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Title: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: franksolich on July 28, 2009, 12:08:00 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8954347

Oh my.

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:02 AM
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Loungers...I have missed you ...was in the hospital for 5 days

I had pancreatitis

that is one painful thing to have

then some of the things the hospital did was even more painful

Potassium drip IV hurts like a mother****er

Arterial blood gas test OMG

I look like a pin cushion and am black and blue all up and down both arms

then even tho I am not a diabetic my blood sugers were all wacked out so every finger has been poked

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:09 AM
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3. I was NPO for 3 and 1/2 days

I couldn't even look at food

still really haven't gotten an appetite back

I eat because I have to

nothing tastes good or even sounds good

infact, everything smells and tastes like medicine

I am on the road to recovery but still weak and still in considerable pain

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:18 AM
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6. that burning sounds like what I went though with the potassium

the pancreas controls the insulin ect in your body so the illness played a part of the blood suger stuff but also I was NPO for so long and nothing but IV fluids so

the first labs showed my BSL at like 45 which is way low, so they gave me a sugar bolus something then it spiked really high so then after that it fluxuated back and forth finally the last day it was steady around the 95 levels...

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:50 AM
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7. must have been sneaking up on me

I hadn't felt good for a while

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Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2009, 12:23:40 PM
This is her second thread on the subject. Almost a verbatim replay.
She was at death's doorstep in the ICU, and her main concern was
the hospital TV did not carry Keef and the carpetmuncher. She was
infuriated to see Faux News, and the nurses just didn't understand.

The funniest thing about it is if you can remember the DUmp reaction
when Attorney General John Ashcroft was stricken with pancreatitis back
in 2004. Very different. The best one was when the Round Red Queer, himself
destined, a year or so later, to die from a pancreas-related illness, expressed his
hopes for Ashcroft's demise.

This is truly a DUmp classic.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1197412
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2009, 01:04:48 PM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:02 AM
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Loungers...I have missed you ...was in the hospital for 5 days

And the first thing you did was run to the DUmp to try and garner sympathy. :whatever:

Liar.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 28, 2009, 01:13:48 PM
Do the DUmmies have no one but each other to confide in?
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: seabelle on July 28, 2009, 02:00:16 PM
Did anyone ask her what kind of insurance she had?  Or did I pay for it  :uhsure:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: jtyangel on July 28, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
Did anyone ask her what kind of insurance she had?  Or did I pay for it  :uhsure:

You did one way or the other since she's a teacher.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 28, 2009, 05:25:00 PM
Did anyone ask her what kind of insurance she had?  Or did I pay for it  :uhsure:
You can expect her very soon to be online bragging about the superior insurance she has. Some starving DUmmy deadbeat will start a thread about not being able to afford some type of medicine, and she will chime in to rub their noses in her affluence.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 28, 2009, 07:14:32 PM
You can expect her very soon to be online bragging about the superior insurance she has. Some starving DUmmy deadbeat will start a thread about not being able to afford some type of medicine, and she will chime in to rub their noses in her affluence.

Affluence, effluence . . . it's all the same.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: lastparker on July 28, 2009, 07:36:28 PM
I LOVE Adbot!!!!   :-)
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 29, 2009, 07:32:30 AM
Do the DUmmies have no one but each other to confide in?

Well, really, who else would listen to the constant whining drone of their complaints?
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: LC EFA on July 29, 2009, 07:43:58 AM
I miss them too sometimes.

Not to worry.

It's nothing that more time at the range won't fix.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: TheSarge on July 29, 2009, 07:55:53 AM
And the first thing you did was run to the DUmp to try and garner sympathy. :whatever:

Liar.

Well DU is like a big crack rock to the DUmmies...not too much of a stretch to think that once a DUmmie got out of the hospital the first thing it would do is go get a fix.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 29, 2009, 08:02:53 AM
I miss them too sometimes.

Not to worry.

It's nothing that more time at the range won't fix.


LOL!  If I could H5 you . . .
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: whiffleball on July 29, 2009, 08:23:12 AM

The funniest thing about it is if you can remember the DUmp reaction
when Attorney General John Ashcroft was stricken with pancreatitis back
in 2004. Very different. The best one was when the Round Red Queer, himself
destined, a year or so later, to die from a pancreas-related illness, expressed his
hopes for Ashcroft's demise.

This is truly a DUmp classic.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1197412

Out of curiosity I clicked on AS's profile over there and it still shows him as a current member; one could send him a PM or add him to one's Buddy List.  Seems a bit sick on Skin's part to leave up a departed person's profile.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: LC EFA on July 29, 2009, 08:30:12 AM
Out of curiosity I clicked on AS's profile over there and it still shows him as a current member; one could send him a PM or add him to one's Buddy List.  Seems a bit sick on Skin's part to leave up a departed person's profile.

Looking at the thread you linked. There's a priceless moment in irony in there.

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no_hypocrisy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Fri Mar-05-04 10:44 AM
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3. Not exactly "instant karma", but I'll take it . . . .
   
n/t

Speaking of Karma....

*snicker*
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: thundley4 on July 29, 2009, 08:58:29 AM
Out of curiosity I clicked on AS's profile over there and it still shows him as a current member; one could send him a PM or add him to one's Buddy List.  Seems a bit sick on Skin's part to leave up a departed person's profile.

But as long as his profile remains, then he too is still with us in some small way. [/DUmode]
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
Looking at the thread you linked. There's a priceless moment in irony in there.

Speaking of Karma....

*snicker*

"Karma" is a word DUmmies use to avoid acknowledging the wrath of God.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: franksolich on July 29, 2009, 09:48:31 AM
"Karma" is a word DUmmies use to avoid acknowledging the wrath of God.

Yeah, I remember that "kharma" was a favorite word for Fat Che, when describing decent and civilized people who wanted open and honest fund-raisers.

Fat Che consistently shouted that "kharma" was going to get us.

Well, it did.

Everybody involved in questioning the cop-hating Doug's ex-wife's stupid prank have gone on to flourish and prosper the past four and a half years.

On the flip side of the coin, the opponents of open and honest fund-raisers:

(a) Doug's ex-wife, now unhappily divorced and putting on pounds, daily becoming more and more deranged because of her overuse of pharmaceuticals;

(b) the red round one, deceased;

(c) the sensitive lad, the piano playing primitive, the "goodboy" primitive, having lost a good job, now working in a dead-end job;

(d) Fat Che, his wife and sole means of support having lost her job and his house in foreclosure (or near to foreclosure), and padded himself with some more lardage; and

(e) &c., &c., &c.

Yeah, kharma works, although not the way primitives wish it to work.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 29, 2009, 11:11:37 AM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-28-09 01:02 AM
Original message
 
Loungers...I have missed you ...was in the hospital for 5 days

I had pancreatitis

that is one painful thing to have

then some of the things the hospital did was even more painful

Potassium drip IV hurts like a mother****er

Arterial blood gas test OMG

I look like a pin cushion and am black and blue all up and down both arms

then even tho I am not a diabetic my blood sugers were all wacked out so every finger has been poked
Jesus! another wuss! ::) That test does not hurt! :whatever:
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 29, 2009, 11:19:06 AM
Jesus! another wuss! ::) That test does not hurt! :whatever:
My personal experience is that drawing blood for arterial blood gas hurts like a son of a bitch. They stick a needle straight down into the center of your wrist, and it feels like they're scraping it around on a bone in there.
Title: Re: greenbriar primitive misses other primitives
Post by: lastparker on July 29, 2009, 03:27:52 PM
My personal experience is that drawing blood for arterial blood gas hurts like a son of a bitch. They stick a needle straight down into the center of your wrist, and it feels like they're scraping it around on a bone in there.
:bolt: