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Title: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: Gratiot on July 20, 2009, 08:33:30 PM

Quote from: Paul Tatnell, NEWS.com.au

An Indonesian cannibal is seeking love, promising his people-eating days are over.

Sumanto, currently residing in rural Central Java, was jailed after he dug up an old woman's body for a "cheap and tasty meal".

"She was delicious," he told AFP from his room at a Muslim mental rehabilitation centre in rural Central Java.

"I love meat... all types of meat as long as it's cooked. But I don't eat people anymore."

But after a lengthy stint in prison, the former farmer now longs for the taste of love.

"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25808245-401,00.html)

Title: Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2009, 10:04:50 PM

I have a comment but your thread would immediately get punted to the Short Bus.

Title: Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: Sam Adams on July 21, 2009, 09:49:32 AM

What is his DU name?

Title: Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 22, 2009, 11:59:42 AM

Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on July 20, 2009, 10:04:50 PM

I have a comment but your thread would immediately get punted to the Short Bus.

Then I'll say it...puts a whole new slant on the line, "I'd like to eat you."

Title: Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: thundley4 on July 22, 2009, 12:00:58 PM

Finger lickin' good?

:bolt:

Title: Re: Cannibal Seeks Love
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on July 22, 2009, 01:25:40 PM

I'm sure that anyone that's interested will realize that it will cost them an arm and a leg.