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Title: Poor Schade...
Post by: jinxmchue on April 22, 2009, 12:52:33 PM: She just doesn't understand men. (You Facebookers hopefully will get this.)
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: jtyangel on April 22, 2009, 01:08:01 PM: I've never seen anyone go from zero to 100 that quickly. :-)
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 08:10:18 PM: It took me 12 minutes to learn everything I needed to know about men to score.... 100%.

Of course jinxy wrote the feckn quiz, that's why he got 100%. :whatever:

Let me tell you, the things I know and understand about men.... well, let's just say a fb quiz couldn't possibly capture what I know.

:evillaugh:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 08:11:39 PM: Ima gonna see if the mods are awake....

Hellooooo? May I tell you the secrets of men? :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Randy on April 22, 2009, 08:15:44 PM: I'm wearing my Elmo "Guess where I'm ticklish?" t-shirt.

:-)
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 08:17:01 PM: Quote from: Randy on April 22, 2009, 08:15:44 PM
I'm wearing my Elmo "Guess where I'm ticklish?" t-shirt.

:-)

Now you have my attention... I want to tickle you till you giggle.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Randy on April 22, 2009, 08:18:24 PM: :bow: See? You do know men. :-*
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 08:22:32 PM: Quote from: Randy on April 22, 2009, 08:18:24 PM
:bow: See? You do know men. :-*

I do know them.

Jinxy got a lot of enjoyment at my expense. :-)
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 22, 2009, 09:02:54 PM: :lmao:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:32:29 PM: Quote from: Hawkgirl on April 22, 2009, 09:02:54 PM
:lmao:

And where are your results? hmmmm? :p
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:37:54 PM: Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure. :( :p
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 09:42:48 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:37:54 PM
Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure. :( :p

The 10 ten things I know about women
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9.
10. They have breasts.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:43:02 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:37:54 PM
Untold numbers of girlfriends. A few er... indiscretions. Three serious long term relationships (w/two live in partners), thirty-six years on the planet and I can sum up everything I know about women pretty quick.

They are soft, bumpy and smell nice.

That's pretty much all I know for sure. :( :p

Here I was under the disillusionment that I was your one and only..... :p
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:44:58 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 09:42:48 PM
The 10 ten things I know about women
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.

Teh Boobiez!
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:45:55 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:43:02 PM
Here I was under the disillusionment that I was your one and only..... :p

Why of course you are. My one and only "what" is an open question. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM: Please ignore this comment.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:51:27 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
Please ignore this comment.

Done and done!

aw crap
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:59:38 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 09:45:55 PM
Why of course you are. My one and only "what" is an open question. :evillaugh:

This comment is just too delicious to pass up.... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:00:09 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 09:47:03 PM
Please ignore this comment.

Did someone say something? :tongue:

did someone do somebody someone wrong song? Say can you play another somebody someone somewhere do somebody wrong song?
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:05:02 PM: Found 'em Undies....

It's lonely out tonight
And the feelin' just got right for a brand new love song
Somebody done somebody wrong song

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

So please play for me a sad melody
So sad that it makes everybody cry-y-y-y
A real hurtin' song about a love that's gone wrong
'cause I don't want to cry all alone

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

So please play for me a sad melody
So sad that it makes everybody cry-y-y-y
A real hurtin' song about a love that's gone wrong
'cause I don't want to cry all alone

Hey, wontcha play another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

(Hey) wontcha play (wontcha play) another somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby

(Hey) wontcha play (wontcha play) another somebody done

FADE

somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home while I miss my baby, while I miss my baby
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:07:38 PM: You Tube-fu....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_mJokfTQg&feature=related[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:13:45 PM: You know what I'm talking about!

[youtube=425,350]eplbDbp6XJQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:20:12 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:13:45 PM
You know what I'm talking about!

[youtube=425,350]eplbDbp6XJQ[/youtube]

Heh!

I gotta see that movie sometime.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:26:18 PM: Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:20:12 PM
Heh!

I gotta see that movie sometime.

You need to..... my favorite part of the song is when they go Vrrrrrroooooommmmm!!!!!
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:29:57 PM: Oh I am unstoppable tonight...

[youtube=425,350]NJ6cWOj3VSU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:31:06 PM: Girlfriend put your records on!

[youtube=425,350]Y0TEa-Aa4sU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 10:37:41 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:31:06 PM
Girlfriend put your records on!

[youtube=425,350]Y0TEa-Aa4sU[/youtube]

I have all those songs and many more on my computer. Tons of easy listening from the 70's.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:38:17 PM: I admit, I don't get the video... but she's got... something, lol

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtlO0RXktlo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:40:50 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 10:37:41 PM
I have all those songs and many more on my computer. Tons of easy listening from the 70's.

Those songs all remind me of hanging out by the lake, roller rinks, good times!
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:41:58 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4[/youtube]

Make fun all you want. I rocked out to it back in the day. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:42:34 PM: Good vid RS.... :-) I like that girl.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: ReardenSteel on April 22, 2009, 10:48:27 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8vW_0H_Kg[/youtube]

If this song seems girly just know I discovered it thanks to the TV show The Sheild. :-)
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 10:53:49 PM: Schade's Lament:

[youtube=425,350]OcpB11BNpDs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 10:55:04 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
Those songs all remind me of hanging out by the lake, roller rinks, good times!

My 30 year class reunion is this June, I'm sure some of that music will be played. The theme song for our graduation was Styx's Come Sail Away.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 22, 2009, 11:54:14 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 09:32:29 PM
And where are your results? hmmmm? :p
I don't really have to take the test...I already know I know 0 about men... :(
:uhsure:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 23, 2009, 03:51:27 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 08:11:39 PM
Ima gonna see if the mods are awake....

Hellooooo? May I tell you the secrets of men? :evillaugh:
Men have secrets?
Our secrets must be pretty easy to decipher. They generally involve pizza, beer, and teh boobiez.

Its not hard to translate mannn speech.
When a guy says to the other guys, "Yeah, she wants me." it means, "I'm so NOT getting any tonight."
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Randy on April 23, 2009, 03:55:54 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 22, 2009, 10:42:34 PM
Good vid RS.... :-) I like that girl.

Fat Sally or Freddie? :rotf:

Queen still rocks today. Enjoy your 30th. I made it to my first reunion for the 30th. It was a blast and I'm looking forward to next years 35th.
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: jinxmchue on April 23, 2009, 10:27:18 AM: Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 09:42:48 PM
The 10 ten things I know about women
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. They have breasts.

Poor guy. You've never made it past second base...
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: RobJohnson on April 23, 2009, 11:37:48 AM: Quote from: Randy on April 22, 2009, 08:15:44 PM
I'm wearing my Elmo "Guess where I'm ticklish?" t-shirt.

:-)

Elmo was on the local news today, helping with the weather. His show is on stage in Vegas, Elmo saves the enviroment. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: RobJohnson on April 23, 2009, 11:40:54 AM: Quote from: jinxmchue on April 23, 2009, 10:27:18 AM
Poor guy. You've never made it past second base...

:lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 23, 2009, 07:17:05 PM: Schades band

[youtube=500,500]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyhzBEOIuKA[/youtube]
Title: Re: Poor Schade...
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 23, 2009, 08:12:05 PM: I think I deserved all that I have received in this thread. :p