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Title: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM: Quote
Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver

GRAND ISLAND, Neb., Apr. 27, 2009

(AP) A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless _ and naked _ driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska. The Nebraska State Patrol said a 26-year-old man was arrested Saturday evening on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and driving under suspension.

The patrol said the man was driving west on I-80 near Giltner when he was pulled over. Both he and a 26-year-old woman in the car were naked.

Frank, anybody you know go missing?

DWN - Driving While Nekkid....probably not a crime in Florida.

LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/27/ap/strange/main4972909.shtml)
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: franksolich on April 28, 2009, 08:20:38 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM
Frank, anybody you know go missing?

I keep pretty good tabs on primitives in Nebraska.

I checked, and no, none of them are missing today.

Must just be plain ordinary nuts, not primitives.
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: bijou on April 28, 2009, 10:23:54 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 07:49:51 AM

DWN - Driving While Nekkid....probably not a crime in Florida.

Isn't it practically compulsory there? :-)
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM: I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 28, 2009, 11:03:11 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.

:rimshot:
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 11:04:41 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
I stopped driving naked because I was always blowing the horn by accident.
Roll up the window and you won't flap in the breeze. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:18:55 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:04:41 AM
Roll up the window and you won't flap in the breeze. :thatsright:

Hell no! I don't want to get pinched by the clutch pedal again. No sir.
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 11:21:49 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:18:55 AM
Hell no! I don't want to get pinched by the clutch pedal again. No sir.
Four on the floor?
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:23:33 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Four on the floor?

I don't know. I've never measured.
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 11:25:34 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:23:33 AM
I don't know. I've never measured.
We'll be here all day folks...try the veal. :-)
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:28:42 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on April 28, 2009, 11:25:34 AM
We'll be here all day folks...try the veal. :-)

Don't forget to put your tip on your waitress!
Title: Re: Nebraka Police Arrest Naked And Reckless Driver
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 11:30:50 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 28, 2009, 11:28:42 AM
Don't forget to put your tip on your waitress!
I thought we were supposed to trip the waitress. :thatsright: