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Title: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: bijou on May 20, 2009, 12:43:45 PM: Quote
Meet Brittany Gariepy. The Florida woman was departing a 7-Eleven last night when a store clerk noticed a suspicious bulge in the front of the 20-year-old's pants. Concerned that Gariepy may have been shoplifting, convenience store employees contacted a cop, who approached Gariepy in the parking lot. Though she initially denied swiping anything, Gariepy was confronted with evidence spotted inside her vehicle: an empty wrapper for a $1.19 Big Mama pickled sausage. According to a Hernando County Sheriff's Office report, the lump that was "clearly visible inside [Gariepy's] pants" was a 2.4 ounce pork product that she apparently consumed post-theft. ...
link (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0519091sausage1.html)

That will be a meaty case for a young prosecutor to get his teeth into.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 12:49:45 PM: Mugshot goodness. :)
(http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0519091sausage1.jpg)
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Baruch Menachem on May 20, 2009, 01:22:40 PM: She was just so glad to see the sales clerk
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 01:25:43 PM: Also evident, but not mentioned out of respect for propriety, was the canned Coke she struck down the back of her panties.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2009, 01:36:35 PM: One of the wurst decisions she could have made.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: bijou on May 20, 2009, 01:40:54 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2009, 01:36:35 PM
One of the wurst decisions she could have made.
Not a surprise, she looks like a real brat in that mugshot.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Wineslob on May 21, 2009, 02:58:33 PM: I've got a helluva lot more than 2.4 oz of pork in my pants....... :-)
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 03:20:55 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on May 21, 2009, 02:58:33 PM
I've got a helluva lot more than 2.4 oz of pork in my pants....... :-)

You can lose a few pounds if you put your mind to it.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Wineslob on May 21, 2009, 04:33:21 PM: My wife would beg to differ. :tongue:
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Chris_ on May 21, 2009, 05:06:19 PM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 20, 2009, 01:36:35 PM
One of the wurst decisions she could have made.
I never sausage lousy puns. :-)
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 05:09:21 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on May 21, 2009, 05:06:19 PM
I never sausage lousy puns. :-)

Do you have a link?
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Chris_ on May 21, 2009, 05:11:17 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 05:09:21 PM
Do you have a link?
Wow, that was patty quick!
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 05:30:11 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on May 21, 2009, 05:11:17 PM
Wow, that was patty quick!

I'm pretty lean.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: thundley4 on May 21, 2009, 05:50:43 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 05:30:11 PM
I'm pretty lean.

We have a Vienna !!
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: BEG on May 21, 2009, 05:51:08 PM: Pickled sausage? :puke:
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 06:00:48 PM: Quote from: BEG on May 21, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
Pickled sausage? :puke:

Nah, that's just the sage.
Title: Re: Is That A Sausage In Your Pants?
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2009, 06:27:59 AM: Quote from: BEG on May 21, 2009, 05:51:08 PM
Pickled sausage? :puke:
Yeah, that's a real weiner of a recipe. :-)