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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: RobJohnson on May 23, 2009, 09:14:58 PM
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 01:52 PM
Original message
I really should be out mowing my lawn.
All the dogs are in, and its been 24 hours since it last rained. It will probably rain in 3 or 4 hours, so I don't have much of a window to do it. It is, however, like a thousand degrees outside so I'm a bit unmotivated.
I need a hot half naked sunbathing neighbor or something, dammit.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8792266
Lefty mom to the rescue:
LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 01:59 PM
Response to Original message
1. Next best thing
Mow your damned lawn and I'll text you something nice.
LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. He is doomed. No pool and his AC is full of fail.
Maybe he can hose himself off afterward or take a quick show...
I have to go think about that. I'll be back later.
I think the grass he is talking of is not the legal kind found in one's yard.....
flvegan (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 03:29 PM
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8. A snake startled the hell out of me, but the lawn is finished!
Just in time, too as the rain has started to fall.
Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass.
I'm bathed and beered and ready to enjoy the cooling rain.
Me too! Me too! Poor Lorax is drunk off one beer..
Lorax (209 posts) Sat May-23-09 04:35 PM
9. Me too.
I should have mowed my lawn and finished working on that twig fence I'm building around my potato garden. But first I had to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things for the weekend. The grocery store is right next to the liquor store. Today was customer appreciation day at the liquor store. They were having tons of tastings and sales. Of course I had to stop in there. I tasted 7 different wines, 6 beers, and a rum that I ordinarily would never have tried. Quite a few I liked. Of course I had to buy two six's of beer, forgetting how tired beer makes me.
After getting home, grilling a quick burger and drinking a very tasty, full bodied beer, there's no way I'm doing that yard work now. I think I'll just sit here all fat and happy on the couch until some of the happy wears off. Then I'll walk the dogs. That's about as much ambition as I can handle.
The lawn can wait until tomorrow.
This made me laugh......
CreekDog (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 05:59 PM
11. You know how you can find out if a Lounger lives down the street from you?
mow at midnight.
:rotf:
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Sat May-23-09 03:29 PM
Response to Original message
8. A snake startled the hell out of me, but the lawn is finished!
Just in time, too as the rain has started to fall.
Nothing like the smell of freshly cut grass.
I'm bathed and beered and ready to enjoy the cooling rain.
grass murdurer :bird:
:whatever:
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grass murdurer :bird:
:whatever:
:rotf: :rotf:
The good news is, she didn't share the pic in the thread!
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Oh, gee thanx! Now I have to get out the clorox and bleach my brain! Who's idea was it for that thread title?
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MIND BLEACH!!! NEED MIND BLEACH!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Oh, gee thanx! Now I have to get out the clorox and bleach my brain! Who's idea was it for that thread title?
Oh now, I thought that was a rather clever eye-grabbing headline.
It got you to read the thread, didn't it?
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For the longest time, I thought that leftmom was showing a tat of her thumb. :doh:
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Oh, gee thanx! Now I have to get out the clorox and bleach my brain! Who's idea was it for that thread title?
Your snake did not jump out thinking about it? :-)
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Your snake did not jump out thinking about it? :-)
That's going to take more than mind bleach! You guy's are on a roll today!
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That's going to take more than mind bleach! You guy's are on a roll today!
:evillaugh: