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Title: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: bijou on May 10, 2009, 09:23:44 AM
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A Myrtle Beach man was arrested after a woman told police he threatened her for forgetting to bring home cheddar cheese, according to a police report.

Michael Jay Richardson, 48, of 923 Southpark Lane was charged with vandalism, assault by intimidation, breach of peace and public intoxication after police were called at 7 p.m. Wednesday to his home, police said.

A 29-year-old woman told police she was bringing in groceries and Richardson assisted her, according to the report. She said when she went to the bathroom, Richardson kicked in the door and demanded to know where the cheddar cheese was located.

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link (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/891680.html)

He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: rich_t on May 10, 2009, 06:39:20 PM
Florida again?

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 10, 2009, 06:48:07 PM
link (http://www.thesunnews.com/news/breaking_news/story/891680.html)

He just didn't give edam about his girlfriend's feelings.

Nothing's ever guda nuff for him. 
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 10, 2009, 08:43:45 PM
Florida again?

 :thatsright:
Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.

 :beer:
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 10, 2009, 10:56:19 PM
Myrtle Beach is in South Carolina.

I guess the cheddar is sharper than you are.

 :beer:

Now that was ripe.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: NHSparky on May 11, 2009, 08:21:00 AM
That man is a munster with some serious anger issues.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 11, 2009, 08:46:48 AM
I guess she'll know better than to jack him around on the groceries next time!
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: MarshallLaw on May 11, 2009, 09:03:18 AM
Oh, hell. Here we go again.




Another thread filled with cheesy puns.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 09:16:37 AM
Oh, hell. Here we go again.




Another thread filled with cheesy puns.

Must you wine?
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 09:30:47 AM
Must you wine?

Does he need your Parmesan to wine?
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 09:34:06 AM
Does he need your Parmesan to wine?

Go Figue yourself.   :bird:
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:21:15 AM
When asked where the cheese was, she should have said, "That's nacho problem."
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:25:57 AM
Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:28:24 AM
Whey, that story really put the curds on him!
Do they live in a cottage?
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:30:18 AM
Do they live in a cottage?


Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:37:14 AM
Yeah. Just down the coast from Monterey.
Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:39:16 AM
Ah, thought it was somewhere near the Bleu Ridge.

Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:41:00 AM
Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.

You have grated on my nerves.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:43:12 AM
Nope, you're getting Bleu Ridge mixed up with Camembert. That results in a real Brie f encounter with the mayor, because he's not real fond of the Lim Burger chain of greasy spoons.
Sounds like somebody's trying to string me along.  
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:43:27 AM
You have grated on my nerves.

Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:43:44 AM
You have grated on my nerves.
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 11:44:24 AM
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)

 :rotf:

h5
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:44:43 AM
Thank God for Velveeta. It'll get us past this terrible Reggiano, full of outlaws, thieves, and desperadoes.
Awwww, cheese whiz.  You stole my puns.   :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:47:35 AM
We gotta milk it for all its worth.   :-)

Can we really wedge another one in?
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
Just to Asagio any hurt feelings, I won't make any puns.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:53:01 AM
Can we really wedge another one in?
You'll have to cut the cheese first.
 :uhsure:
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:57:08 AM
You'll have to cut the cheese first.
 :uhsure:

Now I'm really not fon of due.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 12:03:08 PM
Now I'm really not fon of due.
Ah, just thought I'd rennet by you.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: NHSparky on May 11, 2009, 01:12:28 PM
This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:21:29 PM
This whole thread is making my stomach curdle.
Is it also having Em-mental effect?
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Baruch Menachem on May 11, 2009, 01:34:40 PM
This thread is so lame, that even the cow is laughing at you.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
Is it also having Em-mental effect?

Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:42:30 PM
Yeah, wheeling these puns in and poking holes in them is something only a goat could love. Sheep would have liked them too, but they never Ric-caught-ta on.

Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 

Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone.   :hammer:
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:49:44 PM
Terrorist. You're acting just like Al Mascarpone.   :hammer:

Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:51:18 PM
Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte

Aw, pick, pick pick-erino. You're just mad because you have to actually post a LINK to tell a pun.  :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:53:22 PM
Shove it up your http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Butte

Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra? (http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Bra)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 02:01:27 PM
Question for you - when you walk around your trailer park in your crotchless panties, do you wear a bra? (http://www.cheese.com/Description.asp?Name=Bra)

That would be silly.  I don't have mammaries. 
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
That would be silly.  I don't have mammaries. 

well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilsit_cheese) was called off.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
well, that's a relief. I would've thought that somebody called the cops tilsit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilsit_cheese) was called off.

This is my fault, folks.  I shudda nevah linked to the website.
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
This is my fault, folks.  I shudda nevah linked to the website.

It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: bijou on May 11, 2009, 03:45:23 PM
It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)

You Roquefort making that pun fit!
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 05:26:13 PM
You Roquefort making that pun fit!
Just another way to wax poetic.   :-)
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 05:27:05 PM
It's Nacho fault.  ( it's a repeat, but it fits so well.)
Ah, adding some culture here? 
Title: Re: Man jailed after woman reports threat about cheddar cheese
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Locking.  I cannot stand another slice of these silly Little Rydings. 
Queso, what next?

 :-)