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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on May 10, 2009, 09:23:44 AM
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A Myrtle Beach man was arrested after a woman told police he threatened her for forgetting to bring home cheddar cheese, according to a police report.
Michael Jay Richardson, 48, of 923 Southpark Lane was charged with vandalism, assault by intimidation, breach of peace and public intoxication after police were called at 7 p.m. Wednesday to his home, police said.
A 29-year-old woman told police she was bringing in groceries and Richardson assisted her, according to the report. She said when she went to the bathroom, Richardson kicked in the door and demanded to know where the cheddar cheese was located.
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link (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/891680.html)
He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.
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Florida again?
:thatsright:
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link (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/891680.html)
He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.
Nothing's ever guda nuff for him.
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Florida again?
:thatsright:
Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.
I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.
:beer:
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Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.
I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.
:beer:
Now that was ripe.
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That man is a munster with some serious anger issues.
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I guess she'll know better than to jack him around on the groceries next time!
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Oh, hell. Here we go again.
Another thread filled with cheesy puns.
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Oh, hell. Here we go again.
Another thread filled with cheesy puns.
Must you wine?
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Must you wine?
Does he need your Parmesan to wine?
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Does he need your Parmesan to wine?
Go Figue yourself. :bird:
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When asked where the cheese was, she should have said, "That's nacho problem."
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Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
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Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
Do they live in a cottage?
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Do they live in a cottage?
Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
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Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.
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Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.
Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
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Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
You have grated on my nerves.
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Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
Sounds like somebody's trying to string me along.
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You have grated on my nerves.
Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
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You have grated on my nerves.
We gotta milk it for all its worth. :-)
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We gotta milk it for all its worth. :-)
:rotf:
h5
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Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
Awwww, cheese whiz. You stole my puns. :-)
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We gotta milk it for all its worth. :-)
Can we really wedge another one in?
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Just to Asagio any hurt feelings, I won't make any puns.
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Can we really wedge another one in?
You'll have to cut the cheese first.
:uhsure:
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You'll have to cut the cheese first.
:uhsure:
Now I'm really not fon of due.
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Now I'm really not fon of due.
Ah, just thought I'd rennet by you.
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This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
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This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
Is it also having Em-mental effect?
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This thread is so lame, that even the cow is laughing at you.
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Is it also having Em-mental effect?
Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.
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Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.
Locking. I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings.
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Locking. I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings.
Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone. :hammer:
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Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone. :hammer:
Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte
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Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte
Aw, pick, pick pick-erino. You're just mad because you have to actually post a LINK to tell a pun. :-)
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Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte
Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra? (http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Bra)
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Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra? (http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Bra)
That would be silly. I don't have mammaries.
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That would be silly. I don't have mammaries.
well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilsit_cheese) was called off.
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well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilsit_cheese) was called off.
This is my fault, folks. I shudda nevah linked to the website.
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This is my fault, folks. I shudda nevah linked to the website.
It's Nacho fault. ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
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It's Nacho fault. ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
You Roquefort making that pun fit!
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You Roquefort making that pun fit!
Just another way to wax poetic. :-)
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It's Nacho fault. ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
Ah, adding some culture here?
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Locking. I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings.
Queso, what next?
:-)