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: bijou on September 27, 2009, 12:19:29 PM: Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts. Are you listenin', Channel 2?
Even if Helen Thomas is featured at a White House press briefing?
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: asdf2231 on September 27, 2009, 12:30:15 PM: WOOT! I'm getting, like, 16 hours of aerobic equivalency a day!!! :hyper:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Chris on September 27, 2009, 12:31:29 PM: Quote from: bijou on September 27, 2009, 12:19:29 PM
Even if Helen Thomas is featured at a White House press briefing?
:panic: AAACK! Where's my bleach?

I tune into Channel 2 and turn the sound off...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3226519681_607b12ffbc.jpg)
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 27, 2009, 02:02:55 PM: Quote from: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM
Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

Let's just hope it's only Fox News (except Greta - sorry!) that takes you up on it. There are some women on CNN I would not want to stumble across.
[youtube=425,350]jfjO1BDz2YI[/youtube]
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 27, 2009, 07:34:21 PM: Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 12:31:29 PM
:panic: AAACK! Where's my bleach?

I tune into Channel 2 and turn the sound off...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3226519681_607b12ffbc.jpg)

http://www.eventsounds.com/wav/holymac.wav
:lmao:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: thundley4 on September 27, 2009, 07:39:31 PM: I seem to recall that this study was published on April First. :whatever:

However, that is no reason to discount it's validity. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 27, 2009, 08:11:59 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on September 27, 2009, 07:39:31 PM
I seem to recall that this study was published on April First. :whatever:

However, that is no reason to discount it's validity. :cheersmate:

How dare you!

Never question a boob thread. :p

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/633612370545599561-epicboobs.jpg)
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: thundley4 on September 27, 2009, 08:21:09 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on September 27, 2009, 08:11:59 PM
How dare you!

Never question a boob thread. :p

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/woncothesane/633612370545599561-epicboobs.jpg)

(http://www.afflsports.com/mp/Epic%20Boobs.jpg)
:cheersmate:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Gratiot on September 27, 2009, 10:11:31 PM: Quote from: DixieBelle on September 27, 2009, 11:48:14 AM
Don't they do that in Russia? :-)

God bless them! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Gratiot on September 27, 2009, 10:13:20 PM: Actually... upon further ~~gazing~~, I mean pondering, at the gym today. I believe that this study is absolutely valid. As I realized that the first 30 minutes spent at the gym by most guys... are spent Boob-ogling :-) JK :uhsure:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM: Posted to promote the general health and well being of my fellow CC'rs.
Visit a healthy, Cardio improving site today!
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5444/lucypinderandmichellema.jpg)
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Chris_ on September 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM: Quote from: Chris on September 27, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
I need more nudity in my evening news broadcasts. Are you listenin', Channel 2?
They'd have to hire a new staff.
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 28, 2009, 07:58:00 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 28, 2009, 06:18:24 AM
Posted to promote the general health and well being of my fellow CC'rs.
Visit a healthy, Cardio improving site today!
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5444/lucypinderandmichellema.jpg)

OOOPS! I believe I'm encountering some side effects.....Hardening of the arteries seems to be worsening.
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Chris on September 28, 2009, 08:20:50 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on September 28, 2009, 07:39:54 AM
They'd have to hire a new staff.
I just want to see Christine Maddela (the girl on the left in my last post). :drool:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: NHSparky on September 28, 2009, 08:21:13 AM: Yep--need more conservative boobiez to conduct more research.

(http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/boobies.jpg)
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 29, 2009, 05:04:03 AM: My wife got a good laugh at this one. JR, is that hardening of the arteries--or stiffening? :tongue:
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: Wayne on September 29, 2009, 08:43:28 AM: (http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff84/wayne66_01/August%202009/hoot.jpg)
Title: Re: Boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym
Post by: BEG on September 30, 2009, 05:30:46 PM: I wonder why earlier there were like 12 "guests" reading this thread and now one "guest" is printing it and a total of three "guests" are viewing. :whatever: