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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Schadenfreude on September 21, 2009, 08:10:48 PM
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Dee-scuss! :cheersmate:
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:picsneeded:
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The problem IS the pics!
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The best part of the muffin is the top!
*Runs like hell*
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The best part of the muffin is the top!
*Runs like hell*
But enough about penises! :evillaugh:
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The problem IS the pics!
Oh piffle... I saw the pic in question on another thread. I didn't see any bulge.
Looked like the wind puffed out the bottom of your blouse to me.
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she has two bulgiez. most people call em boobiez.
BOOBIEZ!!!!! :drool:
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So I wasn't the only one who stole pens in high school? :popcorn:
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Oh piffle... I saw the pic in question on another thread. I didn't see any bulge.
Looked like the wind puffed out the bottom of your blouse to me.
Thanks Rich.... love ya! :heart:
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she has two bulgiez. most people call em boobiez.
BOOBIEZ!!!!! :drool:
Boobiez rulz! :lmao:
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So I wasn't the only one who stole pens in high school? :popcorn:
I must admit, that went over my head! I need remedial help. :-)
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Thanks Rich.... love ya! :heart:
Stop making the moves on my internet man woman.
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Thanks Rich.... love ya! :heart:
now now... BEG might get jealous.
:heart:
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Stop making the moves on my internet man woman.
boing!
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Dee-scuss! :cheersmate:
Tighter jeans would make those gatherings of loose cloth, which can look like a bulge, go away. :innocent:
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Tighter jeans would make those gatherings of loose cloth, which can look like a bulge, go away. :innocent:
I can't help it, I have a short waist.... even the low-riders are high. Good grief, all jeans are like mom jeans on me.
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now now... BEG might get jealous.
:heart:
Right. Henceforth, I shall speak to you in code. :evillaugh:
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I must admit, that went over my head! I need remedial help. :-)
It went over my head too but I'm dyslexic.
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Could you stop baiting me Schade? :p
I'm trying to watch a football game and could miss important plays delving for short lived hot pics to replace the lost ones.
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Right. Henceforth, I shall speak to you in code. :evillaugh:
Don't you have enough men? :p
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Could you stop baiting me Schade? :p
I'm trying to watch a football game and could miss important plays delving for short lived hot pics to replace the lost ones.
What? Football is competing with discussion of my bulge? Say it aint so!
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Don't you have enough men? :p
Menz are fun. :popcorn:
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What? Football is competing with discussion of my bulge? Say it aint so!
You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on. :p :p
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I can't help it, I have a short waist.... even the low-riders are high. Good grief, all jeans are like mom jeans on me.
Ah. I see. Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it . :-)
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Ah. I see. Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it . :-)
I didn't mention it. :hammer:
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Now now ladies...
Haven't you heard of sharing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg
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Ah. I see. Stick with the jeans, it wasn't noticed until you had mentioned it . :-)
Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges? :uhsure:
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You just have a "fake bulge". I have a real, uhh football game on. :p :p
I like that, I am going to use that as my profile tag...... :lmao:
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I didn't mention it. :hammer:
It took a while but I found it.
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It's just a fake bulge.
Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2009, 07:39:09 pm »
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Gasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants!
I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1
This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32631.msg342780.html#msg342780
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It took a while but I found it.
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,32631.msg342780.html#msg342780
Well see, I already forgot about that!
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Or loose the jeans for no bulge at all. Anyway, is it just me or are others here interested in "other urban legends" more than phantom bulges? :uhsure:
You think of everything. :lmao:
Yep, a topic change is welcomed at this point!
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Now now ladies...
Haven't you heard of sharing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3WMHBJu8Tg
BEG would have nothing of sharing! I shall acquiesce.
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The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol. :lmao:
I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding) :p
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Well see, I already forgot about that!
That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic. I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.
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The ad at the top of the page is for Levi's jeans, lol. :lmao:
I bet our CC girls could sell a lot of those as models. (phantom bulges notwithstanding) :p
How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
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That was the only reason I had mentioned it in the other thread where you posted a pic. I wouldn't have noticed otherwise, because I generally look at a womans face and eyes, first.
And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance. :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face? :p
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And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance. :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face? :p
I noticed the gun.
LOL
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All right homies! Good night!
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How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
Drop dead sad for us whom be so amused by Shadenanigans.
Hmmm. I just read that line I wrote and how sad is it that I'm drunk at 10:42 (EST) with so much football left to watch.
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Phantom bulges... :rotf:
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Phantom bulges... :rotf:
It's funny till someone gets hurt with one. :lmao:
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It's simply not funny my dear, this is serious business! We obviously need a phantom bulge inspector, to ensure no one is harmed. I nominate.... BEG.... Since she's been posting/poking around in this thread....
:popcorn:
Ok... that was hilarious, I know BEG will take her job very seriously. :-)
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And now I have inadvertently focused everyone's attention on my protuberance. :p Did you happen to notice my face or that I even have a face? :p
Of course I noticed your face, you always seem to have a mischievous twinkle in your eyes.
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HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..
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How sad is it that I am drop dead tired at 9:40pm?
About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.
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About as sad as the fact I was asleep before that last night, and will have to be doing the same for the next 6-8 weeks so I'm semi-functional when I get up at 4 every morning.
That's not sad, that is pure greed! It's a good kind of greed though :cheersmate:
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HOT PANTS*** The foremost cure for "the bulge"real or imagined..
Hehe.
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I think you need to prove or disprove your other bulges, just to be on the safe side. :naughty:
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The title of this thread reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit with Dan Ackroyd & Steve Martin...two wild and crazy guys. Wearing tight slacks to show off their bulges.... :lmao:
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[youtube=425,350]t9SaKYFR6ms[/youtube]
:rotf:
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[youtube=425,350]t9SaKYFR6ms[/youtube]
:rotf:
Thanks for finding that, Rob. :lmao:
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Hehe.
I'm voting for a micro-mini as my preferred anti-bulge wear.
:-)
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I'm voting for a micro-mini as my preferred anti-bulge wear.
:-)
Bulges aren't just for wimmenz. When wimmenz have bulges in the right places, life is good for us menfolk.
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Bulges aren't just for wimmenz. When wimmenz have bulges in the right places, life is good for us menfolk.
Think about the legs in the last avatar. Add a micro mini and there'd be all sorts of bulges around these parts.
:-)
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Think about the legs in the last avatar. Add a micro mini and there'd be all sorts of bulges around these parts.
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I wanna see "these parts" you speak of.
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I wanna see "these parts" you speak of.
oooooooh yeah.... :drool:
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oooooooh yeah.... :drool:
We have needs too, don't we. :evillaugh:
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