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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on February 26, 2008, 07:22:47 AM
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That'll Teach Him To Tinkle Outside
Apparently Drunk Man Arrested After Allegedly Relieving Himself In Front Of Police Department
APPLETON, Wis., Feb. 25, 2008
(AP) An apparently drunk man picked the wrong place to tinkle. Appleton police arrested the man Friday afternoon after he reportedly relieved himself in front of the police department.
The 40-year-old was cited for public urination and jailed on a probation violation.
A preliminary breath test indicated a blood-alcohol level four times the legal limit, police said.
I guess he was sent to a penile institution. :rotf:
SOURCE (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/25/ap/strange/main3876365.shtml)
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Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse. :-)
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Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse. :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha? :-)
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Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse. :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha? :-)
I see ureter loss to do better than me.
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Lug-nut, your puns are going from bladder to worse. :-)
You're just a wizz with these things, aint'cha? :-)
I see ureter loss to do better than me.
I'm just trying to figure out who leaked this story.
:lmao:
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Probation violation? That's not a piddly offense.
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Probation violation? That's not a piddly offense.
Yup, urine a lot of trouble when you drink that much. :-)
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Wow he pissed away his chances of a good weekend.
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Wow he pissed away his chances of a good weekend.
...hosed for sure... :-)
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Well now that he's done this I wonder if he'll moan about it now?
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Will the stream of puns never end?
:-)
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Story's like that are just yellow journalism's.
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Story's like that are just yellow journalism's.
Wonder of the Atlanta Urinal & Constipation picked up this story. :rotf: