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Title: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 05:58:12 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs175.snc1/6580_1098679069013_1287724170_30238385_7196795_n.jpg)

Ooops....

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs175.snc1/6580_1098679109014_1287724170_30238386_431427_n.jpg)

Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 22, 2009, 06:07:39 PM
Is that a golden retriever you just bowled over?

I guess a turn signal wouldn't have helped.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 22, 2009, 06:09:13 PM
Is that a golden retriever you just bowled over?

I guess a turn signal wouldn't have helped.  :thatsright:

There's a Golden in that picture??
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:10:48 PM
Is that a golden retriever you just bowled over?

I guess a turn signal wouldn't have helped.  :thatsright:

You are such a gentleman, look at Crazy Horse's post....  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
There's a Golden in that picture??

spank-a-licious you!  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 22, 2009, 06:14:35 PM
You are such a gentleman, look at Crazy Horse's post....  :evillaugh:

That little girl looks like she could be a handful.

And, uh, your belt could be tightened a notch or two methinks.     :uhsure:       
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:17:16 PM
That little girl looks like she could be a handful.

And, uh, your belt could be tightened a notch or two methinks.     :uhsure:       

yah yah yah whatevah! I thought you were looking at the dog!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 22, 2009, 06:18:43 PM
yah yah yah whatevah! I thought you were looking at the dog!

I WAS looking at the dog!

(oops, that's a loaded statement......)    :p
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:27:31 PM
I am just going through pictures...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1098690749305_1287724170_30238411_1961301_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Carl on August 22, 2009, 06:36:26 PM
I am just going through pictures...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1098690749305_1287724170_30238411_1961301_n.jpg)

That is one fine booty! (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:43:25 PM
That is one fine booty! (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/drool.gif)

You're probably wondering.... why is Schade so sweatty? Well if you weren't wondering, your mind is prolly racing right now!  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Carl on August 22, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
You're probably wondering.... why is Schade so sweatty? Well if you weren't wondering, your mind is prolly racing right now!  :heart:

And thinking of ways to make Schade sweat even more. (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/th_flirt.gif)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
I WAS looking at the dog!

(oops, that's a loaded statement......)    :p

Ha ha! I am way too confident to ever be offended sweetcheeks.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 06:56:47 PM
And thinking of ways to make Schade sweat even more. (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/th_flirt.gif)

Tsk tsk tsk Carl ... why I am a lady of gentle breeding my dear sir, whatever do you mean?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Odin's Hand on August 22, 2009, 07:03:26 PM
Hey, baby!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2009, 07:03:56 PM
I think I saw a wink!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:05:29 PM
Hey, baby!

Hey back atcha. I know, shameless that I made a thread all about me!  :-*
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:06:25 PM
I think I saw a wink!

A wink is only the beginning....keep on hanging with me!  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Carl on August 22, 2009, 07:12:10 PM
Tsk tsk tsk Carl ... why I am a lady of gentle breeding my dear sir, whatever do you mean?

Gentle will be a part of it. :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 07:13:23 PM
Gentle will be a part of it. :-)

Breeding goes with gentle, she said.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 22, 2009, 07:15:03 PM
Regardless, it is a beautiful photo. 
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
Regardless, it is a beautiful photo. 

Which one Undies?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 22, 2009, 07:21:01 PM
Which one Undies?  :evillaugh:

They're all nice, but I was pointing towards the swing pic when I commented.   :p
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:23:00 PM
They're all nice, but I was pointing towards the swing pic when I commented.   :p

I love ya! Hope you are on the mend and getting stronger by the moment. I have been tending to your farm whenever I can....  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 22, 2009, 07:26:56 PM
I love ya! Hope you are on the mend and getting stronger by the moment. I have been tending to your farm whenever I can....  :heart:

I guess I'm on schedule.  I'm hurting today, just like day before yesterday, and day after tomorrow.  I'm one a one-day-on/one-day-off Feeling Good Schedule.  The good news is I should be feeling pretty peppy tomorrow.

Thanks for the farm help.  I need it.  I'm in over my head.   :p
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:31:01 PM
I guess I'm on schedule.  I'm hurting today, just like day before yesterday, and day after tomorrow.  I'm one a one-day-on/one-day-off Feeling Good Schedule.  The good news is I should be feeling pretty peppy tomorrow.

Thanks for the farm help.  I need it.  I'm in over my head.   :p

I know you have a lot of good people praying for you.... Take care and don't worry about the farm. I'm good at chores and such!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:36:26 PM
Gentle will be a part of it. :-)

 :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Breeding goes with gentle, she said.  :uhsure:

She says a lot of things, doesn't she.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Gasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants!

I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 07:43:26 PM
Gasp! I noticed it looks like i have a bulge in my pants!

I swear, it is an optical allusion!!!!111!!!!!!1 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

This is priceless, I can't wait till BEG sees it, she will be so impressed!

You said that to make us guys go back and look closer at a certain area of the pictures. Shame on you.  :asssmack:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Randy on August 22, 2009, 07:44:06 PM
One word,



Breathtaking
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:45:12 PM
You said that to make us guys go back and look closer at a certain area of the pictures. Shame on you.  :asssmack:

Did you see it? Isn't that just about the funniest thing you have ever seen?  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 07:46:00 PM
One word,



Breathtaking

Have I told you how much I loved ya Randy?  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Randy on August 22, 2009, 07:55:55 PM
Two words,


Breathtakingly Hawt


 :bow:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 08:05:59 PM
Two words,


Breathtakingly Hawt


 :bow:

Yur check is in the mail!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Carl on August 22, 2009, 08:13:40 PM
:evillaugh:

The rough stuff will knock your socks off. (http://209.85.48.11/html/emoticons/cool.gif)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Chris on August 22, 2009, 08:20:37 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-balcony-cat-is-shocked.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Randy on August 22, 2009, 08:21:22 PM
Yur check is in the mail!  :evillaugh:

I'm shooting for that video  :evillaugh:


Hey what's this smiley mean?  :hot:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 08:35:53 PM
Did you see it? Isn't that just about the funniest thing you have ever seen?  :lmao:

I saw no bulge, just a little bunched up denim of somewhat loose jeans on a slender woman.  :sheshot:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Chris on August 22, 2009, 08:39:42 PM
I see no bulge. :innocent:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 08:46:20 PM
I saw no bulge, just a little bunched up denim of somewhat loose jeans on a slender woman.  :sheshot:

Thank you, ever since I saw that pic it has become somewhat of an obsession of mine, I keep grabbing myself.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 08:47:53 PM
I see no bulge. :innocent:

But you looked, dint you? :rofl:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Chris on August 22, 2009, 08:49:00 PM
But you looked, dint you? :rofl:

I looked and looked and looked, and I enjoyed every minute of it.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Randy on August 22, 2009, 08:52:46 PM
I refuse to go back to look for extra bulges. All the right ones are already burned into my brain.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
Thank you, ever since I saw that pic it has become somewhat of an obsession of mine, I keep grabbing myself.

Um, never mind.  Wait, oh hell.
 :picsneeded:

MORE.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 08:56:18 PM
I refuse to go back to look for extra bulges. All the right ones are already burned into my brain.

I won't lie, I don't air brush out the imperfections... or air brush them in for that matter.  :lmao:

I think it is a situation of wearing tight jeans on a child's swingset. Somethings just ain't made for mature women.  :p
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 09:03:25 PM
Um, never mind.  Wait, oh hell.
 :picsneeded:

MORE.  :evillaugh:


Ok...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1096702659604_1287724170_30233403_5168410_n.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 22, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
Ok...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1096702659604_1287724170_30233403_5168410_n.jpg)

Wow. LBD, and FM heels.  :bow:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Carl on August 22, 2009, 09:05:50 PM
Ok...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1096702659604_1287724170_30233403_5168410_n.jpg)

Oh hell yeah!!! (http://209.85.48.11/13592/198/emo/speedmetal.gif)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Randy on August 22, 2009, 09:16:36 PM
Mmmmmm be still my har....err heart.  :uhsure:


Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 10:07:03 PM
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs175.snc1/6580_1098679069013_1287724170_30238385_7196795_n.jpg)

Schade's a hottie!   :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 10:08:25 PM
I see no bulge. :innocent:

Where you lookin'?  I see a couple...   :innocent:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 10:08:55 PM
One word,



BreaSt taking

f1x0r3d!!!111!11111!!!!!one
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 10:11:17 PM
It's about time you showed up!  :p
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 22, 2009, 10:11:29 PM
Who's the kid, Schade? Your daughter?

How did she react when you bowled over the dog?   :o
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 10:14:03 PM
Who's the kid, Schade? Your daughter?

How did she react when you bowled over the dog?   :o

Yes that is my youngest daughter.

No animals were harmed in the production! Sadie was probably scratching herself back there.  :hammer:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Chris on August 22, 2009, 10:16:49 PM
Where you lookin'?  I see a couple...   :innocent:
I was looking from the belt down.  I do spy a mean camel toe. :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 10:17:32 PM
I was looking from the belt down.  I do spy a mean camel toe. :naughty:

ARRRRRGGGGHH!!! I was waiting for someone to say that.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 22, 2009, 10:19:48 PM
ARRRRRGGGGHH!!! I was waiting for someone to say that.  :lmao:

I always wondered what camels thought of that expression - "camel toe."

It's gotta be offensive in camel-speak.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 10:26:43 PM
It's about time you showed up!  :p

I was here!  I saw the pics a while ago.  I just, um... I was, um...  occupied... *ahem*   :drool:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 22, 2009, 10:36:50 PM

How did she react when you bowled over the dog?   :o

Okay I keep looking at the picture and what damn dog ya'll talkin bout???????



Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 10:38:23 PM
Okay I keep looking at the picture and what damn dog ya'll talkin bout???????





 :uhsure:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Crazy Horse on August 22, 2009, 10:46:46 PM
Ok...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1096702659604_1287724170_30233403_5168410_n.jpg)

Boots :hyper:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 10:48:54 PM
Boots :hyper:

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 22, 2009, 11:14:37 PM
Honestly, Schade, thank you for restoring my faith in women older than myself.  (Let's just say I had a bad experience my first year at college with someone who turned out to be not who they said they were.)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 11:20:22 PM
Honestly, Schade, thank you for restoring my faith in women older than myself.  (Let's just say I had a bad experience my first year at college with someone who turned out to be not who they said they were.)

Oh no! Did the dude look like a lady?  :lmao:

Most days, my motto is to live and embrace life. Yah, I have the bad days too.  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jtyangel on August 22, 2009, 11:28:44 PM
My goodness...I was about to meander into bed and stumbled upon 'this'. You are keeping BEG occupied in her corporate suite aren't you, Schade.  :-)


PS I like the boots.  :-* You look terrific, sister! :-*
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Airwolf on August 22, 2009, 11:29:10 PM
Late again as usuall I am. Me thinks there is nothing like a thread started by Schade. :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 11:30:26 PM
My goodness...I was about to meander into bed and stumbled upon 'this'. You are keeping BEG occupied in her corporate suite aren't you, Schade.  :-)


PS I like the boots.  :-* You look terrific, sister! :-*

I wish I could keep her occupied!  :evillaugh: So are ya staying up late? I will occupy you too!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 11:31:08 PM
Late again as usuall I am. Me thinks there is nothing like a thread started by Schade. :-)

We're just getting started, I have been waiting for ya!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jtyangel on August 22, 2009, 11:32:39 PM
I wish I could keep her occupied!  :evillaugh: So are ya staying up late? I will occupy you too!

Nah, I'm afraid I have the mind of a 20 year old tonight, but the eyes of a 40 year old. They want to shut the show down for the night so I'll be rolling on out of here in a minute or two...just making sure the world is still turning and all that. :-)(and this is the only thread I've looked in to do that :-))
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 22, 2009, 11:47:22 PM
Nah, I'm afraid I have the mind of a 20 year old tonight, but the eyes of a 40 year old. They want to shut the show down for the night so I'll be rolling on out of here in a minute or two...just making sure the world is still turning and all that. :-)(and this is the only thread I've looked in to do that :-))

I was gonna say... the eyes of a 40 year old? That sounds pretty young to me right now.  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Airwolf on August 22, 2009, 11:53:05 PM
We're just getting started, I have been waiting for ya!

I'm just drooling over your pictures.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 23, 2009, 07:44:42 AM
Yur check is in the mail!  :evillaugh:

And where is mine?  Damn teases...all of ya!  Curses!  And I'm STILL waiting for my pony too!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: JohnnyReb on August 23, 2009, 08:17:15 AM
I used to be a swinger....the damn chain broke and dumped my ass on the front porch. I'm gonna get around to buying some new chain one day.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:17:55 AM
I used to be a swinger....the damn chain broke and dumped my ass on the front porch. I'm gonna get around to buying some new chain one day.

Funny! I have days like that as well!  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:19:55 AM
And where is mine?  Damn teases...all of ya!  Curses!  And I'm STILL waiting for my pony too!

Have patience my dear.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 23, 2009, 10:24:17 AM
Have patience my dear.

For the check or the pony?  Or... :drool:?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 23, 2009, 10:32:16 AM
Oh no! Did the dude look like a lady?  :lmao:

 :o  How did you know???   :o

 :bawl:

Thankfully, this didn't happen in real life.  This was in the early days of internet socializing when there were no pictures.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
:o  How did you know???   :o

 :bawl:

Thankfully, this didn't happen in real life.  This was in the early days of internet socializing when there were no pictures.

Oh lawd!  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: vesta111 on August 23, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
Oh lawd!  :lmao:

I have no idea who Schad is but I send out Lot's of lol's to her.

My question is with a child of that age, how the heck do you keep them up where they are suppose to be ??

This lady tickles me pink, she is so honest and hell bent for leather.

Now I am not a lesbo but I can  tell yeah I like beauty in all of its forms and Schad has both body and a wonderful sense of humor.

Go girl, keep the guys  :drool: and falling over themselves---You got the power to turn any man into a blithering idiot so use it wisely.

Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 07:50:49 PM
I have no idea who Schad is but I send out Lot's of lol's to her.

My question is with a child of that age, how the heck do you keep them up where they are suppose to be ??

This lady tickles me pink, she is so honest and hell bent for leather.

Now I am not a lesbo but I can  tell yeah I like beauty in all of its forms and Schad has both body and a wonderful sense of humor.

Go girl, keep the guys  :drool: and falling over themselves---You got the power to turn any man into a blithering idiot so use it wisely.



Thanks vesta girl! I have found that there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love Schade and those who don't.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 23, 2009, 07:52:26 PM
Thanks vesta girl! I have found that there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love Schade and those who don't.  :evillaugh:

I'm guessing the second group is rather small, or they just don't know you yet.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 07:56:46 PM
I'm guessing the second group is rather small, or they just don't know you yet.

Actually the second group got quite large and I had to re-invent myself.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 23, 2009, 07:59:23 PM
Actually the second group got quite large and I had to re-invent myself.  :lmao:

It wasn't so bad that you had to enter the witness protection program was it?  If so, we might need details.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 08:25:05 PM
Actually the second group got quite large and I had to re-invent myself.  :lmao:

 :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 08:33:03 PM
:rotf: :rotf:

I love you too! I wonder if I should go make amends to all who I have wronged?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 08:33:41 PM
It wasn't so bad that you had to enter the witness protection program was it?  If so, we might need details.  :popcorn:

The story of my internet life is quite impressive.  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 08:35:21 PM
I love you too! I wonder if I should go make amends to all who I have wronged?  :evillaugh:

Did you just start some 12-step program or something? :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 08:36:48 PM
Did you just start some 12-step program or something? :-)

No, but I think I grewed up or somethin. Actually, you have to admit, the stated reasons for not liking me were pretty lame. BEG too, they hated her as well, remember? :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 23, 2009, 08:39:10 PM
The story of my internet life is quite impressive.  :lmao:

Impressive? In what way?  :popcorn:  I can't say the same, I've used this name since 2002 when I joined the major league baseball forums, and have used it on every site that I've joined.  
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 08:40:45 PM
No, but I think I grewed up or somethin. Actually, you have to admit, the stated reasons for not liking me were pretty lame. BEG too, they hated her as well, remember? :-)

What you talking about Willis?  People actually didn't like you?  I find that unpossible. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
What you talking about Willis?  People actually didn't like you?  I find that unpossible. :evillaugh:

maybe they were just sayin!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
Yawn...


 :p


Just kidding, great pictures as usual.  :-*

Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 08:56:22 PM
Yawn...


 :p


Just kidding, great pictures as usual.  :-*



Look at who finally showed up..... ms. high-falutin politics girl! Hi BEG!  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:04:08 PM
Look at who finally showed up..... ms. high-falutin politics girl! Hi BEG!  :-)

Well you did send me the link and told me to check it out.  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:12:54 PM
Well you did send me the link and told me to check it out.  :-)


Did not!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 23, 2009, 09:15:52 PM

Did not!

Did To.  :tongue:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:24:34 PM
Did To.  :tongue:

Now don't be taking sides! You wouldn't want to be caught in the middle between me and BEG... or maybe you would.  :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:30:54 PM
Now don't be taking sides! You wouldn't want to be caught in the middle between me and BEG... or maybe you would.  :naughty:

Who wouldn't?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:34:33 PM
Who wouldn't?

If they didn't want to, we would call them teh ghey!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 23, 2009, 09:34:50 PM
Who wouldn't?

I'd have to have a note from my doctor.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:38:08 PM
Look at who finally showed up..... ms. high-falutin politics girl! Hi BEG!  :-)

High falutin' politics girl... :rotf:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:39:47 PM
I'd have to have a note from my doctor.

I got your doctors note right here...
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:44:02 PM
High falutin' politics girl... :rotf:

I'm thinking you might be one of "teh ghey"
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 23, 2009, 09:45:30 PM
I got your doctors note right here...

I thought it was hilarious....on the "do's and don't's" paperwork the hospital sent home with me....the very first thing is "NO SEX".  I didn't know if it was a directive or an editorial comment.    
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:46:40 PM
I'm thinking you might be one of "teh ghey"

I did just add my old sig line back at CU, which you actually accidentally wrote for me.

Voted Hottest Chick - my hotness transcends gender.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:51:45 PM
I did just add my old sig line back at CU, which you actually accidentally wrote for me.

Voted Hottest Chick - my hotness transcends gender.

It wasn't by accident, you are the hottest chick....that also doubles as a dude.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:52:21 PM
OMG... leave it to BEG, Undies and Wiggums to turn an otherwise serious thread upside down!  :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:54:13 PM
It wasn't by accident, you are the hottest chick....that also doubles as a dude.

That would make him a dual purpose dude.... a dualdude. If you say dualdude fast 100 times, I guarantee you will say dildo at least once. Trust me, I just tried it.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:55:14 PM
OMG... leave it to BEG, Undies and Wiggums to turn an otherwise serious thread upside down!  :lmao:

That's why you love us. :hyper:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:57:05 PM
That's why you love us. :hyper:

You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 09:58:12 PM
I thought it was hilarious....on the "do's and don't's" paperwork the hospital sent home with me....the very first thing is "NO SEX".  I didn't know if it was a directive or an editorial comment.    

If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 09:59:35 PM
You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!   :evillaugh:

Unavailable in what way? :popcorn:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 09:59:42 PM
If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.

Oh I see.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:00:51 PM
Unavailable in what way? :popcorn:

Or am I the one who is unavailable? Hmmm? I better inform myself.  :devious:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: BEG on August 23, 2009, 10:02:28 PM
You will never know, even though each of you are unavailable I shall always pine over what might have been!   :evillaugh:

I'm available....
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:04:01 PM
I'm available....

Look how easy you are when it comes to me!   :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 23, 2009, 10:05:33 PM
If you have been directed to have "no sex" then I don't think Schade wants you between us. I of course would love to have you between us sex or no sex.

Lard nose I wouldn't want to come between Schade and her desires.  It would be a sticky situation.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 23, 2009, 10:08:58 PM
Lard nose I wouldn't want to come between Schade and her desires.  It would be a sticky situation.

 :thatsright:

Please don't tell me she's in to using molasses!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
Or am I the one who is unavailable? Hmmm? I better inform myself.  :devious:

I'm never quite sure.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
Lard nose I wouldn't want to come between Schade and her desires.  It would be a sticky situation.


Are you implying I get sticky?  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:10:54 PM
:thatsright:

Please don't tell me she's in to using molasses!

Ok Euph.... I am into many things but sugar byproducts is not one of them!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:11:47 PM
I'm never quite sure.

Never try to understand or figure me out.... I simply "am".  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Eupher on August 23, 2009, 10:13:29 PM
Ok Euph.... I am into many things but sugar byproducts is not one of them!  :evillaugh:

Hmph. I guess that means that Karo syrup is out, too?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 23, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
Never try to understand or figure me out.... I simply "am".  :-)

I learned that long ago.

Off to bed for Ralphie.  Good nights ladies & gents.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
I learned that long ago.

Off to bed for Ralphie.  Good nights ladies & gents.

Night sexy!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 23, 2009, 10:28:11 PM


Are you implying I get sticky?  :evillaugh:

Oooo baby.  You would be.   :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 23, 2009, 10:52:44 PM
Oooo baby.  You would be.   :naughty:

LOL.... good night my love!  :heart:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 24, 2009, 06:51:59 AM
Now don't be taking sides! You wouldn't want to be caught in the middle between me and BEG... or maybe you would.  :naughty:

Um, yeah I would, what normal guy wouldn't.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jtyangel on August 24, 2009, 06:54:00 AM
I was gonna say... the eyes of a 40 year old? That sounds pretty young to me right now.  :-)

Oops typo..that should have been a 60...told you I was tired that night.  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 24, 2009, 11:22:08 AM
This thread needs more boobage.   :hyper:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 24, 2009, 11:30:08 AM
This thread needs more boobage.   :hyper:

Wanna see mine?  Man bewbage for the hawt wimmens!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 24, 2009, 12:20:59 PM
Wanna see mine?  Man bewbage for the hawt wimmens!

Um...  I got my own and a mirror if I ever want that, thanks.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Wineslob on August 24, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
Now this thread is REALLY taking a turn for the worse.



Oh Shade................love the swing, baby. :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 24, 2009, 01:38:01 PM
Now this thread is REALLY taking a turn for the worse.

NOOOO!!!!  SCHADE!!!  PLEASE COME AND SAVE THE THREAD FROM A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 24, 2009, 02:18:14 PM
Oh Sparky is such a man-tease! Get on boy friend, show us your moobage!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jtyangel on August 24, 2009, 02:26:49 PM
Oh Sparky is such a man-tease! Get on boy friend, show us your moobage!  :evillaugh:

moobage..snort :rotf:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 24, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
Oh Sparky is such a man-tease! Get on boy friend, show us your moobage!  :evillaugh:

 :maddernhell:  I may have to take back what I said earlier.   :censored:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 24, 2009, 03:33:40 PM
Baby's gonna drive my Pontiac
Pontiac
Hold the sack
Baby's gonna drive my Pontiac
Down to the bottom floor

Baby's gonna steer my Cadillac
Cadillac
Laying back
Baby's gonna steer my Cadillac
Coming in the open door
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 24, 2009, 04:38:07 PM
Ok...  :evillaugh:

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs195.snc1/6580_1096702659604_1287724170_30233403_5168410_n.jpg)

Deeyammit guhlfren.

If you wuz a biscuit then I'd sop you up with some gravy.


 :naughty: :hyper:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 24, 2009, 07:50:07 PM
Oh Sparky is such a man-tease! Get on boy friend, show us your moobage!  :evillaugh:

Only in PM, dearest.  I only show those who show to me.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 24, 2009, 08:26:17 PM
Only in PM, dearest.  I only show those who show to me.

oh you teash!
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 25, 2009, 11:43:25 AM
oh you teash!

Don't type drunk.   :tongue:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 25, 2009, 11:45:00 AM
Oh, she's gonna get a nasty little surprise when she opens up her messages today.... :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Wineslob on August 25, 2009, 11:46:05 AM
Oh, she's gonna get a nasty little surprise when she opens up her messages today.... :naughty:





 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 25, 2009, 11:49:52 AM




 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Yeah, bad choice of words when describing size 54 extra fat man bewbage....

(http://kevinthecoolguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fat-guy-21.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: dutch508 on August 25, 2009, 11:50:38 AM
Yeah, bad choice of words when describing size 54 extra fat man bewbage....

(http://kevinthecoolguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fat-guy-21.jpg)

i see Tex got his DA photo updated.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 25, 2009, 11:53:59 AM
Yeah, bad choice of words when describing size 54 extra fat man bewbage....

(http://kevinthecoolguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fat-guy-21.jpg)

Where did you find the pic of Rosie ODonnel topless? :lmao:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 25, 2009, 09:08:31 PM
Yeah, bad choice of words when describing size 54 extra fat man bewbage....

(http://kevinthecoolguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fat-guy-21.jpg)

Hey, I have a picture of me like that... you butthead.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 25, 2009, 09:11:06 PM
Hey, I have a picture of me like that... you butthead.


Prove it.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Chris on August 25, 2009, 09:14:08 PM
It looks like a fat, overly-hairy young Bill Murray.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 25, 2009, 09:49:48 PM
Prove it.

sans the blubber and body hair.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 25, 2009, 09:54:16 PM
sans the blubber and body hair.

 :naughty:

That was a given since Schade couldn't possibly be that hirsute.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 26, 2009, 10:30:44 AM
That was a given since Schade couldn't possibly be that hirsute.

You know this for a fact?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
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Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
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Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!
Less hairy men, more Schade!

+1....uh 100?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 26, 2009, 08:46:56 PM
That ain't my call, bro.  So until we get more Schade:

(http://ospois.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/iherdsomething3.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 26, 2009, 09:29:07 PM
I want to kill you, man.  Bare hands around your throat crushing your trachea.

Edit: Figuratively speaking, of course.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 26, 2009, 09:51:36 PM
li'l ole me. :innocent:

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5700_1100765761179_1287724170_30243026_8117074_a.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: vesta111 on August 27, 2009, 01:40:00 AM
I want to kill you, man.  Bare hands around your throat crushing your trachea.

Edit: Figuratively speaking, of course.

IT is wearing shoes and socks, some class there.

I have run into some men like him when I worked delivering pizza, night shift.

Where on earth do you folks keep coming up with these unbelievable pix.

I was going to go back to bed soon but will have to wait to let that image fade from my remember er.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 27, 2009, 07:52:18 AM
Oh my. I gotta stop clicking on threads without looking. 

Isn't that mamacags boyfriend? :rofl:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 27, 2009, 08:14:13 AM
Figuratively speaking, of course.

Oh, of course.

And no, Dixie--I thought that was YOUR boyfriend.  THIS is mama's b/f...

(http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ugly_man.jpg)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 27, 2009, 08:48:45 AM
Oh, of course.

And no, Dixie--I thought that was YOUR boyfriend.  THIS is mama's b/f...

(http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ugly_man.jpg)

I thought Gollum died in the Return of the King...
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 27, 2009, 09:33:03 AM
hah EWWWWWWWWWW!

Ya'll gotta stop hacking my photo accounts. :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Lord Undies on August 27, 2009, 10:01:59 AM
Oh, of course.

And no, Dixie--I thought that was YOUR boyfriend.  THIS is mama's b/f...

(http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ugly_man.jpg)

I was wondering if he and the Magic Flute ever got off the island.  I understand he was Wichiepoo's sex slave.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 27, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
I was wondering if he and the Magic Flute ever got off the island.  I understand he was Wichiepoo's sex slave.

He looks like he has beagle puss glasses on but doesn't.

How did my thread turn into this? I think it has gotten more views since I stopped posting pictures... *cry*  :bawl:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 27, 2009, 07:55:30 PM
He looks like he has beagle puss glasses on but doesn't.

How did my thread turn into this? I think it has gotten more views since I stopped posting pictures... *cry*  :bawl:

What are "beagle puss glasses" ?
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 27, 2009, 07:58:33 PM
What are "beagle puss glasses" ?

Google it!  :-)
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: WMD Owl on August 27, 2009, 08:41:11 PM
I'd like to comment on this thread, but I fear for my life if my wife read it.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: thundley4 on August 27, 2009, 09:11:30 PM
Google it!  :-)

Oh.  Those are what I always called "Groucho Marx" glasses.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 28, 2009, 07:54:45 AM
What are "beagle puss glasses" ?

I don't know either but I've learned so much from being here at The Cave. :rofl:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 28, 2009, 07:59:44 AM
I don't know either but I've learned so much from being here at The Cave. :rofl:

I'm wondering why I never heard of that term before.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 28, 2009, 08:00:59 AM
I don't know either but I've learned so much from being here at The Cave. :rofl:

Yeah, me too.  I didn't know about "grilled cheese sandwiches" before someone mentioned them on the short bus.  Now I wish I didn't know.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 28, 2009, 08:19:52 AM
Yeah, me too.  I didn't know about "grilled cheese sandwiches" before someone mentioned them on the short bus.  Now I wish I didn't know.

Another one that I missed.  I should really check out the short bus more often.
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: DixieBelle on August 28, 2009, 09:11:58 AM
What??? I'm so afraid to go look? Can I have the PG version? (No googling images!!) :rofl:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: NHSparky on August 28, 2009, 10:47:14 AM
What??? I'm so afraid to go look? Can I have the PG version? (No googling images!!) :rofl:

Think, "that not so fresh feeling"...  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 28, 2009, 11:19:50 AM
li'l ole me. :innocent:

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5700_1100765761179_1287724170_30243026_8117074_a.jpg)

More, please.  With sugar on top.  Or whipped cream.  Your choice, of course.   :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on August 28, 2009, 11:41:22 AM
More, please.  With sugar on top.  Or whipped cream.  Your choice, of course.   :naughty:

I second that.

Shade.  Check.

Black skimpy dress.   Check.

Stilleto boots.   Check.


 :naughty:
Title: Re: I bet you didn't know.. Schade's a swinger!
Post by: jinxmchue on August 28, 2009, 11:49:07 AM
I second that.

Shade.  Check.

Black skimpy dress.   Check.

Stilleto boots.   Check.


 :naughty:


Schade definitely inspires men to, uh, "rise up," doesn't she?   :rotf: