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Title: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
Dee-scuss!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: rich_t on September 21, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
 :picsneeded:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:15:58 PM
The problem IS the pics!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: asdf2231 on September 21, 2009, 08:21:24 PM
The best part of the muffin is the top!


*Runs like hell*
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:25:37 PM
The best part of the muffin is the top!


*Runs like hell*

But enough about penises!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: rich_t on September 21, 2009, 08:29:13 PM
The problem IS the pics!


Oh piffle...  I saw the pic in question on another thread.  I didn't see any bulge.

Looked like the wind puffed out the bottom of your blouse to me.

Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: dutch508 on September 21, 2009, 08:30:10 PM
she has two bulgiez. most people call em boobiez.


BOOBIEZ!!!!! :drool:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Hawkgirl on September 21, 2009, 08:32:17 PM
So I wasn't the only one who stole pens in high school?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:32:49 PM

Oh piffle...  I saw the pic in question on another thread.  I didn't see any bulge.

Looked like the wind puffed out the bottom of your blouse to me.



Thanks Rich.... love ya!  :heart:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:35:53 PM
she has two bulgiez. most people call em boobiez.


BOOBIEZ!!!!! :drool:

Boobiez rulz!  :lmao:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
So I wasn't the only one who stole pens in high school?  :popcorn:

I must admit, that went over my head! I need remedial help.  :-)
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: BEG on September 21, 2009, 08:38:00 PM
Thanks Rich.... love ya!  :heart:

Stop making the moves on my internet man woman.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: rich_t on September 21, 2009, 08:38:04 PM
Thanks Rich.... love ya!  :heart:

now now...  BEG might get jealous.

 :heart:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:38:55 PM
Stop making the moves on my internet man woman.

boing!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2009, 08:39:13 PM
Dee-scuss!  :cheersmate:

Tighter jeans would make those gatherings of loose cloth, which can look like a bulge, go away.  :innocent:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:41:15 PM
Tighter jeans would make those gatherings of loose cloth, which can look like a bulge, go away.  :innocent:

I can't help it, I have a short waist.... even the low-riders are high. Good grief, all jeans are like mom jeans on me.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:42:17 PM
now now...  BEG might get jealous.

 :heart:

Right. Henceforth, I shall speak to you in code.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: BEG on September 21, 2009, 08:43:07 PM
I must admit, that went over my head! I need remedial help.  :-)

It went over my head too but I'm dyslexic.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 21, 2009, 08:44:48 PM
Could you stop baiting me Schade?  :p

I'm trying to watch a football game and could miss important plays delving for short lived hot pics to replace the lost ones. 
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: BEG on September 21, 2009, 08:51:01 PM
Right. Henceforth, I shall speak to you in code.   :evillaugh:

Don't you have enough men?   :p
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:52:13 PM
Could you stop baiting me Schade?  :p

I'm trying to watch a football game and could miss important plays delving for short lived hot pics to replace the lost ones. 

What? Football is competing with discussion of my bulge? Say it aint so!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:53:53 PM
Don't you have enough men?   :p

Menz are fun.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 21, 2009, 08:56:58 PM
What? Football is competing with discussion of my bulge? Say it aint so!

You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on.  :p :p
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2009, 08:57:47 PM
I can't help it, I have a short waist.... even the low-riders are high. Good grief, all jeans are like mom jeans on me.

Ah. I see.  Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it .  :-)
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:02:10 PM
Ah. I see.  Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it .  :-)

I didn't mention it.  :hammer:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: rich_t on September 21, 2009, 09:02:47 PM
Now now ladies...

Haven't you heard of sharing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 21, 2009, 09:03:31 PM
Ah. I see.  Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it .  :-)

Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:03:42 PM
You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on.  :p :p

I like that, I am going to use that as my profile tag......   :lmao:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2009, 09:18:26 PM
I didn't mention it.  :hammer:

It took a while but I found it.

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It's just a fake bulge.

Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
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Gasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants!

I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1     

This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!
  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32631.msg342780.html#msg342780   
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:23:02 PM
It took a while but I found it.
  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32631.msg342780.html#msg342780   

Well see, I already forgot about that!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:24:45 PM
Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges?  :uhsure:

You think of everything.  :lmao:

Yep, a topic change is welcomed at this point!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:25:42 PM
Now now ladies...

Haven't you heard of sharing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg

BEG would have nothing of sharing! I shall acquiesce.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 21, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol.  :lmao:

I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding)  :p
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: thundley4 on September 21, 2009, 09:32:32 PM
Well see, I already forgot about that!

That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic.  I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol.  :lmao:

I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding)  :p

How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic.  I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.

And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: rich_t on September 21, 2009, 09:40:53 PM
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p

I noticed the gun.

LOL
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 09:42:28 PM
All right homies! Good night!
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: ReardenSteel on September 21, 2009, 09:42:46 PM
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?

Drop dead sad for us whom be so amused by Shadenanigans.

Hmmm. I just read that line I wrote and how sad is it that I'm drunk at 10:42 (EST) with so much football left to watch.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2009, 09:48:00 PM
Phantom bulges... :rotf:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 10:03:10 PM
Phantom bulges... :rotf:

It's funny till someone gets hurt with one.  :lmao:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 22, 2009, 05:33:13 AM

It's simply not funny my dear, this is serious business!  We obviously need a phantom bulge inspector, to ensure no one is harmed.  I nominate.... BEG....  Since she's been posting/poking around in this thread.... 

 :popcorn: 

Ok... that was hilarious, I know BEG will take her job very seriously.  :-)

Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: thundley4 on September 22, 2009, 06:01:33 AM
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance.  :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face?  :p

Of course I noticed your face, you always seem to have a mischievous twinkle in your eyes.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Wayne on September 22, 2009, 06:32:06 AM
HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: NHSparky on September 22, 2009, 07:15:03 AM
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?

About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Gratiot on September 22, 2009, 11:33:35 AM
About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.

That's not sad, that is pure greed!  It's a good kind of greed though  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 22, 2009, 08:56:00 PM
HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..

Hehe.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: jinxmchue on September 23, 2009, 07:46:24 AM
I think you need to prove or disprove your other bulges, just to be on the safe side.   :naughty:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 23, 2009, 09:32:19 PM
The title of this thread reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Ackroyd & Steve Martin...two wild and crazy guys.  Wearing tight slacks to show off their bulges.... :lmao:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: RobJohnson on September 23, 2009, 10:07:04 PM
[youtube=425,350]t9SaKYFR6ms[/youtube]


 :rotf:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 24, 2009, 12:10:41 PM
[youtube=425,350]t9SaKYFR6ms[/youtube]


 :rotf:

Thanks for finding that, Rob. :lmao:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Randy on September 24, 2009, 01:06:18 PM
Hehe.

I'm voting for a micro-mini as my preferred anti-bulge wear.

:-)
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Eupher on September 24, 2009, 02:33:18 PM
I'm voting for a micro-mini as my preferred anti-bulge wear.

:-)

Bulges aren't just for wimmenz. When wimmenz have bulges in the right places, life is good for us menfolk.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Randy on September 24, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
Bulges aren't just for wimmenz. When wimmenz have bulges in the right places, life is good for us menfolk.

Think about the legs in the last avatar. Add a micro mini and there'd be all sorts of bulges around these parts.

:-)
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 24, 2009, 08:04:45 PM
Think about the legs in the last avatar. Add a micro mini and there'd be all sorts of bulges around these parts.

:-)

I wanna see "these parts" you speak of.
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: debk on September 24, 2009, 10:43:14 PM
I wanna see "these parts" you speak of.



oooooooh yeah.... :drool:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 24, 2009, 11:08:40 PM


oooooooh yeah.... :drool:

We have needs too, don't we. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: 'Schade has a bulge' and other urban legends dismissed .... right here!
Post by: debk on September 24, 2009, 11:44:16 PM
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh70/cougarjoddles/Cougar-4.jpg)



 :naughty: